Yu-Gi-Oh! Twist Chronicles
A Yu-Gi-Oh! Spoof
By Zelloss
Episode 4 - Yugi wins it, Mai loses it
Okay. Yugi's in a bad position. Despite Gaia and Curse of Dragon
being on the field, Weevil still managed to bring out his strongest monster,
Great Moth!
"It's a Good Moth! Er... Great Moth!" Joey freaked.
Yugi looked at the huge demon. The Great Moth was flying, so then
Gaia couldn't possibly hurt him...
Weevil called out to Shabranigdo. "Attack with Tornado of Doom!"
The Great Moth flapped his wings, high speed winds sweeping the
ground-level of the stadium. Yugi quickly played a card from his hand.
However, the winds easily destroyed the Feral Imp.
Weevil was very proud of himself. "No more Gaia! Bwa ha ha ha!"
Yugi smiled back and said "You were too busy laughing your head off
to notice that I had played Polymerization. With it, Gaia and Curse of
Dragon become Gaia the Dragon Champion!"
Gaia had taken to the skies. The two combined had and attack power
of 2600, a direct match for Weevil's Great Moth!
"This now has enough power to match your Great Moth!" Yugi declared
to Weevil. Weevil only snickered.
"You fool!" he sneered. "Look again!"
Gaia the Dragon Champion was now at only 2500 attack power.
"What?" Yugi demanded. "WHAT KIND OF SNEAKY LOW-LIFE TRICK ARE YOU
TRYING TO PULL, WEEVIL?"
Weevil responded, saying "None. But whenever Great Moth uses the
Tornado of Doom attack, not only does it hit all ground monsters, but it
also releases something called a Death Spore. It will slowly take down your
attack power! You're helpless to stop it!"
Yugi backed up a couple steps. Gaia now had 2200 attack power.
If Weevil waited long enough, when Gaia had only 1500, Weevil would
do 1100 damage, just enough to take out Yugi's 1020 Life Points. Yet Weevil
still had 1860.
"How do you expect that Yugi is going to win this one?" Mai asked
the group.
"I don't care how. He's going to win, I know it. Somehow he will
win!" Tea responded.
"Yeah. Whatever she says!" says Tristan.
"Go watch Bambi, you Kids!" taunted Mai. She didn't realize what an
effect that would have.
"Bambi, huh?" Tristan shouted back. "I'll show you Bambi! Me and
our late VCR had some good times playing that movie! Some of my favorite
memories were of that movie. If you make one more comment, I'll pound your
face in!"
"Ahhh!" screamed Mai. She ran off.
"I was gonna get her good. She just *sniff* had to remind me that I
can't watch Bambi anymore.." Tristan sniveled.
Anyway, back up at the dueling grounds, Yugi was still looking for a
way to defeat him. If he got attacked now, with Gaia only having 1600
power, he would almost lose everything!
Yugi drew his card an ordered an attack by Gaia. Gaia made a
suicide strike, and he dissapeared in the winds from the Great Moth.
However, Yugi only lost 1000 Life Points, leaving him with a mere 20. He
was still alive, though.
Yugi then played his Mishra, the Magical Mist spell. The entire
field became wet. The Great Moth became soaked. The Death Spores washed
away.
"No!" shouted Weevil. "You bastard..."
"Watch your language, Weevil Underwood!" Yugi said back. Yugi
played Mystical Elf in defense mode.
"Mystical Elf, huh?" Weevil taunted. "I'll take her out fast!
Great Moth! Attack!"
Great Moth attacked and Sylphiel dissapeared with a scream. Yugi
then played the Ookazi spell. Weevil took 800 damage. Now things were a
bit more even.
"Weevil, I'm ready to fight you!" Yugi proclaimed. He played a
monster in face-down defense.
"You don't stand a chance, Yugi!" called out Weevil.
Meanwhile, Tea, Tristan, and Joey were still chanting for Yugi while
Mai was running through the bushes.
Suddenly, she bumped into something. Something with purpley-white
hair.
"Hello" he said in an eerie voice. Mai took one look at his freaky
face and at the glowing golden ring across the boy's striped t-shirt and ran
in the other direction. As fast as she could. She promptly landed on Joey.
"Err... hey, Mai" Joey said, trying to keep from blushing.
"AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!" Mai screamed again. She couldn't decide just
what to do anymore. She couldn't stay here. But if she ran off, she'd run
into the freaky kid again. She stood up, looked around, and fainted back on
top of Joey.
"Mai, get off. Not that I don't mind this, of course" said Joey.
Tea rolled Mai off of him and slapped him good.
Tristan simply tried to remain focused on the game, despite his case
of the snickers as he munched on something.
