Tekken Fanfic

By TheOne

Chapter 4

(I dunno why I have chapters. This story has no point except the conversations. Enjoy and Read and Review the chapters plz)

Hwoarang: Man that felt good. Your mom gives one heck of a sponge bath.

Jin: Yep.

Hwoarang: I liked it when she scrubbed. It was a the best part.

Jin: She didn't scrub us today.

Hwoarang: What do you mean?

Jin: We were scrubbing each other. My mom just got the tub ready.

Hwoarang: What? That means you scrubbed me in the…. Oh man.

Jin: Yeah. I sure did.

Hwoarang: I wanted your mom to scrub!

Jin: So did I.

Bryan: Me too.

Everybody stares at Bryan.

Bryan: Okay I'll shut up.

Paul: Actually, it's okay to say dumb stuff sometimes.

Everybody stares at paul.

Paul: I'll shut up.

Nina: Good. Can we just forget about the sponge bath? We have a bigger problem right now.

Jin: not bigger than us scrubbing us rivals!!

Anna: Nu uh. The problem is I need to go to the doctor.

Law: Why?

Anna: I ate too much.. Oil.

Bryan: I'll suck the oil right out of ya.

Bryan goes over to Anna and sucks on her.

Everybody who is watching: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paul: Like screeeeammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

Anna: I feel much better.

Bryan: I feel refueled.

Lei: My back hurts from carrying those crates full of illegal weapons.

Jin: You still don't get what I told you on chapter 2 do you?

Lei: What chapter? This is a story? I better put some perfume on. I don't want the readers think

I'm a dirty fool.

Jin: Which you already are.

Lei: I see.

Nina: Shut UPPPPP!!!! We don't even know where we are.

Ling: Like I know where we are!!!

Paul: Like where?

Ling: We're in the lost!!!! Hee Haww hee!!

Heihachi: Hee haw hee?

Ling: That's right Achi!!

Heihachi: Grrrr.

Achi says grrr.

Heihachi: Hey! Type my name correctly or I'll wear that white sumo outfit from Tekken 4!!

Writer: Yessir!

HEIHachi says grr.

Heihachi: that's more like it.

Writer: Whew.

Kazuya: Hey writer! I'll pay ya fifty bucks to type Achi again.

Writer: No thanks. I don't want to see a saggy ol grandpa in a sumo outfit.

Ganryu: And why not. I think they look very fashiony.

Jin: Who are you guys talking to?

Ganryu: The guy who's typing this story.

Jin: Uh right.

Kuma: I have figured out where we are.

Achi: You can talk? Wait a sec. Eh hem. Writer?

Writer: Oh sorry.

Heihachi.

Heihachi: There we go.

Writer: that was close.

Heihachi: Anyways, Kuma you can talk?

Kuma: Growl.

Heihachi: I guess not. I thought I heard him talk though.

Kuma: You did.

Heihachi: Good. Now where are we?

Kuma: It seems that we are in Egypt. So we need to gather all the supplies we need to get back

to Japan.

Hwoarang: How'd we even get to Egypt anyways?

Kuma: How would I know?

Hwoarang: Well you're a bear aren't you? Bears are smartest.

Jin: No there not. Hwoarang your so stupid. I probably beat you up too much at the tournament.

Hwoarang: Why you! Take that back.

Jin: How do I take it back?

Hwoarang: Well you… umm… Kuma explain.

Kuma: Umm.. I'm not quite sure how to take a word back.

Hwoarang: Stupid.

Kuma: Why are you calling me stupid when you said bears are smartest?

Hwoarang: Sure I did. Now let's get go- what the heck is that.

Heihachi is on a plane.

Heihachi: Ha!! I'll just fly my way to Japan!!

Kazuya: Hey daddy!!! Can I come?

Heihachi: Only if you let me have a date with Jun.

Kazuya: Fine with me!

Heihachi: Hop aboard. C ya suckers!!!

Anna: what type of airplane is that?

Heihachi: Oh just a Blackbird.

Anna: Is it?

Heihachi: Yeah.

Anna: How fast does it go?

Heiahchi: Dunno, why? Hey where'd she go?

???: Over here.

Heihachi turns around. The whole tekken crew is in the plane.

Heihachi: How did you, when did you, why did you?

Hwoarang: You ask too many questions.

Jin: We got on while Anna asked the questions.

Heihachi: Curse these wretched fools.

Ling: This chocolate sauce tastes weird.

Bryan: Umm that's gasoline.

Ling: Right. You just want all the chocolate sauce for yourself.

Bryan: Have it your way!!!

Five minutes later…

Ling: Oooooooooooooo!! My stomach!!! Huhhh! Huh!!! I don't think I'll make it!! But

before I die, I have some stuff to confess. Jin I read your diary.

Jin: Why you!!

Jin punches Ling in the stomach.

Ling: Ow. Paul, I used your gel the other day.

Paul: It's okay if you used my g- WHAT?!?!?!?! YOU USED MY GEL?

Paul punches Ling.

Ling: Owchieee!! Hwoarang, I rode your motocycle and bought you a better one..

Hwoarang: Wait I don't get it, slow down. You rode my… then you…crash.. Then you rode..

What???? I don't get it. Oh well, I'll do what the others did.

Hwoarang kickes Ling in the stomach.

Ling: I bought you a better one Hwoarang!!! Your supposed to thank me!! That hurt. Nina, I

wasted five hundred bullets with your machine gun.

Nina: Oh well, at least you didn't shoot anything.

Ling: I shot your pistols, missiles, and bazooka.

Nina: You What????

Nina punches Ling.

Ling: Oh that hit the spot. Law? I'm the other restaurant owner that got you out of business.

Law: I see.

Pound! Pound! Pound!!

Ling: That really hurt. Jun? I killed a bird yesterday.

Jun: Oh your gonna get it.

Jun's eyes turn bright red and she stabs Ling.

Ling: Oh gosh!!! You didn't have to stab me!! Lei? I told your girlfriend to break up with you.

Lei: It alright. But I still wanna punch you. The others looked relieved after they hit you.

Cur plunk!!!

Lei: hey that wasn't the sound of my punch.

Everybody stares at hwoarang.

Hwoarang: Oh don't mind me, It's just the sound of my poop plopping into the toilet water. Sowie.

Ling: Ewwww.. And Bryan? I didn't do anything bad to confess.

Bryan: Why I oughta punch you for not letting me punch you for a reason!

Ling: WHAT?!?!

Pound!

Thus Ling Xiaoyu died….

Or did she? Tune in next time to see what the Tekken Crew do. Read and Review!!