A/N: Yay, someone tried to guess my mystery anime! ^_^ But are you right?
Let's see. It is.........Inuyasha! :p Raise your hand if you saw that
coming!
*everyone raises their hands*
I thought so. And to my last reviewer, I didn't call Kagome a you-know- what. Inuyasha did that for me, cause she IS his bitch. ^_^ But, along with that, I'm gonna have to be careful. I think Inuyasha's out to get me now. O_O
*pair of eyes stares at the author through some brush*
Anyways, sorry to my (other)last reviewer, I didn't know some of guys from the tournament showed up later in the series. But, I still don't think I wanna put them in. Sorry. This story is mostly DBZ anyway, so there's not gonna be a whole lot of YYH. Now then, on with the show!
Recipe For World Domination: Add 2 Youkais and Stir Well...
*TIME: 10:30*
Inside Videl's house, two familiar faces peeked from around a corner of the main room. It was Buu and Hercule. Hercule looked like he was about to pass out, and Buu gritted his teeth angrily. Buu quickly pulled Hercule back around the corner.
"...Buu confused...where all bad guys come from?"
Hercule still looked horrified. *I s-saw C-cell out t-there!...but that can't be! I killed hi...uh...no, wait, that Gohan killed him! Yeah...*
"What are we gonna do, Buu?" Buu thought as he munched on a piece of chocolate. "Hmm...friends in big cage...must free friends..."
"Free them?! How? Do you see how many of them are out the-mmph!" Hercule clamped his mouth shut to stop yelling at Buu. But it didn't help. Kid Buu glanced to the side when he heard the noise.
"Kaa..." Kid Buu sniffed the air, picking up a familiar scent as he did. He grinned and started to walk towards the hallway.
"Where are you going, Buu?" Babidi asked. Kid Buu stopped and turned to face his master, who was still playing poker and now losing. King Cold had gotten him to stop cheating by kicking him in the arse, making it so it hurt him to sit down.
"Keh...kuu..." Kid Buu made a gesture of using a toilet.
"Oh, alright, go on."
Kid Buu laughed and tip-toed over to the hallway. He turned the corner, but no one was there. Kid Buu just grinned and slowly walked down the hall, sniffing along as he went. As he came up to the bathroom, he sniffed harder.
"KAAA!!" Kid Buu exclaimed as he threw the door open. The water to the shower was running and a big fat figure was in there. The good Buu poked his head out. "BUU WANT PRIVACY!"
"EECH!" Kid Buu went red and quickly ran out of the room. A moment he later, he realized he had been tricked and barged back into the room. Now there was no one there. "Eh?...ah!" Kid Buu noticed an open window near the ceiling. It had, of course, been made much larger by the escaping figure.
Outside the house, Buu landed on the ground with a thud, holding a bar of soap. He shot his change beam at the soap, changing it back into Hercule.
"Ick...I don't like being a cleaning product...AH!!" Buu and Hercule stared in confusion at all of the monsters slowly approaching the mansion.
"M-M-M-M-M-MONSTERS!!!" Hercule exclaimed. Buu looked down at Hercule. "They like Buu?"
"Huh?"
"People once say Buu is monster." Hercule gulped. "Well, yeah, but you're a GOOD monster. Those are bad monsters!"
Just then, some slimy noises appeared above them. Buu looked up, seeing pink goo flowing out from the window. "Bad Buu!!"
Buu quickly grabbed Hercule and ran around the corner of the mansion. As soon as they disappeared from sight, Kid Buu reformed himself. "Kaa..." Kid Buu sounded annoyed. Figuring they'd come back into the house eventually, Kid Buu jumped back through the window to wait for them.
"What is that Buu up to?" Babidi wondered. "Hey Cell, don't you think it's time we found those youkai sacrifices?"
"Well I'm pretty sure we have OTHER allies to do that, but they really are taking their time, aren't they?"
"We shouldn't have trusted them," King Cold said. "We don't know a thing about them, they could be double-crossers."
"Just in case, I say we send someone out to look as well," Frieza said.
Cell nodded. "Alright, I will go. But first...let's ask our captives what they think..."
Cell smiled and strolled over to the cage. He kneeled down right in front of Goku.
"Oh Son Goku...could you pretty please help me?" Cell said in a mocking voice.
Goku didn't look up from his state of deep thought.
"Could you please tell me where I can find some full demons? Hmm? Can you?"
Silence filled the room. Cell smirked. "Ku ku....nothing to say then?"
