Yu-Gi-Oh! Twist Chronicles
A Yu-Gi-Oh! Spoof
By Zelloss
Episode 1 - Regional Goofs and Creation Mistakes
"Yugi. You're done for!" cried out Joey as he played the
Garuzies card. With an ATK of 1800 it beat up Yugi's Beaver Warrior with
only an ATK of 1200. Yugi took 600 damage. Now both were even at 1000 Life
Points left.
"Alright then, Joey" Yugi responded, "I play... Summoned Skull to
finish off Garuzies!" Summoned Skull attacked Garuzies and dealt 1300
damage, winning the game for Yugi.
"Dangit. You always win! I need a powerfull card. Something like
a Red Eyes Black Dragon!" Joey whined.
"I doubt you'd ever find yourself the owner of a Red Eyes Black
Dragon." Tea said. "It's as rare as the legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon.
We all know who has THAT though, don't we?"
"I forget. Who?" Joey asked.
"KAIBA, you idiot! The one that beat up Soloman!" Tea practically
screamed.
"Very true" Yugi said. "But there are people that have the Red Eyes
Black Dragon. Rex Raptor is rumored to have one.
"WHAT?" said Joey. "I don't believe that. There is no way! If he
does, why hasn't he used it in the Regional championships yet??"
"Nobody knows" Yugi said. "They say he's saving it for the duel
against Weevil Underwood so he can beat his Great Moth. That's a very
dangerous card, you know."
"Everybody knows. It it almost imposible to beat! But if Rex
Raptor DOES have a Red Eyes Black Dragon, there is no way Weevil could stand
against it" Joey claimed.
"HEY! It's almost time for the regional championships to begin!
We'd better get to my place!" Yugi noticed suddenly. The group hurried off
to Solomon Moto's Game Shop, where Joey decided to pick up a pack of cards
while he was waiting for the championships to start. He found himself the
proud new owner of a Sword and Shield.
"Come on, Joey!" Yugi called to him from upstairs. Joey ran up to
join them. Behind him came Soloman, Yugi's grandfather.
The five (Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Tea, and Soloman) watched the finals
of the regional championship with intrest. Weevil was falling behind Rex.
Rex had 700 Life Points left while Weevil only had 400. Just then, Rex
played the Twin Headed King Rex and attacked Weevil's Petit Moth that
was equipped with a Cocoon of Evolution to try and create the Great Moth.
Weevil then played a simple Basic Insect. The Basic Insect came to life on
the stadium in front of them, but it wasn't near as impressive as the Two
Headed King Rex was.
Weevil screeched out "Bwa ha ha. This is the monster that will
defeat you! Not right now, but when it is equipped with Laser Cannon Armor
and the Horn of Light it is! AH HA HA HA HA HA!" he laughed as the tiny
Basic Insect, now equipped with a set of armor with a cannon and a shining
horn on it's head attacked the poor Twin Headed King Rex. The words "Ow!
That hurt!" were heard from Twin Headed King Rex before he dissapeared.
Rex followed through by defending with Greater Dinosaur. Weevil
played the Stop Defense card to switch it to attack mode, and the Basic
Insect killed it, winning the game for Weevil.
"Aha! I knew Weevil would win it!" Yugi said.
Just then Soloman walked back up the stairs and said "Yugi. There's
a package here for you. From Industrial Illusions. The company that makes
Duel Monsters."
The group didn't take notice as Maximillion Pegasus granted the
trophy to Weevil Underwood and invited him to a 'brand new tournament that
will be held at the Duelist Kingdom.'
After that, Yugi finally noticed the package and opened it. Inside,
he found a videotape, 3 cards, a mysterious red glove with star imprints in
it, and 2 star-chips. He fit them into the glove. "I wonder what this
video tape and these cards are for?" Yugi pondered out loud.
Joey grabbed the glove. "If you don't wonder about this, does that
mean I can have it?"
"No" Tea said, snatching it and giving it to Yugi. "These cards
seem to be diffrent pictures. Look. There is a huge pile of money on this
one. And that looks like the Duelist Kingdom. Look. That last one is a
blank card. Isn't that odd?"
"Yeah" said Yugi. He stuck the videotape in the machine. The face
of a cartoon rabbit covered the screen.
"GET OUT OF MY WAY" said a mysterious voice and the picture was
pushed aside by two hands, then replaced by the face of Maximillion Pegasus.
