Tekken and Things
By TheOne
Prologue: You know the crazy ones in the last chapter? Well the writer of this story, TheOne, was so lame, that he didn't find a reason for the monstrosity. Seriously, he is very lame, isn't he? NOT!! Read and find out what overcame the three.
The Tekken Crew return into the room. The three are back to normal.
Hwoarang: Can you guys please explain all that pulling off and licking. Although I sorta
liked it.
Bryan stares at hwoarang.
Jin: Well, I'll admit it. I really wanted to see your underwear Hwoarang. So I pretended
to be crazy.
Nina: And I wanted to taste Hwoarang.
Hwoarang: Cool.
Law: NO IT"S NOT!! NINA!!! HOW COULD YOU?? YOU NEVER LICKED ME
ONCE DURING OUR DATES!!! WAAAHHHH!!!
Nina: I'm not attracted to you like that Law!!!
Law: Noooooooooooooooo!!!!! I hate you so!!!
Nina: Please, Law my dear! You must understand.
Law: I can see it now Nina. You never really loved me!!
Nina: Oh yes I did!! Yess I did!! Please believe me Law.
Law: I weely donta know who to beLEEve.
Nina: You can believe me ma dear.
Law: Oh Nina.
Nina: OH Law…… I HATE YOU!!!!!
Slap!!!
Law: I hate you too!!!
Slap!!
Nina: You always fed me those oily noodles because of your obsession with your
restaurant!!!
Law: It's not as bad as having to see socks in your bras to make your busts look big,
Nina: Well at least I don't smell like fish breath!!!
Law: At least I don't bite your lip when you kissed!!
Nina: Well at least I don't scream WHA DAAA like a Bruce Lee wannabe!!!
Law: Well at least I don't wear tight clothes!!
Nina: well at least I don't wear a dress!!!!
Jin: Man that's funny.
Law and Nina start pulling at each other's hair.
Hwoarang and Jin: JERRY! JERRY!! JERRY!!! WHOOOOOO!!!!
After a hour…
Hwoarang: Umm, you guys switched hairs.
Nina: Oh, oops. I guess we pulled each others hair off.
Law: Well actually, I had a wig.
Nina laughs at him.
Hwoarang: So you like me Nina?
Nina: NO I like Jin.
Jin: YOU DO?????
Nina: What? I like Bryan.
Bryan: MALFUNCTIONING!!!! ABORT~ ABORT!!!
Nina: What's all that about, I just love Lee.
Lee: Well I really liked Anna better, but what the heck.
Nina: Oh, I see, well I like Ganryu- never mind. I love Heihachi.
Heihachi: Yeah, we've been going out for about two years.
Nina: But I also like Kazuya.
Kazuya blushes.
Kazuya: We married two weeks ago.
Jun glares at Kazuya.
Kazuya: Sorry, Jun.
Jun starts to cry.
Jun: Why didn't you INVITE me??? I could've made a wedding cake for ya.
Kazuya: Oh really? I thought you'd be mad for marrying-
Jun: I am, but not as much as missing the wedding.
Kazuya and Jin: …………..
Nina: But seriously, I love Lei Wulong.
Lei: ALRIGHT!!!
Nina: But not anymore.
Lei walks away looking at Nina one last time before leaving her forever.
Hwoarang: man we really need a plot for this story. Or else we'll just have to deal with
who Nina likes all the time.
Paul: Hey!!! Look who's joining us…. DEAN EARWICKER!!!!! I love him… (sighs)
Steve: Well, if Paul's in here, then I'm gone.
Hwoarang: Please stay. He'll be off my back if you're here.
Steve: Alright.
Paul: Look who's here guys, Christie Monteiro!!!! And Craig Marduk!!!
Craig: Get outta ma way chump.
Paul: you messin with moi man?
Craig: What? I don't know French.
Paul: Well you're a wussey!!
Craig: Go beat yourself up dude.
Paul: make me man!!!
Craig stands over Paul. Paul notices that Craig is much taller than he.
Paul: Well, I guess I'll just go on the opened road.
Craig: Oh no you don't!! You need some beatin!!
Craig smashes Paul into the wall. Thus, Paul's gay nature returns to it's rightful owner,
Dr. Boskonovitch.
Hwoarang: You okay Paul?
Paul: Course!! Go away man!! I'm alright!!!
Hwoarang: Hey, you didn't call me sweetums or anything!!
Paul: Course I didn't.
Hwoarang: So your not gay right?
Paul: Course not.
Hwoarang: Good. So we're coo right?
Paul: Course.
Jin: Okay, now he's annoying.
Paul: Course.
Jin: Shut up
Paul: Course I will.
Jin: Your driving me insane!!!!
Paul: Course.
Jin: SHUDDUP!!!!!
Paul: Course I will.
Jin: AAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Hwoarang: Just don't say anything Jin. Then Paul won't say course right, Paul?
Paul: Course!!
Jin: CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Five minutes later, everything calms down.
Yoshimitsu: So what do you guys wanna do?
Jin: I heard there is a fighting championship somewhere. With bands and food and coo
stuff. Wanna go there?
Hwoarang: Nah.
Jun: How bout we go up to the mountains to sing with the birds?
Jin: ………..mine compared to that suggestion is preeeeteeeeeeee good.
Hwoarang: I am so in!!!
Kuma: So am I!!
King: Me too!
Steve: I have to leave soon, cuz you know. The mafia is afta me.
Hwoarang: We understand.
So the Tekken Crew head up north. To the frosty mountains. They happily take picnic
baskets.. Read and Review.