Just then, a small burst of energy flew out of Goku and whacked Cell in the face, knocking him to the ground. Cell got up and stared angrily at Goku. "Why you...no good..." At this, Cell stuck his hand out at Goku. Goku didn't even respond to it.
Android 20 walked over to Cell. "Calm yourself, Cell. You needn't waste your energy on this rubbish."
Cell grinned, while still looking angry. "Why not? Besides, I want to see how close this will bring him to death, since I can't kill him anyway!"
"Ah! Goku!" Krillin exclaimed.
Piccolo shouted at Goku, "Goku, get out of there!"
Goku twitched, but he chose to stay in his spot. Cell began to get annoyed. "I guess he wants to see if this really WON'T kill him!! Alright then, let's find out!!"
Cell quickly placed two fingers together and shot a Freezer Beam at Goku. The beam plowed straight through Goku's chest, sending the sayian tumbling backwards. The Z Warriors stared in shock as Goku landed on his back. Gohan and Chi-Chi quickly rushed to the fallen saiyan's side.
"Oh my gosh! Goku!"
"Dad, no! CELL!!!"
Cell grinned as he looked at his fingers. "What do you know?...it really didn't kill him. Fancy that."
Gohan started at Cell, then he looked back down. "Whoah!!"
Goku was breathing hard as he clutched at his chest. Chi-Chi managed to prop him up in a sitting position.
"Dad, you're alive! That's incredible!"
Chi-Chi had tears in her eyes. "I...thought I had lost you for a second..."
"Heh, no I'm alright. I just need Dende..." Goku said faintly, still clutching at his wound. Dende got the message, and he ran over to Goku.
"Hold still now." Dende said as he let his healing powers go to work. The wound in Goku's chest slowly disappeared. "That should do it."
Goku breathed out slowly. "I didn't think you'd really do it, Cell..." Goku lowered his eyes. "You really have become as pathetic as the rest of them."
Cell ignored Goku's taunts. "Whatever, Son Goku...I'll just find some demons without your help! Since it's Halloween it shouldn't be that hard!"
At that, Cell walked away from the cage and into the main hall. Upon opening the front door, a pile of marching demons landed on top of him.
"Ergh...get off me!" Cell powered up, knocking the ghouls off him. He smirked at them. "Good to see you've all found your way. Please, come right in. I'm just going on a quick errand."
Cell floated into the air and flew out the door as the demons began to pile into Satan Mansion. "Knowing this planet, I should start looking in the direction opposite of which these monsters are going. I don't blame them for running...they are rather weak, these humans."
Yusuke and Kuwabara continued after Toguro through the thick forest. "Come back, coward!!" they both yelled at once.
"If you want me to stop so much then come and attack me!"
"Alright then, I will!" Kuwabara grinned and materialized his Rei-Ken. As the Toguros saw this, Elder Toguro changed himself into a sword, as he had done in their first battle. Kuwabara charged forward with greater speed than before, and he aimed a slash at Toguro's head.
"All too easy." Toguro said as he easily blocked Kuwabara's sword with his own. Kuwabara begin slashing wildly at Toguro, but every swing failed to hit.
"May I have a turn?" Toguro swung his sword at Kuwabara's. Kuwabara struggled as the sword clashed against his, pushing him backwards.
"Ah, I've found an opening." Toguro said as he gave Kuwabara a low kick to the gut. Kuwabara fell backward, but Yusuke managed to catch him by the face and threw him back on his feet.
"Fine, you tried, but let me have a go." Yusuke pointed his finger at Toguro. "...using the normal procedure, of course."
Kuwabara began to object. "Rei-Gun while moving so fast? Not only is that a risky shot, but a waste of energy!
Yusuke grit his teeth. "Frankly Kuwabara, I don't give a crap! I want this idiot dead, like he should be!"
Yusuke pointed more firmly at Toguro. "You hear me, Toguro? You're dead, again! REI-GUN!"
Toguro smirked as a large Rei-Gun charged at him. Elder Toguro instantly changed into armor as it approached.
"GIMMIE A BREAK!! NOT THIS AGAIN!" Yusuke spat out. As expected, the Rei- Gun hit its target, but Toguro was protected by his "brother armor".
"CHEAP ASS!!!" Yusuke screamed. Yusuke ran faster to catch up with Toguro and he began punching at him. Toguro didn't even need his brother to block, as he used his own fists. "I WANT TO KNOW, TOGURO! WHY ARE YOU HERE?"
