A/N: Alright then, you've all made your voice heard. And the verdict
is.....I will put some of the YYH demons in! ^_^ But only some of them. And
to the person who suggested the Season 2 characters, I was considering guys
like Jin and Touya and Shiwaku-whatever-his-name-is, but then I went
against it. I'm mainly using minor charcters from the series that actually
stay within the rest of the series. (which just about every minor DBZ
character does :p) And the opponents in the Ankujitsu Budokai don't appear
anymore after Season 2...at least I don't think so. But I will try to make
more YYH good guys appear. Anyways, let's get things started! I'm sure you
all are DYING to see what Goku does! ^_^
BTW, there will also be a little reference to another anime in this chapter. Don't ask me why, I'm feeling silly right now. ^_^ See if you can guess which anime it is! Alright, NOW let's get started!
The Unstoppable Plan: Earth Under Siege
*TIME: 9:30*
"There's...just one thing I'm gonna do about it!"
Goku quickly turned to face the large ball of negative energy. "Haa!" he yelled as he fired an energy blast up at the ball. Cell's eyes widened, but he didn't look surprised. Frieza just laughed and flew up into the air, right into the path of Goku's attack.
"No!" Goku pushed some more energy into the ball, but Frieza gave it a swift whack with his tail. The Z Warriors scattered as the attack exploded on the ground inbetween them.
"Grrr...what the hell are you trying to do, Kakorot? Destroy us all with them?" Vegeta growled as he stood back up.
"Wa ha ha ha!! You've gotten rusty, Son Goku! The Super Saiyan I know would have easily gotten that past me!" Frieza said as he laughed at Goku. Goku lowered his expression. Gohan went over to him with concern. "Why such a desperate move, dad? What would be the point of destroying all of us like that?"
"Actually, that wasn't my plan," Goku whispered. "Hm?" said a confused Gohan.
"It may not have looked like it, but at the last second, I was going to divert the blast away, giving me time to kick that ball into outer space, and THEN blow it up," Goku said with a frown.
Piccolo glanced at Goku. "That's not a bad idea. Should we try it again?" Goku shook his head. "No...they've caught on now. No, they've planned this out too well."
Goku clenched his fist. "FAR too well...they know how many times we've foiled their plots, so this time they made sure to make everything perfect."
Gohan patted his father on the back. "Look, we've got some time. We'll think of something." But Goku, who wasn't even listening to Gohan, continued. "And they did..."
Meanwhile, Cell was cricking his neck. "Aren't you going to try something else? C'mon...I want to see another futile effort."
Goku instantly lifted his face to meet Cell's. "No, Cell. But I do have something else in mind." Cell leaned forward in earnest. "Oh, does this mean you're going to fight us? Now that I would very much enjoy!"
"No...I'm not going to do anything. None of us will." Everyone looked at Goku in surprise.
"Your plot is too perfect, Cell. We give...do what you want."
"NANI??!!" all of the other Z Warriors said at once. Goku sweated as he stared at Cell. Even the bad guys looked confused. Cell twitched. "What's this? The great Son Goku is an even bigger coward than I thought!"
"Goku, what are you thinking?!" Bulma yelled. "You can't just give in without a fight!"
"But we can't even kill them. What's the point to fight then?"
Vegeta spat on the ground. "I have no clue what you mean by "we give". You may have given up all hope, but I surely have not! I say there's a way to get through any situation!"
Goku shook his head again. "Nothing will work. I've been cycling their plot through my head, and the only solution I can see is killing them, or preventing the spell from being used before the night is over. And there is no way we could accomplish either."
Krillin looked completely baffled as he said, "No way?! But that second solution is good! We should be able to do that!!"
"No, I'm afraid Son is right." Everyone turned to Babidi who had just spoke. "That's why we're going to keep you in captivity. Right in this little house here."
Gohan smirked. "Heh, you think that just the four of you can keep us captive?"
Frieza cocked his head to the side. "No...Babidi?"
Babidi nodded. "Paparrapapa!!" Apparently, Babidi had used the same spell he used earlier, as the group sped into the house once again, this time stopping in the living room.
"Whoah!" some of the Z Warriors said. Now, there were even more old enemies in the room. There was King Cold, who was sipping some soda. The Ginyu Force, pigging out on the chips. Of course, Captain Ginyu was not there. Radditz and Nappa were lounging on the couch. They grinned when they saw Vegeta and Goku. Zarbon and Dodoria were playing around with all the Halloween decorations. Android 20 was just sitting in a plastic chair, waiting for something. Finally, there was the rest of Babidi's Majins, minus Dabura. They were sort of sparring with each other.
All activity stopped when the others entered the room. King Cold smiled. "Ah, there you are, son. I was wondering when you'd catch our prey for the night."
Frieza and the other main villains flew over to the middle of the room. They all went over to their own minions. Cell frowned, seeing as he only had Android 20, who wouldn't really count as a "minion" anyway. Frieza snickered at Cell's jealousy of himself and Babidi.
"Feh, you and your brother should have stayed on my side," Cell said to Android 18 in particular. "And 19 was just a full robot...but I'm just too damn strong. I don't need minions!"
Babidi inspected his Majins carefully. "But where is Dabura? Though he is a traitor to me, I would like to see him again..." Chi-Chi, Bulma, and Videl covered their mouths and giggled when they heard mention of Dabura.
Cell then smiled again. "So, now you see your enemies. All of them. How do you like your chances now?"
"It would seem that our numbers are nearly equal," Frieza noted, "How's about one charge, whaddaya say? One last desperate attempt!!"
"Sounds good to me!" Vegeta said. But Goku still was not convinced. "No, I already said, we won't do it."
Vegeta glared at Goku. "Baka! You're hopeless! I'm attacking whether you like it or not!" At this, Vegeta powered up to Super Saiyan 2 and charged forward.
