Disclaimer: Don't own any of it but the plot.

A/N Hello all, as an early Birthday present to myself I have written for you a very long party scene, two chapters full of, Drunk people, bitch fights, bikinis and lots of healthy Draco & Hermione bashing. Enjoy!

After hours of thinking Ginny had finally concocted the fool proof plan to leave Whoremione in the dirt. It was so simple but so brilliant.

"Whoremione is going to be so mortified." Ginny thought evilly.

So, Draco had rubbed off on her after all.

The plan was set so she could set it off at the party itself. Hopefully most of them won't be too stoned or drunk to forget it the next day. What she had in store for Draco was a little bit more intense then she had thought but... 'Oh well the bastard deserves it.'



Monday, DECEMBER 23rd





It was dinner and Ginny was grinning ear to ear. It was almost time for the party. Not only was she looking forward to the revenge, but also she was actually looking forward to the party itself. It had been a while since Ginny had actually had a bit of fun and tonight she was DEFINITELY going to have fun.

"Hey Gin what are you so happy about?" Kimberly, one of her roommates asked.

"Oh my gosh I didn't tell you?" Ginny exclaimed, completely thrown by from the question.

Kim just shook her head confused. Kimberly Hoodburry, had long, straight, reddish auburn hair, much like Ginny's, that reached just to the middle of her back. She also had sparkling sapphire colored eyes, which were tinted green. She was known for her extraordinary eyes and was envied by most of the girls in their year. Kim was the one the girls went to for advice as she was a very good listener.

"I'll tell all of you guys in the dorm." Ginny whispered across the table, to her dorm mates and proceeded to get up. Unbeknownst to Ginny was a pair of silver gray eyes following her out the doors.

Once the four girls reached the 6th year dorm room and had all sat on Ginny's bed, Ginny proceeded to tell them her plan. When she was finished the girl all had looks of either glee or mischief in their faces.

"Oh, Ginny that is just brilliant!" Her other roommate Christina exclaimed, clapping her hands joyfully.

Christina Boot, Terry Boot's cousin, had wavy light blonde hair that barely touched her shoulders, and dark green eyes. Christina was very cheerful and was the brains of the group.

"Malfoy and Granger will get it good tonight." Jennifer, the last of her dorm friends piped in.

Jennifer Crockton was the shortest of the group, but not by much. She was petite and had dark brown curls that reached her shoulders with violet colored eyes. She was the perky fun one out of the girls.

The girls had taken to calling Hermione, 'Granger,' since her transformation. They didn't think she was worthy to be called, Hermione anymore.

"Oh you bet he will, now lets get ready it's 6:30 already!" Ginny gasped.

"I call shower!" Jennifer called as they all the scrambled to get to the bathroom first.

"Aw c'mon Jen!" They all wailed as the door shut in their face.

Eventually all the girls were fresh from each of their showers with towels wrapped around their heads debating on what to wear.

"Should I go with the light pink halter top or the white one with the pink butterfly?" Christina asked the girls, holding them up.

"The white one." Was the immediate reply.

"The blue one is too sluty, you don't want to look like Granger do you?" Ginny replied as she wrinkled her nose in disgust at the skimpy scrap of blue fabric.

"Eww no." Christina shot back as she discarded the blue and pulled the white one on.

As the girls were fixing their make up, Ginny looked herself in the mirror. She had chosen a slightly revealing black top that said, "Do Not Start With Me, You Will Not Win."

It crisscrossed in the back with strings and a dangerously low neckline. On the bottom she wore a tight jean skirt with slits on the sides up to her thighs. She finished the look with opened toed black high heels that strapped over her feet.

Ginny beamed at her appearance.

"See you can still look good without looking like a Ho." She said to herself, but her roommates must have heard her because they all turned to look at her.

"Wow, Gin that'll sure blow the guys out of the water." Jen exclaimed grinning.

"You think?" Ginny answered back.

"Absolutely," The three girls chorused.

Ginny blushed and muttered a quick thanks, before glancing over at her friends.

"Well look at you guys! Chris, Kim, Jen you guys look like knock outs!"

"Haha, thanks Gin!" They said simultaneously.

