Chapter 4: Attack of the Yamis pt. 2 and Macho Man Bakura
A/N: I'm back once again with my friend and master, Lone Walmart: Pope of the Apocolypse (LW)
LW- Hello my faithful subjects!!!! *has a walmart bag attached to her head*
GF- Hello mighty Lone Walmart! *bows down*
*Eliza: Aprentace to the Leprechans walks in*
Eliza- All hail the f--king queen of darkness!!!
GF- The saintity of this room has been fouled!
LW-very much!
Eliza- Bitch Ass whores!
GF- O.o
Yami B- Can we get on with the fricken story here!
GF- Sure!
Eliza- I'll kill you all and eat your souls!! Gaaaaahhh!
GF- O-kay... On with the fic!
*It's night time, the two yamis show up at Drews house and make there way into the barn*
Yami- COME TO ME GOAT! LET ME RAPE YOU!
Coco ((goat))- BAAAAAAA!! *help me!!*
Yami- I LOVE YOU!! *hugs the goat*
Mokuba- *appears out of nowhere* I looovee gooooold! ((don't own Austin Powers!))
Coco- MEEEEEEEAAAAAA! *perverted bastard!*
Yami- COME TO ME SWEET GOAT! COME TO THE DARK SIDE!!
Yugi- Yami, what are you doing?
Yami- Yami Bakura and I are raping Drew's goats!
Drew- *meep*
Yami Bakura- *in the goat barn* HORNS UP MY BUTT AND I'M FEELIN' HORNY!
Sadie ((another goat))- Baa ba? *What the @#$!?*
Yami- *chasing Coco* NOOO! COME BAA-AACK!!
Coco- Beeeeaaah! *@#$! NO!*
Drew- Oh shit this is bad!
Yami- *grabs Coco* Eeeeee!
Coco- MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA! *HOLY @#$!ING SHIT, HE'S @#$%ING ME!*
Yami- Ahhh, sweet release! *falls off Coco*
Coco- Bleh ah baa baa ahh! *I've been impregnated by a 5000 year old Pharaoh!*
Yami- *big grin* Ahhhh...
Yugi- *astonished* Yami, I- I- I can't believe you @#$!ed a goat!
Yami- I did, and it was good!
Coco- O.o
Yugi- O.o
Drew- O.o
Amber ((me))- O.o
Yami Bakura- We're supposed to *@#$!* the goats? I thought we were just supposed to spank them!
Sadie- Beeeeah! *RAPE!*
All goats- Baaaaaaaaa ba!! *HELP US!!!*
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*All the people, including Drew, Amber and Jessica ((a friend)), are sitting at a huge table in a restaurant*
Drew- *looks up from menu* What the hell is Callimari and Es Cargo?!
Amber- Isn't Callimari a country or something?
Drew- THEY'RE SERVING COUNTRIES!!? HOLY POO!
Amber- O.o
Kaiba- *sighs* Callimari is Squid and Es Cargo is Snails!
Amber and Drew- O.o* Eewwwww!!
Jessica- Oh I just love when he knows everything! *glomps Kaiba*
Kaiba- O.o*
Joey- Oh yeah! I'm gettin' the Joey special! ((don't own Friends))
Tea- Wha-?
Tristan- It's two large pizzas! God! Do you ever watch Friends!? I swear, you have no life!
Waiter- *with notepad in hand, ready to take orders* Can I help you yet?
Kaiba- Yeah, I think were all ready. *he looks at everyone, and the waiter nods*
Yugi- O-kay, I want...the Fish and Chips special with a Dr. Pepper, please! *he smiles as the waiter records* ((he's not quite old enough to 'drink' yet))
Joey- I wanta two pizzas!...Larges...with everything...except anchovies...add pinapples...Oh, and a scotch on the rocks! *he leans back and puts his arms behind his head, proudly*
*Anyway, Tea,Tristan, Kaiba, Amber, Drew, and Jessica order, the guys all get alcoholic beverages, as a sign of being a macho guy. Now it's Bakura's turn...*
Bakura- Hmmm...Let's see... I want a London broiler with fries... A light salad with italian dressing, if you will... And to drink, a glass of water.
Everyone- *stares at Bakura* ...?
Bakura- What... *looks around, nerously*
Joey- Water?...What the hell is that!?
Bakura- What's wrong with it?
Amber- C' mon, Bakura! Only pansies order water!
