Disclaimer: Gogo no own dbz...-.-; so sad.
Author's Note: Heh, longest update in history! o.o; Maybe not but I took my time updating this huh? Bet you all wanna hit me over the head don't you? ^-^;; Well here's the next chapter anyway! Soo could I be spared for now? I mean, without me...you wouldn't get the next chapter!
Chapter Four: Obstacles Toward World Domination
Goku looked back at the mess he and Vegeta had caused in the road. "Veggie? Why do all duh beep beeps go boom?"
Vegeta stopped and looks back as well, "Cuz, them are stupid fings."
Looking back at Vegeta, Goku blinked, "Iz not nice to cawl fings stupid, Veggie."
Vegeta grunted, "Oh shut up, Kakawot. Nows come ons, we's gotta get far away befores duh big baby finds us."
Goku nodded and followed Vegeta who was heading into a forest.
After they walked for a couple of minutes, then Goku poked Vegeta on the shoulder.
Vegeta stopped and stared at him, "Whats iz it nows, Kakowot?"
Goku sat down and looks up at all the trees, then asked, "Whyz are we in here, Veggie? Iz dis going to helps us take ober duh world?"
Vegeta sat down too, his baby legs weren't use to so much walking and running ,after all, this was his first day walking. "Of couwse it does, Kakawot," he said a bit uncertain as he looked around. Honestly, Vegeta had no clue where he was going, but he didn't want Goku to know that.
Goku scratched his head, "Wells...what's duh pwan anyways, Veggie?"
Vegeta glared at Goku in annoyance, "Can you's do nuffin but ask questions?"
Goku blinked."Yes...I's can eat, and sweep, ands gurgles, and I's can make bubbles come out of my nose," he said proudly.
Vegeta inched away from Goku and then said, "Uhs...abouts duh pwan..." In an attempt to change the subject off Goku's talents, Vegeta tried to think of just how he and Goku were going to take over the world. His thoughts came up empty though, he was smart, but still had the brain capasity of any other baby his age. Looking over at Goku, Vegeta felt a rage pulse through him. Goku was the dumbest baby he had ever met, the only baby, but still the dumbest. Yet he could do everything Vegeta could do, but faster...and better. How could such a stupid baby who seemed like he didn't know anything with all his questions, possibly be able to surpass Vegeta so often?
"Veggie?" piped up Goku, interrupting the older babies thoughts.
"Whuz now, Kakawot?" Vegeta asked in an annoyed tone.
"Wells, I's wuz just finking..." At that moment, Goku's stomach gave away the rest of his question.
"Oh..." Vegeta mumbled, realizing that their attempt at eating earlier had been burnt to a crisp. At that moment though, the young Vegeta's nose picked up a scent. "Kakawot, do you's smell dat?" he asked, standing up and walking forward a bit.
Goku stood up and sniffed. He smelled it all right! Goku grabbed Vegeta's arm in excitement. "Dat's food Veggie! Wit's go and get's some!" Goku suggested, running off in the direction of the smell.
"Wait's up, Kakawot!" Vegeta called, running after his hunger-driven friend.
Krillin mumbled to himself as he walked home. Stupid Goku. Stupid Vegeta. Stupid wish. Krillin couldn't believe Gohan and Trunks thought he was a liar and to make everything worse, now those two mini saiyans were loose somewhere. He could only imagine the trouble, the destruction, those two would cause. Shaking his head, Krillin just kept walking. He was not getting myself involved with them anymore, he's not the baby sitter anyway! Let Trunks and Gohan worry about it, if they ever stop watching that Television long enough to notice...
No. Krillin wasn't going to let those two get themselves hurt. "They're my friends, well at least Goku is. I should go find them," he said out loud to himself. He then took to the air and began flying back to the city.
Vegeta and Goku ran away from another car wreck they had caused, while re-entering the city. They didn't bother to look back this time, though, they were too hungry and the food they smelled made them drool with delight. They ended up in front of some restaurant. They exchanged glances as they stood in front of the door.
"Veggie? Hows are we's gonna get ins der?" asked Goku, looking up at the high door knob.
"Same ways dat we gots into duh sleepy rooms." answered Vegeta. "I's just cwimb onto you's back awight?"
Goku gave a pouty face, "I's no wike dat, Veggie...you's heavy."
Vegeta glared at Goku, "I's not heavy! Now's get down wike a horsey."
Goku reluctantly got down on his knees next to the door, but as he did that the door swung open and threw him back next to Vegeta. The girl, looking to be about 19, who had opened the door looked down at the two babies with concern.
"Oh dear! I could have killed you!" she exclaimed running over to Goku and picking him up, cradling him.
The girl was followed out by another girl about her age and stature. A dark haired one picked up Vegeta and cooed at him. "Aaww, you two must be lost huh? Well don't worry, we'll take care of you until we find your parents," she assured him, hugging Vegeta close.
Vegeta gave a 'we's gotta gets outta here' look at Goku, but he had already fallen asleep in the blonde's arms. Vegeta then realized he too was tired and drifted off into a deep sleep.