"Well, when you put it that way, I can tell you that. I am "here", in this part of Earth, because I need your two youkai friends."
Yusuke calmed down for a moment. "Hiei and Kurama?..."
"Well, lucky us." Kuwabara stated. "They aren't here right now."
Toguro snorted. "Yes, that I have observed. That's why we're going to my superior's "place" to see if they've found them."
Yusuke began to look worried as he asked, "Who is this superior?"
"There are actually quite a lot of them, but the head-honcho is a bio- genetic creature named Cell."
*Great, even more villains that we never even knew existed!* Yusuke thought.
Then Yusuke noticed that Toguro had started going faster. "Come boys, we must not be late! Time is short..."
In yet another neighborhood, Hiei ran along the ground as Kurama floated upon Nimbus. Hiei was slashing up any monster that appeared in his direction of travel.
"Stupid monsters...where did they all come from?..." Hiei muttered to himself. Kurama looked around, noting at what the monsters were doing. "Hiei, have you noticed that they are all on the move?"
"Hiei didn't have to look at Kurama to answer. "Hmm? Yes."
"They're all headed north. Like they were being called to a gathering or something." Kurama looked in worry. Hiei grunted. "Don't tell me you wanna go up there. NOT until we find the kids, I already told you."
Kurama slunk down on the cloud. "Alright...but just thirty minutes more!"
"Oh, pipe down. Besides, your observation will help."
Kurama glanced at Hiei. "How so?" he asked.
"Whichever way these demons go, the kids will be going in the opposite direction, no doubt." Hiei turned around. "We shall go this way."
Hiei began to stroll forward, but he didn't hear the swishing noise of the Nimbus above him. Without turning around, Hiei said simply, "I said we are going, Kurama."
Hiei began to get annoyed as he walked forward, the sound of Nimbus still absent above him. He spun around to yell at Kurama, but he found nothing to yell at. Nimbus was vacant.
"Hmm?" Hiei suddenly heard footsteps behind him. Hiei went to turn around, but a large hand conked him in the head. Hiei fell to the ground, getting a view of the person's feet before passing out. "It's....you..."
An unknown amount of time later, Hiei began to open his eyes. "Ergn...damn it...what happened..."
He saw four figures huddled around each other, talking about something. He glanced to the side, seeing Kurama next to him, who was still knocked out. Hiei noted that Kurama was being bound by some energy rings, and he realized he was too. They were all in a secluded area of the forest. (A/N: The forest has a lot of secluded areas doesn't it? ~_O)
One of their captors looked to the side. "Ah, one's woken up."
Hiei growled. "Augh...Saint Beasts...this night is getting more and more annoying..."
"Surprised, Hiei? Don't be, it's not that hard to imagine." Suzaku said. Byakko laughed at Hiei. "You should have seen your face, youkai! I've always wanted to hurt you in such a way, you know."
"I knew I recognized those feet..." Hiei said with a smirk. "The stench was hard to ignore too."
"What's that?!" Byakko said in disgust. Suzaku put a hand on Byakko's shoulder. "Let's not quarrel. No, we are short in time."
"And just what are you short in time for?" Hiei asked.
"We're gonna make a sacrifice!" Genbu exclaimed.
"Hn...to whom? Your mothers?"
"Very funny, Hiei," Seiryuu said with a sneer. "The spell says we must kill TWO demons from this plane for it to work. We very openly volunteered for that duty..."
Hiei looked confused. "Spell? From this plane?...what do you speak of here?"
Seiryuu chuckled. "Oh that's right, they didn't explain anything to you guys. Just their own enemies."
"We'd tell you ourselves, but..." Suzaku trailed off for no reason, and then decided to leave it at that. "Now then, how shall we do away with you?"
Hiei growled. *If I could just reach my katana...*
"Slice his head off! Slice his head off!" Suzaku's bird messenger, Mulg, suggested. Suzaku considered this, as well as other methods. Suddenly, Byakko tapped him on the shoulder.
"Boss, um...are you sure we have to do it here?" Byakko asked. Suzaku came out of his thought. "What do you mean?"
"I mean, what if we have to kill 'em in a certain spot or at a certain time? Those strong guys didn't explain too well," Byakko said as he messed with his hair.
Now, the four Saint Beasts were huddled up again, trying to decide what to do. "Perhaps we should wait?" "No, let's bring 'em to the strong guys!" "But what if that's not what we're supposed to do?" "I still say slice their heads off!!" "Maybe one of them will come by and assist us..."
