Yu-Gi-Oh! Twist Chronicles
A Yu-Gi-Oh! Spoof
By Zelloss
Episode 6 - No more Weevil, but still more evil!
Alright. Quick review. Joey beat Mai. I told you it would be
quick!
"I'm sooooo hungry!" Joey whined. "When can we eat?"
"I'm out of food because of you, Joey. You're a bottomless pit, I
swear it!" Yugi told him.
"We're all out of food!" the group complained.
Joey suddenly stopped and sniffed the air, and took off toward the
beach, yelling "I smell fish!"
Everybody took off running. When they arrived, they found a fire
with cooked fish around it.
"Let's eat!" Joey cried. He ran up and began to munch all the fish
when a man in only shorts appeared. He had spiky black-blue hair and a nice
build. Tea blushed a bit.
"You like him too, don't you?" asked Tristan. He got pounded once
again.
"Stealing a fisherman's catch. Shame on you!" the man said. Just
at that moment, a splash of water caught him on the beach and he was swept
away into the water.
"You think he needs help?" Yugi asked.
"He's a fisherman. He can swim!" Joey said.
"Good point" said Tristan. He sat down and grabbed a bite to eat.
The man appeared again. "Let's try this again. I'm Mako Tsunami.
Who might you theives be?"
Yugi stood up and said "I'm Yugi. Yugi Moto."
Joey stood up, struck a 007 pose, and said "The name's Joey. Joey
Wheeler."
"Yugi, huh. What a surprise! Help yourself to the eats! It's all
on me!" Mako said.
"FEEDING FRENZY!" Joey and Tristan shouted. Before anybody really
knew what had happened, the four had completely consumed Mako's fish.
Meanwhile, let's check in elsewhere on the island. Namely, back in
the forest.
Weevil kept running. He was almost where Rex had told him...
"Where's your Star-Chips, young man?" a burly security guard asked
him.
"Umm..." Weevil was at a loss for words.
"Come on, then!" The guard commanded. He picked Weevil up by the
collar. "Time to get you off of this island!"
"WHAT?" Weevil screeched. "I'm not going anywhere!"
"Yes you are!" the guard replied. "Mister Pegasus said to remove
anybody who isn't in possesion of any Star-Chips at any time!"
"Oh no!" Weevil screamed as he was taken off.
At another place on the island (Namely the beach), a surprise was
waiting for the group.
"Now then. Yugi. In payment for me letting you and your friends
eat, I demand a duel!" Mako challenged.
"Alright then!" Yugi responded. A huge stadium rose out of the sea
next to them.
"Are you ready, Yugi?" Mako asked as Yugi transformed into his more
mysterious self.
"Ready!" Yugi said. He started by playing the Beaver Warrior in
defense mode.
"Alright then!" Mako proclaimed, playing a card. Yugi couldn't see
what it was, but he could definatly see something under the water.
"What is that thing?" Yugi demanded. Mako smiled and told him.
"It's nothing for you to be worried about... yet!" Mako proclaimed.
"Attack, Beaver Warrior!" Yugi called out. The Beaver Warrior
jumped high in the air and body-slammed into the water.
A few bubbles rushed to the surface and a tiny sword, but nothing
else. Yugi's Life Points dropped 100.
"What?" Yugi demanded. He thought a bit. There is one card..
Yugi was forced to play an Silver Fang card. The nice wolf appeared
perched in a howling position. He then played the Mystical Moon, raising
his attack power to 1500. Enought to stand up to the monster's attack.
"That thing doesn't stand a chance!" Mako spoke as he played another
card. The Giant Jellyfish. A huge Jellyfish fell into the water. Mako
then ordered an attack after playing the Poseidon's Power magic. The power
of the monster under the water rose by 300 points as well!
"Go! Attack, Giant Kraken!"
A ton of tentacles whipped from the water, grabbing the wolf.
Silver Fang vanished into thin air, and Yugi lost another 100 Life Points.
"Ahh!" Yugi shouted. He drew another card.
"Yes!" Yugi proclaimed to himself. He dropped the monster named
Feral Imp.
"And I equip him with the Horn of the Unicorn! It raises his attack
power to 2000 points. But that isn't all! He now attacks with lightning!"
Yugi procliamed.
"How in heck is lightning going to help Yugi?" Joey asked. Tea
smacked him over the head.
"Water conducts electricity, idiot! It'll let Feral Imp electricute
each of Mako's monsters at once!" Tea tried to explain. The operative word
being tried.
"I still don't get it" Joey sniffled. He got smacked again.
Yugi shouted out to Seygram, commanding "Seygram! Electrical Bolt!"
Seygram shot out a blast of electric energy from his mummy-wrapped
hands. The water tore into the water and was all absorbed into one spot.
"WHAT?" Yugi demanded. Mako's Life Points were still at 2000.
"You fool!" Mako claimed. "The water is protected by the Jellyfish!
