Yu-Gi-Oh! Twist Chronicles
A Yu-Gi-Oh! Spoof
By Zelloss
Episode 2 - Boat Hyjinks and Champion Idiots
Eventually, Tristan got over the VCR's destruction and everybody
finally realized Yugi's grandma.. I mean.. grandpa no longer had a soul. He
got put in a hospital. Which doesn't make any sense, after all, what help
can a hospital give to a soul less person?
The day finally came when Yugi had to leave to catch the boat to get
to the Duelist Kingdom so he could challenge Pegasus for Soloman's soul.
Every top duelist, from Weevil Underwood to Mai Valentine was there.
Yugi waited in line. He had discovered that it was possible to win
3 million dollars if he wanted, but instead gave that card to Joey so that
he could help his near-blind sister, Serenity. Tea had said "That's so
sweet!" and Joey had simply said a few words.
"Sweets are good tasting, you know!" he had said, making them all
facefault.
"Please show me your Star-Chips and any of the cards that you
recieved to enter the boat" the Security Guard said.
"Hey, Yugi, can I borrow one of your Star-Chips? I'm gonna need one
to get on the boat and duel there" Joey asked.
"Nope. I only have two of them" Yugi told him.
"Come on, yug. You know I have to help my poor sister. You already
gave me Glory of the King's Right Hand. Why not give me a Star-Chip?" Joey
pleaded as they came closer to the front of the line.
"Alright, fine. I wonder where Tea and Tristan went. Weren't they
supposed to see us off?" Yugi pondered as the two showed their Star-Chip and
cards to the Security Guards and were allowed access.
"Stuck-up little brats.." Joey said to himself. Yugi turned and
glared at him.
"Sorry about that" Joey apologized.
Meanwhile, at the cargo loading area, the cargo loaders had taken a
break and two new figures had entered the premises.
"Well, Tristan, let's move it!" the first said.
"Alright, Tea. We gotta be quiet though" said Tristan.
The two crawled along quietly to the ramp and crawled up it and in
to the cargo room. They quickly left and found themselves amongst a crowd
of duelists. Tristan pointed to a small dark area with boxes and the two
ran over. They turned a corner and ran down the passage. Nobody was
anywhere around this area. They turned again and ducked behind some boxes.
Just then, a door near them opened.
Tea risked a peak over the boxes and saw white/purple hair. She
ducked back down and whispered "That's Bakura from school!"
Tristan took a peak. "I can't see. Are you sure you saw him?"
Tea looked again to find him lying in his bathing suit sunbathing.
He had found almost the only sun this side of the ship.
"Yeah. He's sunbathing" Tea said, blushing. She ducked back down.
"Oh. So you like him, don't you?" Tristan mocked.
"Shut up!" whispered Tea.
Back on the boat, Yugi and Joey were looking over the edge of the
water. Joey looked completly blank. Yugi turned and looked at him and
spotted somebody beside him.
"Hello. And you might be?" Yugi asked. Joey turned and blushed a
bit.
A girl with a blue jacket over a rather thin shirt and jeans was
standing beside Joey. "You must be Yugi. My name is Mai. And this is?"
"Joey" he said. Joey jumped up and smiled.
"Yes, that's my name. And I think I..." he started.
"Doesn't matter. The point is I'm going to beat you both. You will
simply be a warmup, Joey. Yugi will be a real challenge however. I look
forward to dueling him, but not you. You got on the boat by fluke. If it
weren't for your friendship with Yugi, I'd say you'd still be sitting at
home trying to figure out how to use trap cards! Well, either way, I'll see
you both later." Mai taunted and left.
"That was REALLY rude of her" Joey complained.
Later that night, Joey and Yugi had headed to their rooms. However,
easy travel was not to be so easy.
"What do you mean, this is our rooms?" Joey whined.
"These rooms aren't fit for rats!" Yugi complained.
"These are the rooms you get. Only championship duelists get good
rooms, kids" a security guard said.
Yugi and Joey walked away when suddenly they heard another, familiar
voice.
"You expect a beauty like ME to sleep in a room like THIS?" a lady
was complaining to another security guard.
"Look, lady. Only top duelists get good rooms. You'll have to
suffer like everybody else." he replied.
Joey laughed. "Apparently we aren't the only ones who get these
rooms. Poor poor Mai" he said sarcastically.
