The tall man, dressed in a brown cloak and extremely long hat,
stepped in and smacked his head off the top of the hall.
Everyone burst out laughing, and Mike and Jason did their obvious gesture. They pointed and laughed as Mike yelled, "It's funny cuse he's tall and dumb!"
Gandalf just rubbed his head and started to speak.
"Damn Bilbo, when did your house shrink?"
Meg was laughing her ass off as everyone else started to come around to what she was laughing at. Gandalf's hat was smoking and as he reset it the group from Regular Earth saw a glimpse of what was smoking.
Gandalf was concealing a bong under his hat. Meg fell over pointing and laughing at the giant pothead.
"Ok, why Bilbo who are these people?" Gandalf said puzzled as he saw the weird clothes worn by the teens.
"Ah, these are travelers from an alternate universe."
"WE ARE DREAMING!" Mike screamed at the top of his lungs.
Jason smacked Mike upside the head again, angry that he was yelling again.
"Do that again and I will cut out your intestines!" Mike idly threatened.
"You even try and I'll sick Paco on you!" Jason countered.
Mike shut up as he knew of Jason's invisible knife-weilding monkey named Paco. In fact, they all knew of Paco, but Lisa was the only one who did not believe he existed.
The story continued as Bilbo left, Jason had pocketed the ring in an effort to sneak in on Lindsay, but gave it back as he realized he didn't need to be invisible to see her naked.
As Frodo ran in, Meg immediately started to pick on him. She smacked him, kicked him, and ridiculed his obvious shortness and geekiness.
"I also know about the Samwise thing." She whispered to Frodo as the little midget's eyes widened and his face turned a pale white.
Jason, who was the only one who heard it besides the two, pointed and laughed.
Later on
They all decided to go off, including Samwise and Frodo, to meet Gandalf later on. As they walked on Jason was playing with his sword, Lisa was admiring the flowers, Mike was hitting on Meg, Meg was admiring how Frodo and Samwise held hands as they walked, and Lindsay was attached to Jason's arm as always.
Then two more midgets burst into the scene.
Jason and Mike, who were closest to them, caught them before they knocked everyone down and threw them into the trees.
"Wait! They are my relatives!" Frodo shrieked, letting Samwise's hand fall from his own.
"We know. That's why we did it." Mike and Jason said together laughing at the vertically challenged freaks.
The two hobbits, Merry and Pippen, where running from the field where they had stolen food. Jason scared him off by threatening to sick his monkey Paco on him.
"Bloody hell, I thought our pheasant was torched." Merry said being smacked upside the head by Lindsay.
"TALK NORMAL!" She screamed at the idiotic retard.
"I love when she's hurting people." Jason cooed daydreaming.
No one asked.
"So where are we going?" Pippen asked.
"To meet Gandalf at the inn." Frodo said taking Samwise's hand.
"And then we will go to Elrond's digs, then to the mountain, then to.." Lisa started to say as Meg yelled at her.
"Don't tell them that!"
"Why not?"
"Cuse then the story is ruined."
"So?" Jason said.
"Never mind." Meg said shaking her head.
Now as they walked on the 5 teens from Real Earth knew that the ring wraiths were due any minute. The only people actually wanting them to come were Jason, Mike, and Lindsay.
Jason and Mike because they wanted to beat the shit outta them, and Lindsay because she wanted to watch Jason get all sweaty and hot kicking some ass.
Again no one asked.
Then all of a sudden a sound that could only be that of the ring wraiths was heard coming.
"YEA! Time to open up some whoop ass!" Jason and Mike yelled drawing their swords.
The others sat back, except for the hobbits who hid, and watched as Jason and Mike waited for the ass mongers.
"Now I'll kill the horse, and you take out the asswipe," Mike said, not wanting to die.
"K!" Jason said being a total sucker for action.
The wraiths came. Four of them. And Jason and Mike beat the living hell out of them. They were laughing as they watched the fags run away scared as Jason was tackled and knocked to the ground.
Lindsay had tackled him and was now hugging him tight. Everyone left them alone for a couple minutes.
"Now. On to the inn." Jason said coming back from the brief interlude with Lindsay.
His shirt was on backwards.
In the Inn
"So we get ours asses drunk, make fun of the midgets some more, and then Strider or should I say Aragorn comes to us?" Meg said drinking yet another mug of beer.
"Yep." Mike said sitting next to her. They were flirting back and forth. Being drunk they would not remember a thing.
"Where are Lindsay and Jason?" Lisa asked, immediately shutting herself up before the answer came.
"Yea I know a Frodo Baggins. That's Frodo over there. He's my cousin!" Pippen said.
Frodo ran over and tripped letting the ring fall on his finger and dissapear. Seeing this Lisa, Mike, and Meg ran upstairs to the room Strider would take Frodo.
They walked in on Lindsay and Jason in the bed.
After a minute to let them get dressed again, Jason was wearing his pants on backwards this time, they waited for Strider to walk in with Frodo.
Then he did.
"What are you doing in my room?" Strider said pissed.
"Aragorn can it, now give us Frodo so we can all go to Elrond's pad and join the Fellowship of the Ring." Jason said royally pissed that he was interrupted.
"How did you know I was..." He started.
"LOOK! We know everything ok? Just drop the midget and let's GO!" Meg yelled.
So they all picked up their weapons and provisions, and walked outside towards the forest of Elrond.
Meg was laughing her ass off. She had found an item that proved Gandalf was there.
A bong big enough to fit under a hat. A wizard's hat.
Note From ShadowWolfX: Now I say it before and I will say it again. Gandlalf is a pothead, Frodo and Sam are gay, Pippen and Merry are bad rip offs of that bitch from The Weakest Link, and Strider/Aragorn is the biggest loser I have ever seen. I like this chapter cuse I get some TWICE! Won't be the last time! Jason
Everyone burst out laughing, and Mike and Jason did their obvious gesture. They pointed and laughed as Mike yelled, "It's funny cuse he's tall and dumb!"
