Tekken Clubhouse
By TheOne
Hwoarang: Please Mr. Mishima! I really need the money!!
Heihachi: Why should I give money to you?
Hwoarang: Well you did trap us in your virtual PENU-
Heihachi: Alright! Alright! Just don't say that word.
Hwoarang: Penus?
Heihachi: I told you not to say that word!!!
Hwoarang: you mean Penus?
Heihachi: Ooooo! Why don't you dooo diddddly daddly ee by golly gee diddly doddly
doo listen diddly to my doddly oo eee diddly squat!
Hwoarang: Uh who-ee-wha-teeee?
Heihachi: Your gonna need to earn the money.
Hwoarang: Why?
Heihachi: Cuz you said that word I told you not to say!
Hwoarang: Are you talking about Penus? Cause that's not such a bad word-
Heihachi: SHUT UPPPP!!!!!
Ten minutes later, everybody is kicked out of the mansion…
Hwoarang: So much for that. Jin, why didn't you help me convince your gramps to give
money to us.
Jin: Help you? Nope, I'd never do that.
Hwoarang: you know Jin, for once you really hurt my feelings. I didn't know that you
were such a cruel pers-
Everybody leaves quietly while Hwoarang expresses his feelings to the air…how sad…
Hwoarang(continues): You're a cruel person Jin Kazama! I truly loved you, but now that
I see your true feelings toward me, I know I cannot love you anymore. It saddens me to
know that. Jin? Nina? Law? Lei? Bryan? Paul? Anna? Heihachi? Kazuya? Jun? Ganryu?
Where are you guys? Oh drats, I think they left without me.
Kuma: Ya think???!?!?!?!
Meanwhile, the others are going to a trailer dealer…
Dealer: hello! Welcome you happy youngsters!
Ogre: What'd you call me punk? Huh?!?! Answer me!!
Dealer: Whoa whoa, calm down my friend. I have a genuine gold plated horn from hell
that you might like.
Ogre: Proceed with your convincing.
Another dealer comes to Jin and the others…
Dealer: how may I help you miss.
Jin: Are you talking to me?
Dealer: My your very pretty.
Jin: Who're you talking to…
Dealer: And your boobs are just fabulously muscular. I very admire them.
Jin: Hey Nina, I think he's talking to you.
Nina: No, he's facing you.
Jin starts to get uncomfortable.
Dealer: Now, for you my pretty elf, come this way. We have this lovely pink and dazzling
trailer for sale. It's normally one hundred thousand dollars, but for you my pretty… It'll
be just plain ol one dollar.
Jin: You must be mistaken. I'm not a girl.
Dealer: My your pretty. Are you like a supermodel or something?
Jin: Well I am a Namco product.
Dealer: Namco? That's one nasty group of people. You couldn't have been there. Your
too hottt. You should totally be with me. Your just sooo turning me on.
Jin: Ummmm… someone help me.
Lei steps up.
Lei: Are you calling my friend here a girl.
Dealer: Wow, two hot gals in one day. I must be blessed.
Lei: Hey, you shut up! We're not a girl!
Dealer: Oh YEAH! I like this feisty one! Your just burning me up! Keep going!
Lei: SHUT up!!!!!
Dealer: Seriously, I think I saw on you on the sports illustrated magazine in the bikini
section!
Jin: Hey, you stop that! Shut up!
Dealer: Your soooo pretty. Will you go on a double date with me? I have this friend. And
he's so handsome. But who to choose for MY date.
Jin: Could you stop. Please.
Dealer: You're the sensitive one aren't you? You're my type gal.
Jin: I'm-getting-angry-now…you-better-quit-it!
Jin face starts to grow purple and wings…
Dealer: Did you just put new makeup on? Cause you seem more attractive.
Jin: YOU BETTER STOP NOW!!
Dealer: Would you like to come to bed-
SPLAT! Jin slashes the dealer's head off and it flies off into the distance still bragging
about jin's beauty.
Nina: That was pretty violent.
Ling: TOTALLY!!!
Everybody turns around.
Everybody: LING XIAOYU?!?!??!?!?!?
Jin: I thought Hwoarang killed you!
Ling: He did. And Bruce Irvin also killed Baek Doo San. And all our spirits went back to
the original.
Jin: Wow….Can't believe that could actually happen.
Ling: Well it did. Man, that dealer man sure thought I was hot.
Jin and Lei: YOU?!?!?! That dealer was talking to you?
Jin: Uh oh…
Lei: You killed him for no reason!
Jin: I thought he meant I was hot! Oh my------------------------------------------
Too bad Jin. Good thing nobody saw. Or did they? Find out on Judge Julia, cuz they will have a trial.
Paul: Hey, can we just grab one and go? I have diarrhea and it's starting to-
Pshooooooohhhhh!!!
Jin: Oh man! That's one stinkin fart dude.
Paul: Course.
The Tekken Crew arrive at an open field and they put there stolen trailer in the middle of
the plains while Paul pushes his hardest to get all that major gas out of his body.
Nina: I still think I smell his fart…
Jin: Me too.
Ganryu: Don't look at me. I'm just eating this cheese here.
Jin: Right. So! Let's get started on this clubhouse. Any plans for the first meeting
Hwoarang?
Hwoarang: I think we should start putting in some stuff in. Like TV's and couches. You
know, to make things comfortable.
Ganryu: Foods all I need man.
Hwoarang: You mean you need a life.
Ganryu: I guess, I guess that'll work.
Hwoarang, Nina, Lei, and Jin head over to Walmart to buy some new furniture.
Nina: Ooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! I want that inviso underwear.
Lei: How bout not. We're not spending our pay for your undies. Oh man! Check out that
boxer!!! That's gotta be the tightest thing man!
Jin: Ummm, right. Hey that TV looks good for the trailer.
Nina: It's $3,000 dollars. We can't even pay for half that!
Jin: My grandy can. I stole his credit card while I visited him this summer.
Hwoarang: sweeeet! Let's buy loads of stuff with that! Oh! Let's buy that movie, ummm,
what's it called…. Oh yeah. OH JEEBERS I FORGOT!!!
Jin: You mean Scooby Doo?
Hwoarang: JINKIES!! THAT"S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: …………..junkies?
Hwoarang: Right-a-roonie!!!
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