Yugi couldn't help but laugh a bit.
Later that day, a crash was heard not far from Yugi and Joey's
rooms. Of course, they weren't there at the time. But they would have been
amazed at what happened next.
"Hey!" said a boy. "I'm Rex Raptor. What are you doing bumping
into me at a time like this? And just before I was going to catch some Zs!"
"Sorry" said Mai. "But if you're Rex, would you mind showing me
your room?"
Rex took a look over Mai and blushed. "Uh... sure!"
Rex led Mai into his room. "Nice place you have. Much better then
what they give the normal passengers." Mai said.
"You aren't just a normal passenger though. You're a beautiful
lady. You shouldn't be treated like that!" Rex said.
"Hmm.. mabye I shouldn't. I'll tell you what. Let's have a duel,
just for fun, using my deck. Here's the catch. If I win, I get the room.
If you win, I give you a little kiss" Mai bargened.
Rex obviously couldn't refuse. Mai's deck was split in half and Mai
spoke "The first card you will draw is Elegant Egotist. Then Shadow of
Eyes, Cyber Shield, then finally, Mirror Wall" she prophecized.
Rex was stunned. The cards were EXACTLY what she had said.
"I can draw any card I want and see exactly where every single card
is in my deck!" She said.
"I think I'm in some deep trouble now.." said Rex.
Meanwhile, let's look in on what Yugi and Joey are up to. As it
seems, they are currently in a lobby with a bunch of other duelists.
"Wow!" said Joey. "There are so many duelists here!"
"Of course" said a sneering stuck-up voice. The boys turned around
to find Weevil Underwood.
"Weevil! You're the Regional Champ!" Joey exclaimed. Yugi smacked
Joey over the head.
"Of course he's the Regional Champion. You watched him turn the
tables against Rex Raptor, didn't you?" Yugi said.
"Nice to hear you have watched me duel. So, are you planning on
trading? I bet every single card you could ever want could be found in this
boat. Well, except for, mabye, Blue Eyes White Dragon. And I bet you both
have cards that everybody else would like, no doubt" Weevil told them.
Joey immediatly rushed off to try and get some new cards.
"And what about you, Yugi?" Weevil asked him.
"I'm going to stay with my deck that I brought. No use in changing
my strategy now" Yugi said.
Weevil smiled and said "Mabye you would like to come chat in your
quarters? We could get more privacy there."
Yugi took Weevil to Yugi's room and left a trade-mad Joey to his own
trading.
The room overlooked the ocean. It was a decent room, but not the
best possible. Aside from the view, the only really beautiful thing was
that the bathroom was seperate from the room.
"And they gave you this dump?" Weevil sneered. "Oh well. By the
way, you own the legendary Exodia cards. The cards you used to win against
Seto Kaiba. Could I see them?"
"Alright" said Yugi, and he opened up his box of cards when Joey
burst into the room.
"Hey, yug!" Joey said. "I gotta show you these cards. Here we go.
There is Baby Valgaav, and Salamandra too!" he showed the cards to Yugi.
"Those are good cards. Here..." Yugi said as he opened his box and
took out a Time Wizard. "This will help you even more."
"Thanks!" Joey said and gave Yugi a big hug.
"Get off of me, please" Yugi squirmed. Joey let go and Yugi fell to
the floor.
"Anyway, Weevil, here are the cards of Exodia" Yugi said as he
pulled out the five cards.
"Exodi... the cards that have only been succesfully used once. By
you, Yugi. I've long searched for a way to stop Exodia and save the game,
and now, finally, the chance to see the cards presents itself. And a way to
save me from their power!" Weevil spoke as he neared the window.
"Say goodbye to your last hope, the 'Invincible' Exodia!" Weevil
screeched like a hawk as he threw them out the window. Joey dived in after
them.
"Joey!" Yugi cried out as Weevil left the room, laughing his ugly
green-haired head off.
"I'll get 'em, Yugi!" cried Joey. He landed in the water with a
splash.
Elsewhere in the ship, a splash of a different kind was made. It
was more of a thump. Rex Raptor landed on his backside.
"Sorry, Rex, but I won. So you have to clear out. And have a nice
day!" taunted Mai as she shut the door.
"I swear I'll get that girl. Just let her wait until I defeat her.
Me and my Red Eyes Black Dragon will beat her up!"
