Tekken

Ogre and his Stinky Story

By TheOne

Ogre: I haven't told a good story in like so long.

Paul: Maybe you should still keep that going by not telling us the story.

Ogre: Huh? I don't understand.

Paul: I mean-

Ogre: Well like I was saying. Sit down little children, my story is pretty long. I was

walking down the streets of Japan, and they all like go freak on me. They want my

autograph. What is up with that? There like " Oh look! It's Ogre from Tekken Tag and

Tekken 4 and Tekken 3. And Barney!

Paul: Barney?

Ogre: I had to sub for- never mind. So anyways, I roared at them people but they kept

asking for autographs. A girl said to sign her belly!! Ewwww!!!

Paul: That's cuz you're a celebrity.

Ogre: Whu? I don't understand what you mean!

Paul: A celebrity is a person who-

Ogre: Like I was saying before I was devilishly interfered.

Paul rolls his eyes..

Ogre notices and burns Paul..

Ogre: Anyone who doesn't listen to my story will be burned to heck! Oh wait that is the

end. Crap! That always happens!

Jin: What happens?

Ogre: Shut up.

Jin: But you said-

Jin gets scratched by Ogre…

Jin: Hey that hurt!! And please don't hit me in my private spot again. This girly sensation

goes down my spine every time you do that.

Ogre: …………

Hwoarang: Am I the only one who is not gay?

Hwoarang sees that Paul is staring at him.. And he scoots away.

Paul: Come on Hwoarang. This works for both of us!

Hwoarang: I can't take this anymore!!! I'm going to Korea for the military.

Hwoarang runs farther than he had ever done before.

Paul: Ha tricked him! Finally. I hate him, I only did what I needed to do to get him away.

Bryan: So your not you know.

Paul stares at Bryan..

Paul: Who said I wasn't? Anyways, guys what do you want to do?

Anna: Go to the hospital.

Paul: What's wrong?

Anna: Tooo much.. Oil.

Paul: I see. But I don't feel like it.

Nina: Me neither.

Jun runs in the room..

Jun: Ling's Dead!! She's killed herself with a deadly "Storming Flower!"

Jin: NOOOOO!!! I LOVED HER SO!!!

Everybody stares at Jin..

Jin: I just wanted to spice this fanfic that's all.

Nina: Uh huh.

Anna: Ughh..

Jin: Why did she kill herself anyways?

Lei: Who knows?

Jin: Hey where were you? You weren't at the restaurant.

Lei: Oh, I was just helping a drug lord import illegal weapons.

Jin: ….. Umm but you're a cop.

Lei: Yeah, so?

Jin: Well your supposed to stop people who do those stuff.

Lei: What stuff?

Jin: Import those stuff.

Lei: Import what stuff.

Jin: Illegal Weapons.

Lei: What about them?

Jin: you import them. Your not supposed to.

Lei: And why not?

Jin: Because you're a C-O-P.

Lei: Who is?

Jin: YOU…

Lei: oh! YOU. I didn't know that you were a cop Jin.

Jin: I'm not a cop you idiot. I'm asking why you are importing illegal weapons when

you're a cop.

Lei: I'm a cop?

Jin: Yes.

Lei: Why?

Jin: Well I DON"T KNOW!!!!

Lei: And why is that?

Jin: umm cuz I don't live your life.

Lei: You won a million dollars!!!

Jin: I did?

Lei: Did what? Why are you making this so hard?

Jin: Your making it hard. Geez. I'm telling my mom that your teasing me. And messing

with my brain.

Lei: Why?

Jin: because.. Wait not this again. MOMMY!! WAAAAAAA!!

Jin runs. Lei scratches his head with a " What the heck happened here" look.

Lei: Jin is one confusing boy. You answer one of his question and he goes berserk on

you.

Jun: LEI!!!!

Lei: Yes mam?

Jun: Are you making Jin confused?

Lei: No! I think your babying makes him a sissy.

Jun: Do you think? Maybe I have. Jin?

Jin: Yes mum?

Jun: I'm dying tomorrow, it says in my planner. So you better be a big boy after

tomorrow. But since I'm still here, let's give you a sponge bath.

Jin: Oh goody mum!!!

Lei: Oh my god…

Lee: Dad! Tomorrow's Father's Day!!!

Heihachi: Your not ma son anymore. You plain suck!

Lee: Butt Butt Butt.

Heihachi: Stop saying that word!

Lee: What word?

Heihachi: Butt!

Lee: Oooooo Daddy said a gross word. I wish I had a mom to tell on you.

Heihachi: And I'm glad that you don't have a mom.

Lee: Aww Dad. How kind of you.

Heihachi: yeah.

Heihachi get his phone out.

Heihachi: Get the space shuttle ready. I want to throw Lee into space.

*Someone taps on Heihachi's shoulder. Heihachi turns around.

Heihachi: what the. Ling! Your alive!!! I thought you were dead!

Ling: Where's my Xiaoyu land?

Heihachi: Umm it's in a volcano.

Ling: I didn't want it there! But it's okay, I'll just go in one and try to find one.

Heihachi: The fool.

Ling: What was that Achi?

Heihachi: Whos Achi?

Ling: It's your name for short.

Heihachi: Now you can kick my @$$ or starve me to death but don't mess with the name

Heihachi Mishima.

Ling: But your name sounds like HEY Achi! So I think your real name is Achi.

Heihachi: Why you, little!!!!

POUND!POUND!POUND!

Scrub Scrub!

Jin: Mommy, can you scrub that part?

Jun: Of course.

Scrub! Scrub!

Paul: So Nina what are you going to do to Anna?

Nina: Well I'm going to leave her here duh.

Paul: Why do you always say DuH! It makes me feel dumb.

Nina: Well maybe cuz you are dumb! DuH!

Paul: There you go again with that duh thing.

Nina: Duh!

Paul: I'm going (sniff) out (sniff) outside!

Paul runs outside while wiping his tears…

Well that is the end of this story!! Tune in next time. Read and Review!!