"Yeah dad, we have to do something!" Gohan said as he went Mystic and joined Vegeta. Much to Goku's displeasure, everyone else powered up as well and followed.
"No! Come back! We can't win!!" But Goku's words fell on deaf ears. They were all just intent on destroying the villains in front of them.
"C'mon then, Vegeta! Let's see you try an' kill me again!" Nappa exclaimed. Vegeta snarled, "Shut up, baka! What was done once can be done again!"
"HAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Everyone powered up more and more as they approached the bad guys. Finally, the two groups of powers met, and there was a huge flash. Everything went black.
*TIME: 10:00*
"Ooo..." Gohan slowly opened his eyes. *What happened?* the young sayian wondered. When he fully opened his eyes, he found Videl looking down on him.
"Good, you're awake," she said in relief. "I was afraid they'd beaten you up too much."
"Wha? Beaten me..." Gohan looked down on himself. His clothes were torn and he was no longer in Mystic. He felt at his cheek, where a trickle of blood dripped down. A moment later, that blood disappeared. "Hmm?" Gohan looked to the side, where he saw Dende.
Dende smiled. "Hey."
"Heh, good thing we decided to invite you, Dende," Gohan said as he stood up. "So, what happened? Did we win?"
Dende frowned. "Hardly..." Gohan looked around. The other Z Warriors were sprawled around. Most of them were awake, some were still unconscious. They were all in some weird dark room.
"Where is this place?" Gohan asked. Tien noticed him and he pointed in a certain direction. "Look out there, kid." Gohan did so, and he growled when he saw it. There were some bars, and on the other side, was Videl's living room. The bad guys were still in there. The Z Warriors were in a big, dark cage placed at the edge of the living room.
"Ooo, ouch, careful!" Radditz yelped. Being the weakest, he had gotten a pummeling from the Z Warriors, though he could still not be killed. Nappa was trying to put some ointment on his wounds. In fact, all of the villains were scratched up a little except for Kid Buu.
"Hey, I don't suppose we could use the little green guy, do ya'? Jeice said with a smirk. Dende glared at the group. "I'd NEVER heal the likes of any of you."
Goahn frowned. "Aw man, this stinks...I'm sorry dad, you were right," he said as he turned to face his father, who was meditating. "I should have listened to you..."
Goku came out of his meditative trance. He smiled at Gohan. "No, it's not your fault. I would've done the same thing, but I've thought through this intensely. There seems to be no solution, especially now."
"Can't we just bust the bars down? I mean, it's just a cage." Gohan wondered. Goku lowered his head. "Vegeta tried that 10 minutes ago. Nothing. They're impenetrable. He was gonna use a Final Flash, but Videl forbid him to."
Videl folded her arms as she glanced at Vegeta, who was sulking in a corner. "Feh, he's not blowing up MY mansion...dad would be pretty pissed too."
Just then, Videl's eyes widened. She started running around in a panic. "AAH! WHERE IS HE?!"
"Where is who?" Gohan asked. Videl stopped and turned around. "MY FATHER, OF COURSE!"
Goku stood up, looking confused. "I thought he was here with us..." Videl ran up to Gohan and started shaking him. "YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHERE MY FATHER IS, GOHAN!! WHERE DID YOU LAST SEE HIM?!"
Gohan managed to get Videl to stop shaking him before he answered. By this time, everyone except Vegeta had turned their attention to Videl. "Well...uh...I remember a little before 9:00 he said he had to go to the bathroom."
Videl was scared. "Oh no, that means he's still out in the house somewhere! What if they find him and kill him?! Do you think he even knows they're all here?!"
Gohan placed a hand on Videl's shoulder. "Don't worry, he can take care of himself." Gohan instantly put a hand to his mouth, realizing how stupid that statement was. Videl turned to him and screamed in his face, "HE CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF?! HELLO? ANYONE HOME, GOHAN-KUN? THIS IS MY FATHER WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!"
Piccolo smirked. "Don't blow your head off, Videl. He has protection."
"Huh?" Piccolo gestured around. "Look around. Do you see the good Buu anywhere?"
Videl looked around. "N-no..."
"Exactly. He's probably with your dad in the back of the house. Buu will keep him safe." Videl's worries instantly went away. "Well if that Buu is with him, he'll be fine!" (A/N: I know, I didn't mention Buu in the part with all of the Z Warriors' costumes. I just forgot, gimmie a break! But you know he's gonna be there anyway! ^_^)
"I don't know about that!" Yamcha said jokingly. "Knowing your father, I'll bet those guys are DYING to kill him!" Immediately, there was a whizzing sound, and a frying pan met with Yamcha's thick head.
Videl grinned as she shook Chi-Chi's hand. "You've learned well, grasshopper," Chi-Chi said plainly.
Meanwhile, in the back of the house, Hercule was standing outside the bathroom. "Are you done yet, Buu?"
"Buu almost ready!"
"Aw, c'mon, Buu! I wanna get back to the party!" Hercule complained. As he waited he thought on something. *What were all those booms and bangs about before? What are those idiots trying to do?!*
"FLUSH NOW!" Buu exclaimed.
Hercule waited impatiently as he heard the toilet flush.
"Buu all finished!" Buu said as he opened the door. The moment he did this, he snapped his attention down the hall. "Buu sense Buu!"
Hercule stared at Buu. "Buu sense Buu..huh?" Buu's eyes widened in surprise. "Buu sense...BAD Buu..."
"Hmm?" Hercule wasn't getting any of this.
"Huuh...haaa..." Yusuke breathed hard as he glanced at all the monsters around them. Kuwabara backed up close to him as the monsters closed in around them. "Are these things capable of dying?!"
