A/N: Hey, how's it going with all of you? This fic I'm about to write is
made up of tiny stories/jokes that Zybawolf and I were passing back and
forth. For those of you who haven't read any of her fics yet, I recommend
you do. They're hillarious! Oh, just to let you all know, gangling freak
is my yami's name, I happen to own one of the lost mellennium items, the
mellenium bracelet! Anyway, my yami is very evil, it's the one who signed
me up on this website! I'm actually glade it did, though. My yami wrote
my first fanfic ever, I guess that's why it's kind of disgusting. Alright,
On with the fic!
Disclaimer- I do not own Yu Gi Oh! It's actually owned by Kazuki Takahashi... *leaves studio* Oh man, I guess I don't mind reading that every fan fic, but the pay sucks!
What You Didn't See Catagory: Humor Rating: PG-13 Authors: Gangling freak and Zybawolf
Chapter 1: Phys. Ed. and Food argument
*Drew and Amy are in PE, they're sitting on the bleachers talking when...*
Kaiba- *walks in the gym* Hey there boys and girls!
Joey- *follows him* We're gonna give you a show!
Amy- OH YEAH! I'M GONNA TEAR THAT UP!
Drew- *rolls eyes* Holy poo.
Joey- how about some... Oil wrestling!?
Kaiba- *opens briefcase and there is two thongs and oil* O-kay, now we need two volunteers to oil us up!
Amy- *holds up her hand and Drew's* US! US! US! US! US!!!
Joey- We have a winner! * The boys get changed into there thongs and the girls leap off the bleachers to "oil them up" *
Kaiba- *as Amy is oiling him* Ooooo, Yeah... I mean... you missed a spot!
Amy- Maybe later we can do some oil wrestling of our own.
Kaiba- Ummmmmm...
Drew- *oiling Joey* Eeeee!!
Joey- Man! You're much better than Mai!
Drew- Riiiiiight...
*They oil wrestle for a while and then all went up stairs to "clean off" *
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*Joey was sitting in a huge cafetiria, along with James (from pokemon). They were staring evilly at eachother*
Joey- *shaking his fists* That's my lemon pie! Give it here, man!
James- *pulling the lemon pie out of reach* Well, that's my hamburger!
Joey- Give me the lemon pie!
James- No! Not until you give me my hamburger! *he stuck out his toung*
Joey- Give me the damn pie! *he lunges for the lemon pie*
James- *dodges Joey* No, you give me my @#$%&?! hamburger!!! ((keeping the pg-13 rating, sorry!))
Joey- give me the pie! Give it to me! The pie! Now!
James- I want my hamburger first!
Joey- Not until you give me the pie!
James- No way!
Joey- *calms down* Look, we could go on like this all day long! So, let's just give the other what they want at the same time. O-kay?
James- *thoughtfully* O-kay. *goes to give Joey the pie, but pulls it away quickly* Wait! I don't want a hamburger anymore!
Joey- Wha-!
James- I want a donut!!!! I want a donut!!!
Joey- Yeah, yeah, now give me the pie!
James- Get me a donut!
Joey- No!
James- Yes!
*they continue to argue until Joey finally gives in and takes James to Duncan Donuts, he finally gets his lemon pie! ^_^ *
Bwa ha ha ha ha! More to come!!!! This is only the beginning of the silly antics! READ AND REVIEW!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!--THE GANGLING FREAK ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Disclaimer- I do not own Yu Gi Oh! It's actually owned by Kazuki Takahashi... *leaves studio* Oh man, I guess I don't mind reading that every fan fic, but the pay sucks!
What You Didn't See Catagory: Humor Rating: PG-13 Authors: Gangling freak and Zybawolf
Chapter 1: Phys. Ed. and Food argument
*Drew and Amy are in PE, they're sitting on the bleachers talking when...*
Kaiba- *walks in the gym* Hey there boys and girls!
Joey- *follows him* We're gonna give you a show!
Amy- OH YEAH! I'M GONNA TEAR THAT UP!
Drew- *rolls eyes* Holy poo.
Joey- how about some... Oil wrestling!?
Kaiba- *opens briefcase and there is two thongs and oil* O-kay, now we need two volunteers to oil us up!
Amy- *holds up her hand and Drew's* US! US! US! US! US!!!
Joey- We have a winner! * The boys get changed into there thongs and the girls leap off the bleachers to "oil them up" *
Kaiba- *as Amy is oiling him* Ooooo, Yeah... I mean... you missed a spot!
Amy- Maybe later we can do some oil wrestling of our own.
Kaiba- Ummmmmm...
Drew- *oiling Joey* Eeeee!!
Joey- Man! You're much better than Mai!
Drew- Riiiiiight...
*They oil wrestle for a while and then all went up stairs to "clean off" *
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*Joey was sitting in a huge cafetiria, along with James (from pokemon). They were staring evilly at eachother*
Joey- *shaking his fists* That's my lemon pie! Give it here, man!
James- *pulling the lemon pie out of reach* Well, that's my hamburger!
Joey- Give me the lemon pie!
James- No! Not until you give me my hamburger! *he stuck out his toung*
Joey- Give me the damn pie! *he lunges for the lemon pie*
James- *dodges Joey* No, you give me my @#$%&?! hamburger!!! ((keeping the pg-13 rating, sorry!))
Joey- give me the pie! Give it to me! The pie! Now!
James- I want my hamburger first!
Joey- Not until you give me the pie!
James- No way!
Joey- *calms down* Look, we could go on like this all day long! So, let's just give the other what they want at the same time. O-kay?
James- *thoughtfully* O-kay. *goes to give Joey the pie, but pulls it away quickly* Wait! I don't want a hamburger anymore!
Joey- Wha-!
James- I want a donut!!!! I want a donut!!!
Joey- Yeah, yeah, now give me the pie!
James- Get me a donut!
Joey- No!
James- Yes!
*they continue to argue until Joey finally gives in and takes James to Duncan Donuts, he finally gets his lemon pie! ^_^ *
Bwa ha ha ha ha! More to come!!!! This is only the beginning of the silly antics! READ AND REVIEW!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!--THE GANGLING FREAK ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~