Tekken Clubhouse
Chapter 2: Laugh at Poor ol Hwoarang
By TheOne
Jin: Let's just forget about what happened.
Nina: I can't. I just can't forget Paul's lovely eyes when I stopped him from saving
Bryan.
Jin: Well forget it!
Nina: I can't!
Jin: 100 percent is trying the hardest, 90 percent is trying, 80 percent is doing it, 70
percent is looking at the problem, 60 is doing stuff, and the rest is saying can't, and the
other is percentage is saying never.
Nina: What the heck are you talking about?
Hwoarang: Oh, I'm just sitting here ya know!!!
Nina: Okay…
Hwoarang: Okay! Alright peoples!! Let's move!
Jin: Where are we going?
Hwoarang: To my house.
Jin: This should be interesting.
Nina: Very.
Hwoarang: C'mon folks!
The Tekken Crew head over to Hwoarang's house, which is pretty big for someone like
him.
Hwoarang: Excuse me? Are you being a rascist.
Writer: Oh no, of course not.
Hwoarang: I thought so.
Writer: Whatever…
Hwoarang: Welcome to my house dudets!
Julia: Cool, house.
Jin: Better than mine.
Jun: Better than mine, too.
Paul: Not as bad as mine buddy.
Hwoarang: Meet me in my backyard.
They walk around the house.
Nina: Ewwww! Is that dog poop?
Hwoarang: Never seen them? Them go spraying off odor when them get mad.
Nina: Whoo!
Jin: man, I think it's spraying it's odor right now.
Hwoarang: no, he's just charging up for the big blow!
Jin: I see. So where are we going to have our clubhouse?
Hwoarang: At my treehouse. I used it when I was younger so I could stare at pictures of
myself.
Jin: You do that?
Hwoarang: Doesn't everybody?
Nina: I sure do.
Anna: I have a life, so I don't do that kind of stuff.
Nina: I saw you do that just yesterday.
Anna: Nina, shut up. Your ruining my reputation!
Jin: Let's just stay on subject.
Anna: Let's totally.
Hwoarang: There it is!
Anna: Oh my gosh.
Jin: What is that?
Hwoarang: My treehouse.
The treehouse is made of straw stuck together by poop.
Nina: I'm not going to go in there.
Hwoarang: Why not? It is so cool! C'mon.
Hwoarang jumps up into the tree house.
Hwoarang: it smells a bit don't you think?
Jin and the others jump up there too.
Jin: A bit? Hwoarang! It reaks in here! It's worse than Ganryu's BO!
Ganryu: That wasn't very nice Jin.
Jin: Shut up.
Ganryu: Okay.
Hwoarang: Then what do you suppose we ought to do?
Nina: How bout we build a new one?
Hwoarang: That could take a long time.
Nina: Better than this pile of stuff.
Hwoarang: I hate you.
Nina: Me too.
Hwoarang: So do I.
Nina: Okay! Let's get started.
Lei: I'll drive to Home Depot with Nina, and get some wood.
Nina: Why am I going with you?
Lei: Cuz you know. You and Law broke up lately, so now I can totally take over!
Nina: NOT! I'm going to help Law.
Lei starts to cry and drives away.
Nina: Deluded fool!
Meanwhile with Lei…
Lei: Stupid law. He's not even attractive as I am. Although his manly boobs are great.
Wait! I shouldn't be saying that stuff. I hate him!
Lei reaches Home Depot and sees a pretty gal.
Lei: Hey, what sup?
Gal: Go away! Freak.
Lei: Can't help but try.
He sees another woman, but not as pretty.
Lei: hey, sup man?
The woman who isn't as pretty: How'd you know I was a man? Who told you? SPEAK!
Lei: I..I..I didn't mean you were a man, I was just saying-
Woman who isn't as pretty: Well you better keep your mouth shut!
Lei: So you are a man?
Woman: Umm, of course not.
Lei: Oh good, so you wanna go out?
Woman: I can't!
Lei: Why not? Your not a man are you?
Woman: Well. ALRIGHT! I AM A MAN! I LOVE TO DRESS UP AS WOMEN
OKAY?!?!?!
Lei: Oh my dearie me.
Meanwhile back with Nina and Law and his manly you know whats…
Nina: And then Lei's like "oh, well you guys broke up so I can take over!" isn't that
stupid?
Law: What were you saying?
Nina: I hate you so!
Law: I don't.
Nina: I don't either.
Law: Okay…
Nina: Help me pick up this pack of straw.
Law: Okay.
SLIP!! Nina slips on the poop and socks roll out of her top.
Nina: I wish that didn't happen all the time.
Law: And why do you keep them in there?
Nina: So it looks big.
Meanwhile with Hwoarang and Jin, and his mommy.
Jin: Hey mom and kazuya! Could you stop smooching and start helping?
Jun: Alright.
Kazuya: Nah, I'm going.
Hwoarang: I really don't know what was wrong with my old house.
Jin: Geez! It was made of straw and poop! Poop smells like you! And the straw is as
weak as you!!!
Hwoarang: So the straw is as weak as-and the poop smells like-hmm-I think I get it-no,
no, no I don't-then again-wait, the poop smells like you- no, that's not it- I don't get it.
Jin: ……………………
Lei arrives with the wood and the Tekken Crew start to build the house. Which they suck
at.
Hwoarang: Well we're all done!
Jin: No we're not! We're not even half way through!
Hwoarang: Oh, I think I was talking about the company SNK.
Jin: Huh?
Hwoarang: You know, there done for, they've gone bankrupt.
Jin: uh huh. Right.
Hwoarang: now we're done!
Nina: I think it's a bit lop-sided.
Hwoarang: Actually, your left eye is sort of popped out of the socket.
Nina: Oh.
Squish! Nina pushes back the eyeball back into the socket.
Hwoarang: Disgusting.
Anna: So we're done? Cause that was very hard work.
Jin: What the heck Anna! You were flirting the whole time with Ganryu.
Anna: You saw?!?!?
Anna grows red.
Jin: No, I made that up.
Anna: Oh, good, I thought you saw me flirting with Ganryu.
Jin: So apparently you did flirt with him.
Anna: You saw!?!?!?!
Jin: Never mind.
Anna: Oh good. Whew.
The tree house looks very ugly and breaks down.
Hwoarang: NOOO!!! All our hard work!
Lei: And our money.
Hwoarang: Let's just buy a trailer house for a club house.
Jin: Sounds good.
Read and Review. Next chapter: They will start to browse for a trailer house next chappie!