Whose Line is it Anyway?
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Seamus: Hey! Welcome back! If you're keeping score at home, help is being sent. -straightens cards- Our next game is Song Titles. This is for all four of you. Harry and Michelle, you're going to start the scene. This is kind of like the question game, except instead of questions, they can only speak in song titles. If you can't think of a song title or if I think the one you made up is complete and total bull, I'm going to buzz you out and the other person's going to take your place. And then I'll give the points to whoever's the cleverest person in the room. Your scene is, using song titles only, you are lost on your road trip in America. Song titles only.
Michelle: Stuck in America?
Harry: Loser.
Michelle: Never!
Harry: What I Really Meant to Say....
Michelle: Uh Huh?
Harry: -pauses- You're Just What I Need.
Michelle: Dammit!
Harry: Could I've Been?
Michelle: ... No.
-buzzer. Michelle walks off and Draco takes her place-
Draco: Drive All Day.
Harry: Christine?
Draco: Cotton Eye Joe?
Harry: Wait a Minute...
Draco: I Want You to Want Me
-Harry stomps and walks off. Ginny jumps in-
Draco: Sparkle Girl?
Ginny: -shakes her head- Super Girl.
Draco: I'm a Fool.
Ginny: Welcome to Atlanta.
Draco: California?
Ginny: Anywhere USA.
Draco: Tell me why.
-buzzer-
Seamus: That's a lyric.
-Draco walks off and Michelle takes his place-
Michelle: Charlotte.
Ginny: Debbie.
Michelle: Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out of....
Ginny: No Such Thing!
Michelle: Maybe.
Ginny: iF yoU C Jordan....
Michelle: Boy Crazy....
Ginny: It's Like That!
Michelle: Too Bad....
-double buzzer-
Seamus: Ten points to Draco and Harry. 200 to Ginny and Michelle.
-Ginny and Michelle pretend to be totally honored. Michelle blows a kiss to Seamus, who mouths "I love you". When Seamus looks down at his desk, Michelle rolls her eyes-
Seamus: Our next game is called Scenes from a Hat. Now what we do is before the show, we ask our audience members to fill out different suggestions of scenes they'd like to see. And we pick the best ones and we put them in a hat. And now we're going to ask you guys to come up with as many ideas as you can based on these suggestions. Let's start out with... Lines you'll never find in Shakespeare.
Michelle: Thou hast poketh me! Thou art the devil! Thou shall die!
-buzzer-
Harry: Get down with your bad self! -does weird dance as he walks back to his place-
-buzzer-
Seamus: -pulls out another slip- Things you never expect to see.
-Draco steps out and beckons Harry out and they start slowing dance together. Draco slowly moves his hands down to Harry's butt. Harry jumps back before he can get any closer. Draco opens his arms out with a puppy dog look on his face.-
-Buzzer-
-Michelle walks out, beckons Ginny to come out, and Michelle kisses her-
-Seamus hits buzzer repeatedly.-
Michelle: Aw, Seamus, I didn't mean to make you feel jealous! -hugs Seamus-
Seamus: -pretends to wipe a tear- It's ok.... -pulls out another slip- Stupid last words.
Michelle: -pretends to aim a gun at herself- Don't worry, it's not loaded!
-buzzer-
Ginny: I bet I can jump off this building and still be alive when I hit the ground!
-buzzer-
Draco: Yeah, Seamus, that was your girlfriend I was kissing!
-Seamus hits buzzer repeatedly and gives Draco a dirty look-
-Michelle kisses Draco, then, Seamus hits buzzer repeatedly again. Michelle smiles-
Seamus: Well, we know who's not winning now...-pulls out another slip- Other things the first man on the moon may have said.
Michelle: COW!
-buzzer-
Draco: Maybe if I jump high enough... I can fly!
-buzzer-
Seamus: Ok, that's enough. Minus 30,000 points for Draco and Michelle. Our next game is Weird Newscasters. This is for all four of you. Michelle, you're going to be anchor of a news program, and Harry, Draco, and Ginny, you're going to be the co-presenters. And Harry, you're the co-anchor, and you're slowly turning into a woman. Draco, you're going to be doing sports and you're Spider-man saving Mary Jane. And Ginny, you're doing the weather, you're furious that your boyfriend dumped you for Michelle. So whenever you hear the music, Michelle, go ahead.