Yusuke suddenly grinned. "Let's find out. You think I should transform?" (A/N: I think he can transform to his demon form at will. If I'm wrong, please tell me!!)
"Yeah! That'll really shake 'em up!" Kuwabara exclaimed.
"No, you'll just use up energy!"
Yusuke and Kuwa glanced to the side. They saw Botan and Keiko running over to them. Yusuke grunted. "Why'd you have to bring Keiko?! I don't want her getting mixed up in this!"
"Hey, I have a right to see what all the commotion's about, Yusuke!" Keiko stated. Botan shrugged. "She insisted that she wanted to come."
Yusuke frowned, that he looked at their enemies again. "So, why shouldn't I transform, Botan?"
"I've been studying these things closely as we've made our way to your location. It seems they cannot be killed! For some reason, they just can't!" Kuwa grunted. "We kinda figured that out already."
"But, then my demon form would really be no help," Yusuke said in defeat, "I can't see anyway of beating these things."
"Man! Where are those two youkais when you need 'em?!" Kuwabara growled as he slashed away a group of skeletons. Yusuke smirked. "Baby-sitting those little runts, remember?"
"HA!" Everyone turned in surprise again. Genkai was now behind the demons surrounding our heroes. Her voice shot a spirit wave that knocked all the demons to the ground.
"Well well, if it isn't the old lady." Yusuke said. "Decided to help us for once, or were you just in the neighborhood?"
Genkai frowned. "Frankly, I just couldn't bear to watch your pathetic fighting techniques anymore. Your training should have achieved better than this." Yusuke growled. "They can't be killed, idiot!"
"I know that. But you should've at least been able to knock them unconscious," Genkai said as she swiftly kicked a demon who had just tried to attack her. Yusuke spit on the ground. "Stupid old hag..."
"You should listen to your teacher. She knows well."
Yusuke turned to Kuwabara in disgust. "Would ya' just shut up?"
"Shut up about what? I ain't been sayin' nothing," a confused Kuwabara said.
"T-then...who said that?" Yusuke wondered. He glanced at Genkai, who was looking up in the air. Botan and Keiko were looking up as well. Yusuke decided to follow the trend and he also looked up. "Ack!"
The Toguro brothers floated above the Rekai Tanteis. Elder Toguro was sitting on the other one's shoulder, as usual. Yusuke was both shocked and intrigued. "Look who decides to come back from the dead, but the good ol' deadly duo themselves!"
"What are you here for?" Kuwabara asked with a smirk. "Come to extract revenge on our mortal souls?" Toguro smiled slightly. "A warning for you."
"Huh?" Keiko was confused. "Warning?..."
Toguro nodded and pointed to the east. "If you still want to save your Earth, I suggest you travel that way," he said. "And in a hurry."
Yusuke growled. "Save the Earth? What's happening to it?!" Toguro smirked. "Nothing yet. Ask the aliens if you'd like to know when."
"Aliens..." Botan said to herself. She suddenly came to a realization and she quickly whispered something to Yusuke. "There's a possibility he's talking about the really strong dead guys Koenma mentioned."
Yusuke nodded. "They must have a plan with them." Then Yusuke looked up at Toguro again. "Toguro, why do you tell us this?"
"I want to see you struggle as you try to help your little friend from the other side. I enjoy struggles." Toguro said.
*Gohan....* Yusuke thought to himself. He glared at Toguro. "You jerk...tell me now, what are they going to do?!"
Toguro shook his head. "No no, I will not say. Follow us if you'd like to know." At that, Toguro landed down on the ground. As he did, he suddenly sped off backwards to the east, floating slightly off the ground.
Kuwabara summoned his Spirit Sword and stood next to Yusuke. "Let's follow that dumbass, Urameshi." Yusuke held up his hand in the Rei Gun position. "Yeah."
The two teens took off at a quick pace after the Toguros. Botan yelled to him from afar, "YUSUKE! WHAT ABOUT THE CITY?"
"YOU AND KEIKO HELP THE OLD LADY HOLD OFF THE DEMONS FOR NOW!" then Yusuke turned back around and continued. Botan and Keiko just stared dumfounded as they disappeared. "He expects us to fight demons?" Keiko said flatly. Genkai just frowned as she jabbed a demon in the face that was sneaking up behind her.
Back inside Videl's house, the Z Warriors just sat around, looking glum. Vegeta had his head on his knee, appearing to be in deep thought.
*We have to find a way...to get out of this cage and get that energy ball away from them...* Krillin thought, trying to think up a plan. Meanwhile, in the corner of the room, Master Roshi was glancing back and forth at all of the girls.
*Hmm...married...married...married...too young...ah!* Roshi suddenly stood up and walked over to Videl and Gohan. Some of the others glanced up at him, surprised that someone had actually moved in the past ten minutes.
"Ahem." Videl, who was resting on Gohan's lap, glanced up at Roshi. "What?" she asked with a bored tone.
Roshi knelt down on one knee in front of Videl. "I'm sure you know...there's a good chance we won't make it through this."
Videl didn't say anything. Suddenly, Roshi took Videl's hand and pulled her up, so they were face to face. "Eh..."
"And I want to leave something behind. So..."
Videl and Gohan were both twitching. Videl was twitching nervously, while Gohan was twitching angrily. Roshi stared intently at Videl with seriousness in his face.
"...Will you bear my child?"
'BWAM'
Roshi rubbed the huge bump on his head as Videl and Gohan glared at him. Krillin chuckled. "No more Saturday night cartoons for YOU, mister!"
By now, Goku and Piccolo were having to restrain Gohan from tearing Roshi apart. "If you make such a suggestion again I'll break all your turtle shells and your HEAD!!!"
"Calm down Gohan, I'm sure he was joking," Goku assured his son. Roshi looked up from his head-rubbing activities. "No, I was serious."