"Hey! That's Pegasus!" Joey noticed.
"Hello, Yugi Moto. I, well, you know who I am now. I heard about
your defeat of our champion, Seto Kaiba. I congragulate you and hereby
invite you to participate in the competition." Pegasus said. "Of course, I
would like to play a bit of a game first..."
"What does he mean?" said Soloman. Then, he suddenly became quiet
as the room turned black. The TV was replaced with a huge dueling arena.
And sitting at one end was Pegasus, while Yugi was at the other end, with
Joey, Tea, Tristan, and Soloman standing unmoving in the air behind him.
"What did you do to him?" Yugi demanded.
"Oh. They're just frozen in time. Don't worry. They'll be safe.
On one condition. You have to beat me in a duel or else they won't be very
safe much longer!" Pegasus taunted.
"Pegasus... You are evil! I will defeat you now!" called out Yugi
as his Millenium Puzzle glowed.
"Yu-Gi-Oh!" came Yugi's voice, getting deeper by the second. A
bright flash of light followed, then dissapeared. In Yugi's place was him
in a Sorcerer-style outfit.
"Ooohh.. fancy.." said Pegasus. He then snapped out of whatever he
was doing. "Sorry about that. Anyway, let's duel! By the way, there is a
15 minute timer. You'd best watch it."
Yugi drew his hand and said "I'll start this duel off with the Curse
of Dragon! With an attack power of 2000, not many monsters can hold off
against it!"
Pegasus smiled. "True. But I can. By playing the Dragon Capture
Jar card, I can destroy it. Also, I use the Dragon Piper card to revive it
under my control!!!" Pegasus smiled and cheered like a little girl. (Yugi:
O_o)
Yugi quickly played the Dark Hole to destroy both monsters and
played a Monster Reborn to get back the Curse of Dragon. He couldn't attack
without Pegasus having a defensive monster.
Pegasus smiled and played a Black Rabbit card. A burst of black
energy shot from the Curse of Dragon's mouth and tore through Black Rabbit.
"HEY! Don't do that!" was heard from the Black Rabbit's mouth as he was
destroyed.
Yugi dropped two cards face-down and let Pegasus make his move. He
smiled and said "To stop that Swords of Revealing Light that you have
face-down, I'll use De-Spell to destroy it. I will then play my Shadow
Prowler and destroy Curse of Dragon with it. You lose 500 Life Points, my
dear.
The clock ticked down to 10 minutes. "How did he know that I had a
Swords of Revealing Light face-down? That's impossible... Or is it? If
only I knew how he was doing it."
"I'm using my Millenium Eye to read you mind... I mean... um..."
Pegasus stammered.
Yugi thought to himself "Is this guy ever weird." and then took the
Dark Magician card from his hand and played it.
Yugi then played the Book of Secret Arts on the Dark Magician to
allow him to use a more powerfull spell. The sorcerer began to chant a
spell.
"Nice try, Yugi!" Pegasus said as he layed a trap card. The Dark
Magician finished the spell.
A huge bolt of energy shot at the Shadow Prowler, but the attack was
stopped. Pegasus pointed out the Negate Attack trap card.
"Filty Demon.." the Dark Magician pouted. "I swear I will get you
yet."
"Oh no you won't" said Pegasus. "And I'm going to use Tribute to
The Doomed to keep you from attacking with her by destroying Shadow Prowler
AND the Dark Magician.
"No!" the hologram Dark Magician screamed and dissapeared.
"Intesting move, Pegasus. What will you do now?" Yugi said as the
clock ticked down to 5 minutes.
"I'll play this. Ryo Ran. And with the Dragon's Treasure, he's
strong enough to take out anything you can play!" Pegasus claimed.
Yugi decided that there was only one way and moved a card from the
top of his deck to the monster slot immediatly. The clock ticked down to 3
minutes. Yugi then waited for Pegasus to attack. Yugi's Beaver Warrior was
destroyed. Yugi dropped down to 400 Life Points. Pegasus was down to 700
Life Points because he had attacked Black Rabbit. The Ryo Ran now had 2100
Attack Points, so only two monsters in his deck could save him. The
clock ticked down to 1 minute.
"Almost time, Yugi. Make you move so I can win this duel." Pegasus
taunted then cheered for Ryo Ran like a little girl.