In fact, the jellyfish itself has the power to absorb enough of your
electrical attack that it is reduced to zero power! Now then.."
Mako dropped one more monster onto the field. The Giant Sea Snake.
It had a massive 2300 attack power.
"No!" Yugi cried out as the Sea Snake launched his attack. A huge
flood came over everything. Yugi lost 300 Life Points more. And now there
was only 1 square of land left for Yugi to drop monsters on. The Evil Moon
continued to hand in the air.
"You can't expect to defeat the sea itself, Yugi!" Mako proclaimed.
"I can tell when the sea is happy or sad. When the tides will rise
or fall. Yet I cannot predict everything about it" Mako sadly said.
"The sea can be sad?" Joey asked. For once, he wasn't smacked
because Tea and Joey were just as confused.
"My father died at sea. He was a fisherman just like I was" Mako
spoke. "We were on a fishing trip one night. It became stormy. My father
tied me down, saying that I would be safe. But the waves hit so quickly
that he couldn't tie himself down. So now, I want to buy a great fishing
vessel with the money. And by doing that, I want to search the seas for my
father."
"That's *sniff* so.. sad.." Tea cried.
"I know" Tristan cried as well.
"Mako, I have a loved one on the line as well. This is a duel I
cannot afford to lose!" Yugi told him.
"Then how will you survive?" Mako said.
"With this card. Giant Stone Soldier in defense mode. It has 2000
defense power. I'll place it on my last square. Since it's rock just like
the ground it's on, it's defense is raised to 2400!
"So you delay the enevitable!" Mako said.
"I'm afraid that's all I can do right now" said Yugi sadly.
Meanwhile, we have something else to check in on. Namely, somebody
named Seto. Seto Kaiba.
"Kaiba! Open this door up or we'll break it down! Mr. Pegasus
would like to have a few words with you!" came a call from the door of one
of the rooms in the castle.
Kaiba quickly finished screwing in a screw in a mysterious white
disk and dropped that one and one other into a breifcase. He turned as the
door was busted open.
"Kaiba! You're coming with us!" one of the security guards said.
"You'll never take me alive! Never! I swear it, Never!" Kaiba was
paranoid or something. He kicked a chair towards the guards and hopped out
of a window.
The guards checked out the window. Below was a sheer drop with the
sea at the bottom.
"He's gone" said one guard. "Nobody could survive a fall like that.
Not even Kaiba."
Another guard searched a few drawers then found a card deck.
"This is it" the other guard said. "Pegasus was very clear. Saying
he wanted the deck with the Blue Eyes."
A Yu-Gi-Oh! Spoof
By Zelloss
Episode 6 - No more Weevil, but still more evil!
Alright. Quick review. Joey beat Mai. I told you it would be
quick!
"I'm sooooo hungry!" Joey whined. "When can we eat?"
"I'm out of food because of you, Joey. You're a bottomless pit, I
swear it!" Yugi told him.
"We're all out of food!" the group complained.
Joey suddenly stopped and sniffed the air, and took off toward the
beach, yelling "I smell fish!"
Everybody took off running. When they arrived, they found a fire
with cooked fish around it.
"Let's eat!" Joey cried. He ran up and began to munch all the fish
when a man in only shorts appeared. He had spiky black-blue hair and a nice
build. Tea blushed a bit.
"You like him too, don't you?" asked Tristan. He got pounded once
again.
"Stealing a fisherman's catch. Shame on you!" the man said. Just
at that moment, a splash of water caught him on the beach and he was swept
away into the water.
"You think he needs help?" Yugi asked.
"He's a fisherman. He can swim!" Joey said.
"Good point" said Tristan. He sat down and grabbed a bite to eat.
The man appeared again. "Let's try this again. I'm Mako Tsunami.
Who might you theives be?"
Yugi stood up and said "I'm Yugi. Yugi Moto."
Joey stood up, struck a 007 pose, and said "The name's Joey. Joey
Wheeler."
"Yugi, huh. What a surprise! Help yourself to the eats! It's all
on me!" Mako said.
"FEEDING FRENZY!" Joey and Tristan shouted. Before anybody really
knew what had happened, the four had completely consumed Mako's fish.
Meanwhile, let's check in elsewhere on the island. Namely, back in
the forest.
Weevil kept running. He was almost where Rex had told him...
"Where's your Star-Chips, young man?" a burly security guard asked
him.
"Umm..." Weevil was at a loss for words.
"Come on, then!" The guard commanded. He picked Weevil up by the
collar. "Time to get you off of this island!"
"WHAT?" Weevil screeched. "I'm not going anywhere!"
"Yes you are!" the guard replied. "Mister Pegasus said to remove
anybody who isn't in possesion of any Star-Chips at any time!"
"Oh no!" Weevil screamed as he was taken off.
At another place on the island (Namely the beach), a surprise was
waiting for the group.
"Now then. Yugi. In payment for me letting you and your friends
eat, I demand a duel!" Mako challenged.
