The Tekken Clubhouse
By TheOne
I was going to make a whole new story of this. But I think the fan fiction host would delete it for doing that. Anyways, just read it, and remember, I changed the the title of this fic. Read and Enjoy my all NEW longer chappies of long laughter.
Jin: So Hwoarang, where are we going to put our clubhouse?
Hwoarang: I really don't know. I'm kinda new at this. Do you know anybody who's good
at doing this stuff Jin, cause I really need-
Heihachi: step aside, pipsqueak!
Hwoarang: YESSIR!
Heihachi: Now first things first, where is your clubhouse?
Hwoarang: Well I do have a treehouse behind my-
Heihachi: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! A TREE HOUSE? You call that a clubhouse?
Hwoarang: Well I…
Jin: That is kinda funny.
Nina: I'm still bored.
Hwoarang: Me too.
Heihachi: Nonsense! We will have our clubhouse at this new mansion my men built.
Hwoarang: mansion???? Wow.
Heihachi: We shall meet at somewhere at 8:00.
Nina: Okay…
Steve: Okay…
Nina: Stop copying me.
Steve: I wish I could, I wish I-
Bang! Nina shot her assault rifle into Steve's arm.
Steve: you know, that really, really, hurt doncha know?!?!?
Nina: Yeah.
Hwoarang: Okay you guys, let's meet at somewhere with Heihachi tomorrow!!
Somewhere tomorrow…
Hwoarang: Hey where's Heihachi?
Nina: Dunno.
Law: Me neither.
Paul: Course I don't.
Jin: We don't care if you DON'T know!
Julia: Alright.
Lee: Okay…
Ganryu: Man, I'm famished.
Hwoarang: We just came from the bus, you didn't move much!
Ganryu: No I'm famished from being so hungry.
Hwoarang: LAMO!!!
Ganryu: …………
Hwoarang: So where are we supposed to meet Heihachi.
Kazuya: I know where he is.
Jin: Then why the heck did you not tell us?!?
Kazuya: Cuz I totally know.
Jin: Okay, where is Heihachi?
Kazuya: Mind your manners young Kazama Jin.
Jin: Just say Jin. Where is gramps?
Kazuya: I know where he is.
Jin: I know!!! Tell us.
Kazuya: Mind your temper.
Jin: Alright, alright. Now where is he?
Kazuya: Nuh uh uh! Say the magic words!
Jin: Why you!!!
Jin turns into the devil and laser beams him.
Kazuya: Dang! You fried my nippies!
Jin: Cause you didn't tell us where Heihachi's mansion is!
Kazuya: your right in front of it dimwit!
Jin: Huh?
Jin turns around and sees a house twice as big as the White House.
Jin: Hey, I didn't see that there. Right Julia?
Kazuya: Apparently, they've already headed in.
Jin: …. Great.
Kazuya: It sure is my son, it sure is. Let's go get us some ice cream.
Jin: NOOOOOOO!!!!
Jin is sadly dragged to the nearest carnival with his DAD to lick on some strawberry ice
cream. Poor poor Jin. I feel so sorry for him. Meanwhile in the huge mansion…
Hwoarang: Check out that toilet! It's so, so shiny!!
Nina: Mine's shinier at my house.
Hwoarang: Can I come over to your house tomorrow and have a go at it?
Nina: Sure.
Paul: Oh my…
Jun: Where's Jin?
Hwoarang: I think he's still outside.
Jun runs out to get him.
Hwoarang: So where is Heihachi?
Lee: Beats me.
Bryan: Dunno.
Heihachi: I'm up here…
Everybody looks up. Except Ganryu, since his fat neck wouldn't let him look so high.
Ganryu: Dad gunnit!!!
Paul: Course.
Heihachi: Your in my new virtual, POWER ELIMINATING NEW UNIVERSE
SANCTUARY!
Hwoarang: So this is our clubhouse?
Heihachi: Deluded fool.
Hwoarang: Hey don't call me the same thing you called Kazuya!
Heihachi: Well I had to make it catchy. I want to be famous before I die.
Nina: Stop messing around here!! Get us out of here!
Lee: Totally.
Paul: Course.
Heihachi: I'll show you a taste of my power!
