Chapter 3: Quotes and Attack of the Yamis

A/N: Heeeeellllllooooooo!!!! Alright, the insanity continues with some of our favorite characters giving us a bunch of quotes! EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Thanks to my reviewers, I love you all!

Tea- Hey! I like my quote! ^_^

Joey- Some one pleaaassee!!! Make her stop!!!!

Drew- WTF?!

GF- I think he's having a Tea overload!

Yami B- Oooooo!!! KFC!!!!

Yami- Get your hands off my chicken!

Kaiba- Let's get on with the story, shall we!?

GF- Yes! Please Do!

*wonderful quotes by our favorite characters*

"Friendship!!!" - Tea

"Yo bro!" - Tristan

"TIME TO DUEL!" - Yugi

"I AM NOT GAY!!!!" - Kaiba

"I'M A SEXY BITCH!!" - yami Bakura

"NOOO MINES!!!!" - yami Yugi (the hyper king of games)

"THAT'S MY LEMON PIE!!!" - Joey

"Kaiba-boy!" - Pegasus

"MEEP!" - Bakura

"Whoo- Hooo!" - Mokuba

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*Everyone goes over Yugi's house to find his yami wallowing in a huge-ass pile of M & M's*

Tea- Where the heck did you get all that candy!? *She scratched her head*

Yami- *stuffing his face* I robbed a convienience store! I threatend to steal all of there souls unless they gave me all of there M & M's! *he shouted in what sounded like one long sentence*

Bakura- *snaps his fingers* So that must be why the Dark Magician is always so hyper!

Joey- Holy crap! You robbed a convieniece store! *he looked at Yami, wide eyed*

Kaiba- Hey! I love the brown ones! Give me some!!! *he held out his hand*

Yami- NOOO!!!! MINES!!! *Yami's eyes widend and he pulled the pile out of reach*

Everyone- O.o*

Kaiba- Damn you, Yami! Give me some of the candy you selfish bastard! *he shook his fists at Yami*

Yami- HELL NO!!! MINES!!! GAAAA!!! *his face turned evilly twisted and skewed*

Kaiba- Give me some of the M & M's you asshole!!!! Grrrrrr!!!!

Yami- Screw you! Go rob your own damn convienience store!!!

Kaiba- Why you little... *starts choking Yami*

Yami- *gurgling* AHHHHHHHH!!!!! ((I do not own the Simpsons, either!))

Everyone- *watching Yami* O.o*

Audience- O.o*

Camera man- O.o*

The world- O.o*

The universe- O.o*

God- O.o*

Yami- HEEEELLLP MEEE!!!!! *grabbing Kaiba's arms, which are wrapped around his throat*

Tea- So, that's how the Dark Magician gets really hyper! It was Yami all along!

Everyone- *stares at her* ...?

Tea- What...?

Joey- We kind of already figured that out. Where the hell have you been?

Tea- Maybe I'll just shut up now and listen.

Bakura- Good idea! *smiles wildly*

Kaiba- *gets some bags of M & M's and sifts out all of the brown ones* Oohh Yeahh... *he eats them in one monsterous gulp*

Yami- *now in a make-shift straight jacket ((made from Kaiba's trenchcoat))* GAAAAAA!!!! NOOOOO!!! MY CANDY!!!!!

YESSSS!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA! This just gets zanier and zanier every chapter! I'll see you all again in Attack of the Yamis part 2! -GF

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