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A/N Thanks so much for the positive feedback!!! I liked MOST of the reviews, but it kinda discouraged me when someone just straight up told me to trash it, but hey, don't like it? Don't read it right? Well enough of my blabbing so go read! Oh and I've decided to make Hermione less sluttish, since I did kinda go over board. But she'll still be conceited mind you. ;) I still have the plot all worked out so give this one a chance!
Draco stealthily creeped into the secret passage where he was supposed to be meeting Ginny. He remembered her saying she wanted to talk to him about something important so he quickened his pace. After a couple of minutes went by he finally reached the end of the corridor where it opened out into a huge room full a tapestries and beautifully decorated with elaborate furniture and paintings. Right in the middle of the room on a comfy looking loveseat, sat Ginny.
She smiled at him when he came into the light.
"Well it's about time." She stated trying to sound disappointed, but failing miserably when he wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her close.
"Time for what?" Was his reply, as he swooped down for a kiss, capturing her waiting mouth, in a nothing short of a passionate kiss.
They were a couple of minutes into the kiss when Ginny realized something. Something was missing, a little thing called air. She reluctantly broke the kiss and gasped for breath.
"Now THAT is what I call a breathtaking kiss." Ginny replied when she caught her breath.
"Always late but worth the wait." Draco said smirking.
At this Ginny frowned.
"Why were you so late anyhow?" She asked looking concerned.
Draco rolled his eyes and replied shortly.
"I ran into WHOREmione in the hall, no big."
Ginny pursed her lips and sighed, sitting back down on the loveseat.
"That is what I wanted to talk to you about, Draco." She started.
"What you dragged me out here so we could talk about he school prostitute? She's a whore she has no friends, end of story, so can we go back to ahem, more important matters?"
He said all this very fast and Ginny just looked at him for a moment before she burst out laughing.
Now it was Draco's turn to frown.
"What?"
Ginny wiped away a few tears before replying.
"You are just SO cute when you do that!"
"Do what?"
"That."
"What?"
"Never mind." She finished, after all her laughter had subsided.
"Anyway, let's me serious for a second."
"Just for a second?" Draco asked.
Ginny threw up her hands.
"There is just no end to it is there?" She replied in exasperation.
"End to what?"
"This."
"What?"
"You know what." Ginny huffed, getting impatient.
"Look Draco, I'm doing my impatient pose." She said warningly.
Now Draco really got serious. He may be a Malfoy but he was no match against Ginny Weasley. She had thrown every boy that ever touched her on his back, in pain, after doing the 'impatient pose.'
"I want the old Herm back." She continued. "And I know that Harry and Ron do too. I just need a plan to get her back to her old self."
Ginny was about to continue but one look and Draco shut her mouth. Draco was looking at her like she was crazy or something.
"What?" She asked
"Are you crazy? I thought you would be smarter than that Ginny."
"What?!"
"Just put a memory charm on her and she'll forget the whole thing about being a whore." Draco drawled as if it were the answer to all their problems.
"No, oh my gosh Draco, don't you think that I thought of that already? No, we have to make Herm change back on her own free will. Plus it's too much of her life that we would have to make her forget."
Ginny crossed her arms over her chest and gave him her 'what now Mr. Smart Guy?' look.
"Hey at least I tried." Draco said, after a while, and stretched out on the couch.
"We need to team up with Harry and Ron." Ginny said suddenly.
"What?!"
"You heard me, Draco Edward Malfoy."
Draco straightened up at this. Ginny only used his middle name when she was frustrated with him.
"Do we hafta?" He asked in a little kids voice, which sounded very out of character for him.
"Yes we hafta." Ginny replied mocking his little kids tone.
Ginny went deep in thought for a minute, before looking up.
"I can' think of anything right now but."
She was about to go on but she noticed that Draco wasn't paying attention and proceeded to do her 'impatient pose' again, when she caught a bit of what he was singing under his breath.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, finger bang a chimpanzee.."
"DRACO!"
"What?!"
Ginny sighed.
"It's not 'chimpanzee' its orangutan."
"Oh. Now where was I? Oh yeah, finger bang an orangutan, at your local zoo." He continued.
"You know what? I don't even know why I bother." Ginny said walking out of the room as Draco was starting, 'Grandma got run over by a reindeer.'
A/N So what dija think? Can't tell me if you don't review!!
