Disclaimer: See last chapter.
*Honorable Mentions*
starborn: how does anyone come up with ideas like that?? I think I'll blame it on the T.V., yeah that's it, it's all the T.V.'s fault….
animegirl: here u go! Hope you like the next chapter, although, I have to warn you that once again I'm gonna leave ya hanging! Sorry!
Tig: you're annoying (she's my little sister!)
Darcel: Yes, evil killer pink bunnies!!!! And there will be more of them in the future, maybe even evil killer flying pigs!!!! Mwhahahahahahahaha
silver cloud of peace: it was weird, wasn't it?? Well, a lot of people like it that way so I'm sticking with it!! *simple pleasures for simple minds* (don't worry, I'm not making fun of anyone who reads my fics, because that saying applies to me too!!)
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"Owwwww…." Lily groaned as she awoke. Her head was still throbbing with an unbelievable amount of pain. Lily looked around, trying to remember where the heck she was. Although Lily didn't realize it, she was still lying on the bed she had been lying on when she had passed out.
"Where am I?" she asked no one in particular.
"Oh, thank goodness dear, you're finally awake!" cried out Madame Pompfrey as she rushed to her side. "You had us really worried there for a moment."
"What…?"
"It turned out that you're allergic to cherries!! Of all things, it had to be the one ingredient that I added just to make it taste a little better! Maybe now Dumbledor will agree to that proposition I made. I'll have all the first years lining up here for an allergy test and then we won't have problems like these and…"
At that point Lily tuned Madame Pompfrey out as she suddenly remembered where she was. She looked around, anxious to see if her friends were still here, but was disappointed to see that they had all left already.
"Where are the others??" she interrupted.
"What is that dear?"
"Where are my friends?"
"And what friends would that be dear?
Lily let out an aggravated sigh, "The ones I came in here with!!"
By the confused look that remained on Madame Pompfrey's face, Lily could tell that the poor old thing, ok, not really old thing, but just kind of brain dead thing, still didn't have a clue as to what she was talking about.
"The two girls and four guys I came in here with that all looked like random animals!!!!!!" Lily nearly screamed.
"Ohhh, now why didn't you just say that in the first place??"
At this, Lily just let out another exasperated sigh, fell back on her pillow.
"What's, the matter dear?"
"Nothing." She said through her teeth. "Can you please just tell me where my friends are?"
"Ohh, of course dear, they all went down to Hogsmeade."
"WHAT?!?!?!" Lily screamed, causing Madame Pompfrey to jump. "Why'd they go without me?!?!?! Weren't they even worried about me??? I mean, I could have died!!!!!"
"Calm down dear, they were plenty worried about you after they woke up, but I shooed them out, telling them everything would be fine. Of course that was yesterday…"
"WILL YOU STOP SAYING DEAR!?!?!?!?!?! And do you mean to tell me that I've been asleep for a whole day???? And I haven't even done any of my homework!!!"
"Ohh, don't worry dear, oops, err…Lily, you're free to go now, in fact, you probably could have left yesterday…"
"I COULD HAVE LEFT YESTERDAY?!?!?!? Then why didn't you wake me up?????"
"Calm down, dea-I mean Lily. You just looked so peaceful I just didn't have the heart to wake you…" Madame Pompfrey then realized that she was talking to no one, and turned around just in time to see Lily's figure rushing out the door.
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When Lily finally reached to Portrait of the Fat Lady, which led to the Gryffindor common room, she had calmed down some bit. She realized that she had acted incredibly irrational back up in the hospital wing and realized she should apologize, but then thought better of it because Madame Pompfrey would have forgotten the entire incident by this time tomorrow.
Lily said the password, "lemon-drops", and made note to change it to "killer-pink-fluffy bunnies" as a surprise for Sirius. If I didn't mention it before, Lily had the privilege to do that because, of course, she's a Prefect. And much to Lily's utter disgust, so is James. Just thought I should clear that up ;-D. Ok, now back to the story!
As Lily climbed through the portrait hole, and into the common room, she was too busy looking around for her friends, and didn't notice the huge black dog that was galloping in her direction until it was too late.
"Sirius!! Get off me!!" Lily said, as Sirius continually licked her face. He was too heavy for her to just shove him off, so she had to wait until he was done saying "hi", before she could finally get up off the floor again.
Lily waited a moment while Sirius changed back into himself. "Where is everyone?"