Yugi played his top card and attacked with it. He was amazed to
find it was Summoned Skull, which was strong enough to get Pegasus down to
300 Life Points now. Summoned Skull appeared and Ryo Ran ran screaming,
trying to get away. Just as Summoned Skull almost reached him, both
dissapeared.
Pegasus cheered like a little girl once again, despite the odd look
from Yugi. He then promptly said "Yugi. I win. The time ran out before
your Summoned Skull could do anything. 'Tis a shame. If it had of
attacked, you would have won. But I did! (Pegasus cheered for himself this
time). So, just to make sure you do decide to duel in this tournament, I'm
afraid I will have to use a bit of extra persuasion."
Pegasus' Millenium Eye lit up and it shot a ray of light at the limp
body of Soloman Moto as the stadium became a TV set again and everything
went back to normal.
"I'm sure we'll duel again, little Yugi-boy." Pegasus said as the
screen fizzled out to show Soloman Moto. "Yugi! WHY IN THE ******* H-E-
Double-Hockeysticks could you let this happen to me???" Soloman demanded.
An image of Pegasus, laughing his head off with a high-pitched voice, said
"I'm sure you'll come onto the island now. That was your grandfather's
soul, Yugi. Next time we duel, it will not be for only his sake though.
And, oh, yes, this tape will self destruct in 1 minute." Pegasus said as the
picture disspeared and the VCR spit out the tape. The tape promptly did as
Pegasus said and blew up. The VCR was damaged too.
"MY VCR! NO! I can't watch Bambi anymore!" sniffled Tristan.
"Tristan. We have more things to worry about now. Pegasus has
taken grandfather's soul. And... Woah!" Yugi jumped as Tristan ran by him
to hug the poor VCR.
"We had so many good times together... Now I can never watch Bambi
on you again. I'll miss you, old buddy." Tristan cried.
"Umm..." Yugi started but couldn't say anything. Joey came up
behind him alongside Tea and he said "Yugi, he's going through a hard time.
Just let him be."
"But what about grandfather?" Yugi asked. Joey and Tea stayed
silent and stared at Tristan.
After a few moments, Joey said "We're all gonna miss that VCR."
Yugi yelled "BUT WHAT ABOUT GRANDMA? I mean, BUT WHAT ABOUT
GRANDPA????"
A Yu-Gi-Oh! Spoof
By Zelloss
Episode 1 - Regional Goofs and Creation Mistakes
"Yugi. You're done for!" cried out Joey as he played the
Garuzies card. With an ATK of 1800 it beat up Yugi's Beaver Warrior with
only an ATK of 1200. Yugi took 600 damage. Now both were even at 1000 Life
Points left.
"Alright then, Joey" Yugi responded, "I play... Summoned Skull to
finish off Garuzies!" Summoned Skull attacked Garuzies and dealt 1300
damage, winning the game for Yugi.
"Dangit. You always win! I need a powerfull card. Something like
a Red Eyes Black Dragon!" Joey whined.
"I doubt you'd ever find yourself the owner of a Red Eyes Black
Dragon." Tea said. "It's as rare as the legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon.
We all know who has THAT though, don't we?"
"I forget. Who?" Joey asked.
"KAIBA, you idiot! The one that beat up Soloman!" Tea practically
screamed.
"Very true" Yugi said. "But there are people that have the Red Eyes
Black Dragon. Rex Raptor is rumored to have one.
"WHAT?" said Joey. "I don't believe that. There is no way! If he
does, why hasn't he used it in the Regional championships yet??"
"Nobody knows" Yugi said. "They say he's saving it for the duel
against Weevil Underwood so he can beat his Great Moth. That's a very
dangerous card, you know."
"Everybody knows. It it almost imposible to beat! But if Rex
Raptor DOES have a Red Eyes Black Dragon, there is no way Weevil could stand
against it" Joey claimed.
"HEY! It's almost time for the regional championships to begin!
We'd better get to my place!" Yugi noticed suddenly. The group hurried off
to Solomon Moto's Game Shop, where Joey decided to pick up a pack of cards
while he was waiting for the championships to start. He found himself the
proud new owner of a Sword and Shield.
"Come on, Joey!" Yugi called to him from upstairs. Joey ran up to
join them. Behind him came Soloman, Yugi's grandfather.
The five (Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Tea, and Soloman) watched the finals
of the regional championship with intrest. Weevil was falling behind Rex.
