Super Smash Brothers Jeopardy Show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anoncer: Today on Jeopardy W/ Alex Trebek we have three of Nintendos Super Smash Brothers- Link, Mario, and C. Falcon! Now to you Alex
Alex Trebek: Thank you Bob. So first lets meet our contestants. (Turns to Link, Mario, and C. Falcon) Link what do you do in between saving worlds???
Link: Well, I grow a beard and shave it off, and eat cheese. Lots and lots and lots of cheese.
A.T: Weirdo. (turns to Mario) Mario what do you do besides beat bowser up.
Mario: I eat pasta, fix pipes, go to my part-time job as a doctor,help clean the enviroment, eat pasta, eat pasta, blablablablablablabla.
AT: 2 things. you said pasta twice, and why do you keep saying blablabla???
M: Blablabla (mario falls asleep)
AT: (Grows really big) MARIO, WAKE UP U IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mario woke up frightened) Why do you keep saying bla!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!
M: It keeps me entertained. (mario fell asleep again)
AT: That's stupid. (looks at C. Falcon) How 'bout u????
C. Falcon: Show Me Your Moves!
AT: Yes but what do you do???
CF: Moves me show your!
AT: If thats all ur gonna say im gonna have to label you also as a wacko. And your so moronic you cant even put the words in the right order!!!!
L: Hahahahahahaha... He talks foony.
AT: You mean funny???
L: No I mean foony
AT: Lets just get on with show!!!!!! The categories are-
Colors\Holidays\Times\cartoon characters. And Link has the chance to choose first.
L: Times for $400
AT: If it is 45 minutes after 1, what time is it???
L: (presses his button) Cheese o' clock.
AT: (looks at answer card) Thats not even a time.
CF: What si (mario snores loudly)
AT: What????????
CF: What is (mario snores more loudly)
AT: This is getting old. Ill just say u got it wrong.
CF: (Sadly) Show me ur... mo... mo... moves (breaks out in tears)
Captain Falcon runs out of the room still crying. He puts his hands overs his eyes and doesnt see the big huge door he was about to run into! He hit the door so hard it fell down on top of him! I feel sorry for him... NOT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Captain Falcon slid off the door. And continued to run, still running. Captain Falcon ran into the wall, and it fell on him. He slid out and continued to run. Then gaurds picked him up and dragged him back to the studio, but not before a tree fell on Captain Falcon.
AT: Time's up! Link next question.
L: Cartoon Characters for $100
AT: This mouce has a name of Mickey. Who is he???
CF: Mickey Mouse
AT: Oh my god he got it right! Next catagory CF
CF: Colors for $800
(A blue light flashes) AT: What is this color???
CF: Red
AT: Incorrect. Darn it I thought he was smart!
CF: Guess not!
AT: Im going to go shoot myself for inviting these people! (AT walks upstairs)
The camera guy runs upstairs after AT. The screen to their please stand by camera thing. A break dancing Ganondorf appears on the screen... when he is shot. Then the screen goes black
CF: (In the background) what does this do???
Captain Falcon appeared on the screen.
CF: Wow. (CF poses) Show me ur moves
Guy watching show: (points at CF) What kinda crap is this?!?!?!?!?!
AT: Okay lets look at the scores. Link has a score of cheese???? Mario has a score of nothing, and C. Falcon has a score of -$800. I gotta quit this job!
CF: Show me your moves!
L: I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese!
AT pulls out a gun and fires it to the ceiling.
M: (springs to life) Were under attack! (mario screams like a sissy. then jumps thru the wall.)
AT: I'm sorrounded by frickin' idiots!!!
CF: Yes... you ARE!
L: I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese!!
AT: (rips out what liitle hair he has. and knocks down everyone's podium. He takes out a flamethrower) I'm sorrounded by frickin' idiots!!!!!!!! (runs off)
M: (runs back into the room) Hey where's Alex???
CF: He ran off! Show me ur moves.
CG: Dont worry he'll be back..................................................................................................................
AT: (is booted back in the room by police) Sorry about that. I dont know what came over me.
CF: Show me.. we did... ur moves!
Alex Trebek fell down from exhaustion and got knocked unconcuois. Mario walked and poked Alex Trebek with a wrench. Link walked over and sat down in front of Alex Trebek and watched Mario poke him. While Captain Falcon stayed at his knocked over podium and did poses. The camera guy walked over to see what Mario and Link were doing.
CG: (sees AT) What the he!! are you jack@$$es doing?!?!?!?!?!?! (CG Matrix kicks Link and Mario away. CG turned into a pramedic. He took out the little heartbeat thingies) CLEAR!
AG: (standing up) I feel like I was unconciously laying on the floor being poked and watched by frickin' idiots.
CF: (still posing) U where. Show me ur moves!
AT: You wanna see my moves. (walks over to CF) Here are my movesss (punches CF. CF fell out cold to the floor) That was my move.
CG: Wow ur strong.