"But it's not us tonight is about, it's you." Kim said walking over to help Ginny with the eyelash curling charm she was currently attempting.

"So you guys all ready?" Christina called over her shoulder.

'As ready as I'll ever be.' Ginny thought.



~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



"Periwinkle." Ginny replied to the Gryffindor Perfect in front of the perfects bathroom.

He nodded and let the girls pass.

When Ginny stepped into the bathroom her jaw dropped. The room had been magically enlarged to be three times as big as the Great hall, and no longer looked like a bathroom. The showers were gone and instead had doors lining the walls. There was a disco ball and music blaring loudly from somewhere. The giant tub in the middle was still there but was filled with cold water and bodies clad in bikinis and shorts. Then her eyes traveled to the corner where there was a large Jacuzzi with two red headed figures lounging in it, and Ginny had to do a double take.

"Fred! George! What are you two doing here? You graduated!" Ginny shrieked in half surprise and amusement.

"Well we heard that there was going to be a huge party up here over the holidays." Fred explained.

"So we decided to crash it." George finished.

"Katie and Angelina are here as well."

Ginny laughed at this. Typical Fred and George.

"Well alright then, you two were hardly ones to turn down a party." Ginny was about to turn away, when it was Fred and George's turn for a double take.

"Ginny! What are you wearing?!" George cried.

"More like NOT wearing!" Fred jumped in staring up at Ginny.

"Thanks for noticing I do look rather stunning don't I?" Ginny replied coolly, ignoring the shocked looks on their faces as she sauntered away.

"Lets just hope their not the only ones." She murmured to her friends.

They all giggled and eventually split up to look for Draco. After walking around for a bit Ginny spotted him among a group of Slytherin boys all holding beers.

This caused Ginny to smile and she purposely walked seductively by them brushing against Draco, swaying her hips slightly. She got very appreciative looks, as she did this. Despite the house rivalry boys were still boys.

When Ginny glanced back a good distance away she was pleased to see that Draco was looking slightly uncomfortable.



DRACO'S POV



'Damn why did she have to that for? I thought I was over her?' He thought.

He glanced down at his pants.

'I guess not.'

Draco let out a sigh.

'It's over, I'm over that Weasley tart.'

BACK TO REGULAR POV

Ginny was starting to get bored fast, so she roughly grabbed a random guy and dragged him onto the dance floor. As she was walking, the 'boy' spoke to her.

"Uh Ginny? Do you think you can, not grab so hard? I can't feel my arm."

The sound of his voice made her turn and actually look at the person she was carelessly dragging along and stopped.

"Oh! Harry I'm so sorry I didn't recognize you!" Ginny apologized.

"It's alright. Just next time, 'Lets Dance' would be more appropriate." Harry replied rubbing his forearm.

"Oh I'm sorry is there a bruise?" Ginny gushed, leaning over to look at his arm. Ginny did this again partially because she was genuinely sorry and concerned but also because she had caught Draco eyeing her across the room.

"No it's fine." Harry said, his voice suddenly husky.

While Ginny was leaning over to look at Harry's arm, it had given Harry and eye full of Ginny's chest.

Of course Draco had seen all of this and his insides started boiling with jealousy, as he saw Ginny pull Harry onto the dance floor and start dancing dangerously close to him. Harry had his hand on her waist and Ginny was swaying to the music slowly and sensually, with her hands in the air throwing her head back to the music.

Harry was obviously a very experienced dancer, because he didn't step on Ginny's feet once and swayed in perfect motion with her to the music. When the song ended, still aware that Draco was watching her carefully she whispered in Harry's ear.

"Lets go see what's behind those doors shall we?"

Harry just nodded not trusting his voice.



DRACO'S POV



From across the room Draco saw Ginny whisper something in Potters ear, and grab him by the hand leading him through the crowd to the newly installed bedrooms. Seeing this, Draco crushed the beer can in his hand to keep from yelling in rage.

'Fuck you Potter. Fine have the little Weasley slut I don't care. But I can't wait till her brothers find out.'

Draco grinned evilly. (See where Ginny gets it from?)



BACK TO REGULAR POV



When Ginny opened the first door she widened her eyes and closed it right away.

