Disclaimer: This story is based loosely off Camilla Sandman's, "The Official Fanfiction University of Middle Earth", with her permission. No Ranma 1/2 characters mentioned in this story are mine.

Author's Note: Sorry it's taken so long to get this next chappy out. I've been pretty busy lately and luckily Thanksgiving vacation's almost here! Yay! Thankies much for all da reviews! I'ma so happy you peoples like it! Aaaanyways, here's chappy two!

Chapter 2:

Lauren was bored. Very uncomfortable and very bored. They'd been flying FOREVER. And every time she'd ask if they were there yet, Taro would just glare at her and growl. "We've been flying for HOURS! Are we EVER gonna get there?!?!"she yelled up at Taro.

He looked down at her and growled. He then looked back ahead and motioned to something in the distance. She looked to where he was pointing and shading her eyes from the slowly ascending Sun. It looked like a building. And a lot like Furinkan she thought. But it was a lot bigger.

As they got closer and closer it became easier to see and it was clear that this must be the place. There were a few small figures walking around the university and they looked.........animated? It was then that she looked at herself. "GAH!! I'M-I'M ANIMATED!!"she yelled, as she looked over her newly animated hands. Taro grumbled, seeming annoyed.

"I'm.........anime........"she muttered, unable to believe this was happening. She looked down at the university again and snapped out of it as the groud got closer. Fast. "AAH!"she yelled as they neared the ground. Taro smirked and pulled his dive up and hovered back down slowly. He dropped her on the ground and chuckled maliciously. "YOU IDIOT!! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!?!"she spat at Taro. Taro whistled innocently and walked off to find hot water.

Lauren got up and rubbed her backside, wincing. "He could at least have told me where I'm supposed to go or something...."she muttered, looking toward the large university. "Well.....guess it would be the most obvious place,"she said to herself as she began walking towards the building.

She wandered inside and looked around. The main room was very big. It seemed that the normal exterior was misleading. As she looked around, she noticed a very large group of people gathering in the room some looking confused, mostly excited. She wandered over to see what was going on.

"I can't believe this! I must be dreaming!"she heard one girl say.

"Even if it is a dream Ranma must be around here somewhere,"another said looking around the room for any sign of Ranma.

"Forget Ranma! Mousse all the way!"a girl shouted at her.

"Are you crazy?! Ryoga can beat them all!"another argued.

Soon enough a large argument had started over who was the best character. Just as it seemed a fight would break out, an insane cackle sounded.

"Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh! So, what do we have here? New students it would seem!"the rising star of Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics said, jumping down from an upper story.

"Kodachi!"one boy shouted and attemped to glomp the Black Rose.

"Back insolent boy!"she said, annoyed as she pulled out her ribbon and whipped the boy into submission. "Honestly. I mean I'm obviously beautiful, but really! How dare you attempt such a thing!"she said to the unconcious boy. "That aside though, welcome students, to the Official Fanfiction University of Ranma1/2. Named after the obvious choice, my darling Ranma. If any of you think the title of the University should be different I urge you to submit a complaint. I shall be happy to.......convince you that the name is fine as it is,"Kodachi said, smirking at them. "I think I've made my point. Now if you would, follow me,"she said walking to a door.

The crowd followed her through the door to a large auditorium with a podium on the stage at the front. Many other students were already in the room, fighting over the front seats. Lauren and the rest of the crowd she was with also rushed to the front and began trying to push the other out of the way.

Soon enough, the auditorium was full, even the back. Though it had taken a lot of beating from Kodachi. "Ouch,"Lauren muttered to herself, rubbing the strangely large bump on her head. Then again this WAS anime.

*****

After another few minutes, the auditorium got dark. The talk from the crowd stopped as they all watched the stage. Spotlights from the back of the room shone on the stage and it was then that dramatic Japanese music sounded from somewhere and red rose petals blew onto the stage. "The vengeance of heaven is slow but sure,"a voice said from the stage, echoing through the room. A sense of disappointment went throught the large auditorium as none other than Tatewaki Kuno walked onto the stage to the podium. "I bid you welcome students. Surely you are blessed to have the undefeated champion of the high school fencing world. It is I, Tatewaki Kuno who shines before you."

