Tekken and Things
By TheOne
Doctor: Umm, mister Kazuya sir. You really shouldn't hit Jun like that.
Pound! Pound!
Doctor: I..I..can't watch this anymore.
Doctor leaves.
Jin: Dad!! Will you stop?
Kazuya: What my son?
Pound!
Jin: Ouch. Anyways, you shouldn't hit mumsie. She's hurt right now.
Kazuya: Hwoarang, get the hammer.
Hwoarang: ummm…..
Kazuya: Your next if you don't get me that blasted hammer.
Hwoarang speeds off to the workroom.
Jin punches his dadda.
Kazuya: What da heck are you doing lad?
Jin: I really don't like it when you hit my mumsie!
Kazuya: Well she is certainly my wifee.
Jin: you mean wife.
Kazuya: DO not correct me son.
Jin: make me.
Kazuya: HWOARANG!!!! WHERE'S MY HAMMER?!?
Hwoarang comes back.
Hwoarang: Here you go. Man, that was a long run.
SMACK!!!
Jin: How could you daddie?
Kazuya: you need some sense in your brain sonny.
Jin: But you didn't need to hit me man!! I'm divorcing you!!
Hwoarang: What did you say?
Jin: Oh I meant that I'm not Kazuya's son anymore.
Hwoarang: Whew!! I thought you guys were married or something…
Kazuya: Well is that so, Jin?
Jin: Uh huh.
Kazuya: Well I'm gonna adopt…..
Ganryu: Please be me, please be me, please be me.
Kazuya: Ga-
Ganryu: Yessss!!!
Kazuya: I meant, HWOARANG!!!
Hwoarang: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lee: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ganryu: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
After a day or two.
Kazuya: You're my son now Hwoarang.
Hwoarang: I can see that. So can I take over the Mishima Corporation?
Kazuya: No. Let's go buy some ice cream.
Hwoarang: Ice cream?
Kazuya: C'mon.
The two of em skip along happily.
Two days later…
Jin: Hey Kazuya? Where's Hwoarang?
Kazuya: I threw him into a volcano.
Jin: Man I'm glad I'm not your son.
Kazuya: You're my son now Jin.
Jin: Dang it!!
Two days later, everything is back to normal. Including Jun, but she lost her memory.
Jin: Dad, we gotta restore her memory back.
Kazuya: Do we gotta?
Jin: I don't know. But I think we should.
Kazuya: Nah.
Lei: But she's all hyper and stuff.
Jun is running around the room crazily.
Jack: more crazy then me.
Jin: Totally.
Hwoarang comes back in.
Hwoarang: Hi guys. Man that bath was very good.
Jin: you mean in the volcano?
Hwoarang: Yeah. It was a little hot at first.
Jun comes up to Hwoarang, and licks him.
Hwoarang: Did she just do that?
Nina: Yeah. And I'm gonna to.
Nina licks Hwoarang.
Hwoarang: Man did I miss all this when I was gone?
Jin: I think Jun's craziness is contagious.
Jin suddenly goes over to Hwoarang and pulls his pants down.
Hwoarang: What did you do??? Pull it back up young man!!!
Jin pulls on everybody's pants. Once he go to Ganryu though, he skipped him.
Hwoarang: Oh no!! He's gonna pull down our underwears too. RUNNNN!!!!!
The rest of the Tekken Crew run. The crazy ones, Jin, Jun, and Nina are still in the room.
Law: Does that mean that there gone forever?
Lei: I think so.
Hwoarang: We've got to find the antidote!!!
So the rest of the characters runs to the nearest laboratory.
Lei: Excuse me, but do you have any good scientists that can help us?
Doctor Boskonovitch faces them.
Dr. B: What can I do for you my gentlemen.
Hwoarang: never mind.
Lei: Hey Hwoarang.
Hwoarang: What?
Lei: Your thong is still showing.
Hwoarang: Whoops.
They run back and find the crazy ones dead…..
Writer: How meeesteeereeeous. Tune in next time to see what happens. Short wasn't it? Read and Review!!!