This made Gohan even angrier. The demi-saiyan got out of his father and mentor's grasp and began chasing after Roshi. Goku sighed as Roshi fled for his life around the cage. "Can't an old man have some fun in the last few hours of his life?!"
Yamcha laughed. "Miroku-wannabe.....hey, that comes on tonight doesn't it?!" Yamcha whimpered as he stared at the TV outside of the cage, far from his reach. "They could at least give us some last requests..."
Vegeta snorted as he came out of his concentration. "How could you think of watching a 3rd-class anime series that sucks compared to us in a situation like this?" (A/N: Veggie is so sensitive to his anime ^_^)
"Anime series? I thought it was a soap opera." Yamcha said in confusion. (A/N: I'm being serious! That series has just SO much controversy and relationships, it's mind-boggling! O_o)
Yamcha looked back out at the television. The Ginyu Force was now watching TV. None of them could decide what to watch.
"Let's watch wrestling, guys!"
"No way! I want to see some baseball!"
"We're gonna watch the Croc Hunter, mates! He's my hero!"
"Shaddup, Jeice! Cartoons! Cartoons!"
"Would you numbskulls shut it?" Frieza yapped at his Ginyu Special Force. Then the changeling turned back around to playing poker with his father, Babidi, and Kid Buu. Recoome huffed. "I wish Captain wuz here. He'd pick something for us to watch..."
"Anty up, fools," King Cold said. The four put in their anty, as soon as Babidi forced Kid Buu to stop trying to eat the poker chips. Then they all received their cards. Babidi would mutter something to himself right before he received each card.
"Why'd you have to let him play, father?" Frieza whispered. "He's using his damn magic to cheat."
Babidi was grinning. It was apparent that he had the most chips. "Let's start the betting, pigeons," Babidi snickered.
Radditz and Nappa were busy raiding the fridge. Nappa chugged on a six pack of root beer as Radditz, ironically, ate his vegetable counter-part.
"Hey Nappa," Radditz said between bites, "Try some of that cabbage. It's good." (A/N: More irony! ^_^ .....for those who don't know, Nappa means 'cabbage')
Android 20 was in the corner reading some classical literature to himself, and Babidi's Majins were reading some Japanese manga. Everyone was currently preoccupied except Cell, who wasn't even inside. He was outside, floating by the ball of negative energy that floated above Videl's home.
"...In less than 2 hours...I shall create hell on Earth once again." Cell smiled proudly to himself. An eerie wind blew around Cell. The android glanced to the side, and he smirked at what he saw.
"They have sensed it as well...wonderful." All around Cell, the low-class demons were slowly heading towards a new course, the Satan Mansion.
Meanwhile, in a far-off place, two familiar faces sat on top of a small house.
"Oooohhh...Goten, I'm gonna hurl."
"Please...do it over there..."
The boys appeared to be having a hangover. All of that sugar was finally coming back to them.
"Where are we Trunks?" Goten asked as he looked around. "What happened to Kurama and Hiei?...I liked them, where'd they go?"
As soon as Trunks finished hurling, he answered. "I think we ditched them. Man, that was stupid...now we're gonna be in huge trouble with your brother."
"Niichan..." Goten gulped as he imagined the punishment Gohan would give them.
Trunks grunted, but somehow managed to stand up. "This isn't fun anymore. You know what I think?"
"What?"
"Well, we're gonna get in trouble no matter what happens. I say...we go over to Videl's house and confess. I'd rather get my punishment sooner than later."
Goten smiled. "Trunks.....you want to do the RIGHT thing!"
Trunks frowned. "You're weakening me, dude, and I ain't proud of it..."
Goten stood up as well. The two walked over to the edge of the roof and prepared to jump off.
"WAAAH!!!"
The boys yelped at what they saw. A zombie was staring right up at them. In his shock, Trunks lost his footing and slipped, taking Goten with him. The two slammed on the ground. When they looked up, they were face to face with about 5 zombies.
"O-ooohhhh m-mm-mmyyy..."
"Eep..."
There was a short pause. Goten glanced through the legs of one of the zombies. He saw even more monsters, including some ghosts and werewolves. Goten's face lost all color as he turned to Trunks.
"D-didn't n-niichan say t-that real m-monsters DON'T c-come out on H- halloween...a-anymore?..." Trunks gave Goten a shaky nod.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Goten and Trunks burst out of the group of zombies and started running as fast as their legs could go.
"WAAAHHH!! NIICHAN IS A LLLIIIAAARRRRR!!!!"
"KEEP RUNNING GOTEN, UNTIL THEY'RE ALL BEHIND US!!!"
Goten and Trunks looked around as they ran. There never seemed to be an end to the amounts of creatures.
"THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, TRUNKS! THEY'RE COMING TO GET US!! WHAT DO WE DO??!!"
"RUN!! LIKE HECK!!!!"
The young demi-saiyans sped off into the distance, leaving a thick trail of dust behind them.
A/N: Awww, the boys are so scared. Don'tcha just wanna hug 'em and make 'em feel all better? ^_^ Hee hee, I enjoyed writing this chapter. I hope I make the next one just as good! Now then, you know the deal, CLICK to get more!
*person with white hair and a red kimono-like suit pops up*
???: "How dare you make a reference to my anime/manga without my permission! I'll sue, damn it!"
Now now, calm down boy, it ment no harm. *scratches person behind the ears* Good hanyou...good hanyou.....don't kill me...
???: *smiles goofily for a moment, then snaps out of it* "Hey! Only the bitch can do that to me! I'll slice you in half!" *starts to draw his sword*
No you won't! SIT!!!
???: O_O *slams into the ground at lightning speed* "Geez, you're as annoying as the girl!" *slinks off into the shadows* "I'll remember this!"
