Time went by quick in the mushroom kingdom. Before any one knew it
the day for the brawl to end all brawls had come. Mario, Luigi, and Wario
stood on one side of the giant flat platform with. Bowser and his sons Roy
and Lemmy. Toad yelled from the side behind the Mario brothers as the rest
of mushroom kingdom piled into the stadium surrounding the giant fighting
arena. "Ladies and gentlemen introductions are not necessary only the
rules. All warriors are allowed to bring one weapon of any type shape or
size. Death is considered a mutual loss for either side and the last one
standing on either side is the winner. On this side Bowser Koopa has chosen
his faithful Chomp as a weapon." Bowser smiled as he petted the oversized
metal ball creature chained to his hand. "Roy Koopa has chosen to use a
power wand." Roy just held the wand like a walking stick yawning and
waiting with growing impatience for the battle to begin. "And Lemmy has of
course his ball." Thousands of koopa cheered mightily at their team. mostly
because they where afraid of what would happen if they didn't. "Now on this
side we have the great Mario brothers!!" The people of mushroom kingdom
roared enthusiasm as toad struggled to announce their weapons. "Mario and
his magnificent mallet!!!" The roar grew so loud it was like deafening
thunder. "Luigi and his smashing racoon get up!!!" The crowd seemed to
burst with cheering blasting the ears and shaking the ground." "And Wario-"
The sudden silence was almost as loud as the cheering was no one said
anything not even a boo. "Um yes well" A crowd member spoke up. "Look at
the pretty colors on his jump suit he's like a piniata'" Laughing came
rushing out as Wario clenched his fists in rage. "Piniata eh? I'll show you
piniata." Roaring like an insane beast Wario leaped into the crowd and
began wailing on the guy that spoke. Panic ran through the crowd as they
ran away in fear.
With Wario's heckler being carried away on a stretcher the warriors finally mellowed him out and soon they where in the arena again. This time minus the crowd. "Well I guess we should just start. Fighters...... GO!!!" Roy quickly threw Lemmy the wand as he stepped forward and nodded to Wario. "I'll take the fat ugly stupid psychotic piniata." Wario jumped almost as high as Mario could when he heard that. Landing on Roy like a boulder. Roy quickly recovered though pushing Wario off of him. Wario of course fell back a bit but quickly changed again. Soon the two where locked hand to hand trying to push each other into submission. "Come on fatty give up! Your never gonna win!" Roy pushed with all his strength but a twinkle in Wario's eye showed he wasn't out yet. His hat suddenly burst jet like flame from its back. Tucking his arm in he let the koopa stumble forward then with the jet cap flaming his arm slammed into his opponents face hard knocking the larger Koopa down, but Wario's attack wasn't finished there. Soon he was blasting towards Bowser at top speed his feet just off the ground and his rock hard shoulder aimed right at the king Koopa's chest. "He he I win Bowser!" "Actually Wario I saw you coming a mile away ." Wario suddenly stopped and looked at the king koopa. What he found was Lemmy on his ball with his power wand. "Good bye Wario." Lemmy smiled and with one wave of the wand three power rings where sent. Unwilling to dodge the weak looking slow moving rings he just laughed and charged straight ahead at full speed. The first hit hard. His jet hat flew off and what ever chance he had off escaping the other two rings with it. Cringing in pain he felt the electric sting of its force echo through his body bruising bones from the inside out. Then the second hit. "AHHHHH" His scream was gut wrenching as his left leg shattered and again the force echoed through him. The third was on its way. Gritting his teeth he stood on his one lag and with one lucky hop he jumped through the ring. Lemmy gawked stunned as he saw this. "That all you got you little punk?" Screaming in pain and frustration he bounded forward knocking the ball out from under Lemmy with his shoulder then sending a bone crunching upper cut into the smaller koopas body. While the Koopa fell to the ground the wand bounced from his unconscious hand and directly in front of his father. "Ugh Your next Koopa." Barely able to walk he half hobbled towards koopa, but he was stopped when Luigi suddenly jumped in front of him. It wasn't until Wario saw him fall to his knees screaming in pain that he knew why. Not being as strong as Wario Luigi could only take the first ring before he couldn't see beyond his own tear filled eyes. By then the second hit and while nothing shattered Luigi could feel his body go numb from the pain. Then as the third ripped through him he collapsed unconscious. Mario quickly called a time out with his hands and ran to his brothers side. Wario walked forward knitting his brow in confusion as he saw the tears in Mario's eyes. In that moment when Luigi saved him and now as he saw Mario mourn for the pain Luigi had felt he suddenly recalled what it had been like when they where to young to have grudges in those few moments he remembered what it was like to have brothers. "Get outa the way you idiot!!" Wario screamed as he slapped Mario away from Luigi with minimal effort. "I got him." Grunting Wario picked Luigi up and walked for the side of the arena. His shattered leg began to cut through muscle and skin and soon he bled as he finally made it to the side. Sighing he threw Luigi on the stretcher below then passed out and fell over the side of the arena to onto the soft grass below.