It was then that the crowd started booing and throwing random fruit and vegetables at the stage, Kuno more specifically. "What blasphemy is this?! You dare mock the great Tatewaki Kuno?!"he yelled at the crowd. "You shall all pay for such insolence!" He raised his sword high above his head and prepared to jump into the unruly crowd when who should jump onto his face but Ranma.

"Yo Kuno! What's the big idea coming out here when you KNOW I'm the one they want?!"Ranma said, annoyed.

People scattered all over the crowd sighed happily, various other yelling,"I love you Ranma!!" People started pushing eachother out of the way, trying to run to the stage.

"Uh..."Ranma said stepping backward, slightly and sweatdropping.

"Ranma you idiot!! You should have known this would happen!!"Ryoga yelled, coming up from behind Ranma and hitting him over the head.

"Ryogaaaaa!!!!"screamed the crowd as more people were soon fighting their way to the front.

"NOW who's the idiot, idiot?! Now we'll BOTH get trampled!!"Ranma yelled at Ryoga.

"Oh Shampoo!!"Mousse yelled, running onto the stage and glomping Ranma. "I've been looking all over for you!"

That had done it. Now most of the crowd was fighting their way to the stage.

"GET OFFA ME IDIOT!"Ranma yelled, punching Mousse off of him.

It was then that all the fans that had formerly been drooling and shouting started running towards the stage. "Oh great,"Ranma exclaimed as he, Ryoga and Mousse sweatdropped. "They do this EVERY year. Honestly. Yo Miss Hinako! Looks like we got some dilinquents!"Ranma yelled to the side of the stage.

Miss Hinako then ran onto the stage in her childish manner. She then turned to the stampeding crowd and said,"Oooo. Well I won't stand for any dilinquent students! Happoh Five Yen Satsu!" Just as the crowd of students was about to reach the stage, they all stopped dead in their tracks, as their energy was sucked dry. "Hmph,"the now adult Miss Hinako said,"You kids never learn do you?"she said, walking off stage.

"Uh, thanks teach,"Ranma said. "Anyway. All of us would like you to please refrain from any stampeding or glomping. As I'm sure you know, Miss Hinako does like dilinquent students, so may that be a warning to you,"Ranma said. The students groaned at the thought of being hit by another Five Yen Satsu.

"Hey Saotome. We want to talk too you know,"Ryoga said, elbowing Ranma in the head.

"Yeah Ranma. Quit hogging the microphone,"Mousse said, bopping Ranma over the head.

"Hey! I AM the main character you know! Everybody loves me,"Ranma said, smirking.

"Shut up Ranma! We have fans too you know!"Mousse yelled at him.

"Ah shut up!"Ranma yelled at the two as they all began fighting.

"Ahem,"Kuno said, straightening hi gi. "To make it short, welcome to the university. Classes will start Monday, there is a list outside the auditorium with your name and dorm number, and you will get your schedules sometime between now and next Monday. And I advise you not to attempt to break into the staff section. It is well guarded and should you be caught......well if you try you may find out for yoursel-"Kuno was cut off as he was elbowed in the face by Ranma, fighting off Mousse and Ryoga. "Dis........missed...."Kuno said from the floor.

The students filed out of the room, slowly.

*****

"So that's how it feels to have your battle aura sucked out of you,"Lauren muttered, as she slowly walked out of the room. She looked around to try and find the list, and saw a crowd of the students over near a wall. "Must be it I guess,"she said, trying to push her way to the list. "Hmmm,"she said, looking up and down the list for her name. "There I am,"she said, spotting it. "Second floor. Room 5-B,"she read off to herself. "Wonder where the dorms ARE anyway,"she said, looking around.

"Try the sign that says,"dorms","someone said, pointing to a sign.

"Uh....yeah I knew that,"she said, sweatdropping. "I just sweatdropped. Now that's something to get used to,"she said, shaking her head and walking the direction the sign pointed.

*****

"Here it is. Room 5-B,"Lauren said, looking at the number on the door. She turned the doorknob and pushed the door open and walked inside.

Ending Author's Note: Yay! Finally finished it! Much happiness. Well. I dunno if the chappy's any good or not. So you peoples must tell me. Pleeeeeeease review! Thankies!

S'rac