Hee hee, thank you 'rosary of forever torture', as I have named it. ^_^ If you peeps haven't been able to guess what other anime/manga I've been referring to, you must have wax for brains. :p And I say anime/MANGA, because this series ain't even finished yet in its manga form. It's a cool series.....but anyways, don't forget to click! Oh, and sorry for the bad language from our mystery guest. He's got such a potty-mouth. ~_O
BTW, there will also be a little reference to another anime in this chapter. Don't ask me why, I'm feeling silly right now. ^_^ See if you can guess which anime it is! Alright, NOW let's get started!
The Unstoppable Plan: Earth Under Siege
*TIME: 9:30*
"There's...just one thing I'm gonna do about it!"
Goku quickly turned to face the large ball of negative energy. "Haa!" he yelled as he fired an energy blast up at the ball. Cell's eyes widened, but he didn't look surprised. Frieza just laughed and flew up into the air, right into the path of Goku's attack.
"No!" Goku pushed some more energy into the ball, but Frieza gave it a swift whack with his tail. The Z Warriors scattered as the attack exploded on the ground inbetween them.
"Grrr...what the hell are you trying to do, Kakorot? Destroy us all with them?" Vegeta growled as he stood back up.
"Wa ha ha ha!! You've gotten rusty, Son Goku! The Super Saiyan I know would have easily gotten that past me!" Frieza said as he laughed at Goku. Goku lowered his expression. Gohan went over to him with concern. "Why such a desperate move, dad? What would be the point of destroying all of us like that?"
"Actually, that wasn't my plan," Goku whispered. "Hm?" said a confused Gohan.
"It may not have looked like it, but at the last second, I was going to divert the blast away, giving me time to kick that ball into outer space, and THEN blow it up," Goku said with a frown.
Piccolo glanced at Goku. "That's not a bad idea. Should we try it again?" Goku shook his head. "No...they've caught on now. No, they've planned this out too well."
Goku clenched his fist. "FAR too well...they know how many times we've foiled their plots, so this time they made sure to make everything perfect."
Gohan patted his father on the back. "Look, we've got some time. We'll think of something." But Goku, who wasn't even listening to Gohan, continued. "And they did..."
Meanwhile, Cell was cricking his neck. "Aren't you going to try something else? C'mon...I want to see another futile effort."
Goku instantly lifted his face to meet Cell's. "No, Cell. But I do have something else in mind." Cell leaned forward in earnest. "Oh, does this mean you're going to fight us? Now that I would very much enjoy!"
"No...I'm not going to do anything. None of us will." Everyone looked at Goku in surprise.
"Your plot is too perfect, Cell. We give...do what you want."
"NANI??!!" all of the other Z Warriors said at once. Goku sweated as he stared at Cell. Even the bad guys looked confused. Cell twitched. "What's this? The great Son Goku is an even bigger coward than I thought!"
"Goku, what are you thinking?!" Bulma yelled. "You can't just give in without a fight!"
"But we can't even kill them. What's the point to fight then?"
Vegeta spat on the ground. "I have no clue what you mean by "we give". You may have given up all hope, but I surely have not! I say there's a way to get through any situation!"
Goku shook his head again. "Nothing will work. I've been cycling their plot through my head, and the only solution I can see is killing them, or preventing the spell from being used before the night is over. And there is no way we could accomplish either."
Krillin looked completely baffled as he said, "No way?! But that second solution is good! We should be able to do that!!"
"No, I'm afraid Son is right." Everyone turned to Babidi who had just spoke. "That's why we're going to keep you in captivity. Right in this little house here."
Gohan smirked. "Heh, you think that just the four of you can keep us captive?"
Frieza cocked his head to the side. "No...Babidi?"
Babidi nodded. "Paparrapapa!!" Apparently, Babidi had used the same spell he used earlier, as the group sped into the house once again, this time stopping in the living room.
"Whoah!" some of the Z Warriors said. Now, there were even more old enemies in the room. There was King Cold, who was sipping some soda. The Ginyu Force, pigging out on the chips. Of course, Captain Ginyu was not there. Radditz and Nappa were lounging on the couch. They grinned when they saw Vegeta and Goku. Zarbon and Dodoria were playing around with all the Halloween decorations. Android 20 was just sitting in a plastic chair, waiting for something. Finally, there was the rest of Babidi's Majins, minus Dabura. They were sort of sparring with each other.
All activity stopped when the others entered the room. King Cold smiled. "Ah, there you are, son. I was wondering when you'd catch our prey for the night."
Frieza and the other main villains flew over to the middle of the room. They all went over to their own minions. Cell frowned, seeing as he only had Android 20, who wouldn't really count as a "minion" anyway. Frieza snickered at Cell's jealousy of himself and Babidi.
"Feh, you and your brother should have stayed on my side," Cell said to Android 18 in particular. "And 19 was just a full robot...but I'm just too damn strong. I don't need minions!"
Babidi inspected his Majins carefully. "But where is Dabura? Though he is a traitor to me, I would like to see him again..." Chi-Chi, Bulma, and Videl covered their mouths and giggled when they heard mention of Dabura.
Cell then smiled again. "So, now you see your enemies. All of them. How do you like your chances now?"
"It would seem that our numbers are nearly equal," Frieza noted, "How's about one charge, whaddaya say? One last desperate attempt!!"
"Sounds good to me!" Vegeta said. But Goku still was not convinced. "No, I already said, we won't do it."
Vegeta glared at Goku. "Baka! You're hopeless! I'm attacking whether you like it or not!" At this, Vegeta powered up to Super Saiyan 2 and charged forward.
"Yeah dad, we have to do something!" Gohan said as he went Mystic and joined Vegeta. Much to Goku's displeasure, everyone else powered up as well and followed.
"No! Come back! We can't win!!" But Goku's words fell on deaf ears. They were all just intent on destroying the villains in front of them.
