Bubba: Jeff we're getting short on time, so lission up. I need you run over there to the Bath and Beauty Shop and get 18 different objects. I'm gonna go into Hobby Shop and picking up stuff. Here's some money. Meet right here as soon as your done.
Jeff: Why do I have to go in there?
Bubba: Because you look like a guy who would by stuff for a girl.
Jeff: So do you.
Bubba: I really don't want to say what happen last time I went into a store like that, so just go.
Jeff: Fine, but I want to hear this story one day.
Bubba: We'll see.
So Jeff and Bubba Split up. Jeff to the Bath and Beauty and Bubba to the Hobby Shop. Bubba walked into the hobby shop and straight to the model cars.
Bubba: *In Thought* This will be easy. Uncle John Jay likes model cars, so Dose Uncle Jimmy Ray. I'll get John this Classic T-Bird in red and Jimmy the ford truck in purple.
Bubba graved the boxes and walked on in search of the air planes. Jeff was looking around at everything when this lady walked up to him.
The Lady (TL): May I help you?
Jeff: Yes, I need 18 different gifts.
TL: 18, well come over here. This is were we have some of the best gift baskets . Each one with a different set of items. These should help with your needs.
Jeff: Yes, they'll do fine.
TL: Let me help you bring them to the counter.
Jeff: Why thank you.
As Jeff walked out with the gifts he saw Bubba sitting down on a bench going over his list.
Jeff: Finished. Spent $77, here's you change.
Bubba: Thanks. We spent $205. That's the less we spent so far.
Jeff: Who's left?
Bubba: Two Sisters, D-Von, 14 Moms, and Dad. I also, just noticed I forgot Grandma and Grandpa Dudley.
Jeff: Great. Are you still gonna shop for you friends?
Bubba: I've picked up a few things here and there, if you haven't noticed. So don't worry about them.
Jeff: So, what do you need me to go get?
Bubba: Something For my Grand parents in that Department store. I've got to go pick my Older Sister out an outfit. She'll kill me if I don't buy her clothes. Also try to pick up stuff for my moms.
Jeff: On it.
As Jeff went through the Department store, picking up stuff he hoped would satisfy the Dudley's, he noticed a few things for his family too. Bubba was bissy buying the new styles for his sister, and a few mothers. Finally Jeff and Bubba meet up again.
Jeff: This is getting boring.
Bubba: I know. You can take this stuff to the car. All I've got to get is D-Von, T-Boy, Dad, and 3 Moms, something.
Jeff: Ok, Not to be mean, but I'll never do this again.
Bubba: I understand.
Jeff walked off to the car with the last cart of gifts, and Bubba headed to the Jeweler's. He walked in and started to look around. It didn't take long to see what he wonted to buy.
Bubba: Excuse me. Could I see that watch?
Jeweler: Oh, Yes. Here you go sir.
Bubba: Hum…How much dose it cost to get this engraved?
Jeweler: Every letter is $2.50.
Bubba: Right. I'll be buying two of these and having them engraved.
Jeweler: Right, is that all?
Bubba: No, I'll be getting one of each of those pendants engraved and that dimand ring.
Jeweler: Ok ,sir. Could you please write down what you want engraved and on what peace.
Bubba begins to write down what he wants on each peaces and then hands the paper to the Jeweler. The Jeweler then begins to total up the cost.
Jeweler: That'll be $917.
Bubba Paid the Jeweler.
Jeweler: You peaces will be done in ten minutes. Here's you recite.
Bubba decide to walk around for the ten minutes. Then he returned and picked up his peaces. He finally got back to the car to see Jeff had fallen asleep. He decided not to wake him till they got to the hotel.
Bubba: Jeff get up.
Jeff: Huh? Is it time to go?
Bubba: We're already back at the hotel. I let you sleep.
Jeff: Oh what took you so long?
Bubba: Had to get something engraved.
Jeff: Oh, Lita's probley asleep by now.
Bubba: Yeah.
The two men travelled back up to Jeff's room with the last of the gifts. They came to find Lita watching TV.
Lita: Wow, you back early. It's only 3:40.
Bubba: Dang. Well let's get this stuff wrapped.
Jeff: Right.
Bubba pulled out the bag with all his peaces in it. Then he begin to inspect them.
Lita: WOW! Who you get those for?
Bubba: 3 Moms, Dad, D-Von, and my sister T-Boy.
Jeff: You bought Spike a toy and D-von a watch.
Bubba: Spike's not into Jewelry.
The Three wrapped everything and placed them in there boxes. After duck taping them up, Bubba address them and also place a letter to each group telling them what was in the boxes, onto each one. Bubba then placed Spike's and D-Von's gifts to the side and looked at Jeff.
Bubba: Now to the post office.
Jeff: Oh God!
Lita: I'll go! I need to get out.
Jeff: Thank goodness. Lita did you go through my stuff?
Lita: No.
Jeff: Good. I didn't want you to see what I got you.
Lita: You bought me something? Who sweet!
Bubba: Well we got to get a move on. Jeff help load the bag carrier.
So they loaded the carrier and pushed it to the car. After placing the boxes in the car. Lita and Bubba headed to the post office. They got there and ended up standing in line forever and a half. But soon they made it to the counter.
Post office worker (POW): Is this everything you sending sir?
Bubba: yeah.
POW: Ok your total cost will be $846.
Bubba: Here.
POW: Thank you sir, Here's you shipping recite.
Bubba and Lita get back in the car.
Lita: You look tired.
Bubba: I'm going to bed right after I get Spike's and D-Von's gifts.
Lita: Right.
So they return and Jeff is sitting there, looking at recites.
Jeff: Do you have any idea how much you spent today?
Bubba: Enough to make me jump out that window.
Jeff: Twice.
Bubba: Well, I just spent $846 more on shipping that stuff.
Jeff: Well let's see.
Jeff begins to add everything up.
Jeff: First trip to the mall you spent a total of $2630.97.
Lita: Ouch.
Jeff: Second trip you spent $1122.
Lita: This is gonna hurt.
Jeff: Now add the $846. You spent a total of $4598.97.
Bubba: …..I DID IT!
Lita/Jeff: Huh?
Bubba: I had saved up $5000, because I spend about that much every year. I didn't go over, and I still have money left over.
Lita: That's a smart way to go. Save all your money.
Bubba: Well I'm going to sleep.
Jeff: I know what you mean.
Bubba walked to his room and opened the door. Spike and D-Von looked at him.
D-Von: You look dead my brother.
Spike: How much you spend this year?
Bubba: Under $5000.
D-Von: By who much?
Bubba: Um….about $400. Now quiet I'm going to sleep.
Spike: Ha.