Meanwhile, Weevil had left the room and walked down the hall back to
his own room, when he spotted Rex Raptor sitting down.
"Can't get into your room?" Weevil sneered.
"I got kicked out by some girl named Mai. She beat me in a duel. I
swear she was psychic.." Rex started.
"You're a wimp, that's all. I'm surprised that you could beat Mako
Tsunami. And now you get beat by a simple girl. Her being psychic is your
excuse! I know it!"
"No! I swear it wasn't!" said Rex. The two began to fight. A
security guard led Weevil back to his room and took Rex off to Mai's old
room.
"Dangit. This place stinks" Rex whined.
Meanwhile, at Yugi's room...
"Joey!" Yugi cried.
"Don't worry, Yugi" Joey said. "I'm doing fine. Look. I've
already got two of them. Just three more to go."
"They aren't worth it, Joey" Yugi cried out to him. "Swim back to
the boat, you idiot!"
"Idiots don't make good friends, Yugi. I have to get these for you.
If I didn't, I wouldn't be your friend!" Joey cried as he reached for a
third one but was washed up by a wave.
Yugi threw his shirt off and dived in after him. He landed with a
splash in the water and dived down to grab Joey. When he rose again, Joey
wasn't breathing. He looked for a way to get back on the boat and saw a
rope hanging out of his bedroom window.
"Yugi! Grab on!" came Tristan's voice from Yugi's room. Yugi
grabed on to the rope. A couple minutes later, the two were back in the
room. Yugi was still soaked and so was Joey. Joey had two cards in his
hand, the Right Leg and Body. The last of the cards that Soloman had given
Yugi. The last of the Dark Star Weapons.
Joey came around soon and was very thankfull that the two had come
or else they never would have been saved.
After Yugi and Joey changed out of their soaking clothes and put on
new outfits (Which looked exactly the same), the group used the beds and
fell asleep.
Sometime the next day, the intercom boomed "We've arrived at Duelist
Kingdom! Please pack all your things and leave for the island at this time.
I repeat, would all duelists please pack your things and leave the boat for
the island. I repeat, would all... what do you mean I'm only supposed to
say it twice?"
"Finally, we are here. Duelist Kingdom. Where I will reclaim my
grandfather's soul" Yugi said to himself.
A Yu-Gi-Oh! Spoof
By Zelloss
Episode 2 - Boat Hyjinks and Champion Idiots
Eventually, Tristan got over the VCR's destruction and everybody
finally realized Yugi's grandma.. I mean.. grandpa no longer had a soul. He
got put in a hospital. Which doesn't make any sense, after all, what help
can a hospital give to a soul less person?
The day finally came when Yugi had to leave to catch the boat to get
to the Duelist Kingdom so he could challenge Pegasus for Soloman's soul.
Every top duelist, from Weevil Underwood to Mai Valentine was there.
Yugi waited in line. He had discovered that it was possible to win
3 million dollars if he wanted, but instead gave that card to Joey so that
he could help his near-blind sister, Serenity. Tea had said "That's so
sweet!" and Joey had simply said a few words.
"Sweets are good tasting, you know!" he had said, making them all
facefault.
"Please show me your Star-Chips and any of the cards that you
recieved to enter the boat" the Security Guard said.
"Hey, Yugi, can I borrow one of your Star-Chips? I'm gonna need one
to get on the boat and duel there" Joey asked.
"Nope. I only have two of them" Yugi told him.
"Come on, yug. You know I have to help my poor sister. You already
gave me Glory of the King's Right Hand. Why not give me a Star-Chip?" Joey
pleaded as they came closer to the front of the line.
"Alright, fine. I wonder where Tea and Tristan went. Weren't they
supposed to see us off?" Yugi pondered as the two showed their Star-Chip and
cards to the Security Guards and were allowed access.
"Stuck-up little brats.." Joey said to himself. Yugi turned and
glared at him.
"Sorry about that" Joey apologized.
Meanwhile, at the cargo loading area, the cargo loaders had taken a
break and two new figures had entered the premises.
"Well, Tristan, let's move it!" the first said.
"Alright, Tea. We gotta be quiet though" said Tristan.
The two crawled along quietly to the ramp and crawled up it and in
to the cargo room. They quickly left and found themselves amongst a crowd
of duelists. Tristan pointed to a small dark area with boxes and the two
ran over. They turned a corner and ran down the passage. Nobody was
anywhere around this area. They turned again and ducked behind some boxes.