Rex had 700 Life Points left while Weevil only had 400. Just then, Rex
played the Twin Headed King Rex and attacked Weevil's Petit Moth that
was equipped with a Cocoon of Evolution to try and create the Great Moth.
Weevil then played a simple Basic Insect. The Basic Insect came to life on
the stadium in front of them, but it wasn't near as impressive as the Two
Headed King Rex was.
Weevil screeched out "Bwa ha ha. This is the monster that will
defeat you! Not right now, but when it is equipped with Laser Cannon Armor
and the Horn of Light it is! AH HA HA HA HA HA!" he laughed as the tiny
Basic Insect, now equipped with a set of armor with a cannon and a shining
horn on it's head attacked the poor Twin Headed King Rex. The words "Ow!
That hurt!" were heard from Twin Headed King Rex before he dissapeared.
Rex followed through by defending with Greater Dinosaur. Weevil
played the Stop Defense card to switch it to attack mode, and the Basic
Insect killed it, winning the game for Weevil.
"Aha! I knew Weevil would win it!" Yugi said.
Just then Soloman walked back up the stairs and said "Yugi. There's
a package here for you. From Industrial Illusions. The company that makes
Duel Monsters."
The group didn't take notice as Maximillion Pegasus granted the
trophy to Weevil Underwood and invited him to a 'brand new tournament that
will be held at the Duelist Kingdom.'
After that, Yugi finally noticed the package and opened it. Inside,
he found a videotape, 3 cards, a mysterious red glove with star imprints in
it, and 2 star-chips. He fit them into the glove. "I wonder what this
video tape and these cards are for?" Yugi pondered out loud.
Joey grabbed the glove. "If you don't wonder about this, does that
mean I can have it?"
"No" Tea said, snatching it and giving it to Yugi. "These cards
seem to be diffrent pictures. Look. There is a huge pile of money on this
one. And that looks like the Duelist Kingdom. Look. That last one is a
blank card. Isn't that odd?"
"Yeah" said Yugi. He stuck the videotape in the machine. The face
of a cartoon rabbit covered the screen.
"GET OUT OF MY WAY" said a mysterious voice and the picture was
pushed aside by two hands, then replaced by the face of Maximillion Pegasus.
"Hey! That's Pegasus!" Joey noticed.
"Hello, Yugi Moto. I, well, you know who I am now. I heard about
your defeat of our champion, Seto Kaiba. I congragulate you and hereby
invite you to participate in the competition." Pegasus said. "Of course, I
would like to play a bit of a game first..."
"What does he mean?" said Soloman. Then, he suddenly became quiet
as the room turned black. The TV was replaced with a huge dueling arena.
And sitting at one end was Pegasus, while Yugi was at the other end, with
Joey, Tea, Tristan, and Soloman standing unmoving in the air behind him.
"What did you do to him?" Yugi demanded.
"Oh. They're just frozen in time. Don't worry. They'll be safe.
On one condition. You have to beat me in a duel or else they won't be very
safe much longer!" Pegasus taunted.
"Pegasus... You are evil! I will defeat you now!" called out Yugi
as his Millenium Puzzle glowed.
"Yu-Gi-Oh!" came Yugi's voice, getting deeper by the second. A
bright flash of light followed, then dissapeared. In Yugi's place was him
in a Sorcerer-style outfit.
"Ooohh.. fancy.." said Pegasus. He then snapped out of whatever he
was doing. "Sorry about that. Anyway, let's duel! By the way, there is a
15 minute timer. You'd best watch it."
Yugi drew his hand and said "I'll start this duel off with the Curse
of Dragon! With an attack power of 2000, not many monsters can hold off
against it!"
Pegasus smiled. "True. But I can. By playing the Dragon Capture
Jar card, I can destroy it. Also, I use the Dragon Piper card to revive it
under my control!!!" Pegasus smiled and cheered like a little girl. (Yugi:
O_o)
Yugi quickly played the Dark Hole to destroy both monsters and
played a Monster Reborn to get back the Curse of Dragon. He couldn't attack
without Pegasus having a defensive monster.
Pegasus smiled and played a Black Rabbit card. A burst of black
energy shot from the Curse of Dragon's mouth and tore through Black Rabbit.
"HEY! Don't do that!" was heard from the Black Rabbit's mouth as he was
destroyed.