Hiei lowered his eyes. *This is the opportunity I need to escape. But in these rings, I'm immobilized. Damn.* Hiei glanced at Kurama, surprised that he was still unconscious. *That fox...ugh!*
"Huh.huh.don't stop, Trunks!"
"I ain't!"
The two boys were still running, and running, and running, from all the monsters. Finally, they just gave up, nearly collapsing on the ground.
"Darn..used too much energy..."
"Trunks, what's going on?" Goten wondered. "This is not normal!"
Trunks silently agreed to this as more and more monsters walked by them. They were still headed in the same direction as before.
"This is the dead Goten, that's what it is. They're demon-thingies...or somethin'." As he finished, Trunks turned his head to the side in shock. "...ah..."
Goten noticed it as well. "AH! What is that?! A huge evil power!"
"No, it's a lot of smaller evil powers! But some of them ARE large!" Trunks said in surprise. "Man...this night is getting freakier and freakier..."
Trunks turned to face Goten. "I guess we didn't notice them before while we were "high". Goten, we should get to Videl's, NOW."
Goten nodded firmly. "Yeah. Oh, and Trunks..." Goten scuffled his feet on the ground. "I'm sorry for making you have to stand through all this..."
Trunks grinned. "No way, it's my fault. I shouldn't have tried to explain Halloween in the first place. Or better yet, we can blame my mom for putting that stupid pumpkin on the porch."
Goten and Trunks snickered. They seemed pleased that they had made pleasant conversation in the currently horrible situation. The two put somewhat serious looks on their faces and began jogging forward.
"Eh?" Goten looked to the side at another forest. He suddenly changed his direction, heading towards the trees. Back on the road, Trunks kept on jogging.
"Let's go faster," Trunks said as he reached out to grab Goten's hand. But, he ended up grabbing a grimy palm filled rotting flesh. Trunks' face went pale when he felt it. "EEEKK!!"
A zombie now lay on the ground twitching as Trunks ran over to the forest, trying to find Goten. He found the young boy crouching underneath a bush a little ways into the wood. "Goten, you're looking the wrong way!"
"Shh!" Goten shushed Trunks. Trunks gave Goten a blank expression, of which it stayed as until Goten pointed at something. Trunks crouched down and looked where Goten was pointing. In a large clearing on the other side, four figures could be seen arguing with each other. Near them, Hiei and Kurama were each bound to two poles by energy rings.
"...Hiei and Kurama..." Trunks whispered. Goten nodded. "The bad guys got 'em...we should rescue them!" Trunks grinned. "Why not? It shouldn't be that hard. These guys are really weak..."
A/N: Yay, we're getting there, folks! Just 3 more chapters to go! ^_^ And I assure you, it will start to get really exciting! So go on and start that clicking.....uh oh. O_O
*Inuyasha appears in front of author*
Inuyasha: "I'm gonna get you for last time!"
Oh really? Well then...SIT! *waits, but nothing happens* ...why aren't you "sitting"? Wait a sec...where's the rosary?!!
Inuyasha: *smiles slyly* "I persuaded Kagome to..."take it off"."
Too much information, dog boy... ~_O
Inuyasha: "Wa ha ha! Now I'll slice you in two! *draws Tetsuaiga* Take th..huh? Why isn't this damn thing changing?"
Ha! You don't have a human to protect, so it won't change! But that's no fun, so...*runs off, then comes back holding Kagome by her neck* Ha! What do you say to that?
Inuyasha: "YOU BAAAAASSSTTTAAARRRDDD!!!!" *Tetsuaiga becomes gigantic*
Erp...I didn't think it would get that big...um...*drops Kagome to the ground* Kagome! Go hurt Inuyasha!
Kagome: "Why?"
Uhh...because he made you take the rosary off and then he got rid of it! That's bad!
Kagome: "But that's not true! He said you stole it from him AFTER I took it off! And I would never hurt my Inu-chan anyway! *begins to scratch Inuyasha behind the ears* Yes...you're a good Inuyasha, aren't you?"
Inuyasha: *eyes go wide as he began scratching himself wildly and panting hard* "Heh heh, yeah he stole it from me! Yep! Ah..."
Uhh...that didn't go quite as I planned. *sweatdrop* Stupid Kagome...*walks off muttering something incoherent* Oh yah...get clickin' folks.