"What? What's wrong?" Harry asked, kissing her neck. The alcohol was finally getting to him.

"Um that one was occupied." Ginny said her eyes still wide.

What Harry did not know was that when Ginny opened that first door she had found her own brother Ron in bed naked with. a girl that she did not expect him to ever be in bed with.

Suddenly she heard a series of catcalls and wolf whistles and Ginny turned to see Hermione, and Parvati enter very, very slowly. Ginny rubbed her eyes and everything was back at normal speed.

'That's weird.' She thought. 'Oh well I it must be the light.'

MEANWHILE.



"Congratulations, Parvati, you just got your first slow motion entrance." Hermione said as she entered the room fully.

Then Hermione spotted Seamus in the pool all by himself and immediately transfigured her clothes into an aqua marine bikini and slid into the water ready for a major make out session.



When Ginny and Harry finally found an empty room, Ginny sat Harry on the bed.

"I'll be right back." Ginny called as she dashed outside.

Setting Harry on the bed was a very good idea because he promptly fainted from all the alcohol.

The minute Ginny dashed outside and took out a miniature slide show projector and whispered a spell.

"Engorgio."

The projector grew back to its normal size and before Ginny turned it on she scanned the room to make sure Hermione was still in the room. Sure enough lounging in the pool making out with Seamus Finnigan was Whoremione.

Ginny made the final preparations and shot a loud bang into the air with her wand to quiet the room.

"Ladies, Gentleman and Slytherins." She added the last part in a monotone.

"In light of this fabulous occasion I have created for you some slides which I'm sure you will find very entertaining." Ginny told the room while standing on one of the stools at the bar.

"Now if someone will please dim the lights?" At this statement the people standing nearest to the torches blew them out.

Ginny then started the projection, and the first picture made the mouths of every person in the room drop. There was dead silence as they looked at the slide, then they heard the tiniest of giggles from Jen, which turned into chain reaction for everyone in the room was pointing and laughing uproariously at the picture of Hermione in the potions classroom with her finger up her nose with the most ridiculous expression on her face. Ginny unfroze the image and played the whole film.

Hermione just stared in horror. Ginny changed the slide, beside herself with giggles to the next slide which was of Hermione taking her finger out of her nose and flicking it at the back of the potions master, Snape.

The room was soon on the floor hands over their stomachs after seeing slide after slide of the most embarrassing things imaginable. Hermione sleeping with lipstick smeared across her face as she drooled on her pillow, Hermione picking her ass, as she got up from the lunch table in the Great Hall. It went on and on.

There was even one where Hermione had walked around the whole day with toilet paper sticking out her pants, with brown stuff on it. When slides were over, there was one last slide that Ginny had created herself, which were the credits and the whole screen simply said, CAST : WHOREMIONE GRANGER.

Ginny then shut the projector off and yelled, "Lights!" Before standing up on the stool and taking a bow. She was greeted my tremendous applause and catcalls from the Slytherins.

It was then that Ginny decided to look at Hermione's face, which simply read, "I HATE YOU." If looks could kill every single person in this room would be dead before one could say. "Avada Kadavra."

When everyone turned to see what Ginny was looking at, they all turned and said things like:

"Hey way to go Whoremione."

"Yeah, how do those buggers taste?"

"Not so smug now are you, you little ass picker!"

After a few minutes though, Hermione got over the initial shock and as she was getting out of the pool to leave, Christina yelled,

"Hey Whoremione pissed in the pool!"

"What the hell are you talking about?!" Hermione shrieked.

But sure enough, right where she was standing was a giant cloud of yellow water. And Ginny could be seen tucking her wand away in her pocket sniggering.

"Oh, gross Granger."

"Man control yourself."

"Aren't you potty trained?"

The remaining people in the pool gave her a look as if she were something out of a garbage disposal and got out. Seamus could be heard puking in one of the toilets in the back.

Ginny didn't know that there was going to be a pool but the opportunity was there so she couldn't resist. By then the party was in full swing again. People laughing dancing and having a good time.

"Ginny that was genius!" Her friends squealed.