"C'mon then, Vegeta! Let's see you try an' kill me again!" Nappa exclaimed. Vegeta snarled, "Shut up, baka! What was done once can be done again!"
"HAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Everyone powered up more and more as they approached the bad guys. Finally, the two groups of powers met, and there was a huge flash. Everything went black.
*TIME: 10:00*
"Ooo..." Gohan slowly opened his eyes. *What happened?* the young sayian wondered. When he fully opened his eyes, he found Videl looking down on him.
"Good, you're awake," she said in relief. "I was afraid they'd beaten you up too much."
"Wha? Beaten me..." Gohan looked down on himself. His clothes were torn and he was no longer in Mystic. He felt at his cheek, where a trickle of blood dripped down. A moment later, that blood disappeared. "Hmm?" Gohan looked to the side, where he saw Dende.
Dende smiled. "Hey."
"Heh, good thing we decided to invite you, Dende," Gohan said as he stood up. "So, what happened? Did we win?"
Dende frowned. "Hardly..." Gohan looked around. The other Z Warriors were sprawled around. Most of them were awake, some were still unconscious. They were all in some weird dark room.
"Where is this place?" Gohan asked. Tien noticed him and he pointed in a certain direction. "Look out there, kid." Gohan did so, and he growled when he saw it. There were some bars, and on the other side, was Videl's living room. The bad guys were still in there. The Z Warriors were in a big, dark cage placed at the edge of the living room.
"Ooo, ouch, careful!" Radditz yelped. Being the weakest, he had gotten a pummeling from the Z Warriors, though he could still not be killed. Nappa was trying to put some ointment on his wounds. In fact, all of the villains were scratched up a little except for Kid Buu.
"Hey, I don't suppose we could use the little green guy, do ya'? Jeice said with a smirk. Dende glared at the group. "I'd NEVER heal the likes of any of you."
Goahn frowned. "Aw man, this stinks...I'm sorry dad, you were right," he said as he turned to face his father, who was meditating. "I should have listened to you..."
Goku came out of his meditative trance. He smiled at Gohan. "No, it's not your fault. I would've done the same thing, but I've thought through this intensely. There seems to be no solution, especially now."
"Can't we just bust the bars down? I mean, it's just a cage." Gohan wondered. Goku lowered his head. "Vegeta tried that 10 minutes ago. Nothing. They're impenetrable. He was gonna use a Final Flash, but Videl forbid him to."
Videl folded her arms as she glanced at Vegeta, who was sulking in a corner. "Feh, he's not blowing up MY mansion...dad would be pretty pissed too."
Just then, Videl's eyes widened. She started running around in a panic. "AAH! WHERE IS HE?!"
"Where is who?" Gohan asked. Videl stopped and turned around. "MY FATHER, OF COURSE!"
Goku stood up, looking confused. "I thought he was here with us..." Videl ran up to Gohan and started shaking him. "YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHERE MY FATHER IS, GOHAN!! WHERE DID YOU LAST SEE HIM?!"
Gohan managed to get Videl to stop shaking him before he answered. By this time, everyone except Vegeta had turned their attention to Videl. "Well...uh...I remember a little before 9:00 he said he had to go to the bathroom."
Videl was scared. "Oh no, that means he's still out in the house somewhere! What if they find him and kill him?! Do you think he even knows they're all here?!"
Gohan placed a hand on Videl's shoulder. "Don't worry, he can take care of himself." Gohan instantly put a hand to his mouth, realizing how stupid that statement was. Videl turned to him and screamed in his face, "HE CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF?! HELLO? ANYONE HOME, GOHAN-KUN? THIS IS MY FATHER WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!"
Piccolo smirked. "Don't blow your head off, Videl. He has protection."
"Huh?" Piccolo gestured around. "Look around. Do you see the good Buu anywhere?"
Videl looked around. "N-no..."
"Exactly. He's probably with your dad in the back of the house. Buu will keep him safe." Videl's worries instantly went away. "Well if that Buu is with him, he'll be fine!" (A/N: I know, I didn't mention Buu in the part with all of the Z Warriors' costumes. I just forgot, gimmie a break! But you know he's gonna be there anyway! ^_^)
"I don't know about that!" Yamcha said jokingly. "Knowing your father, I'll bet those guys are DYING to kill him!" Immediately, there was a whizzing sound, and a frying pan met with Yamcha's thick head.
Videl grinned as she shook Chi-Chi's hand. "You've learned well, grasshopper," Chi-Chi said plainly.
Meanwhile, in the back of the house, Hercule was standing outside the bathroom. "Are you done yet, Buu?"
"Buu almost ready!"
"Aw, c'mon, Buu! I wanna get back to the party!" Hercule complained. As he waited he thought on something. *What were all those booms and bangs about before? What are those idiots trying to do?!*
"FLUSH NOW!" Buu exclaimed.
Hercule waited impatiently as he heard the toilet flush.
"Buu all finished!" Buu said as he opened the door. The moment he did this, he snapped his attention down the hall. "Buu sense Buu!"
Hercule stared at Buu. "Buu sense Buu..huh?" Buu's eyes widened in surprise. "Buu sense...BAD Buu..."
"Hmm?" Hercule wasn't getting any of this.
"Huuh...haaa..." Yusuke breathed hard as he glanced at all the monsters around them. Kuwabara backed up close to him as the monsters closed in around them. "Are these things capable of dying?!"
Yusuke suddenly grinned. "Let's find out. You think I should transform?" (A/N: I think he can transform to his demon form at will. If I'm wrong, please tell me!!)
"Yeah! That'll really shake 'em up!" Kuwabara exclaimed.
"No, you'll just use up energy!"
Yusuke and Kuwa glanced to the side. They saw Botan and Keiko running over to them. Yusuke grunted. "Why'd you have to bring Keiko?! I don't want her getting mixed up in this!"