Gandalf just rubbed his head and started to speak.
"Damn Bilbo, when did your house shrink?"
Meg was laughing her ass off as everyone else started to come around to what she was laughing at. Gandalf's hat was smoking and as he reset it the group from Regular Earth saw a glimpse of what was smoking.
Gandalf was concealing a bong under his hat. Meg fell over pointing and laughing at the giant pothead.
"Ok, why Bilbo who are these people?" Gandalf said puzzled as he saw the weird clothes worn by the teens.
"Ah, these are travelers from an alternate universe."
"WE ARE DREAMING!" Mike screamed at the top of his lungs.
Jason smacked Mike upside the head again, angry that he was yelling again.
"Do that again and I will cut out your intestines!" Mike idly threatened.
"You even try and I'll sick Paco on you!" Jason countered.
Mike shut up as he knew of Jason's invisible knife-weilding monkey named Paco. In fact, they all knew of Paco, but Lisa was the only one who did not believe he existed.
The story continued as Bilbo left, Jason had pocketed the ring in an effort to sneak in on Lindsay, but gave it back as he realized he didn't need to be invisible to see her naked.
As Frodo ran in, Meg immediately started to pick on him. She smacked him, kicked him, and ridiculed his obvious shortness and geekiness.
"I also know about the Samwise thing." She whispered to Frodo as the little midget's eyes widened and his face turned a pale white.
Jason, who was the only one who heard it besides the two, pointed and laughed.
Later on
They all decided to go off, including Samwise and Frodo, to meet Gandalf later on. As they walked on Jason was playing with his sword, Lisa was admiring the flowers, Mike was hitting on Meg, Meg was admiring how Frodo and Samwise held hands as they walked, and Lindsay was attached to Jason's arm as always.
Then two more midgets burst into the scene.
Jason and Mike, who were closest to them, caught them before they knocked everyone down and threw them into the trees.
"Wait! They are my relatives!" Frodo shrieked, letting Samwise's hand fall from his own.
"We know. That's why we did it." Mike and Jason said together laughing at the vertically challenged freaks.
The two hobbits, Merry and Pippen, where running from the field where they had stolen food. Jason scared him off by threatening to sick his monkey Paco on him.
"Bloody hell, I thought our pheasant was torched." Merry said being smacked upside the head by Lindsay.
"TALK NORMAL!" She screamed at the idiotic retard.
"I love when she's hurting people." Jason cooed daydreaming.
No one asked.
"So where are we going?" Pippen asked.
"To meet Gandalf at the inn." Frodo said taking Samwise's hand.
"And then we will go to Elrond's digs, then to the mountain, then to.." Lisa started to say as Meg yelled at her.
"Don't tell them that!"
"Why not?"
"Cuse then the story is ruined."
"So?" Jason said.
"Never mind." Meg said shaking her head.
Now as they walked on the 5 teens from Real Earth knew that the ring wraiths were due any minute. The only people actually wanting them to come were Jason, Mike, and Lindsay.
Jason and Mike because they wanted to beat the shit outta them, and Lindsay because she wanted to watch Jason get all sweaty and hot kicking some ass.
Again no one asked.
Then all of a sudden a sound that could only be that of the ring wraiths was heard coming.
"YEA! Time to open up some whoop ass!" Jason and Mike yelled drawing their swords.
The others sat back, except for the hobbits who hid, and watched as Jason and Mike waited for the ass mongers.
"Now I'll kill the horse, and you take out the asswipe," Mike said, not wanting to die.
"K!" Jason said being a total sucker for action.
The wraiths came. Four of them. And Jason and Mike beat the living hell out of them. They were laughing as they watched the fags run away scared as Jason was tackled and knocked to the ground.
Lindsay had tackled him and was now hugging him tight. Everyone left them alone for a couple minutes.
"Now. On to the inn." Jason said coming back from the brief interlude with Lindsay.
His shirt was on backwards.
In the Inn
"So we get ours asses drunk, make fun of the midgets some more, and then Strider or should I say Aragorn comes to us?" Meg said drinking yet another mug of beer.
"Yep." Mike said sitting next to her. They were flirting back and forth. Being drunk they would not remember a thing.
"Where are Lindsay and Jason?" Lisa asked, immediately shutting herself up before the answer came.
"Yea I know a Frodo Baggins. That's Frodo over there. He's my cousin!" Pippen said.
Frodo ran over and tripped letting the ring fall on his finger and dissapear. Seeing this Lisa, Mike, and Meg ran upstairs to the room Strider would take Frodo.
They walked in on Lindsay and Jason in the bed.
After a minute to let them get dressed again, Jason was wearing his pants on backwards this time, they waited for Strider to walk in with Frodo.
Then he did.
"What are you doing in my room?" Strider said pissed.
"Aragorn can it, now give us Frodo so we can all go to Elrond's pad and join the Fellowship of the Ring." Jason said royally pissed that he was interrupted.
"How did you know I was..." He started.
"LOOK! We know everything ok? Just drop the midget and let's GO!" Meg yelled.
So they all picked up their weapons and provisions, and walked outside towards the forest of Elrond.
Meg was laughing her ass off. She had found an item that proved Gandalf was there.
A bong big enough to fit under a hat. A wizard's hat.
Note From ShadowWolfX: Now I say it before and I will say it again. Gandlalf is a pothead, Frodo and Sam are gay, Pippen and Merry are bad rip offs of that bitch from The Weakest Link, and Strider/Aragorn is the biggest loser I have ever seen. I like this chapter cuse I get some TWICE! Won't be the last time! Jason