Not too far from them, Krillin was flying around. Where could they be? Krillin hadn't seen much of anything disastrous except for some minor road accidents that were pretty common to begin with anyway. Then, he saw them. Below him, there were two young women, carrying Vegeta and Goku. "Oh no...I better get those two," he said as he landed a quarter mile behind them. He then ran up to the blonde and cleared his throat. Both women stopped and turned around, looking at him.
"Can I help you?" asked the blonde.
"Uh yes, you see...those two babies you have are mine," Krillin explained.
"Really?" asked the blonde, sounding kind of disappointed.
"Don't listen to him, Casey." said the brunette, clutching Vegeta close to her breast. "That guy is probably trying to kidnap these kids for ransom or something. I mean, they look nothing like him! Look at all the hair these two have."
Krillin subconsciously touched his head and rubbed it. "Yeah well, they get that from their mother," he lied.
Casey looked back over at her friend, "What do you think, Kelly?"
Kelly glared down and Krillin, "Fine, he can have them. But only if he proves that they are his."
Krillin looked at the brunette, "Prove it?"
"Yes, prove it." Kelly then looked down Vegeta's diaper and smiled, returning her glare at Krillin. "This little one has a birthmark on his right butt cheek, what does it look like?"
Krillin's eyes widened. He had never looked at Vegeta's butt before! How was he suppose to answer that!? Krillin thought frantically and then guessed, "It looks like a banana?"
"Wrong," she said with a smirk. "He doesn't even have a birthmark there. Come one, Casey, let's leave this low life and get these two angels home."
Krillin watched their retreated backs and then thought to himself. Low life!? Angels?? How could she call those two angels!? She obviously hasn't met the awake version of Vegeta. Once they were far enough ahead though, Krillin took to the air and followed them back to their apartment.
Vegeta rubbed his eyes and looked around. He was in a queen sized bed in some pink room that smelled like flowers. Vegeta rubbed his nose, irritated by the smell. Looking to his right, he found out he wasn't alone in the bed. Goku was all cuddled up in the blanket, thumb securely placed between his lips.
"Whut a baby..." muttered Vegeta, laying his hands on Goku's back. He then shook the younger baby trying to wake him up. To his vexation though, Goku didn't even wince. Vegeta sighed and laid back on the bed. It had been a long day, but it was only one'o'clock in the afternoon. Vegeta vowed that before the day was through, he would be ruler of this world of idiots.
"Veggie...?" grumbled Goku, rolling onto his side. "Did you's want sumfing?" He asked with a yawn.
Vegeta turned his head and looked at Goku, "No, but's I's fink we should gets outta here. Before dose lumpy ladies comes back."
Goku blinked and smiled, "Dose were soft lumpies, wike piwwows."
Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Goku, "I no cares about dat, Kakawot. We's gotta get out of here's and take overs duh world, wemember!?"
Goku sat up and nodded, "Yes, Veggie."
Vegeta grinned, "Okays den, first we gotta g-" He was then interrupted by the bedroom door swinging open.
"Oh my gosh!" squealed Casey. "Come in here quick, Kelly! The babies are awake!"
Vegeta and Goku both sweatdropped and looked at each other. These two were obviously going to be a challenge to get past.
Krillin floated outside the window, thinking of a way to get Goku and Vegeta. He could wait till night time and sneak in while they were sleeping but ChiChi and Bulma would only be gone for another six hours and there was no way these girls went to bed at seven.
"Come on Krillin, you're a smart guy. Think!" he urged himself. He looked below him and saw a pizza truck. Krillin grinned ear to ear, "Krillin, you're a genious!" He praised as he flew down to the truck.
He landed next to it and looked inside. There was plenty of Pizza, but no outfits.
"Excuse me, sir. But could you step away from my truck?" asked a teenage boy.
Krillin turned around and looked at the boy, then at his outfit. He looked at him for a while, making the boy a little uncomfortable and then said, "Hey kid, lets make a deal."
"What kind of deal?" asked the boy, wondering if Krillin was some mobster with a gun or something.
"Well, if you give me your outfit and a pizza, then I'll...I'll," Krillin turned away from the delivery boy and thought. Reaching into his pocket, Krillin pulled out a couple of paper clips, some pennies, a yo-yo, two movies stubs, and a peice of licorice. He turned around and held out his bounty, "Heh, what do you say buddy?"
The boy narrowed his eyebrows, "You have got to be kidding me.."
Krillin frowned and shook his head, "I didn't want to have to do this..." Krillin grabbed the boy by the shirt collar and dragged his into the truck, then quickly slammed the door shut.
"Veggie...why's are we's nudey again?" asked Goku, looking at Vegeta.
Vegeta popped a soap bubble that was on his nose and answered, "Because, Kakawot, dose ladies wants to give us a baf, ands you can't wears cwothes in a baf."
"Ooh." responded Goku.
