Our two great shoppers head forth to the mall the last time we left them. We now join them in the entrance of the mall.
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Jeff: Ok who's first on your list.
Bubba: Spike and D-Von
Jeff: Good thinking get the easy people out of the way.
Bubba: Uh…I wasn't really sure what to get either of them.
Jeff: Well let's see. Spike is the quite on and seems to staying the background….How about a book?
Bubba: A book?
Jeff: Well it's a start. How about a pet?
Bubba: I'm not buying him A fuck'n pet.
Jeff: How about a fake one…you know a robot pet? Well go to the Toy Store!
Bubba:…Why not . I'll get my nieces and nephews something too, plus a few cusions.
Jeff: That's the sprit!
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The Toy Store-K. B. Toys
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Bubba grabs a cart, knowing he'll be needing it.
Jeff: Bubba let's get Spike's pet first.
Bubba: Fine.
They walk over to all the robot pets. There are dogs, cats, turtles, birds, and lizards. In different shape and Colors.
Bubba: Hum…Spike would either want a dog or lizard.
Jeff; Your gonna want to get him the more active of the two, so how about the dog.
Bubba: Yeah….That's perfect for him. That little one with the spot.
Jeff: Spike and Spot. Sounds good to me.
Jeff put the box with "Spot" in the cart. Bubba is looking at his list.
Jeff: Let me see.
Bubba: I put all the kids on this sheet right here.
Bubba hands him the paper and Jeff looks at it.
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Name | Age | Boy/Girl | Who's Kid/Cusions
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Shags 22 Boy Dudley
Scrappy 18 Boy " "
Daffany 16 Girl " "
Trip 7 Boy " "
Stud 18 Boy Big Dick
Star 15 Girl " "
Rose 13 Girl " "
Drill 10 Boy " "
Pete 8 Boy " "
High Step 16 Boy D.W.
Sun Rise 14 Girl " "
Cho 12 Boy " "
Jagged 15 Boy PS
Voice 13 Girl " "
Jerry 11 Boy " "
Clip 14 Boy Sign Guy
Buzz 12 Boy " "
Mimi 10 Girl " "
Ice 12 Boy Chubby
Sprinkle 9 Girl " "
Chad 6 Boy " "
Rock 6 Boy Scott Snot
Dime 5 Girl " "
Lee Day 14 Boy Cousin
Play Jay 12 Boy " "
Pay May 11 Girl " "
Pee Jay 9 Boy " "
Kate Ray 4 Girl " "
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Jeff: Right….18 boys and 10 girls, but only 8 of them probley will want toys.
Bubba: Ha! No Dudley ever quits wanting toys till there 14 and still after that. I mean we just bought Spike a damn toy.
Jeff: That's different. So we have to buy 18 toys.
Bubba: Right, Let's get the boys done first.
Jeff: Cool.
They walk over to were more of the buy toys are and Bubba sees a The gun games.
Jeff: Guns?
Bubba: Well we are red neckish.
Jeff: True. Lazar Tag!
Bubba: They might like that. I'll get 3 sets.
Jeff: 15 more to go!
Bubba: Get stuff that want hurt when they knock the hell out of each other.
Jeff: Plastic or plastic….Hummm. Plastic.
Bubba: Oh race cars those will do for them too. I'll get 5 of those.
Jeff: For the rest how about these action figers and Hot Wheel Cars?
Bubba: That's a great idea. Know for the challenge. Getting the girls something, I'm think just dolls, but you've got to get stuff to go with them.
Jeff: Don't worry. Let's get the kind of older ones Barbie and then the young Baby Dolls.
Bubba: Fine you grab the Baby Dolls get three and I'll get Barbie, the only thing more plastic the Briteny Spears and Stephanie.
Jeff: He, right.
Bubba walked over to the Babies and found he really wished he had taken the Baby Dolls instead. Jeff picked up the dolls. One could use the bathroom, on could crawl and walk, and one could ride a bike.
Jeff: Well I've found three dolls and they all can do something. They should do.
Jeff grabbed the boxes and headed for the cart. Then he precede to were Bubba stood, almost looking confused.
Jeff: What's up?
Bubba: Did you know this slut has everything under the sun made for her?
Jeff: So I've heard.
Bubba: What do I get to go with the ones I've picked out?
Jeff: Well let's see. Vet Doctor Barbie, Flight Attendant Barbie, and School Girl Skipper. Get the Vet hospital, the airplane, and the school, set. Wow Barbie has a Hair Dye Salon.
Bubba: ….I'm not surprise you would find that. Well That's all from here. Let's get the hall out of this place.
Jeff: Kay.
So the two go up to the counter and the teenage girl rings up the prices.
Teenage Girl: That'll be $550.97.
Bubba gets a look of I'm paying to much for this shit look and hands her $600. After paying the to men lug there heave cart back out to the car.
Bubba: Like hell if I'm lugging this stuff around all day.
Jeff: See that wasn't hard. Who's next on your list?
Bubba: I've still got to get D-Von something, and My other Brothers too. Plus my sisters, Uncles, Aunt, Dad, Mom, Step Mothers, Step cousins and my older nieces and nephews stuff.
Jeff: Well let's go back in there and get to work. Well do all the shopping for the males first.
Bubba: Thank God. Let's go.