The Official Fanfiction University of Ranma 1/2
Disclaimer: This story is based loosely off Camilla Sandman's,"The Official Fanfiction University of Middle Earth", with her permission. No Ranma 1/2 characters mentioned in this story are mine.
Author's Note: Well I finally finished the first chapter. Took me long enough, but that's me for ya. I blame it on the school system! Guess I'd better stop ranting now. Enjoy! Here's Chapter 1: It was a night much like any other......okay so it wasn't exactly like any other, but we'll get to that later. Other than that everything was exactly the same. Anyway it was the same old thing. And as usual Lauren sat down at her computer and turned it on. She yawned slightly as she waited for her computer to boot up. "Ranma! Prepare to die!"said Ryoga's voice, indicating the computer was fully up. She smiled at her Ryoga background,"Hi to you too Ryo-kun,"she said, talking to her computer.
She connected to the internet and went to check the reviews of one of her many Ranma 1/2 fics. She smiled as she saw the latest chapter of her new fic had earned ifself a few more reviews. "All right,"she said to herself as she read through them. As soon as she had finished, she decided to write some more on the fic.
The students all stood and stared at the building of Furinkan high school, it was suppose to be another ordinary day. Except the building itself was different in many possible ways, the normal cream white color was painted with splashes of a vivid yellow in circular smiley faces. Ryoga crashed through the wall and his eyes darted about looking, searching. "RANMA!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?"
i Akane let out a breath and looked at Ryoga. "He's sick today Ryoga." "Sick." Ryoga blinked. "Yes, sorry maybe next week." "Next week." Ryoga sighed. "Damn what am I going to do for a week with out Ranma around to challenge?" "For starters Ryoga you can find out who did this to the school!" remarked a teacher. He turned round to see his normal hole in the school that he made upon entrance of trying to find his way to the front of the school to get ready for when Ranma arrived. "Not the hole Ryoga I know you enough by now." The teacher pointed up. Ryoga's eyes followed the finger and he looked at the two identical smiley face on either side of the school building it looked more like a couple of large round eyes to him making the building take on a human like quality. the smiley faces he realized were not faces but a lame attempt at drawing pupils in the eyes of the building. "That looks like someone I know." Ryoga muttered. There was a black cloth slung over the top of the building that was obviously trying to give a hair effect to the building. Akane tilted her head to the side. "It kind of looks like Kuno." "Kuno." Ryoga repeated and took another look at the building. "Hey you're right. Well looks like we're talking to Kuno first." "We're?" Akane repeated. "Well um...."Ryoga siad, blushing,"Would you m-m-mind.....uh...."Ryoga muttered, blushing furuiously as he poked holes into a wall. Akane nodded. "You want me to help?,"Akane said, smiling. Ryoga looked up and smiled. "Y-you r-r-really w-would??"he asked. She nodded. 'Ah I'm in heaven! Finally Some time alone with AKANE!! This couldn't get any better.'/i
"That's just wrong. Add this one to the list,"said a voice from behind her. She quickly spun around in her chair to face a shadowed figure leaning against the wall. "Who's there?!"she demanded, ready to attack any baka that would dare break into her house. "Heh,"the figure chuckled as he stepped into the light. "What the?!"she exclaimed as she regognized the figure. "You're Pantyhose Tar-" "SHUT UP!!"he yelled at her, his face reddening. "Shhhh!"she said, trying to quiet him down, so as not to wake up the rest of her family. "Keep it down pantyhose baka! You want everyone come in and see you here?!"she paused for a minute. "Waaaait a minute. I'm dreaming. I mean you can't possibly be here,"she said, mainly to herself.
Taro sighed, exasperated,"I hate this job. No one ever believes what's right in front of them,"he said slapping his hand to his face annoyed. "Now shut up and listen you,"Taro said, pulling out a stack of papers. She snapped out of talking to herself. "Huh? What're those?" "Didn't I tell you to shut up?!"Taro asked getting very annoyed now.
"Make me pantyhose boy!"she retaliated. His hands twitched as if to throttle her, but her regained control. "Here,"he said, handing her the papers. "These are enrollment papers for the,"Official Fanfiction University of Ranma 1/2. You need to fill them all out,"he told her. "Official Fanfiction University of Ranma 1/2?! What on Earth are you talking about?"she asked, looking at him like he was crazy. "Is it just an act or are you really an idiot?"he questioned, exasperatedly. "Hey!! I'm not the one named after women's lingerie!!"she retorted.
