TA: open the doors, seat the gals, pull back the curtains and don't forget the popcorn!! It's time for another installation of Monty Yuugi!! Of which we own neither the Monty or the yuugi!

~Scene 4~

Nyan-Nyans: Nyan-Nyan! Nyan-Nyan! Nyan-Nyan!

Miboshi: shut up you little pigtailed people!!

Nyan-Nyans: NYAN-NYAN!!

Miboshi: SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPPSHUTUP!!!

Nyan-Nyans: *pulls out boards* *WHACK*

Miboshi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Miboshi: TEAM PSYCHO-MIDGET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!! *ding*

Byakko Seishi: ::dragging Yui by her hair:: A WIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH! A WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!

Chiriko: ^^ ::tries to send a pigeon off to fly with a coconut tied to its legs::

Byakko Seishi: ... ::wait::

Tatara: BIIIIITCH!! BIIIIITCH!!!

Chiriko: ::jotting down various things about the pigeon::

Byakko Seishi: ............ ........ CHIRIKO!

Chiriko: Oh! ^^;;; ::hurls the science journal into oblivion::

Hikitsu: Tatara, watch your language....

Tomite: Well if it's true....

Tokaki: If the shoe fits, wear it! ::subtly shoves Subaru forward with Yui:: A BIIIIIITCH!

Subaru: WHY YOU! ::whips out the Frying Pan Of Death and beats Tokaki over the head with it;:

Hikitsu: We've got a witch......er....bitch....er......darn it, Tokaki....Two witches. Can we freeze them?

Tokaki: @______@ Look at the pretty little baywatch women... hee hee....

Chiriko: ^^;; How do you know they are witch... wait a second, why isn't Soi here, too?

Soi: You're begging for an electrocution, boy

Chiriko: O.O eep! Opinion withdrawn!

Random Chiriko Fangirls: ::swarm Soi and beat her with giant Chiriko plushies::

Soi: hmph............GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *lightning bolt fries the fangirls*

Chiriko: ^.^;; Eh.... ~*ahem*~ How do you know they're witches?

Fangirls: ::shriek::

Tomite: Come on, Chiriko! Say it!! BITCH!!

Tokaki: @___@ Pretty lights...

Chiriko: ::blush:: I refuse to use such foul language!

Subaru: Come on, you know Yui's a bitch! She betrayed your Miko time and time again!

Genbu Seishi: SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT!! *chanting*

Byakko Seishi: ::also chanting:: SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!

Hatsui: YOU DIED BECAUSE OF HER!! SAY IT!!

Chiriko: ::Squeak:: I don't have to succumb to peer pressure.... I don't have to succumb to peer pressure...

All: YES YOU DO!!

Amefuri: (one of the obscure ones) SAY IT! RELEASE THE TENSION!

Chiriko: ::meep:: ::blush:: H-How do you know she's a bitch? ::blushes and turns to wash his mouth out with Dutch Boy soap::

Maze: *steals the soap*

Tomite: She looks like one!!

Yui: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! You wouldn't know beauty if it slapped you across the face!

Subaru: ::fluffs hair:: I'M beautiful. You're not, Yui. Even TOKAKI refuses to pay attention to you! ::fluff fluff preen preen::

Tokaki: ::glomps Subaru:: Hee hee...

Hikitsu: Oh...wait....we forgot her outfit.

Maze: *zaps Yui into a prostitute's outfit*

Hikitsu: That...was supposed to be a witches outfit, maze....

Maze: I like this better!

Lilly: It's more realistic for her, ne? ^_~

Yui: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, MAZE! ::shrieking::

Chiriko: ::spits out soap bubbles:: A-Ano... ^^;;;;; Bring her forward!

Maze: ^^ V Not before we get to the Castle Anthrax scene you won't

Yui: ::mumbles::

Subaru: Go Maze! ^_^

Maze: *bows and backs offstage*

Chiriko: ^^;; Bring her forward!

Hikitsu: Anyway...*drops Yui at Chiriko's feet* Here she is, Chiriko

Tokaki: Damn! ::snaps::

Yui: Oww! I have splinters in my buuuuuuttt! ;____;

Subaru: ::whacks her with a rubber frying pan:: Shaddap!

