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A/N Another warning. The plot has taken a very twisted turn. And note that the characters are ooc for a reason. This is a humor fic too u know. ;)

After Hermione had rushed out of the secret chamber, Draco immediately plopped down on the ground, with his hands over his face. He simply didn't know what to do anymore. He couldn't be Draco without Ginny, so why bother trying anymore? Yes, that's it; he just won't BE Draco anymore.

"Then why am I standing around here for letting some girl make me all soft and mushy?" He said to himself in the chamber.

"I have to go find Crabbe and Goyle." Draco said as he headed down the corridor.

Once he got to the main part of the castle, the hallways were more crowded and he carelessly pushed and shoved the other students and ignored the cheerful greetings from some of Ginny's friends he had gotten on with, over the weeks. His usually calm and gentle demeanor was gone.

Draco was starting to get irritated at the amount of people in the corridors, when he happened to glance at his Rolex, it was nearly noon.

'It's almost lunch.' He thought. 'No wonder.' Then he started walking in the opposite direction towards the Great Hall with everyone else. He spotted Crabbe and Goyle immediately since they were easily the largest at the Slytherin table. As he approached, the whole table glanced up at him. The Slytherins usually ignored him since he was dating Ginny Weasely, and he in turn did not sit at the Slytherin table, so his arrival was unexpected.

"What do you want traitor." Malcolm Baddock sneered when Draco reached the table. Malcolm had become the new 'leader' in Slytherin since Draco's "Betrayal." So he spoke up. Everyone else at the table had similar looks on their faces as they glared Draco down.

"What, no welcome home party?" Draco asked with his old evil smirk.

Malcolm stared at him suspiciously.

"How do we really know that you're back?" He asked eyeing him with distaste.

Draco turned on his heel to observe the Gryffindor table and found that Ginny was not present. This only pained him for a split second before he yelled across the hall.

"Hey Weasley! Where's your little baby sister? I guess I knocked her up so good she couldn't even walk down here, the little whore! I told her she couldn't handle me."

This caused a huge chain reaction. Ron and Harry simultaneously jumped from their seats in rage as Ginny's roommates shook their heads in disgust and flipped him off. The rest of the Gryffindor table looked on shocked. The Slytherin table exploded into a round of deafening applause.

Draco took a bow and sat down next to Crabbe, numerous back slaps raining down on him as he was seated.

"See guys I still got it." He bragged.

For the rest of the meal he bragged about his many 'adventures' in bed with Ginny and revealed Ginny's most intimate secrets and moments in their relationship.





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Meanwhile Ginny was in her dormitory sobbing her heart out. Literally. She couldn't believe that Draco would do this to her. He had been so sweet and loving to her in their relationship, and her friends had even accepted him. But what she saw in those 30 seconds in the chamber made her heart feel as if someone had ripped it out and handed it to her in a doggy bag.

'Eww how gross.' She thought after bit. She sniffed and got another tissue from her bedside table.

"I don't need dat bastard." Ginny declared through a severely stuffed up nose.

"Instead of feeling sorry for myself I should be rewarding myself. Hmm what always makes me feel better?" She inquired.

"Oh yes, dissing people and singing make me feel better all the time!" She said brightly.

"But which one? I'll do both." Ginny thought. After choosing her target carefully she started belting out the words to a made up song.

" 1 2 Fuck you. 3 4 Hermione's a whore. 5 6 She sucks dick. 7 8 She's not straight. 9 10 There she blows again!" Ginny finished with a flourish.

"Wow now that definitely made me feel a helluva lot better! You know sometimes I surprise even myself with my own genius." She quipped happily.

"Now I just need a song for that ass wipe Draco."





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THE NEXT MORNING December 20th Friday (Last day before Winter Holidays)



Ginny headed down to breakfast in high spirits, which surprised her peers a great deal. Being oblivious to the happenings of the night before, she happily munched on her toast and scanned the table to find everyone staring at her.

"What, never seen a girl eating toast before? It's really not that interesting if you think about it." Ginny stated mildly.

"Uh, Ginny?" Ron asked cautiously, as if she were a bomb ready to go off.

"I think there's something you should know." Harry finished for Ron. By now the whole Hall was staring at her intently.

Ginny's cheerfulness ebbed away faster than cotton candy melts in your mouth.

"What is going on here?" She asked anger rising in her cheeks. She didn't know why but she had this gut feeling it had something to do with her and Draco.

"W w well." Ron started.

"Draco yelled out to the whole school that he banged you last night and that you were so dazed by it that you couldn't even come down to eat." Harry blurted out sucking in huge amounts of air when he was done.

"Which was a total lie of course considering the fact that it was me he fucked last night." A voice rang out from the hall doors.

Everyone in the Hall turned to see (no surprise here) none other than Whoremione herself strutting into the Great Hall, flanked by Lavender and Parvati in full slut mode.

When they turned to see Ginny's reaction, the Gryffindors all cowered at the look of rage on etched on Ginny's face. They could practically see her nerves boiling inside her head.

But when Ginny spoke her voice was surprisingly calm.

"So these must be the new recruits." She said walking over and eyeing them up and down.

"Stepped one step out of Skankville right into Whoretown I see."

This caused a fit of chuckles and giggled from whole Hall and Ginny curled her mouth into a smirk that would have done Lucius Malfoy proud.

"You'll get what's coming to you just wait." Ginny drawled and roughly pushed passed the girls.

This of course just caused another round of tremendous applause from the whole school, this time for Ginny.

"I'll teach you to mess with Ginny Weasley while she's PMSing." She grumbled as she retreated from the Great Hall.

As she was storming past the bulletin board, a brightly colored piece of parchment caught her eye and she stopped her rampage abruptly to stop and look at it.

Gryffindor /Slytherin Party in Perfects Bathroom 8:00 pm December 23rd. 6th and 7th years only You Must know Password to your Common Room to Enter.

It must have been charmed so that only Gryffindors and Slytherin students could see it because the teachers would definitely not authorize this kind of party.

'Well, well, well. Lady luck is with me today.' Ginny smiled wickedly.

If she wanted to bust Whoremione and that Bastard good, this would be the perfect event to do so. Now all she needed was a plan.



A/N That's it y'all. Next Chapter : The party. If you don't review I won't update.. ;) Again a BIG HUG AND THANK YOU to my Beta Melissa Malfoy, this chapter was out fast highly in part to her. Lots of luv to you Melissa! Go read her story, "Let it Snow," it is very sweet!~