A/N: Hevvo Evweone!!!! Sorry, I was eating a sandwitch! O-kay anyway, I
might not be able to update for a while because I have a crap load of
homework! Before we begin, I'd like to thank all the people who reviewed or
at least read the stories! Thanks, you're all very much appreciated! Well,
on with the show!
Chapter 6: The Dark Magician teaches Spanish and Kaiba and the Petting Zoo
*DM walks into a Spanish class filled with hyperactive students*
DM- Err... Hello?
Class- *yells* BUENOS DIAS!!!
DM- HOLY CRAP!
Student 1- Hey there! Are you our new teacher?
DM- Uh... I guess so...
Student 2- Teach us some cool Spanish words!
DM- I dunnooo...
Class- *puppy dog eyes* Pwease?
DM- *cringes* NO! NOT THE PUPPY DOG EYES!
Class- *gives killer puppy dog eyes*
DM- NO! I CANNOT LOOK! *looks away* Awww... o-kay!
Class- ^___^
DM- Umm... how 'bout this one? Bendeho. Repeat- Ben-de-ho.
Class- Ben-de-ho. ((by the way, Bendeho means asshole in Spanish!!))
DM- Again!
Class- Again!
DM- NO! Repeat the word again!
Class- Ben-de-ho.
DM- Bendeho.
Class- Bendeho.
Student 1- What does it mean?
DM- It's what you call someone.
Class- hummmmm...
*the principal walks in*
Principal- Hey, how's everyone doing in here?
Class- Hey bendeho!
Principal- WHAT!? WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE!
*the DM soon finds himself sitting outside the school on his ass*
Feral Imp- *passing by- he witnessed the whole thing* What bet did you lose?
DM- *very pissed* Shut the @#$% up you little bastard!!!
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*Kaiba, Joey, Yugi and Tea are visiting a petting zoo with Mokuba (the little bastard)*
Joey- Eeee! Chickens!
Yugi- Joey! Don't do that!
Mokuba- Look Seto! *points at Tea*
Tea- ARGGGGHHHH!! *is being chased by a goose*
Goose- HONK! HONK! HONK! *craps on Tea's head*
Kaiba- *doubles over laughing* Holy goose shit that's funny!...Huh? *hears a sound behind him*
Mokuba- Seto! LOOK OUT!
Kaiba- AIIEEE! *the goose starts chasing him*
Goose- HONK! HONK!
Kaiba- What do you want?!
Goose- ^_^
Kaiba- Oh boy! *runs out of the chicken/goose pen*
Mokuba- Come over here, Seto! *he and Kaiba go into the horse pen*
Kaiba- Horses... better...
Mokuba- BIG BROTHER!
Kaiba- *looks up* Not good! *a horse (stallion) jumps on him*
Horse- *starts humping Kaiba*
Kaiba- O.o
Mokuba- *covers his eyes*
Yugi- *looks in the pen* HORNY HORSY!
Joey- Lemme see!
Zoo Worker (ZW)- Oh, that horse. Yeah, his name's Parker, and he's really horny!
Parker- ^___^ *Parker Stockstill walks up*
Parker Stockstill- Ewwww... gross... *walks off* ((ha ha ha!! A guy from my school!!!))
Yugi and Joey- O.o
Kaiba- Get. This. Horse. OFFA ME!
ZW- HANG ON SEXY MAN! *runs off*
Joey- O.o Sexy man?
ZW- *comes back with an electric shocker and gets in the pen* HANG ON!
Kaiba- OW! SHOCK THE HORSE NOT ME!
ZW- *who is a guy, by the way* NO! I WANT YOU SETO KAIBA!
Kaiba- What the @#$%?
ZW- *starts humping Kaiba*
Kaiba- Nooooo...
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Another Chapter done!!! Stay tuned... I'm not too sure of what's to come!!!!- GF
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Chapter 6: The Dark Magician teaches Spanish and Kaiba and the Petting Zoo
*DM walks into a Spanish class filled with hyperactive students*
DM- Err... Hello?
Class- *yells* BUENOS DIAS!!!
DM- HOLY CRAP!
Student 1- Hey there! Are you our new teacher?
DM- Uh... I guess so...
Student 2- Teach us some cool Spanish words!
DM- I dunnooo...
Class- *puppy dog eyes* Pwease?
DM- *cringes* NO! NOT THE PUPPY DOG EYES!
Class- *gives killer puppy dog eyes*
DM- NO! I CANNOT LOOK! *looks away* Awww... o-kay!
Class- ^___^
DM- Umm... how 'bout this one? Bendeho. Repeat- Ben-de-ho.
Class- Ben-de-ho. ((by the way, Bendeho means asshole in Spanish!!))
DM- Again!
Class- Again!
DM- NO! Repeat the word again!
Class- Ben-de-ho.
DM- Bendeho.
Class- Bendeho.
Student 1- What does it mean?
DM- It's what you call someone.
Class- hummmmm...
*the principal walks in*
Principal- Hey, how's everyone doing in here?
Class- Hey bendeho!
Principal- WHAT!? WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE!
*the DM soon finds himself sitting outside the school on his ass*
Feral Imp- *passing by- he witnessed the whole thing* What bet did you lose?
DM- *very pissed* Shut the @#$% up you little bastard!!!
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*Kaiba, Joey, Yugi and Tea are visiting a petting zoo with Mokuba (the little bastard)*
Joey- Eeee! Chickens!
Yugi- Joey! Don't do that!
Mokuba- Look Seto! *points at Tea*
Tea- ARGGGGHHHH!! *is being chased by a goose*
Goose- HONK! HONK! HONK! *craps on Tea's head*
Kaiba- *doubles over laughing* Holy goose shit that's funny!...Huh? *hears a sound behind him*
Mokuba- Seto! LOOK OUT!
Kaiba- AIIEEE! *the goose starts chasing him*
Goose- HONK! HONK!
Kaiba- What do you want?!
Goose- ^_^
Kaiba- Oh boy! *runs out of the chicken/goose pen*
Mokuba- Come over here, Seto! *he and Kaiba go into the horse pen*
Kaiba- Horses... better...
Mokuba- BIG BROTHER!
Kaiba- *looks up* Not good! *a horse (stallion) jumps on him*
Horse- *starts humping Kaiba*
Kaiba- O.o
Mokuba- *covers his eyes*
Yugi- *looks in the pen* HORNY HORSY!
Joey- Lemme see!
Zoo Worker (ZW)- Oh, that horse. Yeah, his name's Parker, and he's really horny!
Parker- ^___^ *Parker Stockstill walks up*
Parker Stockstill- Ewwww... gross... *walks off* ((ha ha ha!! A guy from my school!!!))
Yugi and Joey- O.o
Kaiba- Get. This. Horse. OFFA ME!
ZW- HANG ON SEXY MAN! *runs off*
Joey- O.o Sexy man?
ZW- *comes back with an electric shocker and gets in the pen* HANG ON!
Kaiba- OW! SHOCK THE HORSE NOT ME!
ZW- *who is a guy, by the way* NO! I WANT YOU SETO KAIBA!
Kaiba- What the @#$%?
ZW- *starts humping Kaiba*
Kaiba- Nooooo...
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Another Chapter done!!! Stay tuned... I'm not too sure of what's to come!!!!- GF
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