Suboshi: I'LL TAKE THEM OUT FOR YOU LADY YUI!!

Tokaki and Tatara: OH NO YOU WON'T! ::tackle Suboshi and truss him up::

Tokaki: ::shoves him into a gay strip bar::

Suboshi:........O.O ANIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAALP!

LBelleChan: Tatara: Take that... ::snigger::

Yui: I'm not a bitch! Really! I'm not!

Everyone: ::Coughing:: BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

Yui: They're biased! BELIEVE ME!

Tomite: She's dressed like one!

Yui: STEREOTYPES!!!!!!1

Chiriko: ::kicks her:: Shut up!

All: *cheer* GO CHIRIKO!!!

Chiriko: ...No, she's dressed like a whore... ::blush::

Hikitsu: can we freeze her now?!

Yui: They dressed me like this!

Chiriko: ::kicks Yui again:: There are ways of telling if she's a witch...

Hatsui: SHE KILLED YOU!! FEEL NO SHAME OF THE WORD!!! BITCH!!

Chiriko: ::blush::

Byakko Seishi: ::hissing:: The bitch... the bitch... the accursed bitch... the bitch...

Chiriko: ::blush:: There are ways of telling if she's a .... ::gulp:: bitch....

Byakko Seishi: YEY!

Yui: I'M NOT A BITCH! SOMEONE TELL ME WHY YOU PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME THAT OR I'LL WHINE, MOAN, AND COMPLAIN UNTIL YOU DO!

Hikitsu: Pure evidence there, Chiriko-san

Chiriko: Hmmm... you're right...

Yui: Hey! What happened to a fair trial using scales? ::whining::

Hotohori: ::prancing up through the village:: What's this?

Tomite: Well, we'll be freezing you, so it doesn't really matter, does it??

Chiriko: Nah, you've already waived your God-given right to bitch, moan, and complain.

Chiriko: So FREEZE AWAY!

Nuriko: it appears Chiriko has developed a tongue, your majesty

Hotohori: Impressive.

Hikitsu: YAY!!! LET'S ALL SING THE FREEZE SONG!! Freeze freeze freeze freeze freeeeeeeeze

Lilly: ^_^ Ain't he cute?

Hatsui:.......all that time in the shrine really DID snap his brain......

Tomite: Toldja

Tokaki: ::to the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries":: FREEZE THE BI-ZATCH! FREEZE THE BI-ZATCH!

Lilly: Wow. ::golf clap::

Nuriko: hotohori-samaaaa, why don't we invite him to come with us? He seems like a bright lil person

Hotohori: We could use a little brain on this trip.

Nuriko: Aside from what you have, Hotohori-sama ^^.

Hotohori: ::shouting through a megaphone:: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN MY KNIGHTS IN CAMELOT, YOUNG AND SMARTYPANTS KNIGHT!!!

Lilly: ::tightens her grip on Nuriko's shoulders:: Grr...

Chiriko: ;____; My poor ears.... ^^ Okey!

Nuriko: ^^.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; and back-pack-sama

Nuriko: Now ask him his name!!

Lilly: ^_^

Hotohori: ::screaming through the megaphone:: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!!!!

Chiriko: ::screaming right back:: BEDIVERE!!!!!!!

Tama: REOW!!!! *fur on end*

Lilly: KITTY! ::reaches for Tama-Neko::

Hotohori: ... ::glances at the megaphone and glances at Chiriko, throws the megaphone into oblivion:: Will you join me on my quest?

Chiriko: Sure ^^

FurryKnight Maze: Nuriko: Don't slice his arm off while dubbing him

Hotohori: Uh, sure. LET US GO!

Chiriko: ...Who?

Hotohori: What?

Nuriko:......lost our symbols, did we?

Lilly: WHEN? WHERE? WHICH? ORI NO CHI NO NAGARE...

Chiriko: ^^;; Yep!

Nuriko: *ahem* let's move out

Lilly: ::continues singing the first Utena duel theme very badly::

Hotohori: Nuriko, shut your bookbag up!

Nuriko: Lilly-chan, none for you tonight if you keep singing

Lilly: :P Okey, me shut up.