-music-
Michelle: Hello and welcome to the 9:00 news at 3 on Channel 3645. I'm Zara Anne Marie Twislemin Snapdragon. Our top story to night, purple monkeys with jetpacks have taken over Great Britain. For more on this story, let's go to my co-anchor, Gary Gayman. Gary?
Harry: Thank you Zara. -voice getting gradually higher- Well, scientists believe that the jet-packed monkeys have originated from places unknown. But like OMG no one cares! -flips hair- Oh, Zara, honey, call me GiGi. Gary is such an icky name. -pretends to put lipstick on- So, as every body knows those really hot guys in the band NSYNC...
Michelle: THANK you Gar... GiGi. Now for the world of sports with our sports caster, Peter Parker!
Draco: Well, um, in sports today...-looks around in the audience as if his spider senses are tingling (lol). He pretends to pull off his shirt and flip on his spider mask. He then web shoots his way into the audience. He takes a random girl by the hand and holds her close as he web shoots his way back to the stage. - You ok M.J.? -the girl from the audience nods. Draco lets her go and she quickly walks back to her seat.-
Harry: Ooh, he's so cute!
Michelle: Thank you Peter. Now lets go to the weather desk to get this weekends forecast. Angie Fitch?
Ginny: -glares at Michelle- Ugh! What does he see in you? I am way better than you.
Michelle: Excuse me?
Ginny: Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about, you little slut!
Michelle: Um.. Ok...
Ginny: You are so dead!
-Ginny stomps over to Michelle and pretends to punch her. Michelle falls off her stool. Ginny begins to kick her. Michelle grabs Ginny's foot and pulls her down. The two begin to fight until Ginny crawls back to her place. Michelle gets back on her stool-
Michelle: -pretends to wipe blood from her lip- Get over it Fitch Bitch. I'm Zara Anne Marie Twislemin Snapdragon for the Channel 364.6 news. Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
-buzzer-
Seamus: 200 points to Harry for showing everyone what his true personality is. 100 points to Michelle for coming up with those names, but minus 35.774 for using Peter Parker and for forgetting the channel. Don't go away, we'll be back with more Whose Line is it Anyway? and we'll find out who the winner is right after this.
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Seamus: Hey! Welcome back! If you're keeping score at home, help is being sent. -straightens cards- Our next game is Song Titles. This is for all four of you. Harry and Michelle, you're going to start the scene. This is kind of like the question game, except instead of questions, they can only speak in song titles. If you can't think of a song title or if I think the one you made up is complete and total bull, I'm going to buzz you out and the other person's going to take your place. And then I'll give the points to whoever's the cleverest person in the room. Your scene is, using song titles only, you are lost on your road trip in America. Song titles only.
Michelle: Stuck in America?
Harry: Loser.
Michelle: Never!
Harry: What I Really Meant to Say....
Michelle: Uh Huh?
Harry: -pauses- You're Just What I Need.
Michelle: Dammit!
Harry: Could I've Been?
Michelle: ... No.
-buzzer. Michelle walks off and Draco takes her place-
Draco: Drive All Day.
Harry: Christine?
Draco: Cotton Eye Joe?
Harry: Wait a Minute...
Draco: I Want You to Want Me
-Harry stomps and walks off. Ginny jumps in-
Draco: Sparkle Girl?
Ginny: -shakes her head- Super Girl.
Draco: I'm a Fool.
Ginny: Welcome to Atlanta.
Draco: California?
Ginny: Anywhere USA.
Draco: Tell me why.
-buzzer-
Seamus: That's a lyric.
-Draco walks off and Michelle takes his place-
Michelle: Charlotte.
Ginny: Debbie.
Michelle: Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out of....
Ginny: No Such Thing!
Michelle: Maybe.
Ginny: iF yoU C Jordan....
Michelle: Boy Crazy....
Ginny: It's Like That!
Michelle: Too Bad....
-double buzzer-
Seamus: Ten points to Draco and Harry. 200 to Ginny and Michelle.
-Ginny and Michelle pretend to be totally honored. Michelle blows a kiss to Seamus, who mouths "I love you". When Seamus looks down at his desk, Michelle rolls her eyes-
Seamus: Our next game is called Scenes from a Hat. Now what we do is before the show, we ask our audience members to fill out different suggestions of scenes they'd like to see. And we pick the best ones and we put them in a hat. And now we're going to ask you guys to come up with as many ideas as you can based on these suggestions. Let's start out with... Lines you'll never find in Shakespeare.