"Alright then!" Yugi responded. A huge stadium rose out of the sea
next to them.
"Are you ready, Yugi?" Mako asked as Yugi transformed into his more
mysterious self.
"Ready!" Yugi said. He started by playing the Beaver Warrior in
defense mode.
"Alright then!" Mako proclaimed, playing a card. Yugi couldn't see
what it was, but he could definatly see something under the water.
"What is that thing?" Yugi demanded. Mako smiled and told him.
"It's nothing for you to be worried about... yet!" Mako proclaimed.
"Attack, Beaver Warrior!" Yugi called out. The Beaver Warrior
jumped high in the air and body-slammed into the water.
A few bubbles rushed to the surface and a tiny sword, but nothing
else. Yugi's Life Points dropped 100.
"What?" Yugi demanded. He thought a bit. There is one card..
Yugi was forced to play an Silver Fang card. The nice wolf appeared
perched in a howling position. He then played the Mystical Moon, raising
his attack power to 1500. Enought to stand up to the monster's attack.
"That thing doesn't stand a chance!" Mako spoke as he played another
card. The Giant Jellyfish. A huge Jellyfish fell into the water. Mako
then ordered an attack after playing the Poseidon's Power magic. The power
of the monster under the water rose by 300 points as well!
"Go! Attack, Giant Kraken!"
A ton of tentacles whipped from the water, grabbing the wolf.
Silver Fang vanished into thin air, and Yugi lost another 100 Life Points.
"Ahh!" Yugi shouted. He drew another card.
"Yes!" Yugi proclaimed to himself. He dropped the monster named
Feral Imp.
"And I equip him with the Horn of the Unicorn! It raises his attack
power to 2000 points. But that isn't all! He now attacks with lightning!"
Yugi procliamed.
"How in heck is lightning going to help Yugi?" Joey asked. Tea
smacked him over the head.
"Water conducts electricity, idiot! It'll let Feral Imp electricute
each of Mako's monsters at once!" Tea tried to explain. The operative word
being tried.
"I still don't get it" Joey sniffled. He got smacked again.
Yugi shouted out to Seygram, commanding "Seygram! Electrical Bolt!"
Seygram shot out a blast of electric energy from his mummy-wrapped
hands. The water tore into the water and was all absorbed into one spot.
"WHAT?" Yugi demanded. Mako's Life Points were still at 2000.
"You fool!" Mako claimed. "The water is protected by the Jellyfish!
In fact, the jellyfish itself has the power to absorb enough of your
electrical attack that it is reduced to zero power! Now then.."
Mako dropped one more monster onto the field. The Giant Sea Snake.
It had a massive 2300 attack power.
"No!" Yugi cried out as the Sea Snake launched his attack. A huge
flood came over everything. Yugi lost 300 Life Points more. And now there
was only 1 square of land left for Yugi to drop monsters on. The Evil Moon
continued to hand in the air.
"You can't expect to defeat the sea itself, Yugi!" Mako proclaimed.
"I can tell when the sea is happy or sad. When the tides will rise
or fall. Yet I cannot predict everything about it" Mako sadly said.
"The sea can be sad?" Joey asked. For once, he wasn't smacked
because Tea and Joey were just as confused.
"My father died at sea. He was a fisherman just like I was" Mako
spoke. "We were on a fishing trip one night. It became stormy. My father
tied me down, saying that I would be safe. But the waves hit so quickly
that he couldn't tie himself down. So now, I want to buy a great fishing
vessel with the money. And by doing that, I want to search the seas for my
father."
"That's *sniff* so.. sad.." Tea cried.
"I know" Tristan cried as well.
"Mako, I have a loved one on the line as well. This is a duel I
cannot afford to lose!" Yugi told him.
"Then how will you survive?" Mako said.
"With this card. Giant Stone Soldier in defense mode. It has 2000
defense power. I'll place it on my last square. Since it's rock just like
the ground it's on, it's defense is raised to 2400!
"So you delay the enevitable!" Mako said.
"I'm afraid that's all I can do right now" said Yugi sadly.
Meanwhile, we have something else to check in on. Namely, somebody
named Seto. Seto Kaiba.
"Kaiba! Open this door up or we'll break it down! Mr. Pegasus
would like to have a few words with you!" came a call from the door of one
of the rooms in the castle.
Kaiba quickly finished screwing in a screw in a mysterious white
disk and dropped that one and one other into a breifcase. He turned as the
door was busted open.
"Kaiba! You're coming with us!" one of the security guards said.
"You'll never take me alive! Never! I swear it, Never!" Kaiba was
paranoid or something. He kicked a chair towards the guards and hopped out
of a window.
The guards checked out the window. Below was a sheer drop with the
sea at the bottom.
"He's gone" said one guard. "Nobody could survive a fall like that.
Not even Kaiba."
Another guard searched a few drawers then found a card deck.
"This is it" the other guard said. "Pegasus was very clear. Saying
he wanted the deck with the Blue Eyes."