A/N: Hey!!!! I'm finally back everyone! Sorry about being gone for like
months!!! Well, I had a lot to do!
Yami B- Riiight... You ate and stayed on the couch!
GF- Shut up, Yami B...
Yami B- You can't tell me to shut up!
GF- Oh yeah... Why?
Yami B- Because I'm an all powerful yami and I can do whatever I damn well please!
GF- Oh geez...
Yami B- I think I'll take over from here... I could do a much better job anyway!
GF- What?!?! You can't do that! This is MY fic!!!!!
Yami B- Not anymore!!! *shoves GF in a closet* Now, I'm incharge!!! HERE WE GO!!!! -----
*Bakura and his Yami are at the mall*
Yami Bakura- *looks in a shop window* Hey, Bakura, you would look good in that!
Bakura- Yami! That's a leather dress!
Yami B- I know... *growls*
Bakura- O.o* Uhh... Yami...
Yami B- *grabs Bakura's shoulders* I LOVE YOU, AIBOU!
Bakura- *starts crying* Yami... I... I... I had no idea!
Yami B- *kisses Bakura*
Bakura- *kisses back*
Yami B- *breaks the kiss and looks at Bakura* I love you.
Bakura- I love you too.
Yami B- Let's go home.
Bakura- O-kay *they go home*
******BAKURA'S HOUSE*******
Bakura- What now Yami?
Yami B- Let's have sex!
Bakura- Ummm....ummmm...O-kay!
Yami Bakura- *picks up Bakura and carries him upstairs...*
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Yami B- Damn, Bakura! Back in Egypt we didn't have pussies like you!
Bakura- Please, don't call me that Yami. It hurts my feelings!
Yami B- Quit your crying you frickin' Nancy! ((Nancy means "queer" by the way))
Bakura- Yami!
Yami B- What!? What the f--k do you want?! I'm sick of... "But Yami, it hurts my feelings! Why are you so mean to me? It's not my fault that I'm a big-ass baby that crys everytime someone makes fun of me!" Suck it up, you little bitch!
Bakura- But Yami, Why are you always so mean to me?
Yami B- Because I'm an all-powerful yami and I can do whatever I damn well please!
Bakura- But Yami!
Yami B- "But yami! But yami!" Shut up!
Bakura- 8.8
Yami B- I'm going to rob King Tut's tomb! Don't wait up!
Bakura- M-kay!
*yami B leaves*
Bakura- While he's gone, I'll just do this... *gets pink dye and dyes all Yami B's underwear pink, then pees in Yami B's bed; and finally bums all of Yami B's leather*
Yami B- *walks in* BAKURA! WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!
Bakura- Because I'm an all-powerful Hikari and I can do whatever I damn f-- kin' well please!
Yami B- O.o Oh... My... Ra...
Bakura- *crosses his arms and looks Yami B in the eye* Bring it on, f--ker!
Yami B- *totally shocked* HOLY F--KING SHIT!
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*Yami B and Bakura are on a subway*
Yami B- Hey! Look what I can do! *pulls down his pants and moons everyone on the subway*
Bakura- Yami, why did you do that?
Yami B- Because I'm an all-powerful yami and I can do whatever I damn well please!
Bakura- Why do I even bother?
------------------ Yami B- Well... That was interesting...
GF- Let me out of this closet Yami B or you'll be sorry!!!!
Yami B- Oooo... I'm shaking in my high-tops! Stay tuned, mortals!
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Yami B- Riiight... You ate and stayed on the couch!
GF- Shut up, Yami B...
Yami B- You can't tell me to shut up!
GF- Oh yeah... Why?
Yami B- Because I'm an all powerful yami and I can do whatever I damn well please!
GF- Oh geez...
Yami B- I think I'll take over from here... I could do a much better job anyway!
GF- What?!?! You can't do that! This is MY fic!!!!!
Yami B- Not anymore!!! *shoves GF in a closet* Now, I'm incharge!!! HERE WE GO!!!! -----
*Bakura and his Yami are at the mall*
Yami Bakura- *looks in a shop window* Hey, Bakura, you would look good in that!
Bakura- Yami! That's a leather dress!
Yami B- I know... *growls*
Bakura- O.o* Uhh... Yami...
Yami B- *grabs Bakura's shoulders* I LOVE YOU, AIBOU!
Bakura- *starts crying* Yami... I... I... I had no idea!
Yami B- *kisses Bakura*
Bakura- *kisses back*
Yami B- *breaks the kiss and looks at Bakura* I love you.
Bakura- I love you too.
Yami B- Let's go home.
Bakura- O-kay *they go home*
******BAKURA'S HOUSE*******
Bakura- What now Yami?
Yami B- Let's have sex!
Bakura- Ummm....ummmm...O-kay!
Yami Bakura- *picks up Bakura and carries him upstairs...*
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Yami B- Damn, Bakura! Back in Egypt we didn't have pussies like you!
Bakura- Please, don't call me that Yami. It hurts my feelings!
Yami B- Quit your crying you frickin' Nancy! ((Nancy means "queer" by the way))
Bakura- Yami!
Yami B- What!? What the f--k do you want?! I'm sick of... "But Yami, it hurts my feelings! Why are you so mean to me? It's not my fault that I'm a big-ass baby that crys everytime someone makes fun of me!" Suck it up, you little bitch!
Bakura- But Yami, Why are you always so mean to me?
Yami B- Because I'm an all-powerful yami and I can do whatever I damn well please!
Bakura- But Yami!
Yami B- "But yami! But yami!" Shut up!
Bakura- 8.8
Yami B- I'm going to rob King Tut's tomb! Don't wait up!
Bakura- M-kay!
*yami B leaves*
Bakura- While he's gone, I'll just do this... *gets pink dye and dyes all Yami B's underwear pink, then pees in Yami B's bed; and finally bums all of Yami B's leather*
Yami B- *walks in* BAKURA! WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!
Bakura- Because I'm an all-powerful Hikari and I can do whatever I damn f-- kin' well please!
Yami B- O.o Oh... My... Ra...
Bakura- *crosses his arms and looks Yami B in the eye* Bring it on, f--ker!
Yami B- *totally shocked* HOLY F--KING SHIT!
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*Yami B and Bakura are on a subway*
Yami B- Hey! Look what I can do! *pulls down his pants and moons everyone on the subway*
Bakura- Yami, why did you do that?
Yami B- Because I'm an all-powerful yami and I can do whatever I damn well please!
Bakura- Why do I even bother?
------------------ Yami B- Well... That was interesting...
GF- Let me out of this closet Yami B or you'll be sorry!!!!
Yami B- Oooo... I'm shaking in my high-tops! Stay tuned, mortals!
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