Nuriko: Good. You'd be hungry if we didn't give you dinner

Lilly: ..DAMN!

Nuriko: And then our ears would suffer.

Chiriko: ?___? What are you people talking about?

Lilly: ::whacks Nuriko with a frying pan::

Chiriko: O.o;; ::grabs a first aid kit;:

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~Scene 5~

Maze: NARRATION TIMEE!!!!!!

Lilly: ^^ Yay!

Maze: *ahem* Chiriko was the first to join our insane mob of seishi! Those who followed would have very famous names later in life. *Chibi hops out*

Lilly: ::squeals:: CHIBIIIIIIIIIIIIII! ::reaches into the frame of the picture to huggle Chibi::

Hotohori: ::smacks her hands:: No!

Lilly: Oww...

Maze: There was Sir Tamahome the Kinda Brave

Chibi: *holds up Tamahome's picture*

Nakago: ::in the background:: SIR TAMAHOME WAS A PUSSY! ...CAT, THAT IS! ::growling lewdly::

Maze: The drop dead gorgeous hunky and masklessbecauseiwouldntlethimhaveit sir Chichiri the Pureatleastforafewmorescenes!

Chichiri: Da?! O.#

Tamahome: Aw, damn! I want a long title like that. ;______;

Maze: *innocent grin* Sir Tasuki the not-nearly-as-brave-as-sir-Tamahome-due-to-his-fear-of-water

Chibi: *holds up picture of Tasuki running away*

Fangirls: ::chasing Tasuki:: COME BACK! WE ONLY WANT YOU TO WEAR A SPEEDO!

Lilly: The TRUE source of his fear of water.

Maze: And, of course, the aptly named sir not-appearing-in-this-film

Chibi: *holds up picture of Ashitare*

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Scene 6

Nuriko: *sweatdrop* You really DID lose your symbol....the earth isn't banana-shaped!

Chiriko: You're right... it's shaped like a can of pop!

Chichiri: *sweatdrop* ano.....no da....

Chiriko: ::superior tone:: What do YOU think it's shaped like, Sir... ....Chichiri-san?

Chichiri: I never really pondered it no da.

Nuriko:.....*sweatdrop* *blink* SANCTUARY!!

Chiriko: I bet you think it's ROUND!

Everyone: Huh?

Chichiri: ...so what if I do no da?

Tasuki: What the hell's that?

Nuriko: SANCTUARY!!

Chiriko: You're uneducated! ::symbol randomly disappears:: ...What was I talking about? ::nibbles a sassafras root::

Lilly: ^_^ CAMELOT!

Tasuki: Camelot??

Hotohori: .... Ohhhhhh! Camelot!

Tamahome: Cash hoard!!.....er...Camelot!

Hotohori: ::whacks Tamahome::

Maze: ..............CUE MUSIC!!!

Lilly: ::whips out a CD player and turns the BGM on::

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Amiboshi: We're knights of the seishi Table.

Tomo: We dance whene'er we're able.

Tomite: We protect the Shinzaho

Hikitsu: With icework impeccable.

(Amefuri: Hey! Keep the ice bias stuff out of this!!)

Suboshi: We're knights of the Seishi Table.

Amiboshi: My shows are formidable,

Hatsui: But oftenest we're given quests

Amefuri: That are quite uncompleteable.

Tomo: We're opera mad in Camelot.

(Hatsui: Well YOU are…)

Subaru: We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

Nakago: In war we're tough and able,

(ALL: AAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! MONOTOOOOONE!)

Hikitsu: Quite indefatigable.

Tomo: Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.

(Tomite: you're a strange person…..)

Tatara: It's a busy life in Camelot.

Tomo: I have to push the author a lot.

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Lilly: ::from out of nowhere:: He has to push ME sometimes... Maze has her own muses. :P

Maze: push me, get slugged.

Tasuki: O.O I'm fuckin scared now....

Lilly: ::whack:: LANGUAGE!

Nuriko: ....never mind.....no sanctuary. let's keep moving.

Hotohori: It is a silly place.

Nuriko: No worse than my traveling companions....

Everyone: Hey!