Tekken Clubhouse
By TheOne
Jin: Man, it's a beaut!
Hwoarang: Yeah, that girl is HOT!
Jin: I meant the trailer.
Hwoarang: Uh right! It's a beaut alright!
Jin: Let's go in guys.
The Tekken Crew hurry in to see there new clubhouse.
Nina: Nifty!
Anna: Totally!
Jin: Pretty coo!
Hwoarang: it's sooo HOT!!!
Lei: Hey Hwoarang!
Hwoarang: It's President Hwoarang now. I'm the head of this club.
Jin: What the heck! I bought all this stuff! I should be the head of the club.
Hwoarang: I made the idea of a club so shut up!
Jin: You gonna make me?
Hwoarang: I bet you can!
Jin: That didn't make any sense whatsoever.
Hwoarang: Who cares. Lei! What were you going to tell me earlier?
Lei: Someone's here at the door, she says that we're gonna have a club war.
Hwoarang: What's a club war?
Lei: It's where the fighters of one club challenge each other to a fight.
Hwoarang: Oh really…
Hwoarang walks to the door. A girl with a mask is there.
Mask girl: My name is Kunimitsu. My clan shall destroy your reputation. I challenge the president of this clan to a duel tomorrow.
Hwoarang: Where?
Kunimitsu: Umm, at the mall.
Hwoarang: Why're we fighting at the mall?
Kunitmitsu: Cause I have to buy a skirt for the prom. Mind your own business.
Kunimitsu leaves.
Hwoarang: This should be a cinch! Kunimitsu sucks as a fighter! I'll break her mask! Then we'll see how ugly her face is.
Jin: I should fight her. I'm the head of this place.
Hwoarang: In your dreams mister!
Jin: nuh uh!
Hwoarang: uh huh!
Jin: nuh h!
Hwoarang: uh huh!
Jin: Nuh uh!
Nina: Shut up!!! Let's have a match between you guys and whoever wins gets to fight Kunimitsu tomorrow.
Jin: Sounds fair.
Hwoarang: But Jin can become a Devil! That's not fair!
Nina: Oh shut up and fight!
Hwoarang and Jin walk out into the open field behind there clubhouse.
Hwoarang: Man, I'm going to beat the crap out of ya!
Jin: In your dreams.
Hwoarang: nuh huh.
Jin: uh huh.
Hwoarang: nuh uh!
Jin: uh-
Nina: SHUT UP!
Jin: yes sir!
Nina: Why you-
Jin: I mean mam.
Nina: Why you-
Jin: I mean granny-
Nina: Why you-
Hwoarang: Pretty assassin.
Nina: Good.
Jin: How'd you do that?
Hwoarang: Nina likes being called a pretty assassin.
Jin: Cool. Now let's fight.
Hwoarang: Already ahead of ya.
Hwoarang unleashes his Hunting hawk move right on Jin's nose. Which starts to bleed.
Jin: Man, you got a cheap shot.
Hwoarang: Fine, let's start over. Ready-
Jin: Already ahead of ya!
Jin trips hwoarang and juggles Hwoarang in the air with an uppercut.
Hwoarang: Hey that was cheap man!
Jin: We're even!
Jin rushes forward and misses his uppercut and meets Hwoarang's feet as he fakes a right and goes into left flamingo and triple kicks Jin to the ground. Hwoarang then gets on top of Jin and does his Neckbreaker.
Jin: Dang…
Hwoarang: you haven't been training have you?
Jin starts to grow enormous energy around him, while purple light glows from Jin's inside. He grows horns and his eyes turn into ruby red. Wings start to sprout.
Jin: Ground Laser Shot!
The beam goes straight through Hwoarang's helpless body and he stumbles backwards.
Hwoarang: Oh man…
Hwoarang gets up quickly and jumps high into the sunlight and blinds Jin.
Jin: Where are you?!?!
WHAM!
Hwoarang lands a quick kick onto Jin's nose. A cracking noise is heard and Jin's nose goes misplaced.
Jin: Oh you fag!
Jin flies upward and grabs Hwoarang out of the air and slams him down and lasers him down again. He lands on top of him and starts pummeling him pierces Hwoarang with his horns and does multiple comboes with his sharp wings and lasers him while he is floating into death in the sky. Hwoarang lands face down…
Hwoarang: He's still-still-He's still….better….
Lei: Dang.
Nina: Wow.
Jin lands on the ground and starts to grow a peachy color and returns normal but still with flaring eyes.
Jin: Oh I'm dizzy. What the heck?!?!
Hwoarang does his public enemy move and switches stance and lands a kick up high onto Jin's chest. With the last ounce of energy, Hwoarang does his Death Defying Attack (his ten hit combo) on Jin's falling body.
Hwoarang: Na nun ann jull ka yah!!!!!!!!!!