"Upstairs in our dorm." Sirius told her casually.
"Why are they up there?? Why would Ebby and Liddie even want to go in there, your dorms are disgusting!"
"That's just why they're there. Ebby and Liddie were so bored today without you that they decided to clean up our room!"
"They must have been really bored then!"
"Was that supposed to be a compliment, or an insult?"
"You figure it out!" And with that, Lily began to make her way up the stairs to the boys' dorms, with Sirius right behind her. As she opened the door, she met by a very unexpected sight.
There were two forts set up at either end of the room. Remus and Ebby were behind one that was made out of an assortment of furniture, which was magically stacked on top of each other.. Liddie and James were behind one that was made out of beds that had been turned on their sides. Both sides were hurling a variety of things at the other. Remus and Ebby had come across a stash of Bernie Botts Every Flavor Beans, and were casting swelling charms on them before sending them flying at their opponents. Liddie and James on the other hand, since they were right next to the bathroom, had created water balls, and just to annoy Remus, were taking the scented soaps (a/n the fifth years had to share a bathroom this year on account of the fact that someone *cough* Sirius *cough*, had stuffed the girls' toilets with dungbombs) and putting a little bit in each water ball.
"What the heck are you guys doing?" Lily asked, before she was grabbed by the arm by Sirius, and thrust in the direction of Remus' and Ebby's fort.
"You join their team, and I'll team up with James and Liddie here, and that way the teams will be even!!" Sirius proclaimed happily.
"What about Peter? Hey, where is he anyway?" asked Lily as she dodged water balls.
"I'm up here!" Peter cried meekly.
Lily looked up to see Peter toilet papered to the wall. By then she had reached the safety of Remus' and Ebby's fort. "How'd he get up there?" she asked Ebby.
"He was on our team," she said and then paused as she through a quickly swelling bean, "but James didn't like the fact that we had more people than they did…"
"What about Sirius? Wasn't he on James' team?" asked Lily as grabbed a bean, to join in the war.
"No, Sirius was 'refereeing' or, bombarding both sides with whatever he could find. When he ran out of supplies, he went down into the common room to look for anything he could use as ammunition and I'm guessing that's when you got back."
"Awww!!! James got me again, and this time I smell like blueberries!!" cried out Remus.
"Hey!!" Lily said as an idea suddenly sprang into her head. "One of these dressers is James' right?"
"Yeah…?"
"Which one??"
"That one, over there…" said Remus as he pointed to a rather large dresser.
"It's a good thing you guys built your fort with the drawers facing out!" Lily said as she conjered up and umbrella. "Ok, this is my plan, I'm gonna go out there and open all the drawers to James' dresser, and then he'll get all his clothes sopping wet with scented water! And then, I'll put a charm on all his clothes, to make them stay smelling like that for weeks!"
At this, Ebby was rolling around on the floor with laughter. The thought of James walking around, smelling like a combination of blueberries and watermelon for weeks was just too much for her. Remus on the other hand, wasn't so happy with the idea.
"You know he's gonna kill you for this, right?" he warned Lily.
"Oh please!! What could he possibly do?" Lily replied perfectly confident.
"Ok, just don't say I didn't warn ya."
But Lily didn't hear that last bit because she had already set out with her rather large umbrella. It didn't take her long to reach the dresser that Remus had been pointing to. She quickly opened all the drawers, but was surprised by what she found when she opened the last one. There, lying in a pile of dirty clothes, was a cute little stuffed pink bunny.
"I can't believe it!!!! This is too good to be true!!!" Lily said to herself, before snatching the bunny and making a dash back to the safety of the fort.
"You guys won't believe what I found!!!" Lily said happily as she joined them once again.
"Where'd you get that??" Remus asked as she showed them the bunny.
"In James' drawer!!!" Lily said before cracking up.
She was soon joined by Ebby and Remus in her hysterical laughter. After a bit, they calmed down and Ebby was able to ask Lily what she was planning on doing with it.
"Oh, I don't know…ha! I've got the best idea!!"
(a/n well, I think I might just leave it at that for now! Don't get mad at me ok? It just seems to be a pretty good cliff-hanger (I hate those things, don't you?) and hopefully you'll be wondering what Lily could possibly have in store for the poor little bunny-wabbit. Well, remember, the faster those reviews come in, the faster my fingers type!!)