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A/N There will be a plot twist in this chapter. Read and find out. ;)





Hermione was stressed. Very stressed. She was in her dorm room, which currently looked like an explosion at Victoria's Secret, looking for her baby blue strapless bra.

"Grrr. Where the hell is that thing?" Hermione asked herself indignantly." I can't wear my new blue halter top without it!"

"Oh no, isn't that a tragedy!" A voice rang out from the door. It was Parvati, accompanied by Lavender of course.

"Lavender what are we to do?" She continued, in mock horror.

"Kiss my ass, Parvati." Hermione spat back.

"Hell no girl, god knows where that's been."

Hermione was fuming; she balled her fists at her sides and her cheeks tinged pink.

"Well just because I've gotten laid -" she started to say.

"Ten."

"Or twenty times."

The girls interrupted. Hermione turned redder.

"Skank!" She yelled.

"Whore!"

"Bitch!"

"Prostitute!"

"Hood rat!"

Lavender snorted at the last comment. "Me? A Hood rat? Okay Hermione let me give you a dose or reality here. Who is the one screwing every goddamn male in this school?"

"Well at least I can get some." Hermione smirked at her comment. "Maybe what you two need is a few tips."

At that Hermione's mouth curled into a wicked smile. If not for her dramatic change in character it would have looked very strange, but surprisingly it suited her very well in this situation.

Parvati sighed.

"Would you do that?" She replied suddenly.

At this Hermione knew that she had won. Nevertheless she raised an eyebrow at the two girls in a questioning motion.

"Well you know what they say." Lavender started. "If you can't beat them join them."

The sudden change in attitude towards Hermione was a still a shock to her but, she wasn't complaining. She would have to take these girls under her wing now. She would no longer be alone. But this was a challenge, because there was still one guy and school that she had not been able to conquer, and she was determined to do anything in her power to do it.





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Draco Malfoy was fiercely loyal to Ginny but once in a while his mind might slip a little and ogle other girls that pass by. After all he is male, but there was one encounter that he could not get out of his head. The only reason Hermione seemed to have no effect on him was only because of his loyalty to Ginny. Every time Hermione walked passed him wearing her seductive grin and little bit more than revealing clothing, he had to chant over and over.

'You have a girlfriend. You have a girlfriend.'

These past days have been getting worse. Ginny had been refusing to sleep with him for "Girl reasons" she had said. Sometimes she just wasn't in the mood. This frustrated Draco immensely. He still remembered what she had said last week.


*FLASHBACK*


"C'mon baby we haven't done it in over two weeks!"

"I know but I just don't feel like it is all." Ginny exclaimed getting impatient.

"What, you don't want me anymore?"

"No, that's not it at all! Draco, is this all our relationship is made of? Having sex?"

Draco was very tempted to say 'yes' just to get her peeved but thought the better of it. Instead he replied.

"No, but it is at least PART of it. Gin guys have needs." He never got to finish because just then Ginny snapped.

"WELL GIRLS ARE NOT SEX TOYS! YOU CAN'T JUST USE US TO GET A GOOD LAY ONCE IN A WHILE. WE ARE HUMAN BEINGS AND WE HAVE FEELINGS!!!! WE ARE NOT OBJECTS!"

Ginny had screamed at the top of her lungs. Then stormed out of the corridor that they usually met at.


*END OF FLASHBACK*


Draco hadn't talked to her since. He couldn't even get near enough to apologize.

"God I hate when girls PMS." He mumbled to himself as he was returning to his dormitory.

As Draco trudged down to the dungeons he started to get really horny.

'Oh great, just what I need, when I can't get none from my own girlfriend.' He thought to himself.

By now the bulge in his pants was quite obvious. He tried to loosen his robes up so it wasn't so visible. He tried to find a dark corner to relieve himself in, but he was almost to the dormitory so he quickened his pace.

Draco couldn't get to his dorm sooner. He immediately ran into the bathroom and unzipped his pants. His member was throbbing so much it was almost painful. Even the thought of another female made him this way.

"Fuck!" He yelled crossly.

"What the hell am I going to do now?" He mumbled to himself.

'I could go look for Ginny but she'll probably get even more pissed at me. I'll take a walk, yes, that's what I'll do maybe it'll take my mind off uh. this stuff. Cold showers stopped working ages ago.' Draco thought to himself.

Before he left for his walk, he changed into some comfortable clothes instead of his usual school uniform. He now wore, loose fitting khaki shorts and a white muscle shirt. It was a Saturday so he didn't have to worry about the dress code. But even with the loose fitting clothes and the fast pace he was going at down the hallway he still couldn't get the bulge in his pants to go away.

Draco was walking so fast he wasn't watching where he was going and bumped head on into non other than Hermione Granger. Coincidentally in all her splendor, Hermione was wearing her baby blue halter-top and a short white skirt that showed of her tan shapely legs, that Draco certainly did not fail to notice. Though Hermione had been waiting for this moment for months, she was completely caught off guard until she felt the unmistakable Hard-On that Draco had at the moment. Hermione smiled to herself.

'Yes!' She thought. 'God is with me today.'

"Oh Draco what are you doing in this part of the castle?" Hermione asked innocently.

'Oh shit she looks so hot in that outfit, wait, she looks hot in any outfit. NO! Shut up Malfoy suck it up this is GRANGER the WHORE remember? But this is a one time thing and I can't stand it any longer.'

While Draco was having his silent war in his mind Hermione was concocting a plan to seduce him.

'Well not that this is going to be hard.' She thought to herself eyeing his pants. 'Oh he's bigger than I imagined. So the rumors were true.' Her thoughts trailed off when suddenly Draco launched himself at her.

He grabbed her by the waste and pulled her towards him roughly sliding his eager tongue in her awaiting mouth. Hermione collected herself and reacted instantly. She snaked her arms around his neck and her hands roamed down his muscular back. The heat was rising and the kiss became more intense. Draco backed Hermione into the wall and trailed wet kisses down her neck. Despite herself Hermione gasped in pure pleasure. She had, had lots of lovers before this, but never as hot and heavy as this.

Reluctantly Hermione pulled away gasping for breath. Draco advanced once more, but Hermione put a finger to his lips, and said in her most seductive whisper into his ear.

"Lets go somewhere more. Private." Then licked his earlobe sensually. That was too much for Draco, he let out a loud groan, and dragged Hermione to the secret room in the hidden corridor.

TBC.~



A/N I am evil. The next chapter will be rated R, but there will only be a next chapter if u review. ;)