*Kagome and Inuyasha are still just sitting there, looking cute and stuff like that*
*everyone raises their hands*
I thought so. And to my last reviewer, I didn't call Kagome a you-know- what. Inuyasha did that for me, cause she IS his bitch. ^_^ But, along with that, I'm gonna have to be careful. I think Inuyasha's out to get me now. O_O
*pair of eyes stares at the author through some brush*
Anyways, sorry to my (other)last reviewer, I didn't know some of guys from the tournament showed up later in the series. But, I still don't think I wanna put them in. Sorry. This story is mostly DBZ anyway, so there's not gonna be a whole lot of YYH. Now then, on with the show!
Recipe For World Domination: Add 2 Youkais and Stir Well...
*TIME: 10:30*
Inside Videl's house, two familiar faces peeked from around a corner of the main room. It was Buu and Hercule. Hercule looked like he was about to pass out, and Buu gritted his teeth angrily. Buu quickly pulled Hercule back around the corner.
"...Buu confused...where all bad guys come from?"
Hercule still looked horrified. *I s-saw C-cell out t-there!...but that can't be! I killed hi...uh...no, wait, that Gohan killed him! Yeah...*
"What are we gonna do, Buu?" Buu thought as he munched on a piece of chocolate. "Hmm...friends in big cage...must free friends..."
"Free them?! How? Do you see how many of them are out the-mmph!" Hercule clamped his mouth shut to stop yelling at Buu. But it didn't help. Kid Buu glanced to the side when he heard the noise.
"Kaa..." Kid Buu sniffed the air, picking up a familiar scent as he did. He grinned and started to walk towards the hallway.
"Where are you going, Buu?" Babidi asked. Kid Buu stopped and turned to face his master, who was still playing poker and now losing. King Cold had gotten him to stop cheating by kicking him in the arse, making it so it hurt him to sit down.
"Keh...kuu..." Kid Buu made a gesture of using a toilet.
"Oh, alright, go on."
Kid Buu laughed and tip-toed over to the hallway. He turned the corner, but no one was there. Kid Buu just grinned and slowly walked down the hall, sniffing along as he went. As he came up to the bathroom, he sniffed harder.
"KAAA!!" Kid Buu exclaimed as he threw the door open. The water to the shower was running and a big fat figure was in there. The good Buu poked his head out. "BUU WANT PRIVACY!"
"EECH!" Kid Buu went red and quickly ran out of the room. A moment he later, he realized he had been tricked and barged back into the room. Now there was no one there. "Eh?...ah!" Kid Buu noticed an open window near the ceiling. It had, of course, been made much larger by the escaping figure.
Outside the house, Buu landed on the ground with a thud, holding a bar of soap. He shot his change beam at the soap, changing it back into Hercule.
"Ick...I don't like being a cleaning product...AH!!" Buu and Hercule stared in confusion at all of the monsters slowly approaching the mansion.
"M-M-M-M-M-MONSTERS!!!" Hercule exclaimed. Buu looked down at Hercule. "They like Buu?"
"Huh?"
"People once say Buu is monster." Hercule gulped. "Well, yeah, but you're a GOOD monster. Those are bad monsters!"
Just then, some slimy noises appeared above them. Buu looked up, seeing pink goo flowing out from the window. "Bad Buu!!"
Buu quickly grabbed Hercule and ran around the corner of the mansion. As soon as they disappeared from sight, Kid Buu reformed himself. "Kaa..." Kid Buu sounded annoyed. Figuring they'd come back into the house eventually, Kid Buu jumped back through the window to wait for them.
"What is that Buu up to?" Babidi wondered. "Hey Cell, don't you think it's time we found those youkai sacrifices?"
"Well I'm pretty sure we have OTHER allies to do that, but they really are taking their time, aren't they?"
"We shouldn't have trusted them," King Cold said. "We don't know a thing about them, they could be double-crossers."
"Just in case, I say we send someone out to look as well," Frieza said.
Cell nodded. "Alright, I will go. But first...let's ask our captives what they think..."
Cell smiled and strolled over to the cage. He kneeled down right in front of Goku.
"Oh Son Goku...could you pretty please help me?" Cell said in a mocking voice.
Goku didn't look up from his state of deep thought.
"Could you please tell me where I can find some full demons? Hmm? Can you?"
Silence filled the room. Cell smirked. "Ku ku....nothing to say then?"
