Disclaimer- I do not own Yu Gi Oh! It's actually owned by Kazuki
Takahashi...Eeee! He must have made a crap-load of money!
What You Didn't See Catagory: Humor Rating: PG-13 Authors: Gangling freak and Zybawolf
A/N: (gangling freak) Waassssapppp!? Holy crap! This gets crazier and crazier! Hmmmm... I am the gangling freak!!! (GF)...Baaacooock!!!!
Drew: Dude! This rules!
Bakura: Hmm... pretty funny!
Drew: Bakura!? *glomps Bakura*
Bakura: -_-
Drew: ^_^
GF: Okay you guys! Leave the mushy crap at home! This is comedy here!
Kaiba: sick comedy
GF: ....Yeah... but it rocks! Anyway, on with the show!!!
Chapter 2: Hate Mail and Dark Magician Parody
Drew-* checks her mailbox, she opens the lid and it spits thousands of hate letters at her* What the hell!? *she opens one of the letters on top of the pile* Holy crap!
Letter- Hey you! You stay the @#$! away from Joey! He's mine bitch! And another thing, if I catch you rubbing oil on him again, I'll kick your ass all over the dueling field! Spitefully yours, Mai Valentine
Drew- *finds that the others say pretty much the same thing* Oh hell!!! *she goes inside and starts writing Mai back*
Letter- Mai, you know what? SUCK ON IT! AND YOU CAN SUCK ON MY GOAT TOO! BAAAA! COME ON AND BRING IT YOU HOE! Sincerely yours Drew
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*next story involves the Dark Magician (aka: candy man) and the Dark Magician Girl (the Dark Magician's apprentace!) Dark Magician-DM; Dark Magician Girl-DMG*
DM- *runs around like a cowboy* Yeeee-haw!
DMG- O-kay... are you alright??
DM- *jumps on the summond skulls head* HORNS UP MY ASS AND I'M FEELING HORNY! UH UH UH!!!
DMG- Eeeek! *DM jumps on her*
DM- Hevvvo!!!
DMG- *sweat drop* Do you mind getting off me?!
DM- Nuh-uh! *kisses DMG*
DMG- HOLY SHIT!!!
DM- Muhahahahahaha!!!
DMG- Ummmm *DM runs around her in circles*
DM- Look at me! Look what I can do! *throws Blue Eyes White Dragon crap everywhere*
DMG- NASTY!!!
DM- *sniffs DMG* You smelly! *runs off*
DMG- Why the hell did he have to eat so much sugar?!
DM-*singing* HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
DMG- THAT'S ENOUGH!
DM- BYE BYE BYE!
DMG- Grrrrrr... *getting very angry*
DM- HE LOVES ME, HE LOVES YOU NOT!
DMG- *screaming* STOP IT WITH YOUR PECKERHEAD WAYS!
DM- *sweatdrops* Oops...
DMG- RAAAAAAAAHR! *opens a can of whoop-ass on the DM*
DM- *strangled cry* AHHHHHHHH!
Yugi- *looks down at the playing field where he and Kaiba WERE having a match* What was that?
Kaiba- Dunno. *he looks down at the field which has blood, BEWD poo, a very mad (and bloody) Dark Magician Girl, a very injured Dark Magician, purple fabric everywhere, and a very confused BEWD looking down on the scene*
Yugi- Maybe we should call it quits.
Kaiba- Yup.
Yugi- You want to go get a soda or some food or something?
Kaiba- Sure.
*both leave the field, where the DMG is still beating the shit out of the DM, and start to walk to the nearest McDonalds*
**Eeeeeee!! I'm a terrible, terrible person! Anyway, I decided to enter more than one chapter since I haven't updated this fic in, like, a century! Holy Crap! I gotta go! See you next chapter! O.o - GF
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What You Didn't See Catagory: Humor Rating: PG-13 Authors: Gangling freak and Zybawolf
A/N: (gangling freak) Waassssapppp!? Holy crap! This gets crazier and crazier! Hmmmm... I am the gangling freak!!! (GF)...Baaacooock!!!!
Drew: Dude! This rules!
Bakura: Hmm... pretty funny!
Drew: Bakura!? *glomps Bakura*
Bakura: -_-
Drew: ^_^
GF: Okay you guys! Leave the mushy crap at home! This is comedy here!
Kaiba: sick comedy
GF: ....Yeah... but it rocks! Anyway, on with the show!!!
Chapter 2: Hate Mail and Dark Magician Parody
Drew-* checks her mailbox, she opens the lid and it spits thousands of hate letters at her* What the hell!? *she opens one of the letters on top of the pile* Holy crap!
Letter- Hey you! You stay the @#$! away from Joey! He's mine bitch! And another thing, if I catch you rubbing oil on him again, I'll kick your ass all over the dueling field! Spitefully yours, Mai Valentine
Drew- *finds that the others say pretty much the same thing* Oh hell!!! *she goes inside and starts writing Mai back*
Letter- Mai, you know what? SUCK ON IT! AND YOU CAN SUCK ON MY GOAT TOO! BAAAA! COME ON AND BRING IT YOU HOE! Sincerely yours Drew
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*next story involves the Dark Magician (aka: candy man) and the Dark Magician Girl (the Dark Magician's apprentace!) Dark Magician-DM; Dark Magician Girl-DMG*
DM- *runs around like a cowboy* Yeeee-haw!
DMG- O-kay... are you alright??
DM- *jumps on the summond skulls head* HORNS UP MY ASS AND I'M FEELING HORNY! UH UH UH!!!
DMG- Eeeek! *DM jumps on her*
DM- Hevvvo!!!
DMG- *sweat drop* Do you mind getting off me?!
DM- Nuh-uh! *kisses DMG*
DMG- HOLY SHIT!!!
DM- Muhahahahahaha!!!
DMG- Ummmm *DM runs around her in circles*
DM- Look at me! Look what I can do! *throws Blue Eyes White Dragon crap everywhere*
DMG- NASTY!!!
DM- *sniffs DMG* You smelly! *runs off*
DMG- Why the hell did he have to eat so much sugar?!
DM-*singing* HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
DMG- THAT'S ENOUGH!
DM- BYE BYE BYE!
DMG- Grrrrrr... *getting very angry*
DM- HE LOVES ME, HE LOVES YOU NOT!
DMG- *screaming* STOP IT WITH YOUR PECKERHEAD WAYS!
DM- *sweatdrops* Oops...
DMG- RAAAAAAAAHR! *opens a can of whoop-ass on the DM*
DM- *strangled cry* AHHHHHHHH!
Yugi- *looks down at the playing field where he and Kaiba WERE having a match* What was that?
Kaiba- Dunno. *he looks down at the field which has blood, BEWD poo, a very mad (and bloody) Dark Magician Girl, a very injured Dark Magician, purple fabric everywhere, and a very confused BEWD looking down on the scene*
Yugi- Maybe we should call it quits.
Kaiba- Yup.
Yugi- You want to go get a soda or some food or something?
Kaiba- Sure.
*both leave the field, where the DMG is still beating the shit out of the DM, and start to walk to the nearest McDonalds*
**Eeeeeee!! I'm a terrible, terrible person! Anyway, I decided to enter more than one chapter since I haven't updated this fic in, like, a century! Holy Crap! I gotta go! See you next chapter! O.o - GF
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