Michelle: Thou hast poketh me! Thou art the devil! Thou shall die!
-buzzer-
Harry: Get down with your bad self! -does weird dance as he walks back to his place-
-buzzer-
Seamus: -pulls out another slip- Things you never expect to see.
-Draco steps out and beckons Harry out and they start slowing dance together. Draco slowly moves his hands down to Harry's butt. Harry jumps back before he can get any closer. Draco opens his arms out with a puppy dog look on his face.-
-Buzzer-
-Michelle walks out, beckons Ginny to come out, and Michelle kisses her-
-Seamus hits buzzer repeatedly.-
Michelle: Aw, Seamus, I didn't mean to make you feel jealous! -hugs Seamus-
Seamus: -pretends to wipe a tear- It's ok.... -pulls out another slip- Stupid last words.
Michelle: -pretends to aim a gun at herself- Don't worry, it's not loaded!
-buzzer-
Ginny: I bet I can jump off this building and still be alive when I hit the ground!
-buzzer-
Draco: Yeah, Seamus, that was your girlfriend I was kissing!
-Seamus hits buzzer repeatedly and gives Draco a dirty look-
-Michelle kisses Draco, then, Seamus hits buzzer repeatedly again. Michelle smiles-
Seamus: Well, we know who's not winning now...-pulls out another slip- Other things the first man on the moon may have said.
Michelle: COW!
-buzzer-
Draco: Maybe if I jump high enough... I can fly!
-buzzer-
Seamus: Ok, that's enough. Minus 30,000 points for Draco and Michelle. Our next game is Weird Newscasters. This is for all four of you. Michelle, you're going to be anchor of a news program, and Harry, Draco, and Ginny, you're going to be the co-presenters. And Harry, you're the co-anchor, and you're slowly turning into a woman. Draco, you're going to be doing sports and you're Spider-man saving Mary Jane. And Ginny, you're doing the weather, you're furious that your boyfriend dumped you for Michelle. So whenever you hear the music, Michelle, go ahead.
-music-
Michelle: Hello and welcome to the 9:00 news at 3 on Channel 3645. I'm Zara Anne Marie Twislemin Snapdragon. Our top story to night, purple monkeys with jetpacks have taken over Great Britain. For more on this story, let's go to my co-anchor, Gary Gayman. Gary?
Harry: Thank you Zara. -voice getting gradually higher- Well, scientists believe that the jet-packed monkeys have originated from places unknown. But like OMG no one cares! -flips hair- Oh, Zara, honey, call me GiGi. Gary is such an icky name. -pretends to put lipstick on- So, as every body knows those really hot guys in the band NSYNC...
Michelle: THANK you Gar... GiGi. Now for the world of sports with our sports caster, Peter Parker!
Draco: Well, um, in sports today...-looks around in the audience as if his spider senses are tingling (lol). He pretends to pull off his shirt and flip on his spider mask. He then web shoots his way into the audience. He takes a random girl by the hand and holds her close as he web shoots his way back to the stage. - You ok M.J.? -the girl from the audience nods. Draco lets her go and she quickly walks back to her seat.-
Harry: Ooh, he's so cute!
Michelle: Thank you Peter. Now lets go to the weather desk to get this weekends forecast. Angie Fitch?
Ginny: -glares at Michelle- Ugh! What does he see in you? I am way better than you.
Michelle: Excuse me?
Ginny: Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about, you little slut!
Michelle: Um.. Ok...
Ginny: You are so dead!
-Ginny stomps over to Michelle and pretends to punch her. Michelle falls off her stool. Ginny begins to kick her. Michelle grabs Ginny's foot and pulls her down. The two begin to fight until Ginny crawls back to her place. Michelle gets back on her stool-
Michelle: -pretends to wipe blood from her lip- Get over it Fitch Bitch. I'm Zara Anne Marie Twislemin Snapdragon for the Channel 364.6 news. Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
-buzzer-
Seamus: 200 points to Harry for showing everyone what his true personality is. 100 points to Michelle for coming up with those names, but minus 35.774 for using Peter Parker and for forgetting the channel. Don't go away, we'll be back with more Whose Line is it Anyway? and we'll find out who the winner is right after this.
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