Suddenly, Ganryu is surrounded by a beam of light.
Ganryu: Am I going to Heaven?
Heihachi: Actually, I'm going to show you all these delicious food.
Ganryu: Anything but that!
Screens appear around Ganryu which has multiple pictures of scrumptious food. Ganryu
is tortured, he turns this way, and that, trying not to look at the food.
Nina: That's harsh.
Lee: Totally.
Paul: Course.
Hwoarang: Move guys! Don't get caught within Heihachi's fat hands!
The Tekken Crew run ahead, screaming, especially Lee. They hide together inside a huge
closet.
Hwoarang: I think we lost him.
Heihachi: AH HA HA! YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM ME!! YOUR IN MY WORLD!
Hwoarang: I hate him. RUN!!
They run. Bryan malfunctions and breaks apart. A Beam of light also surrounds him. Paul
turns to save him, but Nina grabs him, very dramatic.
Nina: NO! Paul! You'll be in the light too if you go and try to save him.
Paul: But I must Nina! But I must!
Nina: You mustn't!
Paul: Yes I do!
They gaze into each other's eyes and….gets trapped in the beam of light. Man that's
funny.
Hwoarang: So much for them.
They keep running. Until they see a room marked, SAFE! They run in and breathe in air.
Hwoarang: Man, that Mishima Family is MAD!
Lee: Totally.
Hwoarang: Who else is in our group?
Julia: I am.
Lee: Totally.
Anna: My dress has germs on it!
Lei: Me here.
Law: I want to go to my restaurant.
Hwoarang: That's six of us I think. Now what do we do?
Lee: We need to figure out how to get out of this.
Hwoarang: yeah.
Heihachi's voice comes on.
Heihachi: HA! YOU FELL INTO MY TRAP! THAT "SAFE" MEANT THAT IT IS A
SAfE WHERE YOU LOCK YOUR MOST PRECIOUS OF PRECIOUS STUFf IN
THERE!!!!
Hwoarang: Oh no..everybody kick the door open! ONE TWO THREE!
The door breaks open and they run out.
Hwoarang: There's no safe place here!
Lee: Totally.
Heihachi: Anna you will now pay!
The beam of light surrounds Anna.
Anna: No! Not me! I'm too pretty to die!
Screens appear around her, which shows malls, and Neiman Marcus and Banana
Republic stores being blown up.
Anna: NO!! All those clothes! Heihachi! Your evil! Your evil! No! Stop showing me
those. STOP!
Hwoarang and the rest run for their lives.
Anna: Don't leave me here!
Law runs back attempting to save her.
Law: Wha DAAAAAAA!!!
He leap kicks into the air only to be trapped with Anna. New screens appear which shows
Marshall Restaurant being blown to smithereens.
Law: No!!!! WHA DAAA!!! GET ME OUT!! WHAAAAAA DAH!!!
Hwoarang: C'mon guys!
Suddenly, they here Jin's voice.
Jin: hey, gramps. What's up? Oh darn. I dropped my ice cream on your new machine.
Heihachi: FOOL! You ruined my machine! I could've conquered the world, but noooo!!!
You just had to drop your stupid ice cream.
Jin: Leave the ice cream out of this!
Heihachi: YOU'RE A FOOL!!! YOU HEAR ME?????
Jin: YESSS!
The mansion disappears, and Hwoarang and the others find themselves on an open blank
field. The Virtual thing, better know as Power Eliminating New Universe Sanctuary, (or P.E.N.U.S.) was gone.
Hwoarang: Whew, now to build my club!
Nina: Thank God, that Jin came.
Jin comes over.
Jin: What went on around here?
Hwoarang: your Grampa trapped us in his virtual P.E.N.U.S.
Jin: EWWWWWW!!!
Lee: Totally.
Lei: Are the trapped ones back?
Jun: Yes, they are.
Ganryu, Bryan, Anna, Paul, And Nina, are back.
Hwoarang: I guess we have to use my ol treehouse!
Jin: Let's!
Please read and Review, I made the chapter longer, too. I worked hard on this so I want to hear you words about it. Thanx, the next chapter will be about Hwoarang making his clubhouse.