Just then, a small burst of energy flew out of Goku and whacked Cell in the face, knocking him to the ground. Cell got up and stared angrily at Goku. "Why you...no good..." At this, Cell stuck his hand out at Goku. Goku didn't even respond to it.
Android 20 walked over to Cell. "Calm yourself, Cell. You needn't waste your energy on this rubbish."
Cell grinned, while still looking angry. "Why not? Besides, I want to see how close this will bring him to death, since I can't kill him anyway!"
"Ah! Goku!" Krillin exclaimed.
Piccolo shouted at Goku, "Goku, get out of there!"
Goku twitched, but he chose to stay in his spot. Cell began to get annoyed. "I guess he wants to see if this really WON'T kill him!! Alright then, let's find out!!"
Cell quickly placed two fingers together and shot a Freezer Beam at Goku. The beam plowed straight through Goku's chest, sending the sayian tumbling backwards. The Z Warriors stared in shock as Goku landed on his back. Gohan and Chi-Chi quickly rushed to the fallen saiyan's side.
"Oh my gosh! Goku!"
"Dad, no! CELL!!!"
Cell grinned as he looked at his fingers. "What do you know?...it really didn't kill him. Fancy that."
Gohan started at Cell, then he looked back down. "Whoah!!"
Goku was breathing hard as he clutched at his chest. Chi-Chi managed to prop him up in a sitting position.
"Dad, you're alive! That's incredible!"
Chi-Chi had tears in her eyes. "I...thought I had lost you for a second..."
"Heh, no I'm alright. I just need Dende..." Goku said faintly, still clutching at his wound. Dende got the message, and he ran over to Goku.
"Hold still now." Dende said as he let his healing powers go to work. The wound in Goku's chest slowly disappeared. "That should do it."
Goku breathed out slowly. "I didn't think you'd really do it, Cell..." Goku lowered his eyes. "You really have become as pathetic as the rest of them."
Cell ignored Goku's taunts. "Whatever, Son Goku...I'll just find some demons without your help! Since it's Halloween it shouldn't be that hard!"
At that, Cell walked away from the cage and into the main hall. Upon opening the front door, a pile of marching demons landed on top of him.
"Ergh...get off me!" Cell powered up, knocking the ghouls off him. He smirked at them. "Good to see you've all found your way. Please, come right in. I'm just going on a quick errand."
Cell floated into the air and flew out the door as the demons began to pile into Satan Mansion. "Knowing this planet, I should start looking in the direction opposite of which these monsters are going. I don't blame them for running...they are rather weak, these humans."
Yusuke and Kuwabara continued after Toguro through the thick forest. "Come back, coward!!" they both yelled at once.
"If you want me to stop so much then come and attack me!"
"Alright then, I will!" Kuwabara grinned and materialized his Rei-Ken. As the Toguros saw this, Elder Toguro changed himself into a sword, as he had done in their first battle. Kuwabara charged forward with greater speed than before, and he aimed a slash at Toguro's head.
"All too easy." Toguro said as he easily blocked Kuwabara's sword with his own. Kuwabara begin slashing wildly at Toguro, but every swing failed to hit.
"May I have a turn?" Toguro swung his sword at Kuwabara's. Kuwabara struggled as the sword clashed against his, pushing him backwards.
"Ah, I've found an opening." Toguro said as he gave Kuwabara a low kick to the gut. Kuwabara fell backward, but Yusuke managed to catch him by the face and threw him back on his feet.
"Fine, you tried, but let me have a go." Yusuke pointed his finger at Toguro. "...using the normal procedure, of course."
Kuwabara began to object. "Rei-Gun while moving so fast? Not only is that a risky shot, but a waste of energy!
Yusuke grit his teeth. "Frankly Kuwabara, I don't give a crap! I want this idiot dead, like he should be!"
Yusuke pointed more firmly at Toguro. "You hear me, Toguro? You're dead, again! REI-GUN!"
Toguro smirked as a large Rei-Gun charged at him. Elder Toguro instantly changed into armor as it approached.
"GIMMIE A BREAK!! NOT THIS AGAIN!" Yusuke spat out. As expected, the Rei- Gun hit its target, but Toguro was protected by his "brother armor".
"CHEAP ASS!!!" Yusuke screamed. Yusuke ran faster to catch up with Toguro and he began punching at him. Toguro didn't even need his brother to block, as he used his own fists. "I WANT TO KNOW, TOGURO! WHY ARE YOU HERE?"