Bakura- ?
Jessica- Meow... Meow...pus..!? *Amber quickly covers her mouth*
Amber- Come on now, Jess! It's rated pg-13 for God's sake! *sweat drop*
Jessica- Oops...
Bakura- So you're saying I should order something with alcohol in ti?
Guys- YEAH!!!! BE A MAN!!!
Bakura- Alright... Can I have a beer instead, please sir?
Waiter- O-kay.
Joey- Make it a Budwieser!
Bakura- Light please!
Jessica- *wispers* Pansy!
Bakura- :(
*The waiter comes back with the food and drinks. Bakura gets a gigantic glass mug of Bud Light plopped in front of him on the table. He stares at the glass, over-flowing with fizz*
Kaiba- Well, what are you waiting for? Drink up!
Joey- *as Bakura readys himself to take a swig of the beer* HOLD IT! *everyone looks at him* I have to use the can!
*Joey runs off to the mens room, but is blocked from to door by a gangling, scrawny hick*
Joey- Hey man! Move out of the way, I gotta take a piss!
Hick- I ain't agoin' nowheres. A'm frum Texas! *he gives Joey a toothy grin*
Joey- Hey! Only two things come from Texas! Steers and Queers, and I don't see any horns on you, boy! ((I don't own the officer and the gentleman either!))
*Suprisingly, the hick didn't slug him. Instead he started balling*
Hick- A'm gonna tell my ma on you!! *crying, he runs off*
Joey- Go screw your cousin, Man! *he yells after the hick*
Hick- Hey...Good idea!
Joey- O.o*
*Joey returns from the bathroom and warns the others about the queer hick from Texas. ((don't take it personally, Texans! I'm from Texas too!)) The everyone pressures Bakura to drink the huge beer*
Everyone (excluding Bakura)- CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
*Bakura starts sipping the beer, then by the powers of motivation, he begins to gulp it down*
Everyone (excluding Bakura)- CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! WHOOOOO! YEAH! *they all cheered as Bakura downed the entire glass*
Bakura- *dizzily* Ugggg...I think I'm going to be sick! *his face has a green tint to it*
Amber- Hey! It's time to do some more things like this! Hang on to your pants, we're gonna make you a manly man!
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A/N: I'm back once again with my friend and master, Lone Walmart: Pope of the Apocolypse (LW)
LW- Hello my faithful subjects!!!! *has a walmart bag attached to her head*
GF- Hello mighty Lone Walmart! *bows down*
*Eliza: Aprentace to the Leprechans walks in*
Eliza- All hail the f--king queen of darkness!!!
GF- The saintity of this room has been fouled!
LW-very much!
Eliza- Bitch Ass whores!
GF- O.o
Yami B- Can we get on with the fricken story here!
GF- Sure!
Eliza- I'll kill you all and eat your souls!! Gaaaaahhh!
GF- O-kay... On with the fic!
*It's night time, the two yamis show up at Drews house and make there way into the barn*
Yami- COME TO ME GOAT! LET ME RAPE YOU!
Coco ((goat))- BAAAAAAA!! *help me!!*
Yami- I LOVE YOU!! *hugs the goat*
Mokuba- *appears out of nowhere* I looovee gooooold! ((don't own Austin Powers!))
Coco- MEEEEEEEAAAAAA! *perverted bastard!*
Yami- COME TO ME SWEET GOAT! COME TO THE DARK SIDE!!
Yugi- Yami, what are you doing?
Yami- Yami Bakura and I are raping Drew's goats!
Drew- *meep*
Yami Bakura- *in the goat barn* HORNS UP MY BUTT AND I'M FEELIN' HORNY!
Sadie ((another goat))- Baa ba? *What the @#$!?*
Yami- *chasing Coco* NOOO! COME BAA-AACK!!
Coco- Beeeeaaah! *@#$! NO!*
Drew- Oh shit this is bad!
Yami- *grabs Coco* Eeeeee!
Coco- MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA! *HOLY @#$!ING SHIT, HE'S @#$%ING ME!*
Yami- Ahhh, sweet release! *falls off Coco*
Coco- Bleh ah baa baa ahh! *I've been impregnated by a 5000 year old Pharaoh!*
Yami- *big grin* Ahhhh...
Yugi- *astonished* Yami, I- I- I can't believe you @#$!ed a goat!
Yami- I did, and it was good!
