Chapter 5: Bakura goes to Vegas and American Lemon Pie
A/N: Gaaaah!!!! Bakura goes to Vegas!!!! This is gonna be a zany chapter for sure...
*Everyone packs up there stuff and piles in the car*
Jessica- Woooo-hooo! Las Vegas, here we come!!
Bakura- Vegas!?
Amber and Drew- Oh yeah!
*Kaiba drives them all to Las Vegas, and they each get rooms at a shitty hotel called the Knee Deep Inn. The guys take Bakura out on the town and get him wasted. He wakes up not remembering a thing*
Bakura- Mmmmmuhhhh....What the?...Where?...
*Bakura spots the Jack Daniels bottle on the floor next to his bed. A few feet away he sees a bra, a thong, some candy wrappers and beer cans, an unused condomn, and couple of bucks. But what he saw next, shocked him the most...*
Bakura- HOLY HELL!!
*Bakura was stripped almost naked, except for a black g-string. He had a tattoo of a prostitute named Molly on his left ass cheek. There were hand cuffs on the bed frame and a copy of 'Casinos for Dummies' was clutched in his right hand*
Bakura- *he then picked up a slip of paper on his pillow* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*The paper read that he owed $2,000 to a casino and $400 to a stripper named Molly Mounts!*
Bakura- *frightened* I'm in deep...doo dee...
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((I do not own American Pie))
*Joey, Kaiba, Yugi, Tristan and Bakura are all sitting at a small table in a cafe*
Joey- O-kay, let's make a pact! We all get laid before our senior year is over!
Kaiba- *rolls his eyes* Oh gee!
Joey- Uhhh... You all are still virgins, right?
All: *nod*
Joey- *sighs* Fweeewww! O-kay!
Yugi- Hey, Tristan told me that a guy he knows just got laid last weekend.
Joey- Really!?
Kaiba- Oh Yeah?
Tristan- Yep!
Yugi-...yep.
Bakura-...yep... ((don't own King of the Hill))
Joey- Anyway, so... what's it like?
Tristan- Well he said it's a lot like warm, lemon pie. Home-made, of course!
Kaiba- Lemon?
Joey- Mmmmm.... Lemon pie...gawww.. *puts his head back and drools* ((don't own Simpsons!))
Kaiba- Actually, cherry pie is my favorite.
Everyone- O.o*
Kaiba- What...?
Joey- Cherry?...Cherry pie?
Kaiba- Yeah...
Everyone- O.o*
Kaiba- *gets up and walks off* You people are sick.
Everyone- O.o*
Everyone- ....
Joey- Well... I'm going to get me some lemon pie!
Yugi- O.o*
Joey- The food, Yug!
Yugi- Ohhhh....
Joey- *mutters to himself* God, Kaiba was right.
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! I am sooo mean to Bakura!!!! Oh well, I am one of his fans! So, it's cool! Anyway, see you guys next chapter!!!! Rock on!!! -GF
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A/N: Gaaaah!!!! Bakura goes to Vegas!!!! This is gonna be a zany chapter for sure...
*Everyone packs up there stuff and piles in the car*
Jessica- Woooo-hooo! Las Vegas, here we come!!
Bakura- Vegas!?
Amber and Drew- Oh yeah!
*Kaiba drives them all to Las Vegas, and they each get rooms at a shitty hotel called the Knee Deep Inn. The guys take Bakura out on the town and get him wasted. He wakes up not remembering a thing*
Bakura- Mmmmmuhhhh....What the?...Where?...
*Bakura spots the Jack Daniels bottle on the floor next to his bed. A few feet away he sees a bra, a thong, some candy wrappers and beer cans, an unused condomn, and couple of bucks. But what he saw next, shocked him the most...*
Bakura- HOLY HELL!!
*Bakura was stripped almost naked, except for a black g-string. He had a tattoo of a prostitute named Molly on his left ass cheek. There were hand cuffs on the bed frame and a copy of 'Casinos for Dummies' was clutched in his right hand*
Bakura- *he then picked up a slip of paper on his pillow* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*The paper read that he owed $2,000 to a casino and $400 to a stripper named Molly Mounts!*
Bakura- *frightened* I'm in deep...doo dee...
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((I do not own American Pie))
*Joey, Kaiba, Yugi, Tristan and Bakura are all sitting at a small table in a cafe*
Joey- O-kay, let's make a pact! We all get laid before our senior year is over!
Kaiba- *rolls his eyes* Oh gee!
Joey- Uhhh... You all are still virgins, right?
All: *nod*
Joey- *sighs* Fweeewww! O-kay!
Yugi- Hey, Tristan told me that a guy he knows just got laid last weekend.
Joey- Really!?
Kaiba- Oh Yeah?
Tristan- Yep!
Yugi-...yep.
Bakura-...yep... ((don't own King of the Hill))
Joey- Anyway, so... what's it like?
Tristan- Well he said it's a lot like warm, lemon pie. Home-made, of course!
Kaiba- Lemon?
Joey- Mmmmm.... Lemon pie...gawww.. *puts his head back and drools* ((don't own Simpsons!))
Kaiba- Actually, cherry pie is my favorite.
Everyone- O.o*
Kaiba- What...?
Joey- Cherry?...Cherry pie?
Kaiba- Yeah...
Everyone- O.o*
Kaiba- *gets up and walks off* You people are sick.
Everyone- O.o*
Everyone- ....
Joey- Well... I'm going to get me some lemon pie!
Yugi- O.o*
Joey- The food, Yug!
Yugi- Ohhhh....
Joey- *mutters to himself* God, Kaiba was right.
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! I am sooo mean to Bakura!!!! Oh well, I am one of his fans! So, it's cool! Anyway, see you guys next chapter!!!! Rock on!!! -GF
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