THE SUPER SMASH BROS JEOPARDY SHOW
AT: Hello and welcome to another episode of SUPER SMASH JEOPARDY! Today we have or old champion, Mario. With two new challengers Ganondork...
Ganondorf: (hits buzzer) actually thats Ganondorf.
AT: The card said Ganondork, and u dont have to hit the buzzer when we're not asking questions.
G: (hits buzzer) Must be a typ-o.
AT: Stop hitting ur buzzer. And self typing computers dont have typ-os.
G: (hits buzzer) Madam fortune mommy.
AT: Moving on... Our next challenger is Bowser. Bowser what do you do???
Bowser: I kidnap Peach
AT: Anything else?
Bowser: I plant flowers, make soups, and paint cars pink.
AT: (to himself) I think he's gay.
Mario: I thought u went insane last episode???
AT:.......
M: Do you have any food here??
AT: (points to a table) (sighs) right there.
M: (Runs over to the table) Salmon, shrimp, shiskabob, what the heck kinda food is this???
AT: I put it there to make you made.
M: (sits down on his chair infront of his podium) screw u! (the seat tips over) Wo!
B and G: (point at Mario on the floor) hehehehahahaha.
Suddenly the floor sinks and comes up as a wrestling ring.
M: (gets up) why I outta!!!!! (G, M, and B get in a fight)
G starts choking B when Mario schemes.
Audience guy #1: Mario giv him the chair! Give him the chair!
Mario picks up his fallen- over chair. He then walks up behind Bowser and........
BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! The chair busts in half on Bowser, cousing him to fall to the ground.. Then a referee comes out.
Referee: (runs up to Bowser) 1...2...3! He's out. (he drags Bowser off the stage)
Then cage walls pop up. Mario starts to climb the cage.
M: Im-a gonna win!
G: Oh no u dont! (G shakes the cage causing Mario to fall)
M: (puts hands on his head) Mummimeha!
Alex Trebek walks over to the camera guy.
AT: When do we do actual Jeopardy... (thinks a little) if thats possible.
CG: when one of them wins.
G jumps up to the top of the cage and climbs down.
G: I win!
CG: Now you can go.
AT: Okay everyone to your podiums.
M: I dont have a seat!
AT: Steal one from Bowser. He's obviously not coming back!
B: (barges into the room) steal from me eh? (he burns mario, AT, and mario's podium)
M: Now I dont have a podium!
AT: Steal bowser's podium
B: dont you know anything?!?!?!?!??!?!
Two men come out with tranquilizers and shoot Bowser. Then they drag him away.
AT: Now lets play jeopardy.
A/N: I dont feel like typing the categories so live with it.
AT: Mario u go first.
M: Kiss my @$$ for $100
AT: Thats not a catego... HEY!!! Ganondork... dorf.. u go now.
G: Im with Mario for $100
AT: SCREW U ALL! I'll choose for u. Holidays for $200. This holiday starts with a E ends with a ASTER.
G: Easter... Easter... Easter!
M: (hits buzzer) Christmas.
AT: Incorrect.
G: EASTER!!!!!!!!
AT: (buzzer goes off) time's up! The answer was Easter.
G: That's what I said...
AT: But u didnt hit ur buzzer.
G: U said I didnt have to!
AT: I said...
G: I am such an idiot
AT: Yes u r. Next question... Ganon.
G: Money stuff for $100
AT: if you subtract $.45 from $.45, what do u have?
M: (snores)
G: (hits buzzer) .00
AT: Incorrect. The answer was $.00
G: That's what I said!
AT: U forgot the $ sign.
G: That's not fair! I DIDNT FORGET TO PUT IT! THE AUTHER DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
Cheese-In-Pants: I did not!
G: Yes u did!
Cheese-In-Pants: I did not!
G: Yes u did!
Cheese-In-Pants: I did not!
G: Yes u did!
Cheese-In-Pants: I did not!
G: Yes u did!
Cheese-In-Pants: I did not!
G: Yes u did!
Cheese-In-Pants: Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up! (in back ground:
G: Yes u did, yes u did, yes u did, yes u did, yes u did, yes u did, yes u did, yes u did!!!!!!)
AT: SHUT THE HECK UP!!!
Cheese-in-pants and G: (cowering) yes sir :(
A/N: I cant believe im getting pushed around by some old guy! Well back to the story!
AT: Lets just move on to final Jeopardy! Answer this question by writing it down. FINISH THIS SENTNCE: Mary had a lttle ____???
(music plays)
AT: Now lets see what you wrote (he walked over to Mario) You wrote :::Pasta::: (he walked over to Ganondorf) u wrote :::Iron Fist:::
camera guy: I think Ganondorf has a blood thirst.
AT: Well Mario finishes with a score of -$200, Ganondorf -$100, Bowser $0. Not again with the $0 winner. Bowser wins :( At least we didnt have to go thru with the please stand bye thing...
G: (gets angry becuz he didnt win) AHHHHHHHHHH!! (runs up and breaks the camera)
::::On screen::::
PLEASE STAND BY
:::In background:::
AT: I spoke 2 soon!
