Googlepuss: I'm not surprised. Maybe you'll get this one.

Tonitrus: You get it! You are the only person I know to get it. I read FREAK. It's seriously funny. Keep writing it! By the way, Scorpion rocks and down all Mary Sues.

This is a two-in-one episode for you all.



'Delia, My rose, my pearl.-'

"Hey, Numy, come look at this!"

"What Diane? Oohhhhhhh! It seem to be a love letter from Jonathon in his, ahem, younger days."

"Ohhh, Numy, can I use it as emotional blackmail, I'm bored?"

"Of coarse, sweetling. Now, can I get back to my experiments?"

"Sure."

LATER:

"JONATHON!"

"Oh ***********!"(Use your imagination!)





I know, utter randomness. Oh well.

Scene 2:

Neal is wandering around might peeved 'cos no one will listen to his poetry.

Big Blue Shiny Thing is wandering around might peeved 'cos Tonitrus wouldn't listen to his life story.

Naturally, they meet

B.B.S.T: Hey Dude!

Neal: Dude?

B.B.S.T: Yeah, dude!

Neal: What the hell? Oh well. I will continue my peeved walking.

B.B.S.T: You're peeved too? Far out! Tonitrus won't listen to my life story!

Neal: Uh, ok then. No one will listen to my ultra long poetry.

B.B.S.T: Whatever. Mine is like, soooo longer than yours!

Neal: Wanna bet?

B.B.S.T: Sure! You're going down!

Neal: Yeah right! I'm going first. Oh Uline, you're so divine.

23 POINT 59 HOURS LATER:

Neal: The End. Ha! Beat that!

B.B.S.T: Ok. It all started one sunny, no, actually it was rainy.

23 POINT 58 HOURS LATER:

B.B.S.T: And now it's all up to date.

Neal: Yes!

B.B.S.T: What?

Neal: I was one second longer!

B.B.S.T: Were not!

Neal: Were to!

B.B.S.T: Let's do it again.

Neal: Yeah! It's wonderful having a captive audience for once!



Well, what do you guys think? Review and tell me!