Pantyhose twitched uncontrollably for a moment, trying his hardest not to strangle her, before calming down slightly. "You learn how to write Ranma fanfics better. That's what it is. Now I'm leaving for a few hours. Fill out these papers and get your things together. Oh yes. And I suggest you answer truthfully,"he said, before jumping out the window, not waiting for her to reply. "What.......the......"she muttered to no one in particular. She looked down at the papers. "Name?"she said, sitting down at her desk and picking up a pen. "Well. If it's a dream it can't hurt,"she said shrugging. "Hmm....male, female....musk dynasty member?!" She looked at the paper thoughtfully for a moment and checked female. "Let's see.....curse?!"she slapped her hand to her forehead. ***Six hours later.....*** "Wonder when pantyhose boy'll be back,"she mused to herself, as she flopped down on her bed. She ended up andwering truthfully on the question, although she had been tempted to check the spring of rowed pig. That would've been sure to get Ryoga's attention. She'd gotten everything she wanted ready to go a while ago and was really getting bored. She looked at the clock. "6:32,"she muttered out loud. She yawned as her eyes started to close. "A little nap couldn't hurt...."she yawned as her eyes shut. She had just gone to sleep when someone hit her in the head. "OW! WHAT THE-"she yelled, as Pantyhose Taro put his hand over her mouth. "Shut......up"he whispered, as he listened to make sure no one was coming. He slowly took his hand off her mouth. "You idiot! What are you trying to do?!"he whispered angrily. "You don't just go into someone's room and hit them in the head!"she whispered back. "Shut up already! I'm running late enough,"he said. "Now grab you stuff,"he ordered. She grumbled and grabbed her bags. "Fine. I'm ready,"she said. "Good,"he replied grabbing her and walking towards the window. "Hey. What do you think you're doing?"she asked, looking warily at the window. "Leaving,"he said calmly, jumping out the window, dragging her behind him. "AAA!"she yelled as they fell towards the ground. Taro smirked as he splashed cold water on himself. "You idiot!! You could have told me first!!!"she yelled at him as they flew off into toward the slowly rising Sun and the Official Fanfiction University of Ranma 1/2.
Ending author's note: Wow. Cliche ending wasn't it. Curse school...sucking out all my inspiration. Took long enough to get this done. *Shrugg*Oh well. tell me what ya all think! Thankies much. S'rac
Disclaimer: This story is based loosely off Camilla Sandman's,"The Official Fanfiction University of Middle Earth", with her permission. No Ranma 1/2 characters mentioned in this story are mine.
Author's Note: Well I finally finished the first chapter. Took me long enough, but that's me for ya. I blame it on the school system! Guess I'd better stop ranting now. Enjoy! Here's Chapter 1: It was a night much like any other......okay so it wasn't exactly like any other, but we'll get to that later. Other than that everything was exactly the same. Anyway it was the same old thing. And as usual Lauren sat down at her computer and turned it on. She yawned slightly as she waited for her computer to boot up. "Ranma! Prepare to die!"said Ryoga's voice, indicating the computer was fully up. She smiled at her Ryoga background,"Hi to you too Ryo-kun,"she said, talking to her computer.
She connected to the internet and went to check the reviews of one of her many Ranma 1/2 fics. She smiled as she saw the latest chapter of her new fic had earned ifself a few more reviews. "All right,"she said to herself as she read through them. As soon as she had finished, she decided to write some more on the fic.
The students all stood and stared at the building of Furinkan high school, it was suppose to be another ordinary day. Except the building itself was different in many possible ways, the normal cream white color was painted with splashes of a vivid yellow in circular smiley faces. Ryoga crashed through the wall and his eyes darted about looking, searching. "RANMA!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?"
