Tekken
Chapter 3
On the Train
By TheOne
After being followed by Ogre, cuz he wanted to tell his bedtime stories, the Tekken Crew decide to embark on a glorious journey full of mysterious.. Never mind. There just trying to get away from Ogre.
Jin: Mom. If we're trying to get away from Ogre, you won't die right?
Jun: Oh your so smart. And if I don't die, that means..
Jin: More sponge bathes!
Jun: yes my boy!! More sponge bathes!!
Hwoarang: I'm so glad I don't have a family like that.
Baek: You have a family?
Hwoarang: Wuh? Master Baek!! I thought you were killed by Ogre.
Baek: actually, he really just told me a story. But the story was so boring I had to go on
vacation.
Jun comes over.
Jun: Baek! Sorry we couldn't meet each other yesterday. Ogre was too busy telling us the
story that I forgot to go meet you at the hill to get killed together.
Baek: It's okay honey bun.
Kazuya: What'd you say?
Baek: Umm well ya see Kazuya. Jun and I had a date to get killed by Ogre yesterday
night. But she couldn't make it.
Kazuya: What???
Hwoarang: Good move.
Jin stares at Hwoarang.
Jin: I bet three thousand dollars that Kazuya can earn My mommy's heart better than
Baek can!
Hwoarang: No way!! Baek would totally win that bet.
Jin: Like Wrong!!!!!
Hwoarang: Like Right!
Paul: Wait!!!!!!! Let's settle it this way! Kazuya have a whole day with Jun. Then Baek
spend the day with Jun. Let's see who likes who better.
Hwoarang: That's sounds okay.
Ogre: Who wants to hear a bedtime story?
Hwoarang: Not us. What da heck! Ogre how'd you find us?
Ogre: Well somebody left a trail of gasoline.
Everybody stares at Bryan.
Bryan: What?
Nina: Shame on you.
Anna: I need a doctor. Blarghhhhhhhhh!!!
Nina: You barfed on my tight outfit!!
Nina pulls Anna's hair, only to find out that it was a wig.
Anna: Nina no!!! No ones supposed to know about that!!!
Nina: Wow your head is sure shiny. Did ya wax it?
Anna: Why you! Why don't I show them what your secret is.
Anna pulls up Nina's pants.
Paul: Looks like a gorilla.
Bryan: you don't shave your legs? I do at least two times a week!!!
Everybody stares at Bryan.
Bryan: What?
Nina: I hate you!!
Anna: I hate you too!
Nina stares at Anna.
Nina: At least put your wig back on.
Anna: At least ummm you know. Umm Cover those filthy legs.
Nina: I hate you!
Anna: I hate you too.
Paul: how do you live with each other if you fight like that?
Nina: We occasionally beat each other up till we feel pretty good about ourselves.
Paul: I see.
Ogre: Heelo?? Anyone want to hear my story?
The Tekken Crew jump off the train and into the river.
Ogre: I feel so lonely. I'll ask Barney to have a drink with me.
In the River…
Hwoarang: Help I can't swim.
Jin: Cool.
Baek: Cool.
Kazuya: Cool.
Lei: Cool.
Paul: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Paul tries to help Hwoarang but Hwoarang punches him away. And he drowns…
Jin: Beating him up doesn't kill him but a river can? Cool.
Lei: I could arrest Hwoarang for assaulting Paul. But he's dead anyways.
Lee: Hey Anna.
Anna: What?
Lee: Your wig is falling off.
Anna: Grrrrr.
Heihachi: Im here.
Law: We know.
Ling: Hey Achi!!!
Heihachi: Just say it the right way.
Ling: But it sounds the same.
Heihachi: Just say the name as it were.
Ling: But I like Achi better.
Kazuya: Me too.
Jin: Definitely.
Paul: I'm in love.
Bryan: Me too.
Everybody stares at Bryan.
Bryan: What?
The Tekken crew gets out of the river.
Jin: So dad are you going to do that one day with my mom thing a ma bobber?
Kazuya: What Sling my mom and clobber?
Jin: You know. Who get's Jun.
Jun: Sweetie, say mom. It's sounds better.
Jin: Alright Mommy.
Kazuya: I guess right now.
Baek: Yes I can do it right now.
Two days later..
Jin: I think I'm going to be sick.
Jun: yeah. And jealous.
Nina: I can't believe that Baek and Kazuya like each other better than Jun.
Jin: Ugh.
Lei: Hey Hwoarang is back!!
Hwoarang: So who won. My master or your daddy poo?
Jin: Neither.
Hwoarang: So I get the three thousand dollars? Yes!!!!!
Jin: NO. I said neither of them won.
Hwoarang: I know. SO I get the money?
Jin: Man you don't get it. NEITHER ONE OF THEM WON.
Hwoarang: Like how?
Jin: Cuz They like each other better than Jun.
Jun: Say mom, sweetie.
Jin rolls his eyes.
Jun: I saw that young man. Don't roll your eyes at me. No more sponge bathes from now
on.
Jin: But mommmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun: Oh, alright.
Jin runs to his mom.
Hwoarang: Jin! I want my three thousand dollars.
Jin: NEITHER ONE OF US WON!!! MAN!!!
Jun: Be nice Hwoarang.
Hwoarang rolls his eyes.
Jun: I saw that! No more sponge bathes for you either!
Hwoarang: But Jin's Mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Jun: Oh alright you two. I'll do you both today.
Nina: Ugh.
Anna: I feel sick again.
Bryan I wish I were one of those two.
Everybody stares at Bryan.
Bryan: What?
So the Third chapter ends leaving you to think twice about the characters. Read and Review each chapter plz.