Disclaimer: I don't own haft the Dudleys I speak of. The other haft I made up. I don't own Jeff or any other WWE Stars. I don't own most of the stores. The others I made up. I really hate writing this thing.

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To Shop By T-Boy

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Bubba Ray Dudley was sitting at a table in the cafeteria writing down something when Jeff hardy plopped down beside him.

Jeff: What yah, doing?

Bubba: Making a shopping list.

Jeff: Shopping list? For What?

Bubba: *Sigh* Christmas. I've got to make sure I get EVERYONE something. That's Friends, Family, and Others. How dose Santa do it?

Jeff: That's why he takes up a whole year. Hay, maybe I can help you out.

Bubba: I don't think so. I mean you don't even know most of my family, and their the ones really taking up space on the list.

Jeff: Well…We could go shopping together!

Bubba: *Look of Terror*

Jeff: Come on. I can help find things you already got down on your list and I'll get to do my shopping at the same time.

Bubba: I don't know. It's….

Jeff: Well go tomarrow. Just meet me at your car at 10:30. Well got to go.

Jeff hopes up and heads tords the locker room. Bubba shakes his head and goes back to work on his list.

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9:30am, Dudley Boyz hotel room.

-Beep Beep Beep- Bubba's alarm clock goes off. Bubba haft asleep tries to turn it off. D-Von lefts his head from his pillow. Spike looks back tords the beds. He had been up for sometime now. Bubba gets the alarm to turn off, and lazily walks to his bag, gets his clothes and head for the shower. It's 10:10 when he exit's the bathroom.

Spike: Why you up so early? It's a off day.

Bubba: Going Shopping.

Spike: Shopping?

Bubba: Yeah, for Christmas.

Spike: Anyone going with you?

Bubba: Yeah…Jeff.

Spike:…Good luck.

Bubba: Yeah, Yeah.

Bubba graved his list of people, and a apple to eat on his way to his car. By the time he got there Jeff was already leaning up on his car.

Jeff: You ready?

Bubba: Yeah, let's get this done with.

They get into Bubba's car and drive off to the Mall.

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