Wario took out to of the Koopas single handedly but when it came for the big guy..... well............ Can Mario beat Koopa once more? Or do I have more imagination then that and the real question is : what crazy nonsense is Chris gonna think of next. All this and more insane ramblings on the next "Beyond Star Road"
With Wario's heckler being carried away on a stretcher the warriors finally mellowed him out and soon they where in the arena again. This time minus the crowd. "Well I guess we should just start. Fighters...... GO!!!" Roy quickly threw Lemmy the wand as he stepped forward and nodded to Wario. "I'll take the fat ugly stupid psychotic piniata." Wario jumped almost as high as Mario could when he heard that. Landing on Roy like a boulder. Roy quickly recovered though pushing Wario off of him. Wario of course fell back a bit but quickly changed again. Soon the two where locked hand to hand trying to push each other into submission. "Come on fatty give up! Your never gonna win!" Roy pushed with all his strength but a twinkle in Wario's eye showed he wasn't out yet. His hat suddenly burst jet like flame from its back. Tucking his arm in he let the koopa stumble forward then with the jet cap flaming his arm slammed into his opponents face hard knocking the larger Koopa down, but Wario's attack wasn't finished there. Soon he was blasting towards Bowser at top speed his feet just off the ground and his rock hard shoulder aimed right at the king Koopa's chest. "He he I win Bowser!" "Actually Wario I saw you coming a mile away ." Wario suddenly stopped and looked at the king koopa. What he found was Lemmy on his ball with his power wand. "Good bye Wario." Lemmy smiled and with one wave of the wand three power rings where sent. Unwilling to dodge the weak looking slow moving rings he just laughed and charged straight ahead at full speed. The first hit hard. His jet hat flew off and what ever chance he had off escaping the other two rings with it. Cringing in pain he felt the electric sting of its force echo through his body bruising bones from the inside out. Then the second hit. "AHHHHH" His scream was gut wrenching as his left leg shattered and again the force echoed through him. The third was on its way. Gritting his teeth he stood on his one lag and with one lucky hop he jumped through the ring. Lemmy gawked stunned as he saw this. "That all you got you little punk?" Screaming in pain and frustration he bounded forward knocking the ball out from under Lemmy with his shoulder then sending a bone crunching upper cut into the smaller koopas body. While the Koopa fell to the ground the wand bounced from his unconscious hand and directly in front of his father. "Ugh Your next Koopa." Barely able to walk he half hobbled towards koopa, but he was stopped when Luigi suddenly jumped in front of him. It wasn't until Wario saw him fall to his knees screaming in pain that he knew why. Not being as strong as Wario Luigi could only take the first ring before he couldn't see beyond his own tear filled eyes. By then the second hit and while nothing shattered Luigi could feel his body go numb from the pain. Then as the third ripped through him he collapsed unconscious. Mario quickly called a time out with his hands and ran to his brothers side. Wario walked forward knitting his brow in confusion as he saw the tears in Mario's eyes. In that moment when Luigi saved him and now as he saw Mario mourn for the pain Luigi had felt he suddenly recalled what it had been like when they where to young to have grudges in those few moments he remembered what it was like to have brothers. "Get outa the way you idiot!!" Wario screamed as he slapped Mario away from Luigi with minimal effort. "I got him." Grunting Wario picked Luigi up and walked for the side of the arena. His shattered leg began to cut through muscle and skin and soon he bled as he finally made it to the side. Sighing he threw Luigi on the stretcher below then passed out and fell over the side of the arena to onto the soft grass below.
Wario took out to of the Koopas single handedly but when it came for the big guy..... well............ Can Mario beat Koopa once more? Or do I have more imagination then that and the real question is : what crazy nonsense is Chris gonna think of next. All this and more insane ramblings on the next "Beyond Star Road"