Yugi dropped two cards face-down and let Pegasus make his move. He
smiled and said "To stop that Swords of Revealing Light that you have
face-down, I'll use De-Spell to destroy it. I will then play my Shadow
Prowler and destroy Curse of Dragon with it. You lose 500 Life Points, my
dear.
The clock ticked down to 10 minutes. "How did he know that I had a
Swords of Revealing Light face-down? That's impossible... Or is it? If
only I knew how he was doing it."
"I'm using my Millenium Eye to read you mind... I mean... um..."
Pegasus stammered.
Yugi thought to himself "Is this guy ever weird." and then took the
Dark Magician card from his hand and played it.
Yugi then played the Book of Secret Arts on the Dark Magician to
allow him to use a more powerfull spell. The sorcerer began to chant a
spell.
"Nice try, Yugi!" Pegasus said as he layed a trap card. The Dark
Magician finished the spell.
A huge bolt of energy shot at the Shadow Prowler, but the attack was
stopped. Pegasus pointed out the Negate Attack trap card.
"Filty Demon.." the Dark Magician pouted. "I swear I will get you
yet."
"Oh no you won't" said Pegasus. "And I'm going to use Tribute to
The Doomed to keep you from attacking with her by destroying Shadow Prowler
AND the Dark Magician.
"No!" the hologram Dark Magician screamed and dissapeared.
"Intesting move, Pegasus. What will you do now?" Yugi said as the
clock ticked down to 5 minutes.
"I'll play this. Ryo Ran. And with the Dragon's Treasure, he's
strong enough to take out anything you can play!" Pegasus claimed.
Yugi decided that there was only one way and moved a card from the
top of his deck to the monster slot immediatly. The clock ticked down to 3
minutes. Yugi then waited for Pegasus to attack. Yugi's Beaver Warrior was
destroyed. Yugi dropped down to 400 Life Points. Pegasus was down to 700
Life Points because he had attacked Black Rabbit. The Ryo Ran now had 2100
Attack Points, so only two monsters in his deck could save him. The
clock ticked down to 1 minute.
"Almost time, Yugi. Make you move so I can win this duel." Pegasus
taunted then cheered for Ryo Ran like a little girl.
Yugi played his top card and attacked with it. He was amazed to
find it was Summoned Skull, which was strong enough to get Pegasus down to
300 Life Points now. Summoned Skull appeared and Ryo Ran ran screaming,
trying to get away. Just as Summoned Skull almost reached him, both
dissapeared.
Pegasus cheered like a little girl once again, despite the odd look
from Yugi. He then promptly said "Yugi. I win. The time ran out before
your Summoned Skull could do anything. 'Tis a shame. If it had of
attacked, you would have won. But I did! (Pegasus cheered for himself this
time). So, just to make sure you do decide to duel in this tournament, I'm
afraid I will have to use a bit of extra persuasion."
Pegasus' Millenium Eye lit up and it shot a ray of light at the limp
body of Soloman Moto as the stadium became a TV set again and everything
went back to normal.
"I'm sure we'll duel again, little Yugi-boy." Pegasus said as the
screen fizzled out to show Soloman Moto. "Yugi! WHY IN THE ******* H-E-
Double-Hockeysticks could you let this happen to me???" Soloman demanded.
An image of Pegasus, laughing his head off with a high-pitched voice, said
"I'm sure you'll come onto the island now. That was your grandfather's
soul, Yugi. Next time we duel, it will not be for only his sake though.
And, oh, yes, this tape will self destruct in 1 minute." Pegasus said as the
picture disspeared and the VCR spit out the tape. The tape promptly did as
Pegasus said and blew up. The VCR was damaged too.
"MY VCR! NO! I can't watch Bambi anymore!" sniffled Tristan.
"Tristan. We have more things to worry about now. Pegasus has
taken grandfather's soul. And... Woah!" Yugi jumped as Tristan ran by him
to hug the poor VCR.
"We had so many good times together... Now I can never watch Bambi
on you again. I'll miss you, old buddy." Tristan cried.
"Umm..." Yugi started but couldn't say anything. Joey came up
behind him alongside Tea and he said "Yugi, he's going through a hard time.
Just let him be."
"But what about grandfather?" Yugi asked. Joey and Tea stayed
silent and stared at Tristan.
After a few moments, Joey said "We're all gonna miss that VCR."
Yugi yelled "BUT WHAT ABOUT GRANDMA? I mean, BUT WHAT ABOUT
GRANDPA????"