Just then, a door near them opened.
Tea risked a peak over the boxes and saw white/purple hair. She
ducked back down and whispered "That's Bakura from school!"
Tristan took a peak. "I can't see. Are you sure you saw him?"
Tea looked again to find him lying in his bathing suit sunbathing.
He had found almost the only sun this side of the ship.
"Yeah. He's sunbathing" Tea said, blushing. She ducked back down.
"Oh. So you like him, don't you?" Tristan mocked.
"Shut up!" whispered Tea.
Back on the boat, Yugi and Joey were looking over the edge of the
water. Joey looked completly blank. Yugi turned and looked at him and
spotted somebody beside him.
"Hello. And you might be?" Yugi asked. Joey turned and blushed a
bit.
A girl with a blue jacket over a rather thin shirt and jeans was
standing beside Joey. "You must be Yugi. My name is Mai. And this is?"
"Joey" he said. Joey jumped up and smiled.
"Yes, that's my name. And I think I..." he started.
"Doesn't matter. The point is I'm going to beat you both. You will
simply be a warmup, Joey. Yugi will be a real challenge however. I look
forward to dueling him, but not you. You got on the boat by fluke. If it
weren't for your friendship with Yugi, I'd say you'd still be sitting at
home trying to figure out how to use trap cards! Well, either way, I'll see
you both later." Mai taunted and left.
"That was REALLY rude of her" Joey complained.
Later that night, Joey and Yugi had headed to their rooms. However,
easy travel was not to be so easy.
"What do you mean, this is our rooms?" Joey whined.
"These rooms aren't fit for rats!" Yugi complained.
"These are the rooms you get. Only championship duelists get good
rooms, kids" a security guard said.
Yugi and Joey walked away when suddenly they heard another, familiar
voice.
"You expect a beauty like ME to sleep in a room like THIS?" a lady
was complaining to another security guard.
"Look, lady. Only top duelists get good rooms. You'll have to
suffer like everybody else." he replied.
Joey laughed. "Apparently we aren't the only ones who get these
rooms. Poor poor Mai" he said sarcastically.
Yugi couldn't help but laugh a bit.
Later that day, a crash was heard not far from Yugi and Joey's
rooms. Of course, they weren't there at the time. But they would have been
amazed at what happened next.
"Hey!" said a boy. "I'm Rex Raptor. What are you doing bumping
into me at a time like this? And just before I was going to catch some Zs!"
"Sorry" said Mai. "But if you're Rex, would you mind showing me
your room?"
Rex took a look over Mai and blushed. "Uh... sure!"
Rex led Mai into his room. "Nice place you have. Much better then
what they give the normal passengers." Mai said.
"You aren't just a normal passenger though. You're a beautiful
lady. You shouldn't be treated like that!" Rex said.
"Hmm.. mabye I shouldn't. I'll tell you what. Let's have a duel,
just for fun, using my deck. Here's the catch. If I win, I get the room.
If you win, I give you a little kiss" Mai bargened.
Rex obviously couldn't refuse. Mai's deck was split in half and Mai
spoke "The first card you will draw is Elegant Egotist. Then Shadow of
Eyes, Cyber Shield, then finally, Mirror Wall" she prophecized.
Rex was stunned. The cards were EXACTLY what she had said.
"I can draw any card I want and see exactly where every single card
is in my deck!" She said.
"I think I'm in some deep trouble now.." said Rex.
Meanwhile, let's look in on what Yugi and Joey are up to. As it
seems, they are currently in a lobby with a bunch of other duelists.
"Wow!" said Joey. "There are so many duelists here!"
"Of course" said a sneering stuck-up voice. The boys turned around
to find Weevil Underwood.
"Weevil! You're the Regional Champ!" Joey exclaimed. Yugi smacked
Joey over the head.
"Of course he's the Regional Champion. You watched him turn the
tables against Rex Raptor, didn't you?" Yugi said.
"Nice to hear you have watched me duel. So, are you planning on
trading? I bet every single card you could ever want could be found in this
boat. Well, except for, mabye, Blue Eyes White Dragon. And I bet you both
have cards that everybody else would like, no doubt" Weevil told them.
Joey immediatly rushed off to try and get some new cards.
"And what about you, Yugi?" Weevil asked him.
