Tekken and Things
Chapter 16
By TheOne
As the Tekken Crew walks slowly and coolly down the path of something, they…well, look cool doing it.
Jin: man, so what are you going to say when you meet Ling, Hwoarang?
Hwoarang: We shall see my friend, we shall see.
Jin: …okay.
Nina: This is pretty weird.
Hwoarang: Tell me about it.
Nina: This is pretty weird,
Hwoarang: Tell me about it.
Nina: This is pretty weird,
Hwoarang: Tell me about-
Jin: Will you shut up!!!
Bryan: Did you guys know that I came along?
Hwoarang: And..?
Bryan: Just wanted you to know.
Hwoarang: That's nice.
Jin: Hey Hwoarang, how come we're not taking a plane?
Hwoarang: I do not know, so let's go ride one.
They go to Osaka Japan. They walk to the mountains there, where a hidden temple,
which is not hidden anymore, stands. Hwoarang finds Ling(in Baek Doo San's body)
singing the Barney song while she is sweeping the floor.
Hwoarang: Ling! You stupid wretched little punk! Come here!
Ling: Oh, hwoarang, umm, hi, I sort of got hold of Baek.
Hwoarang: Did you? Well time to say bye bye.
Hwoarang leaps into the air and unleashes his Hunting Hawk move. That's the end…..of
Ling again.
Later back at Korea, the Tekken Crew is bored.
Jin: Well that was a fun trip wasn't it? Watching you beat Ling up. Great, yeah.
Hwoarang: I didn't know she was that weak.
Nina: But don't you wonder where Mast Baek's soul is? It must be in Bruce Irvin's.
Hwoarang: Maybe, but I don't really feel like going to find stupid Bruce.
Lei: Hey! Don't talk bout my buddy like that Hwoarang!
Hwoarang: You gonna make me?
Lei: Well of course I'm not!!
Lei sits back down embarrassed.
Hwoarang: I thought so.
Anna: So what should we do now?
Hwoarang: You tell me.
Anna: Well, how should I know when I asked the question?
Hwoarang: You tell me.
Anna: Argh! Can you go for one minute without being of annoyance?
One minute goes by in silence.
Hwoarang: You tell me.
Lei: See how bored we are?
Nina: I've noticed ever since this fanfic started.
Hwoarang: Okay, I think it's time that we start a club.
Jin: A club?
Kazuya: A club?
Nina: A club?
Lee: A club?
Ganryu: A club?
Jun: What's up chub?
Heihachi: A club?
Hwoarang starts into those cheazy disney music.
Hwoarang: We shall begin a new era!
Jin: We will?
Hwoarang: We shall. We shall begin a new journey!
Nina: We will?
Hwoarang: We shall. Now join me in this happy…little…WORLD!!!
The music stops.
Jin: You know how stupid we looked when we were singing like that?
Hwoarang: Well I…
Jin: So when should we start this club.
Hwoarang: let's just forget it now.
Jin: So you just made a fool of yourself for nothing.
Hwoarang: Exactly.
Lei: Hey, guys, gotta go back to my office.
Hwoarang: See ya.
Lei: Later.
Hwoarang: You know? I have a great idea! Oh wait, I don't! FALSE ALARM!!
Jin: ………
Nina: So what should we do now?
Anna: Well it is my Unbirthday.
Hwoarang: Really? WOW!! YOUR UNBIRTHDAY!!! GEE! SHOULD WE GIVE YOU
A UN-PRESENT?
Anna: Well I guess no-
Hwoarang: Do we?
Anna: I don't know-
Hwoarang: Should we?
Anna: NO!!!
Anna runs out.
Hwoarang: I was asking her a questions and she freaks out.
Nina: You should really drop all your sarcastic stuff.
Hwoarang: Gosh! I guess I should, shouldn't I? You know! That wouldn't be a bad idea!
NOT!
Nina: See what I mean?
Jin: Yeah. Hey let's go to my mom's house and grab something to eat!
Nina: Alright!
Hwoarang: okay.
Julia: Alrighty!
Lee: I'm hungry.
Law: Nah, I'll just eat at my restaurant.
Paul: Ain't ma style.
Kuma: I'm going hunting.
Ganryu: I'm heading to a buffet.
Kazuya: I have to murder someone, sorry.
Heihachi: I have an appointment at the spa.
Jin: Alright! Alright! I don't need any reasons.
Everybody: oh.
Jin, Hwoarang, Nina, Lee, Julia, and some others head over to Jin's crazy mum. Read and
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