AT: Naw its just special effects
CG: oh okay. I thought something was wrong here. Cuz I mean some incredibly old guy ko-ing a pro fighter in one hit.
AT: Actually they use special effects to make this guy look strong. Infact they have special effects for everything. and hey (points at CG) why arent you doing your job???
CG:Whooops I guess i forgot (walks over to the camera and continues to do his job) Happy now???????
The camera toggles between people revealing C. Falcon knocked out (sorta), Mario up against the wall, and Link eating cheese.
M: (points to Link) Hey! u going to-a share that cheese-a?
L: What if I dont?!?!?!?!?!!
M: I'd have to do this!!! (Mario launches at Link)
L: Owww he bit me!
M: My leg-a!!!!!
L: Stand still so I can kick ya in the nuts!
M: Oh no you dont!
L: Oh yes I do!!!!!!!
Alex Trebek runs over to Captain Falcon and picks him up. He then runs over to Link and Mario and whacks 'em both with Captain Falcon.
AT: Shut up and hands to urself you bunch of buffoons!!
In the part of the studio where the people edit and revise the progams that theyre playing:
Edited TV:
AT:(to Mario Link and Captain Falcon) Im gonna ****ing kick ur ****ing ***es you bunch of *****es! Im gonna beet the living **** out of you **** people!
CG: Thats a lotta ****ing cusswords!
:::Back To the show:::
Security barges in and seperates Link, Mario, and Alex Trebek. They drag Alex Trebek away.
AT: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
L: Cheeese!
M: U never answered my question are you gonna share that?
L; NO!!!
M: (gets angry) why I outta! (Mario kicks the cheese outta Link's hands)
L: (the cheese is falling to the floor (in slow motion)) NOOOOO! (the cheese hits the ground) Now Im gonna starve! (the camera zooms in on Link's belly and it is about 50 inches wide) (Link attacks mario)
CF: (wakes up) Hey whatchadoin??? (jumps into the fight)
The security guy come back with Alex Trebek. But hes all battered up and has a black eye.
Security: Do ur stuff!
AT: (pulls out a whistle and blows on it) STOP!!!
Link, Mario, and Captain Falcon froze where they were. Revealing that CF was headbutting Mario, Mario was choking Link, and Link's foot up Captain Falcon's butt.
A little ringing sound went off.
AT: (Looks at camera) Im sorry folks but time is up. So today's winner is Mario, with a score of nothing.
Alex Trebek stomps off annoyed about the winner's score.
AT: IM QUITING THIS STUPID JOB!!!!!!!!
Anoncer: Today on Jeopardy W/ Alex Trebek we have three of Nintendos Super Smash Brothers- Link, Mario, and C. Falcon! Now to you Alex
Alex Trebek: Thank you Bob. So first lets meet our contestants. (Turns to Link, Mario, and C. Falcon) Link what do you do in between saving worlds???
Link: Well, I grow a beard and shave it off, and eat cheese. Lots and lots and lots of cheese.
A.T: Weirdo. (turns to Mario) Mario what do you do besides beat bowser up.
Mario: I eat pasta, fix pipes, go to my part-time job as a doctor,help clean the enviroment, eat pasta, eat pasta, blablablablablablabla.
AT: 2 things. you said pasta twice, and why do you keep saying blablabla???
M: Blablabla (mario falls asleep)
AT: (Grows really big) MARIO, WAKE UP U IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mario woke up frightened) Why do you keep saying bla!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!
M: It keeps me entertained. (mario fell asleep again)
AT: That's stupid. (looks at C. Falcon) How 'bout u????
C. Falcon: Show Me Your Moves!
AT: Yes but what do you do???
CF: Moves me show your!
AT: If thats all ur gonna say im gonna have to label you also as a wacko. And your so moronic you cant even put the words in the right order!!!!
L: Hahahahahahaha... He talks foony.
AT: You mean funny???
L: No I mean foony
AT: Lets just get on with show!!!!!! The categories are-
Colors\Holidays\Times\cartoon characters. And Link has the chance to choose first.
L: Times for $400
AT: If it is 45 minutes after 1, what time is it???
L: (presses his button) Cheese o' clock.
AT: (looks at answer card) Thats not even a time.
CF: What si (mario snores loudly)
AT: What????????
CF: What is (mario snores more loudly)
AT: This is getting old. Ill just say u got it wrong.
CF: (Sadly) Show me ur... mo... mo... moves (breaks out in tears)
Captain Falcon runs out of the room still crying. He puts his hands overs his eyes and doesnt see the big huge door he was about to run into! He hit the door so hard it fell down on top of him! I feel sorry for him... NOT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Captain Falcon slid off the door. And continued to run, still running. Captain Falcon ran into the wall, and it fell on him. He slid out and continued to run. Then gaurds picked him up and dragged him back to the studio, but not before a tree fell on Captain Falcon.
AT: Time's up! Link next question.
L: Cartoon Characters for $100
AT: This mouce has a name of Mickey. Who is he???