"Hey, I have a right to see what all the commotion's about, Yusuke!" Keiko stated. Botan shrugged. "She insisted that she wanted to come."
Yusuke frowned, that he looked at their enemies again. "So, why shouldn't I transform, Botan?"
"I've been studying these things closely as we've made our way to your location. It seems they cannot be killed! For some reason, they just can't!" Kuwa grunted. "We kinda figured that out already."
"But, then my demon form would really be no help," Yusuke said in defeat, "I can't see anyway of beating these things."
"Man! Where are those two youkais when you need 'em?!" Kuwabara growled as he slashed away a group of skeletons. Yusuke smirked. "Baby-sitting those little runts, remember?"
"HA!" Everyone turned in surprise again. Genkai was now behind the demons surrounding our heroes. Her voice shot a spirit wave that knocked all the demons to the ground.
"Well well, if it isn't the old lady." Yusuke said. "Decided to help us for once, or were you just in the neighborhood?"
Genkai frowned. "Frankly, I just couldn't bear to watch your pathetic fighting techniques anymore. Your training should have achieved better than this." Yusuke growled. "They can't be killed, idiot!"
"I know that. But you should've at least been able to knock them unconscious," Genkai said as she swiftly kicked a demon who had just tried to attack her. Yusuke spit on the ground. "Stupid old hag..."
"You should listen to your teacher. She knows well."
Yusuke turned to Kuwabara in disgust. "Would ya' just shut up?"
"Shut up about what? I ain't been sayin' nothing," a confused Kuwabara said.
"T-then...who said that?" Yusuke wondered. He glanced at Genkai, who was looking up in the air. Botan and Keiko were looking up as well. Yusuke decided to follow the trend and he also looked up. "Ack!"
The Toguro brothers floated above the Rekai Tanteis. Elder Toguro was sitting on the other one's shoulder, as usual. Yusuke was both shocked and intrigued. "Look who decides to come back from the dead, but the good ol' deadly duo themselves!"
"What are you here for?" Kuwabara asked with a smirk. "Come to extract revenge on our mortal souls?" Toguro smiled slightly. "A warning for you."
"Huh?" Keiko was confused. "Warning?..."
Toguro nodded and pointed to the east. "If you still want to save your Earth, I suggest you travel that way," he said. "And in a hurry."
Yusuke growled. "Save the Earth? What's happening to it?!" Toguro smirked. "Nothing yet. Ask the aliens if you'd like to know when."
"Aliens..." Botan said to herself. She suddenly came to a realization and she quickly whispered something to Yusuke. "There's a possibility he's talking about the really strong dead guys Koenma mentioned."
Yusuke nodded. "They must have a plan with them." Then Yusuke looked up at Toguro again. "Toguro, why do you tell us this?"
"I want to see you struggle as you try to help your little friend from the other side. I enjoy struggles." Toguro said.
*Gohan....* Yusuke thought to himself. He glared at Toguro. "You jerk...tell me now, what are they going to do?!"
Toguro shook his head. "No no, I will not say. Follow us if you'd like to know." At that, Toguro landed down on the ground. As he did, he suddenly sped off backwards to the east, floating slightly off the ground.
Kuwabara summoned his Spirit Sword and stood next to Yusuke. "Let's follow that dumbass, Urameshi." Yusuke held up his hand in the Rei Gun position. "Yeah."
The two teens took off at a quick pace after the Toguros. Botan yelled to him from afar, "YUSUKE! WHAT ABOUT THE CITY?"
"YOU AND KEIKO HELP THE OLD LADY HOLD OFF THE DEMONS FOR NOW!" then Yusuke turned back around and continued. Botan and Keiko just stared dumfounded as they disappeared. "He expects us to fight demons?" Keiko said flatly. Genkai just frowned as she jabbed a demon in the face that was sneaking up behind her.
Back inside Videl's house, the Z Warriors just sat around, looking glum. Vegeta had his head on his knee, appearing to be in deep thought.
*We have to find a way...to get out of this cage and get that energy ball away from them...* Krillin thought, trying to think up a plan. Meanwhile, in the corner of the room, Master Roshi was glancing back and forth at all of the girls.
*Hmm...married...married...married...too young...ah!* Roshi suddenly stood up and walked over to Videl and Gohan. Some of the others glanced up at him, surprised that someone had actually moved in the past ten minutes.
"Ahem." Videl, who was resting on Gohan's lap, glanced up at Roshi. "What?" she asked with a bored tone.
Roshi knelt down on one knee in front of Videl. "I'm sure you know...there's a good chance we won't make it through this."
Videl didn't say anything. Suddenly, Roshi took Videl's hand and pulled her up, so they were face to face. "Eh..."
"And I want to leave something behind. So..."
Videl and Gohan were both twitching. Videl was twitching nervously, while Gohan was twitching angrily. Roshi stared intently at Videl with seriousness in his face.
"...Will you bear my child?"
'BWAM'
Roshi rubbed the huge bump on his head as Videl and Gohan glared at him. Krillin chuckled. "No more Saturday night cartoons for YOU, mister!"
By now, Goku and Piccolo were having to restrain Gohan from tearing Roshi apart. "If you make such a suggestion again I'll break all your turtle shells and your HEAD!!!"
"Calm down Gohan, I'm sure he was joking," Goku assured his son. Roshi looked up from his head-rubbing activities. "No, I was serious."
This made Gohan even angrier. The demi-saiyan got out of his father and mentor's grasp and began chasing after Roshi. Goku sighed as Roshi fled for his life around the cage. "Can't an old man have some fun in the last few hours of his life?!"
Yamcha laughed. "Miroku-wannabe.....hey, that comes on tonight doesn't it?!" Yamcha whimpered as he stared at the TV outside of the cage, far from his reach. "They could at least give us some last requests..."
