So back into the mall they went and they walked. Bubba tried to focus on one of his male sibs and ended up in a Electronics and Music store.
Jeff: We can really get a lot of gifts here.
Bubba: Dudley, D.W., P.S., Sign Guy. Chubby, D-Von, Snot, and Snerd. Plus 7 male kids.
Jeff: And the Females?
Bubba: Missy, Candy, Spice, Storm, Pepper, Duchess, T-Boy, Pinkie, Sue and Lady. Plus 3 more kids.
Jeff: Plus your outer family and all the parents and Aunt and Uncles….How do you keep up them all?
Bubba: We made a website. Before that we kept in touch through letters.
Jeff: I could not do that. I barely can keep up with my Brothers.
Bubba and Jeff walked around looking at this and that. Then Jeff walks off and Bubba keeps picking at CD players and other toys. Jeff had wondered over to the counter were another young female stood.
Girl at the counter (GAC): Can I help you?
Jeff: Yah, what's popular with the girls ages 14 to 16?
GAC: Oh, well depends on the type of music.
Jeff: Alterative Music.
GAC: Linkin Park is always a good beat. I also noticed the Fuel and Green Day CDs are selling well.
Jeff: Many thanks dear.
GAC: It's my job.
Jeff walks off and picks up the Cds before, finding Bubba with a new cart full.
Jeff: What's all this.
Bubba: *Inhale* The TV and DVD player is for Snot, The laptops are for Sign Guy and Chubby, the CD Players are for all the older kids, the Guitar Stuff is for Dudley, the Computer programs are for Snerd, and I got the piano stuff because it was on sale, for me.
Jeff: Piano?….Anyway I asked the chick at the counter what was hot with the girls and got these CDs. I also picked Matt up the New Pearl Jam CD.
Bubba: Thanks. I'm getting hungry, so let's buy this stuff, take it to the car, and get something to eat.
Jeff: Fine with me.
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Jeff laughed as walked back into the mall and to the food court.
Bubba: I don't see what's so funny.
Jeff: You mumbling about how much you spent.
Bubba: You would be too if had just spent $1,330. Then add up the amount spent before, that's $550.97. So that adds up to, about $1, 880. Your buying lunch.
Jeff: Fine. You go sit down and I'll get in line. What you want?
Bubba: Just a regular burger.
Jeff: Kay.
Jeff got there food and soon retuned. Bubba didn't even notice, because he was going through his list.
Jeff: Take a brake. I mean you don't have to get it all in one day now.
Bubba: Yes I do. I rather ship all the presents at one time, so it want cost as much.
Jeff: Oh…Well eat up.
Bubba: I am mommy.
Jeff: That's a good boy. If you eat everything, I'll let you stay up late tonight.
Bubba: *Shacks head and takes a bite of his burger and swallows* I'm gonna be broke.
Jeff: you and everyone else in the country.
Bubba: No really, I'm gonna have to start to charge everything.
Jeff: …I'm not gonna say anything, but really how more people do you have left to buy for?
Bubba: Out of family, or Friends?
Jeff: Family.
Bubba: 7 uncles, 3 Aunts, 13 Sibs, 5 inner Cousins, 10 Outer Cousins, Dad, 21 Moms, and Sign Guys wife.
Jeff: 21 mothers?
Bubba: 21 Mothers. I'll shop for Spike's, D-Vons, and Mine last.
Jeff: I think I should've called Lita.
Bubba: She would've been useful.
Jeff: Want to call her?
Bubba: Nah, we got this covered.
Jeff: So were to now?
Bubba: Gonna get Uncles Bobby Ray, Rob hay, Joe Jay, Aunt Patty May, Sisters Storm, Pepper, Lady, Brother D.W, P.S., Inner Cousin Bobby Ray JR, Rob Hay JR, Joe Jay JR, Outer cousins Pete Jay, Ken Ray, Fred Bring, Mal, Bob H, and Crash H; all something from the outdoor hunting sports store.
Jeff:….Did you say Bob H, and Crash H?
Bubba: Yeah.
Jeff: As in Bob " Hardcore" Holly and Crash Holly?
Bubba:…Yeah.
Jeff: Your related?
Bubba: Yep.
Jeff: Just how?
Bubba: Through Spike's mom.
Jeff: Spike's Mom?
Bubba: Dolly Holly.
Jeff:…So is this why You and D-Von…
Bubba: Broke up Spike and Molly? Somewhat. Incest really isn't a big thing in the family. It's more or less, we just didn't want those two together. Maybe Spike and Lady…..What?
Jeff: Your talking about hooking your brother up with your sister.
Bubba: Sorry man, just how the family goes.
Jeff: Right, um let's get to that Hunting Sports Store.
Jeff runs ahead of Bubba, who is slightly amused that he has put the boy on edge, just talking about his family. Bubba enters and sees Jeff looking at the fishing gear.
Bubba: Fishing gears a good place to start.
Jeff: Yeah, hay um sorry about taking off like that.
Bubba: Happens all the time.
Jeff: Quick question. Dose Molly and Spike know?
Bubba: Yeah, Bob made us tell them.
Jeff: Oh, so what you think about these tackle boxes?
Bubba: Looks good enough to buy a few. Grab 11 of them.
Jeff: Right.
As Jeff puts the tackle boxes in the cart, Bubba has made his way over to the knifes.
Bubba: Hum…
Guy at the Counter (GC): Can I help you?
Bubba: Yeah, Let me see that double headed dragger.
GC: Here you go sir.
Bubba looks at very carefully.
Bubba: I'll take this one and that Snake Dager.
GC: Are you done looking around, or would you like me to hold in tell your done?
Bubba: Well All I need is get is five RT8 Ranger Rifle Scoops.
CG: Well Sure we have two types of them. The Far rang and short rang.
Bubba: I'll be taking the long rang.
CG: Right.
Jeff walks up with a few things in his arms.
Jeff: My Brothers will love this stuff.
Bubba: You know it.
CG: Is this all sir?
Bubba: I've got 11 of these tackle boxes.
CG: Let me guess Large Family.
Bubba: On the money.
CG: Well your total is…$750. I didn't add the tackle boxes.
Bubba: Hay thanks.
CG: Yeah I know what your going through.
Bubba: Hay Jeff, I'll be taking this to the car.
Jeff: I'll be there.
Jeff came out to the car and saw Bubba was not there. He saw that Bubba had put his stuff in the now full car and since he had told Bubba that he was coming out here, Bubba must of went to the bathroom or something. Just as that thought hit his mind, he saw Bubba carrying some cardboard and wrapping paper.
Jeff: What's this?
Bubba: We got to go back to the hotel, since the car is full. I figer we'll take everything to your room, and wrap in up. Then we can take and come back here.
Jeff: Why my room?
Bubba: D-Von has a thing about going through every little gift, and gets mad if he finds nothing for him.
Jeff: Oh, so to the hotel.
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And so they got in the stuffed car and drove off.