"My gosh, you two simply are the most adorable little babies I have ever seen," cooed Casey as she entered the room with a box. She then opened the box and pulled out some bath toys. "Here you two are, now you can have some fun in here. Here's some boats, and rubber ducks, and little toy people, an-"
*Ding Dong*
Casey stopped emptying the box and stood up, "You two be good while I answer the door, all right?"
Both children exchanged glances as Casey left the room, then Vegeta immediately grabbed the biggest boat, at the same time, Goku also grabbed the boat.
Vegeta growled, "Let go, Kakawot!"
Goku whined and pulled, "I's want to pway wif it, Veggie!"
Vegeta tugged harder, "I's sawed it first!"
Krillin tugged the hat down so the girls couldn't see his face when they opened the door, then shifted the pizza onto his other hand as he waited.
"Coming!" called Casey, heading for the door. A moment later, the door opened and the blonde stood in front of Krillin looking a little confused. "We didn't order a pizza...did we?"
Krillin noticed that the brunette wasn't home and grinned at his luck. "Uh yes, but the woman who made the order had a much, crankier voice then you."
"Oh! Kelly ordered the pizza? Okay, come in and I'll get you some money. How much?" she asked, escorting him into her kitchen.
"$6.50," Krillin said, making up a number.
"All right, wait right here," she said as she headed to her bedroom for her purse.
Once she was gone Krillin scanned the kitchen, then shifted himself into the living room. Come on, where are they? This place isn't that big.
"KAKAWOT! YOU'S BETTER GIVE ME DAT BOAT OR I'S WILL SQUIRT YOU IN THE EYE!" Krillin heard Vegeta threaten from the bathroom.
Krillin grinned and began walking toward the bathroom, when the front door opened again and Kelly walked in. "I have the groceries for din-...who are you?" she asked, looking him over. She put down the bag of groceries by the sink and Casey came running in.
"Oh it's okay, that's just the delivery boy who brought the pizza you ordered. I was just about to pay him," she said cheerfully.
"I didn't order any pizza." Kelly stated bluntly.
Krillin sweatdropped and gave a goofy grin. "Heh, must have got the wrong address then."
Kelly gave him a skeptical look and then said, "Do I know you from somewhere?"
Krillin lowered his hat some more. "No ma' am..."
Vegeta let go of the boat suddenly and sent Goku falling back into the water.
"Owies! Whys you did dat Veggie?" Goku complained, rubbing his backside.
"Ssshhh, do you's hear dat Kakawot?" he asked Goku.
Goku listened and his eyes widened, "Hey, dat sounds wike duh big baby!"
"I's know, I fink he found us...we should gets out of here."
"But hows, Veggie?" Goku asked as he watched Vegeta climb out of the tub. "Well's first we gots to get our cwothes on, den...we's need a weapon." Vegeta looked around and his eyes landed on the rubber duckys. "Thems!" He said pointing, "We's can shoots them in duh eyes wif dose ducks!"
"OoooOoo, good idea, Veggie." commented Goku, crawling out of the tub and grabbing for his clothes.
"Now hurrys up, befores he finds us," Vegeta urged.
"SO IT'S YOU AGAIN!" cried Kelly, after pulling off Krillin's hat.
"Please, miss, really those two are mine!" Krillin defended himself.
"IF THEY WERE YOURS THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE TRYING TO STEAL THEM! I'M NOT STUPID!" she screamed at him, whacking him over and over again with his hat.
Krillin groaned, "But I'm telling you the truth!"
As they argued, two smaller figures entered the room.
"Oh gosh!" exclaimed Casey when she saw them. "Look Kelly! Those two can walk already!"
Both Kelly and Krillin turned around to see Vegeta and Goku come running at them.
Vegeta quickly squirted Krillin in the eye with the soapy water contained in the rubber ducky while Goku got Kelly, they then ran for the open door. Kelly rubbed her soapy eyes and cried, "Casey! Don't let them get lost! Go after them!"
"Okay," said Casey running out the door.
Krillin also rubbed his eyes and a few minutes later, had regained his sight. Casey re-entered the room as Kelly too, regained her eyesight.
"They got away, I can't find them anywhere," she said morosely.
Kelly growled and grabbed Krillin by the shirt collar, "Look what you did! Thanks to you those two sweet little children could get killed, probably hit by a car!"
Krillin laughed at that comment, "I'd be more worried about the car and it's driver then those two!"
Kelly's eyebrow began to twitch, "You sick bastard!" She then threw him out the door and slammed it in his face.
Krillin blinked and stood up. Well that went well...but now he had to find Vegeta and Goku again. As he left the building he looked around, Krillin didn't see any sign of them. "Where could those two have gone off to now?" he wondered.
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Author's Note: Okay, so what do you think? It all kinda came out at once in this chapter, I didn't really have a plan before hand like I did with the other chapters. So if it wasn't that good I'm sorry! But the next one will be better! And funnier! I promise! Anyway, even though I probably don't deserve it, REVIEW! ^-^