A/N Thanks so much for the positive feedback!!! I liked MOST of the reviews, but it kinda discouraged me when someone just straight up told me to trash it, but hey, don't like it? Don't read it right? Well enough of my blabbing so go read! Oh and I've decided to make Hermione less sluttish, since I did kinda go over board. But she'll still be conceited mind you. ;) I still have the plot all worked out so give this one a chance!
Draco stealthily creeped into the secret passage where he was supposed to be meeting Ginny. He remembered her saying she wanted to talk to him about something important so he quickened his pace. After a couple of minutes went by he finally reached the end of the corridor where it opened out into a huge room full a tapestries and beautifully decorated with elaborate furniture and paintings. Right in the middle of the room on a comfy looking loveseat, sat Ginny.
She smiled at him when he came into the light.
"Well it's about time." She stated trying to sound disappointed, but failing miserably when he wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her close.
"Time for what?" Was his reply, as he swooped down for a kiss, capturing her waiting mouth, in a nothing short of a passionate kiss.
They were a couple of minutes into the kiss when Ginny realized something. Something was missing, a little thing called air. She reluctantly broke the kiss and gasped for breath.
"Now THAT is what I call a breathtaking kiss." Ginny replied when she caught her breath.
"Always late but worth the wait." Draco said smirking.
At this Ginny frowned.
"Why were you so late anyhow?" She asked looking concerned.
Draco rolled his eyes and replied shortly.
"I ran into WHOREmione in the hall, no big."
Ginny pursed her lips and sighed, sitting back down on the loveseat.
"That is what I wanted to talk to you about, Draco." She started.
"What you dragged me out here so we could talk about he school prostitute? She's a whore she has no friends, end of story, so can we go back to ahem, more important matters?"
He said all this very fast and Ginny just looked at him for a moment before she burst out laughing.
Now it was Draco's turn to frown.
"What?"
Ginny wiped away a few tears before replying.
"You are just SO cute when you do that!"
"Do what?"
"That."
"What?"
"Never mind." She finished, after all her laughter had subsided.
"Anyway, let's me serious for a second."
"Just for a second?" Draco asked.
Ginny threw up her hands.
"There is just no end to it is there?" She replied in exasperation.
"End to what?"
"This."
"What?"
"You know what." Ginny huffed, getting impatient.
"Look Draco, I'm doing my impatient pose." She said warningly.
Now Draco really got serious. He may be a Malfoy but he was no match against Ginny Weasley. She had thrown every boy that ever touched her on his back, in pain, after doing the 'impatient pose.'
"I want the old Herm back." She continued. "And I know that Harry and Ron do too. I just need a plan to get her back to her old self."
Ginny was about to continue but one look and Draco shut her mouth. Draco was looking at her like she was crazy or something.
"What?" She asked
"Are you crazy? I thought you would be smarter than that Ginny."
"What?!"
"Just put a memory charm on her and she'll forget the whole thing about being a whore." Draco drawled as if it were the answer to all their problems.
"No, oh my gosh Draco, don't you think that I thought of that already? No, we have to make Herm change back on her own free will. Plus it's too much of her life that we would have to make her forget."
Ginny crossed her arms over her chest and gave him her 'what now Mr. Smart Guy?' look.
"Hey at least I tried." Draco said, after a while, and stretched out on the couch.
"We need to team up with Harry and Ron." Ginny said suddenly.
"What?!"
"You heard me, Draco Edward Malfoy."
Draco straightened up at this. Ginny only used his middle name when she was frustrated with him.
"Do we hafta?" He asked in a little kids voice, which sounded very out of character for him.
"Yes we hafta." Ginny replied mocking his little kids tone.
Ginny went deep in thought for a minute, before looking up.
"I can' think of anything right now but."
She was about to go on but she noticed that Draco wasn't paying attention and proceeded to do her 'impatient pose' again, when she caught a bit of what he was singing under his breath.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, finger bang a chimpanzee.."
"DRACO!"
"What?!"
Ginny sighed.
"It's not 'chimpanzee' its orangutan."
"Oh. Now where was I? Oh yeah, finger bang an orangutan, at your local zoo." He continued.
"You know what? I don't even know why I bother." Ginny said walking out of the room as Draco was starting, 'Grandma got run over by a reindeer.'
A/N So what dija think? Can't tell me if you don't review!!