Tekken and Things
Chapter 5
By The One
Everybody stares at the brave stone.
Paul: She was a good kid. Until she used me gel.
Heihachi: Yah even though she called me Achi.
Nina: Poor kid.
Bryan: Nice fella.
Ganryu: She was cool.
Jin: She was like soooo hot.
Jun: Now now, your not old enough to fall in love yet. Only till you are fifty years old.
Jin: But mommm!!
Jun: Don't but mom me!
Jin: But But… daddy or Grandpa will probably kill me before I'm fifty years old.
Jun: So?
Jin: So can't I fall in love today?
Jun: Oh make it, next week.
Jin: Thanx mom!! I love you!!
Jun: Me neither.
Jin: Huh? Wuh?
Hwoarang: Hey! Let's go to the zoo!!!
Law: And why?
Hwoarang: it brings back childhood memories!!!
Anna: yah les doo dah!!!
Bryan: Count me in!!!
Heihachi: I'm sure Kuma will be happy to go right sweetums?
Kuma: Umm.. Well according to my calculations, yes.
Ling: Me too!!!
Everybody: ??????!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!? Ling?
Ling: No I'm still dead down here. Ya know in the coffin.
Hwoarang: Whoa like you scared me there.
Jin: She didn't scare me!
Hwoarang: Me neither.
Jin: Actually I might have gotten a little scared.
Hwoarang: Me too.
Jin stares at Hwoarang.
Jin: Why are you copying me?
Hwoarang: Are you copying me?
Jin: I don't know.
Hwoarang: ha!
Jin: Huh???? Wuh???
Law: Can't we go to my restaurant?
Lei: it's always your restaurant isn't it. Your like obsessed with it!!
Law: It's my job though.
Lei: I see.
Anna: I am hungry.
Nina: Oh no. not another restaurant. She'll eat butter and cheesecake. And you know that
Chinese food is always oily!!!
Anna: Really?? I mean I am not gonna do that this time.
Nina: Alright then.
At the restaurant…
Anna: Ohhhhhh!! My stomach.
Pound! Pound! Pound!!
Nina: You said! That You! Wouldn't! Eat so much! Butter! And Cheesecake!!
Anna: Ow! Stop! Punchi! Ing! MEEE!! Yaeeeee!!!!
Nina: Alright. But just one more.
Kablamo!
Anna gasps and coughs up a lung.
Anna: Umm that's mine.
Anna grabs her lung from the ground quickly and swallows it back in.
Paul: Oh my….
Hwoarang: Like what he said.
Jin: Oh my goodness gracious.
Hwoarang: Like what he said.
Jin rolls his eyes.
Hwoarang: Like what he did.
Jin: Shut up will ya?
Hwoarang: Like what he said.
Pound! Pound!
Hwoarang: Oww! Like what he did.
Pound! Pound!
Jin: Oweee!
Hwoarang: Hee Hee! Heh Heh! Haw! Haw! Ho Ho!
Bryan: want me to suck all the oil outta ya again?
Anna: Will you please? It feels good to be sucked on.
Bryan: Where should I suck today?
Anna: Right there.
Everybody: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
Hwoarang: What they said.
Everybody: Shut up!!
Hwoarang: Like what they said.
Kablamo! Pound! Zip! Slash!
Hwoarang: Oww. Never mind.
Paul: Bryan your sick.
Bryan: Well you would do that to Hwoarang! Since you gay!
Paul: Come to think of it, I would like to.
Hwoarang: Umm…
Peoong!!! Hwoarang leaves a trail of dust.
Paul: Oh well, too late.
Anna: You can suck me Paul.
Paul: Not your ugly body.
Anna: Fine I'll ask my sister.
Later you here a huge slapping sound.
Anna: That hurt.
Heihachi: I sorta miss Ling. Here constant annoying voice.
Ling: I know you do.
Heihachi: What Ling! You came out of the coffin?
Ling: Yeah. It got lonely.
Jin: Dad? Wanna go on a vacation together?
Kazuya: Alright! Let's go to that place. You know it's called space?
Jin: Alright.
Kazuya: just meet me out there.
Jin: Thanx dad.
Lei: Hey Law let's try your ummm delicious Ramyun!!!
Law: Alright.
Law puts a bowl down.
Lei: Hey this is good.
Law: Umm those are the worms for when we go fishing.
Lei: No wonder fish fall for such a tasty treat.
Law: Ummm yeah.
King: King is in the house!!!
Hwoarang: You've been here since this morning.
King: Uhhh yeah. Must have been. So who's ready to parte?
Everybody: ………..
King: Fine. I'll break dance alone.
King does the worm on the floor. Then Hwoarang kicks him out of the restaurant.
King's voice withers away: YOU"LL PAy FOr THat you fat ugly…….
Hwoarang: Anyways.
Later on..
Law: Let's go fishing why don't we? Huh? Whaddya say?
Jin: I say like let's totally go!!
Hwoarang: what he said.
Pound!
They leave.
Julia: So we're finally here aren't we?
Ganryu: Sure are. I'm gonna catch some fish.
Ganryu rushes into the water and sits down and gets up. He holds a handful of squashed
fish to impress Julia. Julia turns away and Ganryu eats the fifteen fish in his hands.
Ganryu: Did you see that?
Julia: See what?
Ganryu: You know. The fish in the water. I'll show you again.
Ganryu rushed into the water. He sits down. Then the whole river blows up like a huge
fountain. Ganry comes back.
Ganryu: Heh heh. I farted in there.
Julia: ………..
Dead fish and a orca whale is floating dead on the river.
Hwoarang: I ain't eating those.
Jin: me neither.
Nina: Definetly not.
Paul: I am not.
Law: Those are gross.
Bryan: I might one or two….
Everybody stares at Bryan.
Bryan: Maybe not.
Jun comse over to Ganryu with glaring red eyes.
Jun: oh you dunnit dude.
Slap! Slape! Slap!
Ganryu: Uh Mrs. Kazama? You have to hit harder cuz my fat sucks up most of the
impact.
Jun: I see. Jin?
Jin: Yes mumsie?
Jun nods his head. Jin nods his head.
Kashlammm!!!!
A normal person would have flown up into the air because of Jin's impact in his fist, but
since Ganryu is very sticky and chubby, he only dropped down cuz of hi weight.
Ganryu: Would you shut up writer? Your making me look dumb.
Writer: Sorry. I'll make it up to you. Watch what I type.
But suddenly ganryu slams Jin far away and captures his fair lady, Julia Chang.
Ganryu: That's more like it!!!
Julia: Please don't. Noo! Noo! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Writer: Hey Ganryu one more change.
Ganryu: Alrighty.
Julia kisses Ganryu.
Ganryu: I like it!
Julia: Oh your dead writer.
Writer runs away with fear.
Writer: I'm back. Is Julia gone? Helloooo?
Unknown: There all back home.
Writer: I see. Well there you have it folks, I am dumbified!!! Stay tuned to see what the
tekken crew do at home together!!! There's bound to be trouble. Read and Review.