Tekken and Things
By TheOne
Hwoarang keeps laughing at Heihachi because of his butt hair, and gets punched at.
Hwoarang: Ouch! But seriously, that was funny Grandpa Heihachi.
Heihachi: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't call me that pipsqueak.
Hwoarang: Sorry Gramps!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Ouch!.
Heihachi threw a pot at him.
Jin: That's my grandpa!! Lay off Hwoara-
Jin also gets hit by a pot.
Heihachi: No more out of all of ya!!!
Hwoarang and Jin: YESSIR!!!
Law: So what shall we do today??
Nina: How bout you and me go to the lake?? Hmm?
Law: Alright!!
Lei whispers to Jin: What's up with them two?
Jin: Oh, they like each other remember?
Lei: Oh…. Darn it!!
Jin: What did you say Lei?
Lei: Oh nothing.
Anna: Can I come Nina?
Nina: NO!!! Neither can all of you guys!!
The others moan and throw away their picnic baskets.
Jun: But I made those cupcakes!!!
Jin: Yah she was up two minutes to do that!!
Nina: Shut up Jin.
Jin: YESSIR.
Jin gets showered with bullets from Nina's machine gun.
Jin: Owwie!!
Hwoarang: Serves ya right JIN!!!
Pound!!
Hwoarang: Never mind…
Law and Nina skip off into the distant and head over to the lake.
Kunimitsu: So should we go and pull a prank on her?
Hwoarang: Yeah that's a good idea, Kunimitsu. Huh?!?!? Kunimitsu?? When did you pop
up? I didn't know you hanged around with us people!!!
Kunimitsu: Well I wanted to be cool like you.
Hwoarang: Why thank you. Anyways, what shall we do guys?
Paul: I think I may have an idea-
Hwoarang: I GOT AN IDEA!!!!
Back at the lake…
Nina: So Law?
Law: Yeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssss, Nina??
Nina: Can we go back to your restaurant after we hang out here?
Law: Sure. But is it because you want some teriyaki chicken or is it..hey!! What da heck!!
There's mud all over me!!
Meanwhile, behind some bushes..
Jin: That was your plan Hwoarang? Pouring mud on em?? Man your lame.
Hwoarang: Well, so? I liked it. It ruined Law's dress.
Jin; Those are Chinese baggy pants!! But they do look like a dress from far away.
Paul: I really agree with my sweet Hwoarang.
Hwoarang: …….. (gulp)
Lei: Hey Hwoarang? You didn't get any mud on Nina right???
Hwoarang: Why? You want to?
Lei: NO! no, no, no. I was just wondering if she was safe.
Hwoarang: Hmmmmm…….. I'm suspecting something.
Lei: You suspect what? I didn't do anything. I don't like anybody either. Not Nina!! Not
Anna!
Anna: OH JEEBERS!!! NOBODY LIKES ME!!!
Hwoarang: Now I really suspect you Lei.
Lei: Uh.. What you talking about Hwoarang..? I was just making sure Nina wasn't getting
dirty das all man!!
Hwoarang: Hmmmmmm…..
Lei squeals: ALRIGHT HWOARANG!!! I LOVE NINAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! THERE YOU
GO HWOARANG!! I ADMIT IT ALREADY!!! GEEEEEZZZ!!!
Hwoarang: WHAT??!!?? I thought that you wanted to get mud on yourself. I didn't
suspect you of liking Nina.
Lei: …….. WHY YOU LITTLE!!!
Lei chokes Hwoarang…
Hwoarang: GAG GAG !!! HUFF PUFF!!!
Back with the couple…
Law: Did you hear that? Somebody said they loved you!!
Nina: Weird.
Back at the bush..
Paul: That's enough young man!! No need to choke precious Hwoarang!!
Jin: Awwww!! I want him to keep going.
Hwoarang: Me too. GAAAAAAAGGGG!!!
Lei lets go. He blushes. And he… runs as fast as he can without looking back.
Bryan: That was all too funny!!!
Kunimitsu: Let's head back to being bored.
Hwoarang: Your not cool anymore Kuni!! Go home where you belong!!
Kunimitsu: Alright.
Kuni walks home sadly as she slightly glances at the group one last time…
Jin: Hey writer!! Can you skip all that sad junk.
Writer: Sure.
Jin: Thank you.
They return home.
Hwoarang: So what do you guys want to do now?
Jin: Dunno.
Heihachi: We're bored once again!!
Kuma: No we're not.
Hwoarang: Hey Kuma's back!!
Kuma: yah. I spent all my time trying to ask Panda out. But she scraped me.
Jin: It's okay Kuma. We all have troubles.
Hwoarang: you do, Jin??
Jin: Well yeah. But I don't want to talk about it.
Kazuya: JIN'S CONSTIPATED!!!!!!!
Jin: DAD!!!!!
Heihachi: KAZUYA'S ALSO CONSTIPATED!!!
Kazuya: Dad!!!
Heihachi: SO AM I!!!!!! Whoops.
Heihachi bangs his head on a table nearby.
The rest of the group laughs at the irregular folks.
Hwoarang: Man! Jin keeps making a fool out of himself every chapter.
Baek comes.
Baek: SO, if you think that's funny, hwoarang started to wet the bed 2 years ago.
Hwoarang: …………….
Jin: heh heh heh… HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Oh my stomach!!!
Hwoarang: Shut up Jin!! My nightmares scare the fluid out of me. It's always that Paul
dream. Where he comes running at you, ready to kiss and stuff.
Jun: Really? I have that same dream!! But I like it. It soothes me.
Paul: For real?
Kazuya: What did you say Jun?!!!!
Jun: Umm well you see honeybun, my devil husband, it's like this, you see. It's where..
Jun zips past kazuya and outside.
Jun: SOWWIE KAZUYA GOT TO GO!!!!
BEEP! BEEP!!
Jun gets hit by a car….
Poor mishima family.. It's always them that ends the chapter with tragedy… tisk tisk…
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