*Scene opens and Harry, Hermione, and Ron are in a small bedroom with a spinny chair a blow up chair, a computer desk and a bed*

Hermione: *looking around the room* where are we?



Harry: Oh no! *starts pounding on the door screaming* Let me out!!!

Ron: *pulling Harry away from the door* What's wrong

Harry: This is (dun dun dun music plays right before he finishes the sentence) a fan fiction

LilExile: *Coming in the room with LR* Is that your final answer?

LilRebel: Horrible "Who wants to be a Millionare" cliché

LilExile: *plops into the spinniny chair sticking her tounge out at LR*

Ron: Just what do you think your doing? Why are we here? Let us out?!

LilRebel: You're here because we said so. Now sit

Ron: No

LilExile: *types something Ron is a monkey (we like mokeys incase you didn't know)* Anyone else

Harry & Hermione: *sit*

LilRebel: Hey cool, he's swinging from the book case

Ron Monkey: *swings from book case*

LilExile: *types something and Ron is back to normal and he falls of the book case*

Ron: *sits quickly*

LilRebel: There, now that that's all in order lets start the fan fic

Harry, Ron, & Hermione: *look sick*

::Harry woke with a start just as a loud thump came from the common room, then he quickly grabbed his glasses. He sat there listening for some type of movement. Not a sound. He slid out of bed and made his way down-::

Hermione: That is defiantly you Harry Harry: Huh?

Hermione: *imitating Harry's voice* Hey I heard a weird scary sound better go investigate cause I wouldn't want whatever it is to think I was still asleep and pass me by with out killing me.

Harry: hey! At least my solution isn't, hey I hear a noise, better go to the library and look up all things that make bump noises

Hermione: I'm gonna give you a bump

Ron: I think you're both knot heads

Harry & Hermione: Who asked you

LilExile: That's enough!! Harry your nosy, Hermione you're a nerd, Ron you're....ah...Harry you're nosy. Now lets countinue

::He walked down the winding stairs and crept into the common room to find..Hermione::

Harry: He look Hermione. YOU go bump in the night.

LilExile, LilRebel, & Hermione: Shut up

::He let out a breath. "Hermione, what are you doing?" Hermione looked up at him and bit her lip nervously thrusting her hands behind his back. "I ah.was just ah." She stammer::

Hermione: Excuse my but I would NOT be studdering

Harry: You would to *grins innocently* it's cuz you luv me

Hermione: EW! I do not! I think you still have cooties

Harry & Ron: cooties?

Hermione: *shruggs*

::Harry looked at her arms. "Hermione what is that?" "It's just a ..a um," She dropped it from her shaking hands and Harry stooped to pick it up. A large heart was drawn on front. "Hermione is this a love letter?"::

Harry: *smugly* told you

Hermione: I DO NOT LOVE HIM

Ron: yea! She loves me. Don't you.

Harry: Nope, the luv letter is for ME.

Hermione: *blushes and sits back grumbling*

::Hermione colored and snatched the note back. "Yes ok! It's a love letter." Harry grinned evilly "Aw Hermione that's really sweet, but you could of just told me to my face you liked me." Hermione looked confused for a moment then relization dawned snd she started to laugh. Harry stared. "What? What did I say?" "I'm sorry Harry, it's just. The letter wasn't for you!?::

Ron: HA! See. I win.

Harry: Noooooooooo

Hermione: you're both arses. I don't like either of you. *shoots a murderous glance at the TTs*

TTs: *smile and wave then go back to typing*

::"Wha..What?" Harry looked shocked. "Oh, I'm sorry Harry. I guess I shouldn't have laughed. I'm sorry." "That's ok Herm. I guess that's for Ron huh?" "Actually it's for me."::

Ron & Harry: huh? O.o

:: "Your writing love notes to yourself?" Harry looked confused. Hermione shook her head. "No it's from someone else to me. I just came back from meeting them." "Oh. Who is it?" Hermione grinned secretively. "That's for me to know and you to find out." She skipped back up to the girls dormitory. Harry stared then something caught his eye and he noticed she left the note. He stood a moment then picked it up and opened it. Inside it read: My dearest Hermione, love of my life, life of my love, meet me in the potions room and midnight. Signed your one and only ~Draco Malfoy~ Harry passed out::

Harry & Ron: WHAT!!!!

Hermione: *blushing* Well he is kind of cute.

Ron: CUTE!? He's the reincarnation of evil!!!'

Hermione: HE is not! He's just mis gided

Harry: He's the spawn of satean! You..you kisser of evil

Hermione: Hey don't get all mad at me cuz YOU can't get your precious Cho to go out with you.

Harry: We're not talking about that!

Ron: Right! We're talking about you denying your love for me.

Hermione; I don't like either of you

Harry & Ron: yes you do

Hermione: do not

Harry & Ron: do too

LilExile: Our work here is done. *leave the arguing 3 and goes to the pizza place with LR and a bunch of other pplz*