Yu-Gi-Oh! Twist Chronicles
A Yu-Gi-Oh! Spoof
By Zelloss
Episode 7 - Life, Death, and Craziness abound
Alrighty then. So, to make a long story short, I can't make a long
story short. Weevil is going to get draged off the island, Yugi is losing a
duel against Mako Tsunami, and Kaiba died. I told you I can't make a long
story short!
Since the Giant Stone Soldier was on the last ground square, he had
2400 defense. This only delayed the enevitable, Yugi knew, but it bought
him time.
"Yugi. Look around you!" Mako called out. "Your Stone Soldier is
in deep trouble. Even though it's stronger, it's square of land is the
last left. So my monsters are free to smash it the moment you put it as a
target!"
"That's what you think, Mako" called back Yugi. "You know you can't
hurt them until I turn them to attack mode. But do you have a clue what I
will soon do?"
"Nothing you could do could stop me!" Mako shouted out.
"Yeah. It's true. There's no way Yugi could stop Mako now!" Joey
sadly said.
"If we stop believing in him, then it's true! Then he won't win.
If we don't give up, Yugi will win! I'm sure of it!" Tea said furiously
before calling up "Go Yugi! You can win!"
"Comeon, Yugi!" Tristan shouted up.
Alright. Episode break. Let's take a look elsewhere, shall we.
Namely, at the corpse of Seto Kaiba, at the sea floor.
Wait a second! What the heck is he doing hanging from the side of
the cliff? This isn't supposed to happen!
Kaiba made his way carefully alongside the cliff to a small cavern
near a bend. He crawled in and made his way up to the surface. His white
briefcase was still in his hand.
"Don't worry, Mokuba" Kaiba said to himself. "I'll save you from
Pegasus."
Kaiba made his way carefully back to the castle and watched a window
in the north tower.
Back at the beach, Yugi and Mako were still in a heated duel. Mako
had played a Great White Terror. Yugi's Giant Soldier of Stone was now
surrounded by 4 monsters at once!
"I've got to come up with something!" Yugi thought to himself. "If
I don't, who knows what Mako will do next?"
Yugi was forced to draw. The card was a Curse of Dragon. A Curse
of Dragon?
Yugi forced a smile. Down on the beach, his friends had noticed it.
"He's smiling! I can't believe it!" Tea called out.
"He is! YAY! GO YUGI!" Joey called up.
"You can do it! Fight for Soloman! Fight for BAMBI!" Tristan
cheered.
"Why do you always mention Bambi in almost every single episode?"
Joey asked.
Tristan glared at him and Joey shut up.
Meanwhile, Mako's turn had passed. He still didn't want to attack.
He really wouldn't be able to do anything, and it wouldn't matter if he
played another monster.
The Mystical Moon reflected on the water and Yugi's hopes were as
dark as it was.
Let's take a look at something else. In particular, the fate of one
Weevil Underwood.
Weevil had been dragged off to a dock and stuck in a boat. The
guard there was very stern about them trying to get off.
"But I swear, I didn't lose my Star-Chips. They were stolen!" cried
out a voice from the forest. A green-shirted kid with wild green hair
appeared and was dragged onto the boat by another guard.
"Sure, kid" the guard said as he tossed the boy onto the boat.
"Get off me, kid!" Weevil cried. "I'm Weevil Underwood. Nobody
lands on me and gets away with it.
"That's nice. I'm Roberto. But you can just call me ESP Rob" the
boy said.
"I'll call you Ewgot Tinkletrousers if I want" spat Weevil.
"Very well, Uvana Goda Dabaffroom" Rob replied.
The funny name war continued admist the guard trying to calm things
down. When he finally had, 'ESP' Rob had finally returned to trying to
convince the guard that his chips were stolen.
"It was a kid with black hair and big round eyes. It had to be a
boy. He had a funny-looking hat and a striped shirt and jeans. He also
wore a bandana, so I couldn't see who it was!" Roberto tried to explain.
"Yeah, sure. And I got mine stolen by a spiky-haired purple-and-
yellow-streaked trouser-wearing freak who calls himself Yugi Moto!" Weevil
spat at him.
"You know Yugi?" Rob asked.
"Of course I do!" Weeevil said. "I could have sworn I destroyed the
only chance he had of winning, too!"
Meanwhile, let's check in on Seto Kaiba. Okay, so he's STILL
staring at the window in the castle. Now what the heck is he waiting for.
So let's take a look inside the castle.
At one certain Maximillion Pegasus. He was sitting reading a comic.
Namely, Slayers Medieval Mayhem. He was also sipping wine.
"It's at times like these I love my job" Pegasus said to himself.
"A good manga and a nice glass of fine wine."
Just at that moment, a guards came into the room.
"What do you want, Kimo?" Pegasus asked the guard.
Kimo replied "Both Mokuba Kaiba and Seto Kaiba have mysteriously
dissapeared. They are nowhere to be found on this island."
Pegasus put down the comic book and turned. He spoke to Kimo. "I
have a plan. Just try to find Yugi and Mokuba, then keep an eye on them.
Once you find them, I'm sure you'll find Kaiba and Mokuba. Trust me on that
one."
