A/N: Hello, everyone, and a good day to you! I'm here dancing to the Gerudo Valley song. It's soooooo good!! Anyways, Malink people, you're going to like this chapter...hehehehe. To Zelink shippies...I'm such a traitor...but you will like this anyhow ^^ So enjoy and review!! Also, I had this Beta-Read by Winter Daze.

Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda! For goodness sakes don't you know this already, people?! If you don't, are you a person with a REALLY REALLY BIG AFRO?! If you like afros...don't EVER cross my path. (or kiss that afro goodbye ]=]) UGH!

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"GET OFF ME, YOU PERVERT!"AP shouted while slapping Link. We know he would never do that, but to the STUPID author...it was a perverted move. But the other STUPID PERSON DIDN'T WAKE UP!!

"PERVERT!! GET OFF, YOU STINKIN PERVERT!"she shouted to the idiotic person. THEN she realized who it was. "Oh it's Link. That makes it even worse, YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"a combination of voices reigned from above.

AP looked up to see Ruto and Malon laughing uncontrollably, and Zelda crying on the ground.

"HE'S UNCONSCIOUS, IDIOT!!!"Ruto said partly laughing.

AP got VERY mad, and Ruto fell from above, and broke some bones. Becoming unconscious in the process.

Zelda stopped crying long enough for her to say,"YOU MESSED UP MY WHOLE DAY! I ******* and ****** and ****** and ******* and ******** and really ***** off at you!!!"

AP GOT VERY MAD AND MADE HER FALL DOWN!! She broke tons of bones got LOTS OF bruises and became unconscious.

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Link stroked his head. It hurt like ****. He couldn't remember who he was or where he was. Just at that moment Malon came in to check on Link. Malon was ready to kill. *A/N: Heheheheheheheheh.....* She seemed to be the source of the light. Then she tripped on the food cart and came crashing down on Link! *A/N: MISS CONGENIALITY! *

"HELP!!! Woman are falling on me!!!"Link shouted.

"NO!! WE'RE MEAN!! WE WON'T HELP YOU!! MWA HAHAHAHAH!!"an evil mysterious voice says.

"SHUT UP NABOORU AND GANONDORK!"Malon shouted...or you can say she screamed.

"THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS US?!?!?!"

"Lucky guess."She replied.

Link moved closer to the wall of his bed when Malon moved closer to him.

"MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT MY MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" He CRIED!! *A/N: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHHAHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh sorry but can you see it?? The hero of time crying for his MOMMMMYYY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Malon looked at him and said, "SHUT UP YOU INFERIOR LITTLE PIG!!!!!!!! *smack smackity smack smack*

"HELP, MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMYYY!!! SHEEEEE'SSSSSSSSS BEATING UP ON MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"SHUT UP YOU BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOMMAAA'S BOY!!!!!!!!!" Malon shrieked at him.

"Okay." he said shyly.

"Link do you REMEMBER WHERE ZELDA IS?" she questioned.

"Who's Zelda? No, Mel--wait--Pel.....no...umm well what ever her name is???????"He questioned back.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW ZELDA?!?!?!?!?" she questioned again.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO! LIKE I SAID! ARE YOU DEAF OR SOMETHING?????" Link asked.

"I AM NOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed.

"Mommy!!"

"*evil word*!!!" Malon shrieked.

"What's the *evil word* stand for????" Link asked.

"LIKE, HAVE YOU GOTTEN AMNESIA OR SOMETHING?!?!?!?!?!" Malon asked and screamed.

"What did you say" Link asked.

"YOU IDIOT, STU-" She stopped when she saw Link's chart that said in big capital letters "AMNESIA". Malon laughed. But then thought, Zelda's going to kill me if I-- She couldn't finish, for Zelda came in.

"Ummmm..........Hi......umm........Zelda?? I was just umm here to......umm???"Malon looked down at her feet feeling a little ashamed.

"Hello, how are you doing?" Zelda asked.

"Well I was doin-" Malon began to say but didn't finish.

"Hello, how you doing?" Zelda asked again.

"WHAT IS THIS MAKE MALON CONFUSED DAY!!!!!! HUH!?! HUH!?! OR ARE YOU A CHICKEN?! WHY I OUGHTTA-"Malon stopped for she JUST NOW NOTICED THAT on the floor was Links chart. It said "Contemporary Amnesia". Malon snickered then thought "Zelda Hmmm that's a problem." THEN SHE NOTICED that Zelda had her chart in her hand. Malon grabbed it. It too said "Contemporary Amnesia". She jumped up and down this was like a dream come true.

Malon looked at Link and said, "Sorry, honey, that I was mean to you before but can I make it up by giving you ice cream down at the cafeteria? All you got to say is that you're my boyfriend."

Link THEN said, "Okay, I'm your boyfriend so lets go get ice cream!!!"

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A/N: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'm soooo evil this is better than the last chapter. NOW NO ONE WILL KNOW MY EVIL PLAN MUHAHAHAHA!!!

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