AT: Hello and welcome to another episode of SUPER SMASH JEOPARDY! Today we have or old champion, Mario. With two new challengers Ganondork...
Ganondorf: (hits buzzer) actually thats Ganondorf.
AT: The card said Ganondork, and u dont have to hit the buzzer when we're not asking questions.
G: (hits buzzer) Must be a typ-o.
AT: Stop hitting ur buzzer. And self typing computers dont have typ-os.
G: (hits buzzer) Madam fortune mommy.
AT: Moving on... Our next challenger is Bowser. Bowser what do you do???
Bowser: I kidnap Peach
AT: Anything else?
Bowser: I plant flowers, make soups, and paint cars pink.
AT: (to himself) I think he's gay.
Mario: I thought u went insane last episode???
AT:.......
M: Do you have any food here??
AT: (points to a table) (sighs) right there.
M: (Runs over to the table) Salmon, shrimp, shiskabob, what the heck kinda food is this???
AT: I put it there to make you made.
M: (sits down on his chair infront of his podium) screw u! (the seat tips over) Wo!
B and G: (point at Mario on the floor) hehehehahahaha.
Suddenly the floor sinks and comes up as a wrestling ring.
M: (gets up) why I outta!!!!! (G, M, and B get in a fight)
G starts choking B when Mario schemes.
Audience guy #1: Mario giv him the chair! Give him the chair!
Mario picks up his fallen- over chair. He then walks up behind Bowser and........
BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! The chair busts in half on Bowser, cousing him to fall to the ground.. Then a referee comes out.
Referee: (runs up to Bowser) 1...2...3! He's out. (he drags Bowser off the stage)
Then cage walls pop up. Mario starts to climb the cage.
M: Im-a gonna win!
G: Oh no u dont! (G shakes the cage causing Mario to fall)
M: (puts hands on his head) Mummimeha!
Alex Trebek walks over to the camera guy.
AT: When do we do actual Jeopardy... (thinks a little) if thats possible.
CG: when one of them wins.
G jumps up to the top of the cage and climbs down.
G: I win!
CG: Now you can go.
AT: Okay everyone to your podiums.
M: I dont have a seat!
AT: Steal one from Bowser. He's obviously not coming back!
B: (barges into the room) steal from me eh? (he burns mario, AT, and mario's podium)
M: Now I dont have a podium!
AT: Steal bowser's podium
B: dont you know anything?!?!?!?!??!?!
Two men come out with tranquilizers and shoot Bowser. Then they drag him away.
AT: Now lets play jeopardy.
A/N: I dont feel like typing the categories so live with it.
AT: Mario u go first.
M: Kiss my @$$ for $100
AT: Thats not a catego... HEY!!! Ganondork... dorf.. u go now.
G: Im with Mario for $100
AT: SCREW U ALL! I'll choose for u. Holidays for $200. This holiday starts with a E ends with a ASTER.
G: Easter... Easter... Easter!
M: (hits buzzer) Christmas.
AT: Incorrect.
G: EASTER!!!!!!!!
AT: (buzzer goes off) time's up! The answer was Easter.
G: That's what I said...
AT: But u didnt hit ur buzzer.
G: U said I didnt have to!
AT: I said...
G: I am such an idiot
AT: Yes u r. Next question... Ganon.
G: Money stuff for $100
AT: if you subtract $.45 from $.45, what do u have?
M: (snores)
G: (hits buzzer) .00
AT: Incorrect. The answer was $.00
G: That's what I said!
AT: U forgot the $ sign.
G: That's not fair! I DIDNT FORGET TO PUT IT! THE AUTHER DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
Cheese-In-Pants: I did not!
G: Yes u did!
Cheese-In-Pants: I did not!
G: Yes u did!
Cheese-In-Pants: I did not!
G: Yes u did!
Cheese-In-Pants: I did not!
G: Yes u did!
Cheese-In-Pants: I did not!
G: Yes u did!
Cheese-In-Pants: Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up! (in back ground:
G: Yes u did, yes u did, yes u did, yes u did, yes u did, yes u did, yes u did, yes u did!!!!!!)
AT: SHUT THE HECK UP!!!
Cheese-in-pants and G: (cowering) yes sir :(
A/N: I cant believe im getting pushed around by some old guy! Well back to the story!
AT: Lets just move on to final Jeopardy! Answer this question by writing it down. FINISH THIS SENTNCE: Mary had a lttle ____???
(music plays)
AT: Now lets see what you wrote (he walked over to Mario) You wrote :::Pasta::: (he walked over to Ganondorf) u wrote :::Iron Fist:::
camera guy: I think Ganondorf has a blood thirst.
AT: Well Mario finishes with a score of -$200, Ganondorf -$100, Bowser $0. Not again with the $0 winner. Bowser wins :( At least we didnt have to go thru with the please stand bye thing...
G: (gets angry becuz he didnt win) AHHHHHHHHHH!! (runs up and breaks the camera)
::::On screen::::
PLEASE STAND BY
:::In background:::
AT: I spoke 2 soon!