CF: Mickey Mouse
AT: Oh my god he got it right! Next catagory CF
CF: Colors for $800
(A blue light flashes) AT: What is this color???
CF: Red
AT: Incorrect. Darn it I thought he was smart!
CF: Guess not!
AT: Im going to go shoot myself for inviting these people! (AT walks upstairs)
The camera guy runs upstairs after AT. The screen to their please stand by camera thing. A break dancing Ganondorf appears on the screen... when he is shot. Then the screen goes black
CF: (In the background) what does this do???
Captain Falcon appeared on the screen.
CF: Wow. (CF poses) Show me ur moves
Guy watching show: (points at CF) What kinda crap is this?!?!?!?!?!
AT: Okay lets look at the scores. Link has a score of cheese???? Mario has a score of nothing, and C. Falcon has a score of -$800. I gotta quit this job!
CF: Show me your moves!
L: I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese!
AT pulls out a gun and fires it to the ceiling.
M: (springs to life) Were under attack! (mario screams like a sissy. then jumps thru the wall.)
AT: I'm sorrounded by frickin' idiots!!!
CF: Yes... you ARE!
L: I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese!!
AT: (rips out what liitle hair he has. and knocks down everyone's podium. He takes out a flamethrower) I'm sorrounded by frickin' idiots!!!!!!!! (runs off)
M: (runs back into the room) Hey where's Alex???
CF: He ran off! Show me ur moves.
CG: Dont worry he'll be back..................................................................................................................
AT: (is booted back in the room by police) Sorry about that. I dont know what came over me.
CF: Show me.. we did... ur moves!
Alex Trebek fell down from exhaustion and got knocked unconcuois. Mario walked and poked Alex Trebek with a wrench. Link walked over and sat down in front of Alex Trebek and watched Mario poke him. While Captain Falcon stayed at his knocked over podium and did poses. The camera guy walked over to see what Mario and Link were doing.
CG: (sees AT) What the he!! are you jack@$$es doing?!?!?!?!?!?! (CG Matrix kicks Link and Mario away. CG turned into a pramedic. He took out the little heartbeat thingies) CLEAR!
AG: (standing up) I feel like I was unconciously laying on the floor being poked and watched by frickin' idiots.
CF: (still posing) U where. Show me ur moves!
AT: You wanna see my moves. (walks over to CF) Here are my movesss (punches CF. CF fell out cold to the floor) That was my move.
CG: Wow ur strong.
AT: Naw its just special effects
CG: oh okay. I thought something was wrong here. Cuz I mean some incredibly old guy ko-ing a pro fighter in one hit.
AT: Actually they use special effects to make this guy look strong. Infact they have special effects for everything. and hey (points at CG) why arent you doing your job???
CG:Whooops I guess i forgot (walks over to the camera and continues to do his job) Happy now???????
The camera toggles between people revealing C. Falcon knocked out (sorta), Mario up against the wall, and Link eating cheese.
M: (points to Link) Hey! u going to-a share that cheese-a?
L: What if I dont?!?!?!?!?!!
M: I'd have to do this!!! (Mario launches at Link)
L: Owww he bit me!
M: My leg-a!!!!!
L: Stand still so I can kick ya in the nuts!
M: Oh no you dont!
L: Oh yes I do!!!!!!!
Alex Trebek runs over to Captain Falcon and picks him up. He then runs over to Link and Mario and whacks 'em both with Captain Falcon.
AT: Shut up and hands to urself you bunch of buffoons!!
In the part of the studio where the people edit and revise the progams that theyre playing:
Edited TV:
AT:(to Mario Link and Captain Falcon) Im gonna ****ing kick ur ****ing ***es you bunch of *****es! Im gonna beet the living **** out of you **** people!
CG: Thats a lotta ****ing cusswords!
:::Back To the show:::
Security barges in and seperates Link, Mario, and Alex Trebek. They drag Alex Trebek away.
AT: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
L: Cheeese!
M: U never answered my question are you gonna share that?
L; NO!!!
M: (gets angry) why I outta! (Mario kicks the cheese outta Link's hands)
L: (the cheese is falling to the floor (in slow motion)) NOOOOO! (the cheese hits the ground) Now Im gonna starve! (the camera zooms in on Link's belly and it is about 50 inches wide) (Link attacks mario)
CF: (wakes up) Hey whatchadoin??? (jumps into the fight)
The security guy come back with Alex Trebek. But hes all battered up and has a black eye.
Security: Do ur stuff!
AT: (pulls out a whistle and blows on it) STOP!!!
Link, Mario, and Captain Falcon froze where they were. Revealing that CF was headbutting Mario, Mario was choking Link, and Link's foot up Captain Falcon's butt.
A little ringing sound went off.
AT: (Looks at camera) Im sorry folks but time is up. So today's winner is Mario, with a score of nothing.
Alex Trebek stomps off annoyed about the winner's score.
AT: IM QUITING THIS STUPID JOB!!!!!!!!