"I'm going to stay with my deck that I brought. No use in changing
my strategy now" Yugi said.
Weevil smiled and said "Mabye you would like to come chat in your
quarters? We could get more privacy there."
Yugi took Weevil to Yugi's room and left a trade-mad Joey to his own
trading.
The room overlooked the ocean. It was a decent room, but not the
best possible. Aside from the view, the only really beautiful thing was
that the bathroom was seperate from the room.
"And they gave you this dump?" Weevil sneered. "Oh well. By the
way, you own the legendary Exodia cards. The cards you used to win against
Seto Kaiba. Could I see them?"
"Alright" said Yugi, and he opened up his box of cards when Joey
burst into the room.
"Hey, yug!" Joey said. "I gotta show you these cards. Here we go.
There is Baby Valgaav, and Salamandra too!" he showed the cards to Yugi.
"Those are good cards. Here..." Yugi said as he opened his box and
took out a Time Wizard. "This will help you even more."
"Thanks!" Joey said and gave Yugi a big hug.
"Get off of me, please" Yugi squirmed. Joey let go and Yugi fell to
the floor.
"Anyway, Weevil, here are the cards of Exodia" Yugi said as he
pulled out the five cards.
"Exodi... the cards that have only been succesfully used once. By
you, Yugi. I've long searched for a way to stop Exodia and save the game,
and now, finally, the chance to see the cards presents itself. And a way to
save me from their power!" Weevil spoke as he neared the window.
"Say goodbye to your last hope, the 'Invincible' Exodia!" Weevil
screeched like a hawk as he threw them out the window. Joey dived in after
them.
"Joey!" Yugi cried out as Weevil left the room, laughing his ugly
green-haired head off.
"I'll get 'em, Yugi!" cried Joey. He landed in the water with a
splash.
Elsewhere in the ship, a splash of a different kind was made. It
was more of a thump. Rex Raptor landed on his backside.
"Sorry, Rex, but I won. So you have to clear out. And have a nice
day!" taunted Mai as she shut the door.
"I swear I'll get that girl. Just let her wait until I defeat her.
Me and my Red Eyes Black Dragon will beat her up!"
Meanwhile, Weevil had left the room and walked down the hall back to
his own room, when he spotted Rex Raptor sitting down.
"Can't get into your room?" Weevil sneered.
"I got kicked out by some girl named Mai. She beat me in a duel. I
swear she was psychic.." Rex started.
"You're a wimp, that's all. I'm surprised that you could beat Mako
Tsunami. And now you get beat by a simple girl. Her being psychic is your
excuse! I know it!"
"No! I swear it wasn't!" said Rex. The two began to fight. A
security guard led Weevil back to his room and took Rex off to Mai's old
room.
"Dangit. This place stinks" Rex whined.
Meanwhile, at Yugi's room...
"Joey!" Yugi cried.
"Don't worry, Yugi" Joey said. "I'm doing fine. Look. I've
already got two of them. Just three more to go."
"They aren't worth it, Joey" Yugi cried out to him. "Swim back to
the boat, you idiot!"
"Idiots don't make good friends, Yugi. I have to get these for you.
If I didn't, I wouldn't be your friend!" Joey cried as he reached for a
third one but was washed up by a wave.
Yugi threw his shirt off and dived in after him. He landed with a
splash in the water and dived down to grab Joey. When he rose again, Joey
wasn't breathing. He looked for a way to get back on the boat and saw a
rope hanging out of his bedroom window.
"Yugi! Grab on!" came Tristan's voice from Yugi's room. Yugi
grabed on to the rope. A couple minutes later, the two were back in the
room. Yugi was still soaked and so was Joey. Joey had two cards in his
hand, the Right Leg and Body. The last of the cards that Soloman had given
Yugi. The last of the Dark Star Weapons.
Joey came around soon and was very thankfull that the two had come
or else they never would have been saved.
After Yugi and Joey changed out of their soaking clothes and put on
new outfits (Which looked exactly the same), the group used the beds and
fell asleep.
Sometime the next day, the intercom boomed "We've arrived at Duelist
Kingdom! Please pack all your things and leave for the island at this time.
I repeat, would all duelists please pack your things and leave the boat for
the island. I repeat, would all... what do you mean I'm only supposed to
say it twice?"
"Finally, we are here. Duelist Kingdom. Where I will reclaim my
grandfather's soul" Yugi said to himself.