Kimo then walked over to his boss and put a deck of cards at his
place. "And this is the deck" Kimo told him. Pegasus began to laugh like a
madgirl.
Pegasus grabbed the deck greedily and dismissed Kimo. Kimo wasn't
going to go against Pegasus' wishes, and left the room admist Maximillion's
high-pitched girly laughter.
Pegasus snapped his fingers and called out "Doppleganger. I have a
job for you!"
Out of nowhere, a fat man appeared with a cloak. He was a copy cat,
a Doppleganger.
"I think you know what to do!" Pegasus said as he handed
Doppleganger the deck.
"Thank you, Master Pegasus" Doppleganger said and dissapeared.
Pegasus continued to laugh.
Alright. I'd say we might as well take one last look back at the
beach, right?
Yugi drew one last card and smiled. He shouted out to Mako, saying
"The game is over, Mako!"
Mako stepped back as Yugi shifted his Stone Soldier to attack mode.
"Attack mode? You stupid little.." Mako taunted.
"I'm not attacking your monsters, Mako. I'm attacking the Mystical
Moon I played earlier!"
The huge stone sword slashed and shattered the Mystical Moon.
Chunks fell down and splashed in the water. Suddenly, everything was dry.
"Of course! The tides come in when the moon rises! I get it now!"
Tea said. "With no more moon, the tides become low!"
"Could you explain that again?" Joey asked. He got smacked upside
the head.
Up on the field, all of Mako's monsters were now beached. And Yugi
took the opportunity. Without the water, they couldn't attack. Not only
that, but their power was decreased. Yugi played his Curse of Dragon in
attack mode and equipped him with the Burning Land magic card.
"You're finished, Mako!" Yugi shouted out. "Curse of Dragon! Flame
Breath attack!"
Curse of Dragon opened it's mouth, spewing flames. When the flames
were gone, so were Mako's monsters. Yugi had done enough damage to win the
game.
"No!" Mako cried out. He gave Yugi two Star-Chips and swam away
into the sea. He called back "Yugi, you duel good! I'll find my father by
myself, and when I do, I will get the card he owned, so I can beat you once
and for all!"
"Goodbye, Mako!" Yugi cried out as Mako swam fast into the sunset.
"That was weird" Joey said as Yugi climbed off the platform and came
over to the beach.
The group continued to head along the beach. Only to spot Rob and
Weevil fighting.
"What's going on here?" Yugi demanded.
And just before I leave you, I'll give you this note.
Kaiba turned away and left, muttering to himself. "Mokuba, you are
safe then. So I will find you. Trust me, little bro, I'll help you out."
A Yu-Gi-Oh! Spoof
By Zelloss
Episode 7 - Life, Death, and Craziness abound
Alrighty then. So, to make a long story short, I can't make a long
story short. Weevil is going to get draged off the island, Yugi is losing a
duel against Mako Tsunami, and Kaiba died. I told you I can't make a long
story short!
Since the Giant Stone Soldier was on the last ground square, he had
2400 defense. This only delayed the enevitable, Yugi knew, but it bought
him time.
"Yugi. Look around you!" Mako called out. "Your Stone Soldier is
in deep trouble. Even though it's stronger, it's square of land is the
last left. So my monsters are free to smash it the moment you put it as a
target!"
"That's what you think, Mako" called back Yugi. "You know you can't
hurt them until I turn them to attack mode. But do you have a clue what I
will soon do?"
"Nothing you could do could stop me!" Mako shouted out.
"Yeah. It's true. There's no way Yugi could stop Mako now!" Joey
sadly said.
"If we stop believing in him, then it's true! Then he won't win.
If we don't give up, Yugi will win! I'm sure of it!" Tea said furiously
before calling up "Go Yugi! You can win!"
"Comeon, Yugi!" Tristan shouted up.
Alright. Episode break. Let's take a look elsewhere, shall we.
Namely, at the corpse of Seto Kaiba, at the sea floor.
Wait a second! What the heck is he doing hanging from the side of
the cliff? This isn't supposed to happen!
Kaiba made his way carefully alongside the cliff to a small cavern
near a bend. He crawled in and made his way up to the surface. His white
briefcase was still in his hand.
"Don't worry, Mokuba" Kaiba said to himself. "I'll save you from
Pegasus."
Kaiba made his way carefully back to the castle and watched a window
in the north tower.
Back at the beach, Yugi and Mako were still in a heated duel. Mako
had played a Great White Terror. Yugi's Giant Soldier of Stone was now
surrounded by 4 monsters at once!
"I've got to come up with something!" Yugi thought to himself. "If
I don't, who knows what Mako will do next?"
Yugi was forced to draw. The card was a Curse of Dragon. A Curse
of Dragon?
Yugi forced a smile. Down on the beach, his friends had noticed it.
"He's smiling! I can't believe it!" Tea called out.
"He is! YAY! GO YUGI!" Joey called up.
"You can do it! Fight for Soloman! Fight for BAMBI!" Tristan
cheered.
"Why do you always mention Bambi in almost every single episode?"
Joey asked.
Tristan glared at him and Joey shut up.