"What are you eating?" said Joey when he stood up. Tristan turned
around and showed him a Snickers bar.
Meanwhile, Yugi had somehow managed to get down another 200 of
Weevil's Life Points. Exactly how, nobody really knew. Yugi just knew it
had happened. He was too busy cracking up laughing at what was happening
down below. So was Weevil. It was now Yugi's turn however.
Yugi drew a card and proclaimed to Weevil "I am the winner. Wanna
see the proof?" Yugi asked. He then dropped the card Summoned Skull onto
the field. It was still 100 points less then Great Moth.
"You fool! How can you expect to win with a monster 100 points
weaker?" Weevil taunted.
"Simple" grinned Yugi. "With the Magical Mist all around, it makes
the field all wet. Which means, of course, that since Summoned Skull
attacks with lightning, it gains 1000 extra attack points! Enough to finish
you off and win the game!"
The rest of Weevil's Life Points counted down to 0 and Weevil fell
over. And off the platform. The next word heard was "ow.. my head.."
Meanwhile, Mai had woken up and been amazed to find that Yugi had
beaten Weevil, relieved to discover that there was no freaky-looking guy
with a glowing ring and purple-white hair, and then shocked to death because
Tea told her what Joey had said when she was fainted on him.
Joey got a good slapping. His cheek was now very red.
"How could I lose?" Weevil cried.
"True duelists duel for cheeseburgers.. I mean.. loved ones" Yugi
said.
Tristan turned with his half-eaten Snickers bar and said "Do you
want a bite for your cheeseburger, Yugi?"
"I hereby relieve myself on your dueling glove" said Joey.
"Don't you mean 'relieve you of your' dueling glove, Joey?" Tea
asked, a bit disgusted.
"Yeah, that too!" Joey quickly corrected myself. Joey now had a
shining new yellow.. er.. I mean.. red dueling glove with 1 Star-Chip, while
Yugi now owned 3 Star-Chips in his. Mai, of course, disspeared quickly.
Everybody continued to walk to find another challenger when out of
the bushes stepped a familiar figure. Mai.
"I'm demanding a duel for something that happened to me earlier. I
wager 1 of my 4 Star-Chips against 1 Star-Chip" Mai challenged.
"Alright" said Yugi. Mai stopped him.
"A duel against Joey is what I want!" Mai challenged.
A Yu-Gi-Oh! Spoof
By Zelloss
Episode 4 - Yugi wins it, Mai loses it
Okay. Yugi's in a bad position. Despite Gaia and Curse of Dragon
being on the field, Weevil still managed to bring out his strongest monster,
Great Moth!
"It's a Good Moth! Er... Great Moth!" Joey freaked.
Yugi looked at the huge demon. The Great Moth was flying, so then
Gaia couldn't possibly hurt him...
Weevil called out to Shabranigdo. "Attack with Tornado of Doom!"
The Great Moth flapped his wings, high speed winds sweeping the
ground-level of the stadium. Yugi quickly played a card from his hand.
However, the winds easily destroyed the Feral Imp.
Weevil was very proud of himself. "No more Gaia! Bwa ha ha ha!"
Yugi smiled back and said "You were too busy laughing your head off
to notice that I had played Polymerization. With it, Gaia and Curse of
Dragon become Gaia the Dragon Champion!"
Gaia had taken to the skies. The two combined had and attack power
of 2600, a direct match for Weevil's Great Moth!
"This now has enough power to match your Great Moth!" Yugi declared
to Weevil. Weevil only snickered.
"You fool!" he sneered. "Look again!"
Gaia the Dragon Champion was now at only 2500 attack power.
"What?" Yugi demanded. "WHAT KIND OF SNEAKY LOW-LIFE TRICK ARE YOU
TRYING TO PULL, WEEVIL?"
Weevil responded, saying "None. But whenever Great Moth uses the
Tornado of Doom attack, not only does it hit all ground monsters, but it
also releases something called a Death Spore. It will slowly take down your
attack power! You're helpless to stop it!"
Yugi backed up a couple steps. Gaia now had 2200 attack power.
If Weevil waited long enough, when Gaia had only 1500, Weevil would
do 1100 damage, just enough to take out Yugi's 1020 Life Points. Yet Weevil
still had 1860.
"How do you expect that Yugi is going to win this one?" Mai asked
the group.
"I don't care how. He's going to win, I know it. Somehow he will
win!" Tea responded.
"Yeah. Whatever she says!" says Tristan.
"Go watch Bambi, you Kids!" taunted Mai. She didn't realize what an
effect that would have.
