Tekken and Things
Chapter 13
By TheOne
Hwoarang: Well isn't that just great guys? I'm a foo!! Da gold was not real!!!
Jun: There there, Hwoarang. Have some of my asparagus cake. It'll cheer you up.
Hwoarang: Ummmm… NOT!!!!
Jun: Well my work here is done.
Jin: Let's head back home guys!!
Nina: Yeah. It's kinda boring and stuff.
Law: I agree.
Lei: ME TOO!!!
Jack: meeeeeee tooooooooooo.
Bryan: I gotta go to the gas station to refuel, too.
Jun: But, I really wanted to talk to the birds.
Jin: Mom. You did that like twenty four times.
Jun: I haven't talked to the vultures.
Jin: Vultures don't live in forest.
Jun: Just shows what you know.
Jin: ……it…does.
Jun: Oh then never mind. Anyways!!! I really wanted to greet the bears.
Paul: What about Kuma. He's a bear, but you never talk to him!
Jun: Well, I guess. But he's boring.
Lei: And the others aren't? Yeah right.
Nina: Let's forget this conversation now.
Jin: But I'm on a roll here!!! C'mon just a few more minutes.
Nina: NO!!! WE're going home NOW!!!!
Jin and Jun: Alright…..
Back at their..uhhh…hangout place, where they are bored.
Hwoarang: We're bored once again.
Kazuya: Want to go to the mall?
Nina: I already got what I wanted.
Jin: yeah yeah, that inviso-top clothes.
Nina: Yeah. That's it.
Lei: So what do we want to do now?
Hwoarang: Let's count all the tekken people here.
Jin: Sounds fun, let's hop to it!!
Hwoarang: There's me, Jin-
Jin: Let me say MY name, dimwit. There's Hwaorang, Me, Gramps-
THUNK!!!!
Jin: Man that hurt grandpa!!!
Thump!
Jin: I'll shut up now.
Hwoarang: Okay, me, jin, heihachi, Julia, Jun, Lei, Nina, Anna, Lee, Ganryu, Law, and I
guess that's all.
Jin: Where's my dad?
Jun: Dunno. Probably at the bar with other women.
Jin: Probably.
Everybody: ………………………………
Jin: Well better go with him!!!
Jin leaves.
Hwoarang: How bout we hang around at the carnival?
Ganryu: I hate carnivals. I always break the rides.
Hwoarang: Heh heh, that's funny.
Jun: I didn't know that the carnival was here!!
Lee: Neither did I.
Anna: I did.
Nina: I sure didn't.
Hwoarang: Let's go then!!!
Off the tekken crew go, skipping, and hopping away to the Carnival.
Ganryu: Oh!!! There's the food shack!!! I wanna try that new food. I forgot what it was
called.
Hwoarang boringly says: Popcorn?
Ganryu: Yeah, that's it!
Hwoarang: That's all they sell there. And popcorn isn't new here, dude.
Ganryu: Well I'm going in!!!
Ganryu stupidly runs, I mean walks, to the food shack.
Law: Why'd you wear the inviso clothes again? There staring at us.
Nina: I know.
Law: Well make them not look.
Nina: Alright.
Nina takes the inviso thing off and gives it to Law and switches clothes with him.
Law: Hey, this is kinda comfy I might say.
Nina: Yeah it is. Your clothes are weird.
Law: Hey, don't insult my clothes!!
Nina: You gonna make me? HUH? Huh? ANSWER!!!
Law: No!!
Nina: ANSWER!!
Law: NO!
Nina: ANSWER LOUDER!!!
Law: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Law runs off crying.
Nina: That was funny.
Lee: So what ride should we go on?
Hwoarang: Dunno. You can choose.
Lee: Well than I wanna go on the Swan Lake with Anna.
Anna: Really?
Lee: No, I just wanted to make you feel bad.
Anna: oh…
Hwoarang: Let's just go on the Scream-a-thon.
Lei: Is it scary?
Hwoarang: Let me say it again Lei, let's go on the SCREAM-a-thon.
Lei: Ummm, so is it scary.
Hwoarang: Man, you hopeless.
Lei: I guess I am Hwoarang, I guess I am.
Hwoarang: yes, you are.
The Tekken Crew, except Jin, go off to the Scream-a-thon. To be scared…
Hwoarang: Remember Nina, if you ever get scared, hug me. Okay?
Nina: I think it'll be the other way around.
Hwoarang: Yeah right, there isn't anything that scares me but- AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Monster!!!! Like scream! Like scream! Like scream!!! Ahhhhhhh!!! Get me outta here!!!! Scream!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Help!!!! Monster!!!! Oh my gosh, where'd it go? Man, that ghost thing was so freaky and- WHAAAAAAA!!! There it is again. Udduh-dee-duh-duh!!! Ahhhhhh!! Ghost!!! Help!! Like scream!!! Whew, it's gone………………………AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nina: Hey, Hwoarang, we haven't even entered the haunted house yet.
Hwoarang: right. Let's go..whew.
Everybody giggles at him. As they enter, they meet a skeleton that pops out of the wall.
Hwoarang: Not scary!!!
A dark damp spot appears on Hwoarang's pants.
Nina: You, you, you, WET YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!
Hwoarang: Well, I guess, well, I guess it's like, yeah I did. I wet my pants.
Nina: Man, you are so funny.
They finish at the Carnival and return home.
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