Vegeta snorted as he came out of his concentration. "How could you think of watching a 3rd-class anime series that sucks compared to us in a situation like this?" (A/N: Veggie is so sensitive to his anime ^_^)
"Anime series? I thought it was a soap opera." Yamcha said in confusion. (A/N: I'm being serious! That series has just SO much controversy and relationships, it's mind-boggling! O_o)
Yamcha looked back out at the television. The Ginyu Force was now watching TV. None of them could decide what to watch.
"Let's watch wrestling, guys!"
"No way! I want to see some baseball!"
"We're gonna watch the Croc Hunter, mates! He's my hero!"
"Shaddup, Jeice! Cartoons! Cartoons!"
"Would you numbskulls shut it?" Frieza yapped at his Ginyu Special Force. Then the changeling turned back around to playing poker with his father, Babidi, and Kid Buu. Recoome huffed. "I wish Captain wuz here. He'd pick something for us to watch..."
"Anty up, fools," King Cold said. The four put in their anty, as soon as Babidi forced Kid Buu to stop trying to eat the poker chips. Then they all received their cards. Babidi would mutter something to himself right before he received each card.
"Why'd you have to let him play, father?" Frieza whispered. "He's using his damn magic to cheat."
Babidi was grinning. It was apparent that he had the most chips. "Let's start the betting, pigeons," Babidi snickered.
Radditz and Nappa were busy raiding the fridge. Nappa chugged on a six pack of root beer as Radditz, ironically, ate his vegetable counter-part.
"Hey Nappa," Radditz said between bites, "Try some of that cabbage. It's good." (A/N: More irony! ^_^ .....for those who don't know, Nappa means 'cabbage')
Android 20 was in the corner reading some classical literature to himself, and Babidi's Majins were reading some Japanese manga. Everyone was currently preoccupied except Cell, who wasn't even inside. He was outside, floating by the ball of negative energy that floated above Videl's home.
"...In less than 2 hours...I shall create hell on Earth once again." Cell smiled proudly to himself. An eerie wind blew around Cell. The android glanced to the side, and he smirked at what he saw.
"They have sensed it as well...wonderful." All around Cell, the low-class demons were slowly heading towards a new course, the Satan Mansion.
Meanwhile, in a far-off place, two familiar faces sat on top of a small house.
"Oooohhh...Goten, I'm gonna hurl."
"Please...do it over there..."
The boys appeared to be having a hangover. All of that sugar was finally coming back to them.
"Where are we Trunks?" Goten asked as he looked around. "What happened to Kurama and Hiei?...I liked them, where'd they go?"
As soon as Trunks finished hurling, he answered. "I think we ditched them. Man, that was stupid...now we're gonna be in huge trouble with your brother."
"Niichan..." Goten gulped as he imagined the punishment Gohan would give them.
Trunks grunted, but somehow managed to stand up. "This isn't fun anymore. You know what I think?"
"What?"
"Well, we're gonna get in trouble no matter what happens. I say...we go over to Videl's house and confess. I'd rather get my punishment sooner than later."
Goten smiled. "Trunks.....you want to do the RIGHT thing!"
Trunks frowned. "You're weakening me, dude, and I ain't proud of it..."
Goten stood up as well. The two walked over to the edge of the roof and prepared to jump off.
"WAAAH!!!"
The boys yelped at what they saw. A zombie was staring right up at them. In his shock, Trunks lost his footing and slipped, taking Goten with him. The two slammed on the ground. When they looked up, they were face to face with about 5 zombies.
"O-ooohhhh m-mm-mmyyy..."
"Eep..."
There was a short pause. Goten glanced through the legs of one of the zombies. He saw even more monsters, including some ghosts and werewolves. Goten's face lost all color as he turned to Trunks.
"D-didn't n-niichan say t-that real m-monsters DON'T c-come out on H- halloween...a-anymore?..." Trunks gave Goten a shaky nod.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Goten and Trunks burst out of the group of zombies and started running as fast as their legs could go.
"WAAAHHH!! NIICHAN IS A LLLIIIAAARRRRR!!!!"
"KEEP RUNNING GOTEN, UNTIL THEY'RE ALL BEHIND US!!!"
Goten and Trunks looked around as they ran. There never seemed to be an end to the amounts of creatures.
"THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, TRUNKS! THEY'RE COMING TO GET US!! WHAT DO WE DO??!!"
"RUN!! LIKE HECK!!!!"
The young demi-saiyans sped off into the distance, leaving a thick trail of dust behind them.
A/N: Awww, the boys are so scared. Don'tcha just wanna hug 'em and make 'em feel all better? ^_^ Hee hee, I enjoyed writing this chapter. I hope I make the next one just as good! Now then, you know the deal, CLICK to get more!
*person with white hair and a red kimono-like suit pops up*
???: "How dare you make a reference to my anime/manga without my permission! I'll sue, damn it!"
Now now, calm down boy, it ment no harm. *scratches person behind the ears* Good hanyou...good hanyou.....don't kill me...
???: *smiles goofily for a moment, then snaps out of it* "Hey! Only the bitch can do that to me! I'll slice you in half!" *starts to draw his sword*
No you won't! SIT!!!
???: O_O *slams into the ground at lightning speed* "Geez, you're as annoying as the girl!" *slinks off into the shadows* "I'll remember this!"
Hee hee, thank you 'rosary of forever torture', as I have named it. ^_^ If you peeps haven't been able to guess what other anime/manga I've been referring to, you must have wax for brains. :p And I say anime/MANGA, because this series ain't even finished yet in its manga form. It's a cool series.....but anyways, don't forget to click! Oh, and sorry for the bad language from our mystery guest. He's got such a potty-mouth. ~_O