Tekken and Things

By TheOne

Chapter 12

Up at the mountain of, well, the mountain of the mountain….never mind…

Jin: My mom is having a pretty good time here.

Nina: Yeah, for her.

Jin: That's what I just said, Nina.

Nina: Oh.

Jin: You in a bad mood or something?

Nina: No.

Jin: Want some rice balls? There really good.

Nina: really? Maybe just one.

Jin: yeah, my mom made it.

Nina: Never mind then.

Jin: So are you in a bad mood are something like that?

Nina: No!

Jin: Are you sure cuz I can get you some hot tea.

Nina: Really? Maybe just a sip.

Jin: Ganryu made it.

Nina: Never mind then.

Jin: I see. So are you in a bad mood?

Nina: NOW I AM!!!! GEEZ!!!

Jin: Sorry, I am so sorry man.

Nina: Grrrrr……

Jin: Okay, okay I'll just shut my mouth for now.

Nina: Uh hmmmm.

Jin: Alright, I'll shut it for today.

Nina: Excuse me?

Jin: Okay!! Alright!!! For a week.

Nina: That's more like it. Now I'm in a better mood.

Jin: Cool.

With Ganryu…

Jun: You squashed that bird!!!

Ganryu: I did not!! I swear!!

Jun: That does not save you!!

Ganryu: Hey don't get mad. You farted awhile ago right? Maybe that's how it got killed.

Jun: Alright, that's it!! I'm putting you into a weight loss program.

Hwoarang: That'll never work.

Ganryu: What'd you just say?

Hwoarang: I'll just too-da-loo.

Jun: I called The Women's Center, and they have signed you up.

Ganryu: What?!?!?! You signed me up at a women's center???

Jun: What's wrong about that? Your gay right?

Ganryu: I am certainly not!!! I am so totally like insulted.

Jun: Well you should go there in the morning. Tomorrow.

Ganryu: But, but, but, I have to eat pancakes tomorrow. Sorry Jun.

Jun slaps Ganryu's jelly stomach and it rumbles and jiggles.

Jun: You better go, or else I'll ask Mother Nature to make the birds eat your head off.

Ganryu: Whoa Jun, that's like the most grossest thing you've said, EVER!!!!

Jun: Well I have been working at it a lot.

Ganryu chuckles. Jun blushes.

Jun: Tell you what Ganryu, I like you a lot now, so wanna go to weight control center

together? Hmm?

Ganryu: Why of course.

Jun: Good boy, now let's grab us some sandwiches.

Ganryu: ALRIGHT!!!! SANDWICHES!!!

With Paul and Hwoarang…

Hwoarang: Man, Jun thinks this is fun? I'd rather be polishing my motorcycle right about

now.

Paul: Course.

Hwoarang: Man , I really hated it when that gay soul was within you. It freaked me out so

much, man.

Paul: Course.

Hwoarang: Hey!! Look!! Is that a cave?

Paul: Course.

Hwoarang: Wanna go check it out?

Paul: Course.

Hwoarang: Well let's hop to it bucko!

Paul: Course.

The two of them head off into the cave nearby.

Hwoarang: Pretty dark, huh?

Paul: Course.

Hwoarang: Hey, I see something shining! Do you?

Paul: Course.

Hwoarang runs over and screams like a wussy.

Hwoarang: Wow…

Paul: So what is there- Whoa!!! But what is it?

Hwoarang: GOLD!!!!!

His echoes fill the cave, and it starts to rumble.

Hwoarang: Uh oh. Better grab some, better grab some, better grab some…

Paul: Course.

They hurry and grab some gold off the wall and start running for their lives. But the cave

caves in….

Meanwhile, with Bryan and Ogre.

Ogre: Can you hook me up with some ladeys?

Bryan: I don't know much people. I lately broke up with Robotica, she was a hottie, but

she ran away with someone else.

Ogre: Well, umm, Bryan, that person was me.

Bryan: YOOOOO????

Ogre: Yah. But can you find someone else to date?

Bryan: Not with your face.

Ogre: …….

Bryan: Hey, let's go to that place. What's it called, umm…

Ogre: Vandergriff Honda.

Bryan: Yeah, that's it. There's always some cool people there.

Ogre: Alright. But I don't like robots that much.

Bryan: It's okay, you'll get used to them.

Ogre: Do you really think those hot Civics will like me?

Bryan: Trust me, they will. Let's go eat some sandwiches. C'mon.

Ogre: Alright!

At the picnic area, almost everybody is there, except Paul and Hwoarang…

Jin: Where's Hwoarang and Paul? You don't think that Paul got all gay do you, guys?

Paul: Course not!!!

Jin: Never mind, he's here.

Hwoarang: Sorry were late, the cave caved on us. It had gold in it. I'm more rich than

Heihachi.

Paul: Course.

Jin: Will you just shut up for at least a second????!!!

Paul: Course!

Jin runs into the river.

The forest patrol walks by.

Patrol Unit: that's not gold, that's fool's gold. A lot of crazy people think they are but

they aren't.

Hwoarang: ………………………………......

Paul: Course.

Poor Hwoarang, he always seems to be the stupid one. But he's not, check out the next chapter of this ongoing masterpiece. Read and review.