"Yeah Weasley, sometimes I wonder if you were supposed to be sorted into Slytherin." A drawling voice said behind her.

The music abruptly stopped and the whole room got quiet once again staring at the two figures in the middle of the room.

As Ginny stared into the mysterious silver eyes of Draco Malfoy, she, for a split second frozen in time forgot about revenge and was lost into the endless pools of grey, silver and light blue.

But almost as soon as it came it was gone and the look of longing vanished from their eyes and was replaced once again with undying hatred.

"Draco, how nice of you to drop by and say hello." Ginny said smoothly.

Draco just smirked.

'Oh how much I want to smack that look off his ugly smirking face.' Ginny thought savagely.

A/N (I know, I know Draco is DEFINITELY NOT ugly but for lack of better word I used it okay? Don't hurt me!)

"Hey, I almost forgot." Ginny said in mock relief, not bothered at all by the fact that everyone was staring at her once again. Actually this is exactly what she wanted.

"I wanted to give you an early Christmas present, darling." She stretched out the last word.

Draco raised a perfect, sliver eyebrow at her.

"You forgot these at my dorm room." Ginny continued handing him the, Book Of Magical Methods to Meet Your Desires. Complete with a picture of a scantily clad woman on the front, who was moving in a strip tease dance her outfit flashing different colors as she moved.

"W w what? This isn't mine!" Draco spluttered.

Everyone stared. ( not that they weren't already ) Draco Malfoy NEVER spluttered.

"Oh yes it is." Ginny replied earnestly, trying VERY hard not to laugh at the look on his face.

"Look inside the cover, it says,"

To: Draco Edward Malfoy

From : Your Loving Father Lucius.

Use it well.

"You also left this." Ginny continued avoiding his gaze for fear of bursting into laughter, and handing him a pair of boxers with pink fluffy bunnies of them that actually hopped around on the fabric. It also had a tag on it that read : "Vibrates on Command."

Draco just watched wide eyed and horrified as Ginny passed him more and more personal belongings. A teddy bear named, Mr. Cuddles, Candies Extra Slick Lubricant, flavored condoms, and a Play Wizard magazine featuring, Pricilla the Pleasure Princess.

"Well I think that is about it." Ginny finished over the laughter that had started increasing since the distribution of 'Mr. Cuddles.'

"And do try not to leave your ahem, 'Personal belongings' at my dorm again?"

At that moment in her life as she looked into the face of Draco Edward Malfoy she knew, that she had won. So she turned on her heel, to make the effect more dramatic, flipped her hair, and stalked away.

About half way to the dance floor Ginny spun back around and addressed the crowd.

"Hey why is everyone so quiet? The Parties just getting started!" Ginny was just about to go dance with her friends when something dawned on her.

"Oh my god Harry!"

Ginny ran through the crowd pushing and shoving the drunken dancers, until she got to the room she was looking for. She hastily opened the door to find a passed out Harry and a sleeping Parvati next to him, complete with drool and lipstick smeared.

Ginny smirked.

"I guess they're all the same." She said aloud before carefully kissing Harry on the cheek and leaving them in peace.

As Ginny entered the main party area the music stopped suddenly and then started playing, "Baby Got Back." By Sir Mix a lot.

"I like big butts and I cannot lie."

As the first part of the song was uttered, Ginny ran up to her friends pulling them all onto the dance floor.

"C'mon this is my favorite song!" She cried over the music.

They all started dancing wildly to the song and in between dances had a little more than a few drinks. Within a few minutes Ginny was so drunk she was totally unaware of anyone else in the room until she accidentally bumped into the person dancing behind her.

"Whoops, haha, I'm so sor. oh it's you." Ginny slurred.

"Yes you little bitch it is me." Whoremione sneered. She had changed back into her clothes and was wearing a shirt similar to Ginny's except it said, "NOTICE ME You're boyfriend already has."

One look at her shirt flared Ginny's anger once more, and in her drunken state it was NOT pretty.

"And I came back to the party just for you." Right then without warning Hermione gave an angry roar and pounced on Ginny, tumbling to the floor with her.

TBC.



A/N Ten points to their house if you can guess who was in the room with Ron! ;)