Tekken and Things

Chapter 6

By TheOne

Once upon a time……. The Tekken Crew was bored.

Hwoarang: So what do you want to do?

Jin: Beat you up.

Hwoarang: Les go doo dah.

Jin: Shall we?

Hwoarang: Lead the way. Wait you said YOU'll beat me up?

Jin: Yeah.

Hwoarang: Alright.

Lei rolls his eyes.

Nina: I am so bored.

Bryan: I just want some gasoline.

Paul: Not me.

Kazuya: Like yeah it is boring.

Ganryu: Like it's not.

Heihachi: Like it is.

Anna: I ate too much-

Everybody: We don't care.

Anna lowers her head with sadness.

Jun: How bout we enjoy nature?

Paul: Let's style our hair with some gel.

Law: Let's go to my restaurant.

Lei: Again? Let's just smuggle you know what.

Nina: Let's buy some stuff.

Anna: Let's go to the hospital.

Bryan: Let's go to the gas station.

Ogre: Let's go take people's souls.

Jun: how bout like not?

Ling: Let's build Xiaoyu land.

Heihachi: let's throw one of us out of a helicopter into a volcano!!!

Kazuya: Oh that hurt….

Paul: Fine let's polish my motorcycle. Or better yet, break Hwoarang's cycle.

Hwoarang: I heard that.

Paul: but, but, but…..

Anna: Stop saying that word.. Please…

Eddy: Let's learn Break dancing.

Wang: That hardly even really hurts people.

Eddy: But a lot of people use me.

Kazuya: Cuz there button smashers. But I'm unique and hard to master.

Heihachi: Nuh uh!

Kazuya: Like yuh huh.

Eddy: I feel very rejected.

Combot: I'm a robot.

Law: Wait! Hold on!! Let's do something besides talk.

Lei: But that is what makes this fanfic great!!!

Law: Ummm I guess but-

Lei: Forget you.

Law: sniff sniff sniff.

Lei: I'm arresting you for you know, sniffing you know what.

Law: I do? Wait, Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Nina: Poor Law.

Everybody: Nina likes Law!!

Paul: She does not!

Everybody: Paul likes Nina.

Ling: He does not!

Everybody: Ling likes Paul.

Paul: Like ick!

Lei: Ling does not!

Everybody: Lei likes Ling!!

Bryan: He does not!!

Everybody: Ewwwwwww..

Bryan: What????

Nina: Okay that was embarrassing. My feelings about Law came out.

Law waves his hand. Nina blushes.

Bryan: me too.

Lei: ugh ugh ugh. Get away from me!!!!

Bryan: Sorry.

Anna; We are not doing anything!!!

Heihachi: well what can we do?

Jin: We're back!!!

Hwoarang's broken and bruised body appears.

Hwoarang: Howie….

King: You look funny.

Lei: Yeah.

Baek: what a disgrace….

Jin: Heh pretty good job huh?

Ling: Man what salon did you come out of?

Paul: Your just burning me up baby.

Hwoarang stares with bug eyes and runs.

Paul: wait honey poo!!!!

Jin: Oh my gosh….

Lei: We are really bored

Law: Seriously. So let's go fishing.

Julia: Not again! Law you are so boring!!!

Ganryu: I think it's a pretty good Idea.

Jun: But ganryu's fart already killed most of the fish already.

Ganryu: Don't mention it.

Julia: I can't even think about it.

Kazuya: Let's go to the mall!

Nina: What? YOU? You want to go to the mall?

Kazuya: Umm I well yeah…

Everybody cracks up.

Kazuya starts to grow wings and claws and horns on the sides of his head and the rest

shut up.

Kazuya: That's much better gentlemen.

* So the Tekken Crew (including the scared stiff Hwoarang) go to the mall.

Nina: Like I want that clothes.

Lei: But that Manaqien has nothing on.

Nina: That's the outfit.

Lei: ……………. I'll go to that store I was talking about…

Nina: OH boy!

Nina rushes in.

Jin: LOOK!!!!!! A butt hair shaver!!! Man those things itch like bad!!!!

Jin rushed in.

Hwoarang: Look!! New googles!!!

Kazuya: That's GoGGle's you idiot.

Hwoarang: I see.

He rushed in.

Ling: Look!!! A bigger mouth for me!! I'm going in!

Heihachi: Hey there's pointy hair maker 2000. They say it's the best one yet!!! It's in real

gold and steam makes it work.

Jun: Look!! Birdhouses!!!

Law: Look at that Chick Fil A restaurant. Lookin all pretty like. I'm going to ruin it.

Eddy: Look!! More cheap moves to buy!!!

Ganryu: WOW!!! New sumo outfits!!! I haven't changed these since fifteen years. I

haven't wiped in awhile either.

Kazuya: ……………….. I guess I'm left.

Poor Poor Kazuya……… End of this chapter read and review. Wait a Preview of my

upcoming Fanfic….

Music comes on…. And a deep voice comes out too.

Will these selected few survive this survival show? Where the hardest events take place for these brave fellows? New York Times calls it " Seriously thrilling and funny!!"

Boston times calls it " Laugh out loud fun!! While it still action packed."

Mister Bob says" Crazy and full of laughter, but lacks (this part was takin out because of it's negative comment." People of the sport calls it " Ya know, it's funny and well very funny and funny and funny and sometimes too funny that it's not funny that makes it funny?" Coo Coo Coo Coo. Still Making a title for it. XgamesX or T4XG or Stinky stuff. Ya know……. Inter view with the contestants preview……

Jun: Well I really think that this show is gonna rock. I like nature ya know.

Jin: Well I really wanted to beat Hwoarang but he's not in this match… poor me…. Sniff.

King: I really like to wrestle. And OH! This show, yeah, it's coo.

Ling: Like this rocks and stuff..

Law: Visit my restaurant and the noodles are out today so come tomorrow if need be. No really seriously.

So there you have it. Sneak previews.. Stay tuned and you will find out more.

(It's not gonna be that good, just sounds cool. But anticipate it.)