"Well, when you put it that way, I can tell you that. I am "here", in this part of Earth, because I need your two youkai friends."
Yusuke calmed down for a moment. "Hiei and Kurama?..."
"Well, lucky us." Kuwabara stated. "They aren't here right now."
Toguro snorted. "Yes, that I have observed. That's why we're going to my superior's "place" to see if they've found them."
Yusuke began to look worried as he asked, "Who is this superior?"
"There are actually quite a lot of them, but the head-honcho is a bio- genetic creature named Cell."
*Great, even more villains that we never even knew existed!* Yusuke thought.
Then Yusuke noticed that Toguro had started going faster. "Come boys, we must not be late! Time is short..."
In yet another neighborhood, Hiei ran along the ground as Kurama floated upon Nimbus. Hiei was slashing up any monster that appeared in his direction of travel.
"Stupid monsters...where did they all come from?..." Hiei muttered to himself. Kurama looked around, noting at what the monsters were doing. "Hiei, have you noticed that they are all on the move?"
"Hiei didn't have to look at Kurama to answer. "Hmm? Yes."
"They're all headed north. Like they were being called to a gathering or something." Kurama looked in worry. Hiei grunted. "Don't tell me you wanna go up there. NOT until we find the kids, I already told you."
Kurama slunk down on the cloud. "Alright...but just thirty minutes more!"
"Oh, pipe down. Besides, your observation will help."
Kurama glanced at Hiei. "How so?" he asked.
"Whichever way these demons go, the kids will be going in the opposite direction, no doubt." Hiei turned around. "We shall go this way."
Hiei began to stroll forward, but he didn't hear the swishing noise of the Nimbus above him. Without turning around, Hiei said simply, "I said we are going, Kurama."
Hiei began to get annoyed as he walked forward, the sound of Nimbus still absent above him. He spun around to yell at Kurama, but he found nothing to yell at. Nimbus was vacant.
"Hmm?" Hiei suddenly heard footsteps behind him. Hiei went to turn around, but a large hand conked him in the head. Hiei fell to the ground, getting a view of the person's feet before passing out. "It's....you..."
An unknown amount of time later, Hiei began to open his eyes. "Ergn...damn it...what happened..."
He saw four figures huddled around each other, talking about something. He glanced to the side, seeing Kurama next to him, who was still knocked out. Hiei noted that Kurama was being bound by some energy rings, and he realized he was too. They were all in a secluded area of the forest. (A/N: The forest has a lot of secluded areas doesn't it? ~_O)
One of their captors looked to the side. "Ah, one's woken up."
Hiei growled. "Augh...Saint Beasts...this night is getting more and more annoying..."
"Surprised, Hiei? Don't be, it's not that hard to imagine." Suzaku said. Byakko laughed at Hiei. "You should have seen your face, youkai! I've always wanted to hurt you in such a way, you know."
"I knew I recognized those feet..." Hiei said with a smirk. "The stench was hard to ignore too."
"What's that?!" Byakko said in disgust. Suzaku put a hand on Byakko's shoulder. "Let's not quarrel. No, we are short in time."
"And just what are you short in time for?" Hiei asked.
"We're gonna make a sacrifice!" Genbu exclaimed.
"Hn...to whom? Your mothers?"
"Very funny, Hiei," Seiryuu said with a sneer. "The spell says we must kill TWO demons from this plane for it to work. We very openly volunteered for that duty..."
Hiei looked confused. "Spell? From this plane?...what do you speak of here?"
Seiryuu chuckled. "Oh that's right, they didn't explain anything to you guys. Just their own enemies."
"We'd tell you ourselves, but..." Suzaku trailed off for no reason, and then decided to leave it at that. "Now then, how shall we do away with you?"
Hiei growled. *If I could just reach my katana...*
"Slice his head off! Slice his head off!" Suzaku's bird messenger, Mulg, suggested. Suzaku considered this, as well as other methods. Suddenly, Byakko tapped him on the shoulder.
"Boss, um...are you sure we have to do it here?" Byakko asked. Suzaku came out of his thought. "What do you mean?"
"I mean, what if we have to kill 'em in a certain spot or at a certain time? Those strong guys didn't explain too well," Byakko said as he messed with his hair.
Now, the four Saint Beasts were huddled up again, trying to decide what to do. "Perhaps we should wait?" "No, let's bring 'em to the strong guys!" "But what if that's not what we're supposed to do?" "I still say slice their heads off!!" "Maybe one of them will come by and assist us..."