Meanwhile, Mako's turn had passed. He still didn't want to attack.
He really wouldn't be able to do anything, and it wouldn't matter if he
played another monster.
The Mystical Moon reflected on the water and Yugi's hopes were as
dark as it was.
Let's take a look at something else. In particular, the fate of one
Weevil Underwood.
Weevil had been dragged off to a dock and stuck in a boat. The
guard there was very stern about them trying to get off.
"But I swear, I didn't lose my Star-Chips. They were stolen!" cried
out a voice from the forest. A green-shirted kid with wild green hair
appeared and was dragged onto the boat by another guard.
"Sure, kid" the guard said as he tossed the boy onto the boat.
"Get off me, kid!" Weevil cried. "I'm Weevil Underwood. Nobody
lands on me and gets away with it.
"That's nice. I'm Roberto. But you can just call me ESP Rob" the
boy said.
"I'll call you Ewgot Tinkletrousers if I want" spat Weevil.
"Very well, Uvana Goda Dabaffroom" Rob replied.
The funny name war continued admist the guard trying to calm things
down. When he finally had, 'ESP' Rob had finally returned to trying to
convince the guard that his chips were stolen.
"It was a kid with black hair and big round eyes. It had to be a
boy. He had a funny-looking hat and a striped shirt and jeans. He also
wore a bandana, so I couldn't see who it was!" Roberto tried to explain.
"Yeah, sure. And I got mine stolen by a spiky-haired purple-and-
yellow-streaked trouser-wearing freak who calls himself Yugi Moto!" Weevil
spat at him.
"You know Yugi?" Rob asked.
"Of course I do!" Weeevil said. "I could have sworn I destroyed the
only chance he had of winning, too!"
Meanwhile, let's check in on Seto Kaiba. Okay, so he's STILL
staring at the window in the castle. Now what the heck is he waiting for.
So let's take a look inside the castle.
At one certain Maximillion Pegasus. He was sitting reading a comic.
Namely, Slayers Medieval Mayhem. He was also sipping wine.
"It's at times like these I love my job" Pegasus said to himself.
"A good manga and a nice glass of fine wine."
Just at that moment, a guards came into the room.
"What do you want, Kimo?" Pegasus asked the guard.
Kimo replied "Both Mokuba Kaiba and Seto Kaiba have mysteriously
dissapeared. They are nowhere to be found on this island."
Pegasus put down the comic book and turned. He spoke to Kimo. "I
have a plan. Just try to find Yugi and Mokuba, then keep an eye on them.
Once you find them, I'm sure you'll find Kaiba and Mokuba. Trust me on that
one."
Kimo then walked over to his boss and put a deck of cards at his
place. "And this is the deck" Kimo told him. Pegasus began to laugh like a
madgirl.
Pegasus grabbed the deck greedily and dismissed Kimo. Kimo wasn't
going to go against Pegasus' wishes, and left the room admist Maximillion's
high-pitched girly laughter.
Pegasus snapped his fingers and called out "Doppleganger. I have a
job for you!"
Out of nowhere, a fat man appeared with a cloak. He was a copy cat,
a Doppleganger.
"I think you know what to do!" Pegasus said as he handed
Doppleganger the deck.
"Thank you, Master Pegasus" Doppleganger said and dissapeared.
Pegasus continued to laugh.
Alright. I'd say we might as well take one last look back at the
beach, right?
Yugi drew one last card and smiled. He shouted out to Mako, saying
"The game is over, Mako!"
Mako stepped back as Yugi shifted his Stone Soldier to attack mode.
"Attack mode? You stupid little.." Mako taunted.
"I'm not attacking your monsters, Mako. I'm attacking the Mystical
Moon I played earlier!"
The huge stone sword slashed and shattered the Mystical Moon.
Chunks fell down and splashed in the water. Suddenly, everything was dry.
"Of course! The tides come in when the moon rises! I get it now!"
Tea said. "With no more moon, the tides become low!"
"Could you explain that again?" Joey asked. He got smacked upside
the head.
Up on the field, all of Mako's monsters were now beached. And Yugi
took the opportunity. Without the water, they couldn't attack. Not only
that, but their power was decreased. Yugi played his Curse of Dragon in
attack mode and equipped him with the Burning Land magic card.
"You're finished, Mako!" Yugi shouted out. "Curse of Dragon! Flame
Breath attack!"
Curse of Dragon opened it's mouth, spewing flames. When the flames
were gone, so were Mako's monsters. Yugi had done enough damage to win the
game.
"No!" Mako cried out. He gave Yugi two Star-Chips and swam away
into the sea. He called back "Yugi, you duel good! I'll find my father by
myself, and when I do, I will get the card he owned, so I can beat you once
and for all!"
"Goodbye, Mako!" Yugi cried out as Mako swam fast into the sunset.
"That was weird" Joey said as Yugi climbed off the platform and came
over to the beach.
The group continued to head along the beach. Only to spot Rob and
Weevil fighting.
"What's going on here?" Yugi demanded.
And just before I leave you, I'll give you this note.
Kaiba turned away and left, muttering to himself. "Mokuba, you are
safe then. So I will find you. Trust me, little bro, I'll help you out."