i Akane let out a breath and looked at Ryoga. "He's sick today Ryoga." "Sick." Ryoga blinked. "Yes, sorry maybe next week." "Next week." Ryoga sighed. "Damn what am I going to do for a week with out Ranma around to challenge?" "For starters Ryoga you can find out who did this to the school!" remarked a teacher. He turned round to see his normal hole in the school that he made upon entrance of trying to find his way to the front of the school to get ready for when Ranma arrived. "Not the hole Ryoga I know you enough by now." The teacher pointed up. Ryoga's eyes followed the finger and he looked at the two identical smiley face on either side of the school building it looked more like a couple of large round eyes to him making the building take on a human like quality. the smiley faces he realized were not faces but a lame attempt at drawing pupils in the eyes of the building. "That looks like someone I know." Ryoga muttered. There was a black cloth slung over the top of the building that was obviously trying to give a hair effect to the building. Akane tilted her head to the side. "It kind of looks like Kuno." "Kuno." Ryoga repeated and took another look at the building. "Hey you're right. Well looks like we're talking to Kuno first." "We're?" Akane repeated. "Well um...."Ryoga siad, blushing,"Would you m-m-mind.....uh...."Ryoga muttered, blushing furuiously as he poked holes into a wall. Akane nodded. "You want me to help?,"Akane said, smiling. Ryoga looked up and smiled. "Y-you r-r-really w-would??"he asked. She nodded. 'Ah I'm in heaven! Finally Some time alone with AKANE!! This couldn't get any better.'/i
"That's just wrong. Add this one to the list,"said a voice from behind her. She quickly spun around in her chair to face a shadowed figure leaning against the wall. "Who's there?!"she demanded, ready to attack any baka that would dare break into her house. "Heh,"the figure chuckled as he stepped into the light. "What the?!"she exclaimed as she regognized the figure. "You're Pantyhose Tar-" "SHUT UP!!"he yelled at her, his face reddening. "Shhhh!"she said, trying to quiet him down, so as not to wake up the rest of her family. "Keep it down pantyhose baka! You want everyone come in and see you here?!"she paused for a minute. "Waaaait a minute. I'm dreaming. I mean you can't possibly be here,"she said, mainly to herself.
Taro sighed, exasperated,"I hate this job. No one ever believes what's right in front of them,"he said slapping his hand to his face annoyed. "Now shut up and listen you,"Taro said, pulling out a stack of papers. She snapped out of talking to herself. "Huh? What're those?" "Didn't I tell you to shut up?!"Taro asked getting very annoyed now.
"Make me pantyhose boy!"she retaliated. His hands twitched as if to throttle her, but her regained control. "Here,"he said, handing her the papers. "These are enrollment papers for the,"Official Fanfiction University of Ranma 1/2. You need to fill them all out,"he told her. "Official Fanfiction University of Ranma 1/2?! What on Earth are you talking about?"she asked, looking at him like he was crazy. "Is it just an act or are you really an idiot?"he questioned, exasperatedly. "Hey!! I'm not the one named after women's lingerie!!"she retorted.
Pantyhose twitched uncontrollably for a moment, trying his hardest not to strangle her, before calming down slightly. "You learn how to write Ranma fanfics better. That's what it is. Now I'm leaving for a few hours. Fill out these papers and get your things together. Oh yes. And I suggest you answer truthfully,"he said, before jumping out the window, not waiting for her to reply. "What.......the......"she muttered to no one in particular. She looked down at the papers. "Name?"she said, sitting down at her desk and picking up a pen. "Well. If it's a dream it can't hurt,"she said shrugging. "Hmm....male, female....musk dynasty member?!" She looked at the paper thoughtfully for a moment and checked female. "Let's see.....curse?!"she slapped her hand to her forehead. ***Six hours later.....*** "Wonder when pantyhose boy'll be back,"she mused to herself, as she flopped down on her bed. She ended up andwering truthfully on the question, although she had been tempted to check the spring of rowed pig. That would've been sure to get Ryoga's attention. She'd gotten everything she wanted ready to go a while ago and was really getting bored. She looked at the clock. "6:32,"she muttered out loud. She yawned as her eyes started to close. "A little nap couldn't hurt...."she yawned as her eyes shut. She had just gone to sleep when someone hit her in the head. "OW! WHAT THE-"she yelled, as Pantyhose Taro put his hand over her mouth. "Shut......up"he whispered, as he listened to make sure no one was coming. He slowly took his hand off her mouth. "You idiot! What are you trying to do?!"he whispered angrily. "You don't just go into someone's room and hit them in the head!"she whispered back. "Shut up already! I'm running late enough,"he said. "Now grab you stuff,"he ordered. She grumbled and grabbed her bags. "Fine. I'm ready,"she said. "Good,"he replied grabbing her and walking towards the window. "Hey. What do you think you're doing?"she asked, looking warily at the window. "Leaving,"he said calmly, jumping out the window, dragging her behind him. "AAA!"she yelled as they fell towards the ground. Taro smirked as he splashed cold water on himself. "You idiot!! You could have told me first!!!"she yelled at him as they flew off into toward the slowly rising Sun and the Official Fanfiction University of Ranma 1/2.
Ending author's note: Wow. Cliche ending wasn't it. Curse school...sucking out all my inspiration. Took long enough to get this done. *Shrugg*Oh well. tell me what ya all think! Thankies much. S'rac