Hiei lowered his eyes. *This is the opportunity I need to escape. But in these rings, I'm immobilized. Damn.* Hiei glanced at Kurama, surprised that he was still unconscious. *That fox...ugh!*
"Huh.huh.don't stop, Trunks!"
"I ain't!"
The two boys were still running, and running, and running, from all the monsters. Finally, they just gave up, nearly collapsing on the ground.
"Darn..used too much energy..."
"Trunks, what's going on?" Goten wondered. "This is not normal!"
Trunks silently agreed to this as more and more monsters walked by them. They were still headed in the same direction as before.
"This is the dead Goten, that's what it is. They're demon-thingies...or somethin'." As he finished, Trunks turned his head to the side in shock. "...ah..."
Goten noticed it as well. "AH! What is that?! A huge evil power!"
"No, it's a lot of smaller evil powers! But some of them ARE large!" Trunks said in surprise. "Man...this night is getting freakier and freakier..."
Trunks turned to face Goten. "I guess we didn't notice them before while we were "high". Goten, we should get to Videl's, NOW."
Goten nodded firmly. "Yeah. Oh, and Trunks..." Goten scuffled his feet on the ground. "I'm sorry for making you have to stand through all this..."
Trunks grinned. "No way, it's my fault. I shouldn't have tried to explain Halloween in the first place. Or better yet, we can blame my mom for putting that stupid pumpkin on the porch."
Goten and Trunks snickered. They seemed pleased that they had made pleasant conversation in the currently horrible situation. The two put somewhat serious looks on their faces and began jogging forward.
"Eh?" Goten looked to the side at another forest. He suddenly changed his direction, heading towards the trees. Back on the road, Trunks kept on jogging.
"Let's go faster," Trunks said as he reached out to grab Goten's hand. But, he ended up grabbing a grimy palm filled rotting flesh. Trunks' face went pale when he felt it. "EEEKK!!"
A zombie now lay on the ground twitching as Trunks ran over to the forest, trying to find Goten. He found the young boy crouching underneath a bush a little ways into the wood. "Goten, you're looking the wrong way!"
"Shh!" Goten shushed Trunks. Trunks gave Goten a blank expression, of which it stayed as until Goten pointed at something. Trunks crouched down and looked where Goten was pointing. In a large clearing on the other side, four figures could be seen arguing with each other. Near them, Hiei and Kurama were each bound to two poles by energy rings.
"...Hiei and Kurama..." Trunks whispered. Goten nodded. "The bad guys got 'em...we should rescue them!" Trunks grinned. "Why not? It shouldn't be that hard. These guys are really weak..."
A/N: Yay, we're getting there, folks! Just 3 more chapters to go! ^_^ And I assure you, it will start to get really exciting! So go on and start that clicking.....uh oh. O_O
*Inuyasha appears in front of author*
Inuyasha: "I'm gonna get you for last time!"
Oh really? Well then...SIT! *waits, but nothing happens* ...why aren't you "sitting"? Wait a sec...where's the rosary?!!
Inuyasha: *smiles slyly* "I persuaded Kagome to..."take it off"."
Too much information, dog boy... ~_O
Inuyasha: "Wa ha ha! Now I'll slice you in two! *draws Tetsuaiga* Take th..huh? Why isn't this damn thing changing?"
Ha! You don't have a human to protect, so it won't change! But that's no fun, so...*runs off, then comes back holding Kagome by her neck* Ha! What do you say to that?
Inuyasha: "YOU BAAAAASSSTTTAAARRRDDD!!!!" *Tetsuaiga becomes gigantic*
Erp...I didn't think it would get that big...um...*drops Kagome to the ground* Kagome! Go hurt Inuyasha!
Kagome: "Why?"
Uhh...because he made you take the rosary off and then he got rid of it! That's bad!
Kagome: "But that's not true! He said you stole it from him AFTER I took it off! And I would never hurt my Inu-chan anyway! *begins to scratch Inuyasha behind the ears* Yes...you're a good Inuyasha, aren't you?"
Inuyasha: *eyes go wide as he began scratching himself wildly and panting hard* "Heh heh, yeah he stole it from me! Yep! Ah..."
Uhh...that didn't go quite as I planned. *sweatdrop* Stupid Kagome...*walks off muttering something incoherent* Oh yah...get clickin' folks.
*Kagome and Inuyasha are still just sitting there, looking cute and stuff like that*