Coco- O.o
Yugi- O.o
Drew- O.o
Amber ((me))- O.o
Yami Bakura- We're supposed to *@#$!* the goats? I thought we were just supposed to spank them!
Sadie- Beeeeah! *RAPE!*
All goats- Baaaaaaaaa ba!! *HELP US!!!*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*All the people, including Drew, Amber and Jessica ((a friend)), are sitting at a huge table in a restaurant*
Drew- *looks up from menu* What the hell is Callimari and Es Cargo?!
Amber- Isn't Callimari a country or something?
Drew- THEY'RE SERVING COUNTRIES!!? HOLY POO!
Amber- O.o
Kaiba- *sighs* Callimari is Squid and Es Cargo is Snails!
Amber and Drew- O.o* Eewwwww!!
Jessica- Oh I just love when he knows everything! *glomps Kaiba*
Kaiba- O.o*
Joey- Oh yeah! I'm gettin' the Joey special! ((don't own Friends))
Tea- Wha-?
Tristan- It's two large pizzas! God! Do you ever watch Friends!? I swear, you have no life!
Waiter- *with notepad in hand, ready to take orders* Can I help you yet?
Kaiba- Yeah, I think were all ready. *he looks at everyone, and the waiter nods*
Yugi- O-kay, I want...the Fish and Chips special with a Dr. Pepper, please! *he smiles as the waiter records* ((he's not quite old enough to 'drink' yet))
Joey- I wanta two pizzas!...Larges...with everything...except anchovies...add pinapples...Oh, and a scotch on the rocks! *he leans back and puts his arms behind his head, proudly*
*Anyway, Tea,Tristan, Kaiba, Amber, Drew, and Jessica order, the guys all get alcoholic beverages, as a sign of being a macho guy. Now it's Bakura's turn...*
Bakura- Hmmm...Let's see... I want a London broiler with fries... A light salad with italian dressing, if you will... And to drink, a glass of water.
Everyone- *stares at Bakura* ...?
Bakura- What... *looks around, nerously*
Joey- Water?...What the hell is that!?
Bakura- What's wrong with it?
Amber- C' mon, Bakura! Only pansies order water!
Bakura- ?
Jessica- Meow... Meow...pus..!? *Amber quickly covers her mouth*
Amber- Come on now, Jess! It's rated pg-13 for God's sake! *sweat drop*
Jessica- Oops...
Bakura- So you're saying I should order something with alcohol in ti?
Guys- YEAH!!!! BE A MAN!!!
Bakura- Alright... Can I have a beer instead, please sir?
Waiter- O-kay.
Joey- Make it a Budwieser!
Bakura- Light please!
Jessica- *wispers* Pansy!
Bakura- :(
*The waiter comes back with the food and drinks. Bakura gets a gigantic glass mug of Bud Light plopped in front of him on the table. He stares at the glass, over-flowing with fizz*
Kaiba- Well, what are you waiting for? Drink up!
Joey- *as Bakura readys himself to take a swig of the beer* HOLD IT! *everyone looks at him* I have to use the can!
*Joey runs off to the mens room, but is blocked from to door by a gangling, scrawny hick*
Joey- Hey man! Move out of the way, I gotta take a piss!
Hick- I ain't agoin' nowheres. A'm frum Texas! *he gives Joey a toothy grin*
Joey- Hey! Only two things come from Texas! Steers and Queers, and I don't see any horns on you, boy! ((I don't own the officer and the gentleman either!))
*Suprisingly, the hick didn't slug him. Instead he started balling*
Hick- A'm gonna tell my ma on you!! *crying, he runs off*
Joey- Go screw your cousin, Man! *he yells after the hick*
Hick- Hey...Good idea!
Joey- O.o*
*Joey returns from the bathroom and warns the others about the queer hick from Texas. ((don't take it personally, Texans! I'm from Texas too!)) The everyone pressures Bakura to drink the huge beer*
Everyone (excluding Bakura)- CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
*Bakura starts sipping the beer, then by the powers of motivation, he begins to gulp it down*
Everyone (excluding Bakura)- CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! WHOOOOO! YEAH! *they all cheered as Bakura downed the entire glass*
Bakura- *dizzily* Ugggg...I think I'm going to be sick! *his face has a green tint to it*
Amber- Hey! It's time to do some more things like this! Hang on to your pants, we're gonna make you a manly man!
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