"Bambi, huh?" Tristan shouted back. "I'll show you Bambi! Me and
our late VCR had some good times playing that movie! Some of my favorite
memories were of that movie. If you make one more comment, I'll pound your
face in!"
"Ahhh!" screamed Mai. She ran off.
"I was gonna get her good. She just *sniff* had to remind me that I
can't watch Bambi anymore.." Tristan sniveled.
Anyway, back up at the dueling grounds, Yugi was still looking for a
way to defeat him. If he got attacked now, with Gaia only having 1600
power, he would almost lose everything!
Yugi drew his card an ordered an attack by Gaia. Gaia made a
suicide strike, and he dissapeared in the winds from the Great Moth.
However, Yugi only lost 1000 Life Points, leaving him with a mere 20. He
was still alive, though.
Yugi then played his Mishra, the Magical Mist spell. The entire
field became wet. The Great Moth became soaked. The Death Spores washed
away.
"No!" shouted Weevil. "You bastard..."
"Watch your language, Weevil Underwood!" Yugi said back. Yugi
played Mystical Elf in defense mode.
"Mystical Elf, huh?" Weevil taunted. "I'll take her out fast!
Great Moth! Attack!"
Great Moth attacked and Sylphiel dissapeared with a scream. Yugi
then played the Ookazi spell. Weevil took 800 damage. Now things were a
bit more even.
"Weevil, I'm ready to fight you!" Yugi proclaimed. He played a
monster in face-down defense.
"You don't stand a chance, Yugi!" called out Weevil.
Meanwhile, Tea, Tristan, and Joey were still chanting for Yugi while
Mai was running through the bushes.
Suddenly, she bumped into something. Something with purpley-white
hair.
"Hello" he said in an eerie voice. Mai took one look at his freaky
face and at the glowing golden ring across the boy's striped t-shirt and ran
in the other direction. As fast as she could. She promptly landed on Joey.
"Err... hey, Mai" Joey said, trying to keep from blushing.
"AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!" Mai screamed again. She couldn't decide just
what to do anymore. She couldn't stay here. But if she ran off, she'd run
into the freaky kid again. She stood up, looked around, and fainted back on
top of Joey.
"Mai, get off. Not that I don't mind this, of course" said Joey.
Tea rolled Mai off of him and slapped him good.
Tristan simply tried to remain focused on the game, despite his case
of the snickers as he munched on something.
"What are you eating?" said Joey when he stood up. Tristan turned
around and showed him a Snickers bar.
Meanwhile, Yugi had somehow managed to get down another 200 of
Weevil's Life Points. Exactly how, nobody really knew. Yugi just knew it
had happened. He was too busy cracking up laughing at what was happening
down below. So was Weevil. It was now Yugi's turn however.
Yugi drew a card and proclaimed to Weevil "I am the winner. Wanna
see the proof?" Yugi asked. He then dropped the card Summoned Skull onto
the field. It was still 100 points less then Great Moth.
"You fool! How can you expect to win with a monster 100 points
weaker?" Weevil taunted.
"Simple" grinned Yugi. "With the Magical Mist all around, it makes
the field all wet. Which means, of course, that since Summoned Skull
attacks with lightning, it gains 1000 extra attack points! Enough to finish
you off and win the game!"
The rest of Weevil's Life Points counted down to 0 and Weevil fell
over. And off the platform. The next word heard was "ow.. my head.."
Meanwhile, Mai had woken up and been amazed to find that Yugi had
beaten Weevil, relieved to discover that there was no freaky-looking guy
with a glowing ring and purple-white hair, and then shocked to death because
Tea told her what Joey had said when she was fainted on him.
Joey got a good slapping. His cheek was now very red.
"How could I lose?" Weevil cried.
"True duelists duel for cheeseburgers.. I mean.. loved ones" Yugi
said.
Tristan turned with his half-eaten Snickers bar and said "Do you
want a bite for your cheeseburger, Yugi?"
"I hereby relieve myself on your dueling glove" said Joey.
"Don't you mean 'relieve you of your' dueling glove, Joey?" Tea
asked, a bit disgusted.
"Yeah, that too!" Joey quickly corrected myself. Joey now had a
shining new yellow.. er.. I mean.. red dueling glove with 1 Star-Chip, while
Yugi now owned 3 Star-Chips in his. Mai, of course, disspeared quickly.
Everybody continued to walk to find another challenger when out of
the bushes stepped a familiar figure. Mai.
"I'm demanding a duel for something that happened to me earlier. I
wager 1 of my 4 Star-Chips against 1 Star-Chip" Mai challenged.
"Alright" said Yugi. Mai stopped him.
"A duel against Joey is what I want!" Mai challenged.